9/30/21 |
Cythereas Oui She Did Wii[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
9/28/21 |
Shayla Newbie Divas & Her Web[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Emmanuelle Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/27/21 |
GingerLynn Her Personal Tannier[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Jennifer Noxt Video] |
9/26/21 |
GingerLynn Aleksa Nicole – Stacy Jay – Anita Blue – Mika Tan – Sadie Kennedy – Cindy Starfall… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/25/21 | Basic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, “Opening the Aperture” means something else altogether. That said, if you Google aperture and then Google Heather Vuur, you will quickly understand why our approach to the word constitutes considerably more fun. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Holly Wellin Video, Ginger Lea Video, Daisy Marie Video, Marie Luv, Rita Faltoyano, Michael Ninn] |
9/24/21 | Regardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider a full return of In Your Face — in our own potentially irreverent manner, naturally. Hey, there might be a lot less fighting if more people took our approach. Just sayin’… [STAR TAGS: Holly West Video, Phoenix Marie Video, Tory Lane Video, Claudia Valentine Video, Hunter Bryce Video, Jessica Lynn Video, Camryn Kiss Video, Brenya Rose Video, Cayden Moore Video, Evie Delatosso Video] |
9/23/21 |
Shayla Desirable Elements[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video] |
9/22/21 |
Cythereas Earnestly Couched[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Erica McLean] |
9/20/21 |
GingerLynn As Puppies Go…[STAR TAGS: Nina Hartley Video] |
9/19/21 | School has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain] |
9/18/21 |
Cythereas Lascivious Liquidity Renewed[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Missy Monroe Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/17/21 |
GingerLynn Good to Be Bad[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Nina Hartley Video] |
9/16/21 |
Shayla Divas | with Assets[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Asia Carrera Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Jeanna Fine Video, Nina Hartley Video, Rebecca Lord Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/14/21 |
GingerLynn A Serling Reputation[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
9/12/21 | Considering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent American Girls with solid blue collar values in their pretend professions. Well, not all of the collars are blue, really. In fact, there are not many collars at all, or clothes really. Still, no one would understand blue neck values, and that sounds kind of ishy anyway. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, jessica drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sondra Hall Video, Bobbi Barrington Video, Summer Storm Video, Lea De Mae Video] |
9/11/21 |
RisqueNews Remember |
9/10/21 | We wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our Petals to the Mettle. This means we get to add to our “Full Movie” section again too, which makes us almost as happy as seeing Autumn Bliss again. Now, this current Autumn — that being the one we are all living through right now, of course — still pretty much sucks in the grand scheme. That being said, this would be precisely the time to focus on smaller victories. That will bring you your bliss, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video] |
9/9/21 |
GingerLynn Being Honest[STAR TAGS: Cameron Canela Video] |
9/8/21 |
Cythereas Nudity both Cleanly & Recreational[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video] |
9/6/21 | If you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all celebrate Labor Day (technically, “all” as in U.S. all) by doing exactly zero actual labor. Rather than provide a history lesson on this rationale, though, we decided to go with a tried and true standard. We decided to celebrate with many, many naked women. In our experience that pretty much goes with any holiday. [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Sabina Rouge Video, Emma Hix Video, Kenzie Anne Video, Carolina White Video, Anny Aurora Video, Lacey London Video. Cherie Noel Video, Jisel Lynn Video, Vanna Bardot Video, Gabby Carter Video, Meaghan Stanfill Video, Lacy Lennon Video, Sky Wonderland Video, Sloan Harper Video, Bunny Colby Video, Blake Blossom Video] |
9/5/21 |
GingerLynn Lagoons of Many Women (and one dude)[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video, Lois Ayres Video] |
9/5/21 |
GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Mia Gold – Tara Lynn Foxx – Chanell Heart – Alana Evans – Lexxxi Nicole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/4/21 | Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video] |
9/3/21 |
Shayla Off to Ever-Ever Land[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video] |
9/2/21 | We all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the “Personal Holiday” category. For whatever reason, when these days roll around annually, it makes us smile, if not necessarily spend a bunch of money on things that make pretty explosions in the nighttime sky. Today would be one of those days for the Risqué Commune actually, even though “work” may not be the most accurate description of what we do around here. As for the millions of not working but still getting paid people out there, well, that ends this weekend. Our theory would be that the American World will be a very different place in a couple of weeks. We shall see. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
9/1/21 |
Shayla Feeling Particularly Strong[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Samantha Strong Video] |
Filed Under: Payton Alexander
March 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/16 |
Shayla In Celebration of Hairspray[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/28/16 | You look behind the curtain in any business and you will almost certainly find some fairly bizarre methods of reaching decisions, not to mention some possibly questionable values inherent in those. Most of the time this happens purely by the passage of time as generations of workers apply their methods to the “new” realities. Given this fact, we have decided that at the very least one should have beautiful naked women around the core decisions. They’re not necessarily smarter, or kinder, or in any way better suited (without suits, obviously) to make evolutionary changes, but they’re simply a lot more fun to look at when executives get it wrong. These Good-Hearted Women also make good friends and excellent party guests. [STAR TAGS: Anais, Kaylan Nicole Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/27/16 |
GingerLynn Ashley Blue – Jeanie Marie – Amber Lynn – Zoey Foxx – Kiki Daire – Jade Aspen… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/26/16 |
KylieIreland Put Out to be Put On[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
3/24/16 |
CythereasWetWorld Felicitous Foreplay Falderal[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
3/21/16 |
KylieIreland The Mystery Guest (#19)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
3/20/16 |
GingerLynn Brooke Lynn Santos – Brandy Aniston – Emily Kae – Raven Rockette – Sabrina Deep – Lucky Starr… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/19/16 |
KylieIreland Where Legends Are Laid[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] (corrected) |
3/18/16 | We have a new plan for next year: We have decided to try making the final Erin(s) Go Braless selections before beginning the various hypotheses on the best way to create the optimum green beer. (By the way Moretti La Rossa won this year, in case you care.) Of course all of that being said, whether or not we remember this strategy may depend upon the amount of non-green beer we employ in experiments before that time. On the upside, only missing by a day makes this the earliest we’ve been late all year. Yay! [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!] |
3/15/16 | Every time we go to one of the big industry conventions we begin anew missing the elegance that Michael Ninn brought to the genre. Sure there continue to be some very fine directors that do some very fine work — even a bit of it quite beautiful — but Michael just had a way with talent, and quite simply with light that sets him apart from mere mortals. Since he celebrates his birthday on this date every year, we miss him and thank him all at the same time. We have all made it one more year appreciating keen aesthetics, if nothing else. Nobody likes stupid aesthetics, after all. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/13/16 |
GingerLynn Tera Patrick – Tessa Lane – Britney Amber – Ava Green – Hyapatia Lee – Miley May… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/12/16 |
ReelRisqué Thar Shes Blow | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video, Maria Belucci Video] |
3/9/16 |
Shayla Bed Spread. Literally. Two Kinds.[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Norma Jeane Video] |
3/8/16 | You just have to admire a guy that quotes both Forrest Gump and an Epistle to Timothy in his retirement speech. We started out to do our own speech today, admiring a couple of our own friends with a complimentary nod to new tours from both 247AdultStars and Shayla. About that time Mr. Manning came on television, though, and gave his final address as an NFL player. Now we know how so many of those opposing teams have felt over the years. The dude smoked us. … But we can still offer Breast Wishes Going Forward. That should count for something. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/7/16 |
247AdultStars All That and A Dildo Too[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/6/16 |
GingerLynn Shae Snow – Melissa Jacobs – Priya Rai – Alia Janine – Alessandra Noir – Kendra Cole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/3/16 |
CythereasWetWorld “A” is for … Well, Y’Know…[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
3/1/16 |
KylieIreland Playing Dirty[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
December 2012 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/31/12 | Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!] |
12/29/12 | You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
12/27/12 | Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy] |
12/25/12 | We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland] |
12/24/12 | Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video] |
12/21/12 | We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
12/18/12 | We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn] |
12/17/12 | You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video] |
12/12/12 | Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn] |
12/10/12 | In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video] |
12/7/12 | Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/4/12 | You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight] |
12/2/12 | Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn] |