9/30/21 |
Cythereas Oui She Did Wii[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
9/28/21 |
Shayla Newbie Divas & Her Web[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Emmanuelle Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/27/21 |
GingerLynn Her Personal Tannier[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Jennifer Noxt Video] |
9/26/21 |
GingerLynn Aleksa Nicole – Stacy Jay – Anita Blue – Mika Tan – Sadie Kennedy – Cindy Starfall… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/25/21 | Basic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, “Opening the Aperture” means something else altogether. That said, if you Google aperture and then Google Heather Vuur, you will quickly understand why our approach to the word constitutes considerably more fun. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Holly Wellin Video, Ginger Lea Video, Daisy Marie Video, Marie Luv, Rita Faltoyano, Michael Ninn] |
9/24/21 | Regardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider a full return of In Your Face — in our own potentially irreverent manner, naturally. Hey, there might be a lot less fighting if more people took our approach. Just sayin’… [STAR TAGS: Holly West Video, Phoenix Marie Video, Tory Lane Video, Claudia Valentine Video, Hunter Bryce Video, Jessica Lynn Video, Camryn Kiss Video, Brenya Rose Video, Cayden Moore Video, Evie Delatosso Video] |
9/23/21 |
Shayla Desirable Elements[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video] |
9/22/21 |
Cythereas Earnestly Couched[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Erica McLean] |
9/20/21 |
GingerLynn As Puppies Go…[STAR TAGS: Nina Hartley Video] |
9/19/21 | School has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain] |
9/18/21 |
Cythereas Lascivious Liquidity Renewed[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Missy Monroe Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/17/21 |
GingerLynn Good to Be Bad[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Nina Hartley Video] |
9/16/21 |
Shayla Divas | with Assets[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Asia Carrera Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Jeanna Fine Video, Nina Hartley Video, Rebecca Lord Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/14/21 |
GingerLynn A Serling Reputation[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
9/12/21 | Considering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent American Girls with solid blue collar values in their pretend professions. Well, not all of the collars are blue, really. In fact, there are not many collars at all, or clothes really. Still, no one would understand blue neck values, and that sounds kind of ishy anyway. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, jessica drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sondra Hall Video, Bobbi Barrington Video, Summer Storm Video, Lea De Mae Video] |
9/11/21 |
RisqueNews Remember |
9/10/21 | We wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our Petals to the Mettle. This means we get to add to our “Full Movie” section again too, which makes us almost as happy as seeing Autumn Bliss again. Now, this current Autumn — that being the one we are all living through right now, of course — still pretty much sucks in the grand scheme. That being said, this would be precisely the time to focus on smaller victories. That will bring you your bliss, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video] |
9/9/21 |
GingerLynn Being Honest[STAR TAGS: Cameron Canela Video] |
9/8/21 |
Cythereas Nudity both Cleanly & Recreational[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video] |
9/6/21 | If you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all celebrate Labor Day (technically, “all” as in U.S. all) by doing exactly zero actual labor. Rather than provide a history lesson on this rationale, though, we decided to go with a tried and true standard. We decided to celebrate with many, many naked women. In our experience that pretty much goes with any holiday. [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Sabina Rouge Video, Emma Hix Video, Kenzie Anne Video, Carolina White Video, Anny Aurora Video, Lacey London Video. Cherie Noel Video, Jisel Lynn Video, Vanna Bardot Video, Gabby Carter Video, Meaghan Stanfill Video, Lacy Lennon Video, Sky Wonderland Video, Sloan Harper Video, Bunny Colby Video, Blake Blossom Video] |
9/5/21 |
GingerLynn Lagoons of Many Women (and one dude)[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video, Lois Ayres Video] |
9/5/21 |
GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Mia Gold – Tara Lynn Foxx – Chanell Heart – Alana Evans – Lexxxi Nicole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/4/21 | Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video] |
9/3/21 |
Shayla Off to Ever-Ever Land[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video] |
9/2/21 | We all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the “Personal Holiday” category. For whatever reason, when these days roll around annually, it makes us smile, if not necessarily spend a bunch of money on things that make pretty explosions in the nighttime sky. Today would be one of those days for the Risqué Commune actually, even though “work” may not be the most accurate description of what we do around here. As for the millions of not working but still getting paid people out there, well, that ends this weekend. Our theory would be that the American World will be a very different place in a couple of weeks. We shall see. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
9/1/21 |
Shayla Feeling Particularly Strong[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Samantha Strong Video] |
Filed Under: Chloe Dior
November 2017 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/30/17 |
ReelRisque A Spades Flush | pics[STAR TAGS: Sammie Spades] |
11/26/17 |
GingerLynn Sunny Lane – Brooke Lynn Santos – Nina Hartley – Allison Moore – Nikki Charm – Ashley Pink… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
11/25/17 |
CythereasWetWorld Squirting Friends[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tessa Taylor Video, Sasha Heart Video] |
11/24/17 | Apparently we’re having one of those unanticipated “different departments working with the same star without realizing it” moments again. On the upside, it might be theoretically possible to have too much Kristal Summers, but it’s theoretically possible to eat just one cookie out of the row and then put the package away too. This time, notably, we actually have Kristal’s very first time on camera. Judging from her performance in My First Porno, it was likely not her first time having sex, however. It didn’t even seem like it was her first time having a 3-way, either, truth be told. Might have been the first time with Inari Vachs and Randy Spears, though. Maybe. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Inari Vachs Video] |
11/23/17 | Many excellent ways exist in which one might celebrate a Thanksgiving holiday. For example, we invited a new tech guru from England over for dinner by asking him if he’d like to come over and “y’know, celebrate leaving YOU and all.” We’re also quite certain that Penthouse Pet Sam Phillips has an orgy to attend — which she denies, but that’s what all orgy attendees do, and everybody knows all Pets celebrate that way. … For the rest of us, we have Kristal Summers who will eternally inspire Love Letters, probably even from orgy attendees and people from England. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video] |
11/22/17 |
ReelRisque Crushing Velvet | pics[STAR TAGS: Briana Blair] |
11/19/17 |
Shayla The Jay Crew Cut[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
11/17/17 | Don’t you hate it when the pizza guy shows up at the door, and you suddenly realize that you have no cash at all? Of course these days, he likely has an app on his phone that allows you to simply swipe your credit card across it and pay that way, but not that long ago, this scenario could be a real problem. Oddly enough, when the situation comes up in adult movies, no one seems overly concerned as they simply transition to the obvious Sex for Pepperoni barter system. … For the record, having delivered pizzas for years while in college, at least one of us can tell you unequivocally that this never, ever, happens in real life. Of course Tom Cruise probably never really saved the world either; so there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video] |
11/15/17 |
ReelRisque Clean Desk Benefits | pics[STAR TAGS: Ashlyn Rae] |
11/13/17 |
ReelRisque Say It’s Surely So | pics[STAR TAGS: Allie Haze] |
11/12/17 |
GingerLynn Ava Green – Jacky Joy – Sadie Kennedy – Britney Young – Shay Lynn – Chantelle Fox… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
11/11/17 |
ReelRisque Red Leather Lovin’ | video[STAR TAGS: Asa Akira Video, Dana Vespoli Video] |
11/10/17 | Honestly this job can be quite fun. When you have a boss from the planet Wacky — quite possibly the leader of that planet — you really get permission to do almost anything with your updates. Every week a few new folders appear in our individual queues, we do our thing with whatever, and then at the end of the week we all go in search of great Mexican food — or at least tequila. When the week includes Asa Akira, you know it will be a special one too. Now if we could just get Asa to come up and visit with tequila, well, then we might have perfected the system. [STAR TAGS: Asa Akira] |
11/6/17 | There are a significant number of people out there who get their adult movie enjoyment by watching solo women — or indeed solo men, in some cases — work themselves up to, let’s call it a euphoric state. As states go, that tends to be a good one because you never have to worry about fires, or earthquakes, or blizzards, or really any natural disaster hitting you. As you watch Karina continue the Love Letters story, think about that. Even if some disaster did announce itself right then, you really wouldn’t think about it much until your orgasm had subsided. [STAR TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Karina Video] |
11/4/17 |
ReelRisque Tealin’ Groovy | video[STAR TAGS: Kinzie Joe Video] |
11/3/17 | Many professions revel the newcomer, perhaps professional athletes among the highest. Of course Hollywood does love a new face, and despite all sorts of political correctness promises, it still seems to remain a place where youth rules — at least on camera. So you take the physical abilities (along with the often unnatural strains on the body) and the fake reality movies provide — and you put them all in one person, place, and appropriate thing — and you end up in our world. We even have the benefit of “newcomer” containing a mischievous pun. Whatever the case, Kinzie is not your average Joe. [STAR TAGS: Kinzie Joe] |
11/1/17 |
247AdultStars Wet Behind the Rear’s Chantelle[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
March 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/27/04 | We try to spread things around here, if you’ll pardon the expression. We do so not because of the repetitive rebellion so much as recognition of the fact that we just generally have a lot of different things to talk about. Sometimes, though, it’s good to let a plan evolve, which you’ll learn if you bother to read today’s entry. If you don’t bother to read the prose, you can nonetheless meander over another DVD Gallery from Pop, courtesy of Ninn Worx, and you can see some rather entertaining mpegs from Behind the Scenes on Georgia Adair’s next movie for Michael. All in all, it’s The Prose or the Pro’s … unless you chose both, of course. Choices are good. Don’t Panic. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dominica Leoni Video, Wanda Curtis, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
3/23/04 | OK. We finally got enough emails complaining about us not putting up the final chapter of Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows to annoy us and spur us into motion. OK, It was actually only one email, but it was from Maverick, and he was just across the hall when he sent it, and that was annoying, so it did the trick. We also decided to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of Juli Ashton sunning herself (actually, a lot of herself) in Mexico, just to make the non-video fans happy. We’re very friendly around here … except to Maverick: He still has dirt to move … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video] |
3/20/04 | Today we have Rabbi Ruminations in our Ninn Worx Weekend, and that’s unusual even for us. Of course we also have 60 pictures and a Slide Show featuring Anais and Dee in Fem: Diva for the less theologically inclined. So whether you want to whet your intellectual appetite with “Lesbo up-front About It” or just carpet munch away, you should have a great Saturday. It could be worse: You could be Mav in the front yard with 3 tons of decomposed granite. (Evil Laugh.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Teanna Kae, Devon Michaels, Jesse V., Michael Ninn, Lon] |
3/19/04 | Georgia comes into town next week to film the sequel to Becoming Georgia Adair. She and Michael have decided to try and get together more than once this year, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a little more of the lovely lady. We’re hoping to give her some subtle advice too, as this thumbnail from “Georgia at Danni’s Hard Drive” clearly shows. You see Georgia was giving a “Virtual Lap Dance” and she’s generally a very happy and smiley person, but, still, I just don’t think you should be laughing and pointing like this while giving a lap dance. Guys are sensitive too. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Brook Bradford, D.Minion] |
3/15/04 | Wow. A special treat awaits you today, as you get to ride on a water slide with Inari Vachs and Dee, and if you’re quick, you can even catch a glimpse of Wendy Divine. Of course you can also check out Dee’s photography, using Kristal Summers as a subject, and Hedonism III in Jamaica as a backdrop. If neither of those options interest you, you could always work on your taxes, but we wouldn’t advise mentioning that to any of your friends. Oh, and we tried really, really hard not to, but we titled this post Fronds in ‘Mo Places. Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves. It’s sad. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Wendy Divine Video, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video] |
3/12/04 | Did you ever know someone that was afraid to buy a new car because they were afraid that something would happen to it, or, worse, someone would just steal it? Occasionally (and sadly) it’s easy to understand that philosophy. In today’s introspection we take a brief look at the price (and risks) of fame, particularly as they relate to our poor aggrieved friend, Inari Vachs. Someone has stolen her identity on the web, and we’ve come up with if not a certainly successful solution, at least an entertaining one. We’ve also added a bit of Greek Mythology, always good for a laugh, and 104 wonderful pictures of the even more wonderful Ms. Vachs. We call it “Love is all we Heed” — you can call it a fine way to end the week. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
3/10/04 | Our Maverick friend from over the Atlantic is counting down the days until he has to return home and go back to work. After what he’s been through here, he’ll need to go back to work to rest: The vacation has to be killing him. Being the type prone to torment, we’re putting up Part Three of the Cam Show that will define all Cam Shows, that actually happened while Carol was here. As a bonus we’re even showing how Shayla LaVeaux put the Wabo in Cabo way before Sammy Hagar began his exile there. He might as well have been driving 55 … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
3/7/04 | After the appropriate apologies to Michael Ninn, for not giving the Ninn Worx Weekends their appropriate due, we’re continuing our Dee, Kristal Summers, & Mr. Marcus extravaganza today. All in all, everyone should be happy … but probably Mr. Marcus most of all. What a great job he has. If I were only younger … and better looking … with a better body … Oh, never mind. [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Dee Video, Angel Cassidy, Mandy Bright, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/5/04 | Today the dogs got a bath. Naturally D.Minion felt it vitally important to document this fact with photographs. The picture below shows the only male in our Canine Crew surveying his domain in a newly-acquired camouflage kerchief. Being just the tiniest bit irreverant, we’ve entitled it Semper Fido. You can look at even more pictures like this inside. Of course, you can also see part one of the recent cam show featuring Dee, Kristal Summers, and Mr. Marcus if you’d rather — although we can’t imagine why this would be the case. Still, it takes all kinds to make a world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Puppy Dogs, Exclusive Video] |
3/4/04 | D.Minion has been after us to catch up on the new “Dee KSEX Area” that Mav built. (We were going to dock his pay, and then we realized that he doesn’t actually get any, so we resolved to make him work in the dirt some more. But that’s a story for another day.) Dee also has been after us to get to work on this area, but Dee sweetened the pot by saying she’d do another cam show with secret guests if we got going on the KSEX stuff. We started today with 11/6/03 and 11/13/03. We’re relatively easy to bribe, as it turns out. As an aside, Faithful Members among us will recognize that as a tribute to our resident slave labor, Maverick, D.Minion took all of the pictures in the first set horizontally. Hey, what are friends for? Oh, and Dee’s next cam show is Wednesday, March 10th, at 4:00 EST. Set your alarm, happy2 … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
3/2/04 | Mav’s been playing with all of the new software around here … with the predictable choice for subject matter. He’s come quite a long way with the Photoshop skills, and he’s picking up the html coding like … well, like a brash American …. Having recently observed him handle a shovel, however, we’re confident that all we needed to do to win the Revolutionary War was bury ourselves. They’d never have found us, and would have just wandered off confused after awhile. Maybe if Kristal were the mentor … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Maverick] |
September 2003 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
9/29/03 | Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
9/28/03 | We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/27/03 | We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
9/25/03 | If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
9/24/03 | Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee] |
9/20/03 | We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair] |
9/19/03 | We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion] |
9/18/03 | We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick] |
9/15/03 | Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion] |
9/14/03 | Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.) Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive. We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really … To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different. Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn] |
9/10/03 | Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion] |
9/9/03 | About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
9/7/03 | Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn] |
9/1/03 | Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
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