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March 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/27/04

We try to spread things around here, if you’ll pardon the expression. We do so not because of the repetitive rebellion so much as recognition of the fact that we just generally have a lot of different things to talk about. Sometimes, though, it’s good to let a plan evolve, which you’ll learn if you bother to read today’s entry. If you don’t bother to read the prose, you can nonetheless meander over another DVD Gallery from Pop, courtesy of Ninn Worx, and you can see some rather entertaining mpegs from Behind the Scenes on Georgia Adair’s next movie for Michael. All in all, it’s The Prose or the Pro’s … unless you chose both, of course. Choices are good. Don’t Panic. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dominica Leoni Video, Wanda Curtis, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia Adair ... Many times today. Many times is also good.
3/23/04

OK. We finally got enough emails complaining about us not putting up the final chapter of Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows to annoy us and spur us into motion. OK, It was actually only one email, but it was from Maverick, and he was just across the hall when he sent it, and that was annoying, so it did the trick. We also decided to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of Juli Ashton sunning herself (actually, a lot of herself) in Mexico, just to make the non-video fans happy. We’re very friendly around here … except to Maverick: He still has dirt to move … =)  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]

Juli Ashton ... pooling her “ass“ets ...
3/20/04

Today we have Rabbi Ruminations in our Ninn Worx Weekend, and that’s unusual even for us. Of course we also have 60 pictures and a Slide Show featuring Anais and Dee in Fem: Diva for the less theologically inclined. So whether you want to whet your intellectual appetite with “Lesbo up-front About It” or just carpet munch away, you should have a great Saturday. It could be worse: You could be Mav in the front yard with 3 tons of decomposed granite. (Evil Laugh.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Teanna Kae, Devon Michaels, Jesse V., Michael Ninn, Lon]

Anais and Dee. They want to be alone. Too bad.
3/19/04

Georgia comes into town next week to film the sequel to Becoming Georgia Adair. She and Michael have decided to try and get together more than once this year, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a little more of the lovely lady. We’re hoping to give her some subtle advice too, as this thumbnail from “Georgia at Danni’s Hard Drive” clearly shows. You see Georgia was giving a “Virtual Lap Dance” and she’s generally a very happy and smiley person, but, still, I just don’t think you should be laughing and pointing like this while giving a lap dance. Guys are sensitive too. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Brook Bradford, D.Minion]

Georgia Adair-- Points well taken.
3/15/04

Wow. A special treat awaits you today, as you get to ride on a water slide with Inari Vachs and Dee, and if you’re quick, you can even catch a glimpse of Wendy Divine. Of course you can also check out Dee’s photography, using Kristal Summers as a subject, and Hedonism III in Jamaica as a backdrop. If neither of those options interest you, you could always work on your taxes, but we wouldn’t advise mentioning that to any of your friends. Oh, and we tried really, really hard not to, but we titled this post Fronds in ‘Mo Places. Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves. It’s sad. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Wendy Divine Video, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers amidst the foliage. Darned foliage.
3/12/04

Did you ever know someone that was afraid to buy a new car because they were afraid that something would happen to it, or, worse, someone would just steal it? Occasionally (and sadly) it’s easy to understand that philosophy. In today’s introspection we take a brief look at the price (and risks) of fame, particularly as they relate to our poor aggrieved friend, Inari Vachs. Someone has stolen her identity on the web, and we’ve come up with if not a certainly successful solution, at least an entertaining one. We’ve also added a bit of Greek Mythology, always good for a laugh, and 104 wonderful pictures of the even more wonderful Ms. Vachs. We call it “Love is all we Heed” — you can call it a fine way to end the week.  [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari: Pastel and Pontificating
3/10/04

Our Maverick friend from over the Atlantic is counting down the days until he has to return home and go back to work. After what he’s been through here, he’ll need to go back to work to rest: The vacation has to be killing him. Being the type prone to torment, we’re putting up Part Three of the Cam Show that will define all Cam Shows, that actually happened while Carol was here. As a bonus we’re even showing how Shayla LaVeaux put the Wabo in Cabo way before Sammy Hagar began his exile there. He might as well have been driving 55 … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Shayla ... LaVeaux-erly in her youth.
3/7/04

After the appropriate apologies to Michael Ninn, for not giving the Ninn Worx Weekends their appropriate due, we’re continuing our Dee, Kristal Summers, & Mr. Marcus extravaganza today. All in all, everyone should be happy … but probably Mr. Marcus most of all. What a great job he has. If I were only younger … and better looking … with a better body … Oh, never mind.  [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Dee Video, Angel Cassidy, Mandy Bright, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Object of “Dee“sire ...
3/5/04

Today the dogs got a bath. Naturally D.Minion felt it vitally important to document this fact with photographs. The picture below shows the only male in our Canine Crew surveying his domain in a newly-acquired camouflage kerchief. Being just the tiniest bit irreverant, we’ve entitled it Semper Fido. You can look at even more pictures like this inside. Of course, you can also see part one of the recent cam show featuring Dee, Kristal Summers, and Mr. Marcus if you’d rather — although we can’t imagine why this would be the case. Still, it takes all kinds to make a world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Puppy Dogs, Exclusive Video]

Buda, the miniature Dachshund -- Bad to the bone, but nice to the people.
3/4/04

D.Minion has been after us to catch up on the new “Dee KSEX Area” that Mav built. (We were going to dock his pay, and then we realized that he doesn’t actually get any, so we resolved to make him work in the dirt some more. But that’s a story for another day.) Dee also has been after us to get to work on this area, but Dee sweetened the pot by saying she’d do another cam show with secret guests if we got going on the KSEX stuff. We started today with 11/6/03 and 11/13/03. We’re relatively easy to bribe, as it turns out. As an aside, Faithful Members among us will recognize that as a tribute to our resident slave labor, Maverick, D.Minion took all of the pictures in the first set horizontally. Hey, what are friends for? Oh, and Dee’s next cam show is Wednesday, March 10th, at 4:00 EST. Set your alarm, happy2 …  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Steve: Fat Man. Man with Dee's hand in his pants. (Name withheld because he couldn't remember it.) Dee. Fat man not pictured: Harry.
3/2/04

Mav’s been playing with all of the new software around here … with the predictable choice for subject matter. He’s come quite a long way with the Photoshop skills, and he’s picking up the html coding like … well, like a brash American …. Having recently observed him handle a shovel, however, we’re confident that all we needed to do to win the Revolutionary War was bury ourselves. They’d never have found us, and would have just wandered off confused after awhile. Maybe if Kristal were the mentor …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Maverick]

Kristal Summers, and Mav has no questions.

November 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/28/03

You’d miss some captivating commentary if you just skipped to the 100 stunning pictures today, and you’d miss some daring line-drawing, and some foreshadowing that has “Lain” in wait for some time. You might want to anyway, however, as this Ninn Worx Weekend should make even the most crotchety old men smile. Michael calls it Fem: Bella — and we can tell you that they are indeed. If you’re curious, the subjects include Justine, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, and Charmaine Star. There. That ought to explain it. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn] 

Get the picture?
11/27/03

Being big fans of irony around here, we take particular pleasure in noting that our Thanksgiving Treat actually comes from a friend across the Atlantic, the place we’re being thankful we left. That said, it remains a wonderful present, and we wanted even non-members to be able to appreciate it. Being cheap, however, we took all the images and compressed them into one for the free side. You’ll actually be able to appreciate them more more if you look at our Maverick Appeal, we’re thinking. Oh, and we noticed a couple of mistakes too, and we’ll get him to correct them if you’re kind about letting us know. This was a hell of a lot of work, as are most things that seem easy at a glance. Maybe that’s the secret to the kind of happy and successful life you can be thankful for: Work hard, but don’t feel you have to make everyone around you aware of it. Help someone less fortunate; it’ll do wonders for your outlook on life. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Chasey Lain, Alexis DeVell, Juli Ashton, Angel Cassidy, Vicca, Jewel, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Taren Steele, Jill Kelly, Anais, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Nikita, Georgia Adair, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Maverick]

Georgia Adair, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Chasey Lain, Kaylan Nicole, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Angel Cassidy, Anais, Vicca, Nikita, Taren Steele, Jewel, Jill Kelly, and Cheyenne Silver ... at a glance.
11/25/03

We’re going out on a limb a bit today, as we’re giving Maverick his present a little early. In a couple of days we’ll all have a reason to be thankful for our foreign friend (Well, he’s foreign to most of us.), but in honor of all of the work that he’s put in so far we’re jumping the gun a bit. Most of you will probably already know what a kinky bunch the British are as a group, and so we thought the perfect holiday greetings sentiment would be 105 pictures of Kristal Summers in Bondage for Nina Hartley. We’re ever-so-thoughtful as gifts go. So read through D.Minion’s … um … interesting chronicle, and then just do what we did. Keep saying, “Right. Got it.” It’ll help; trust us. And isn’t it wonderfully ironic to be giving a guy from England a present for Thanksgiving? We love irony … So long, and thanks for all the fish … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Emily Marilyn, Nina Hartley, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Spread 'em, Kristal ... =)
11/23/03

A bizarre rumor circulated through the Los Angeles paper the other day, claiming that not all people in America are football fans. See how wrong even respected newspaper like the Los Angeles Times can be? I mean, honestly, don’t they even try to check their facts before they print something so obviously ludicrous? We expected better of them. That said, however, only the really, really cool people have the NFL Direct Ticket on DirecTV, and so some you poor souls out there may have some moments when there are no football options for you today. That just makes you kind of tear up, doesn’t it? Well, we decided to be kind, and do our part for the less priviledged, and so we published yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, looking back at our lovely Georgia Adair, and the more and more omnipresent Dee. So enjoy the sets between games. As for us, we’re off to watch EVERY game today, at least for a little while. Some people are not football fans indeed! Faugh … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair. Isn't she becoming?
Georgia's Home Site
11/21/03

What do Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Alexandra Silk, Chloe, Devinn Lane, Dominica, Lee Stone, and Tony Tedeschi all have in common? The answer may not surprise you, but the stunning recap of Dee’s most recent Cam Show certainly will. Color us “DeeLighted” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Risque News Insight]

Dee and the famous couch.
11/20/03

A great many of us have ordered room service at a strange hotel in some city distant from our home. A great many of us have also probably read dubious stories about such times in Penthouse Forum. Well, in honor of Anais’ debut yesterday as the current covergirl, and the Penthouse Pet, November 2003, we thought we’d relate a little room service story of our own, this starring Inari Vachs. We call it Room Service with a Smile, and even though these are not pictures of Anais today, we know Inari well, and we’re sure that given the chance, she’d be “honor” … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs: All about on her and off her ...
11/19/03

As promised we have D.Minion’s recap of the last Night Calls for you. Although tonight’s topic seems to be “Happy Spanks-Giving” there seems to have been a lot of spanking going on last time too. You’ll get to see that, and you’ll get to learn a bit more about Juli Ashton’s personal sex life — all in all, not a bad diversion. Oh, and we checked with Carol, and it’s OK if the rest of you read this story too. Apparently, it gets lonely in Florida … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amanda Lexx, Felicia Fox, Lisa Sparxx, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath. Ever wanted to be a robe?
11/18/03

Sometimes we’re a bit of a tease around here, and sometimes that’s a good thing. If you want to see some sneak peeks of Anais’ first new big Ninn Worx Feature under her new contract, In the Garden of Shadows, you can do so today. If you’re not a member, you’ll have to wait until January to see Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, our old friend Rayveness … and some boys … in “Artcore” action. Sometimes, it’s good to be a member. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Michael Ninn]

Romance in bloom – well, dark romance.
11/15/03

Boy it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. Dee gets TEN for stripping; we reveal the genesis of the Dee’s relationship with KSEX, and we show off a half-dozen forgotten pictures from the bottom of a box. More noteworthy would be the fact that these photographs are of the unusually impressive Chasey Lain on her very first dance appearance ever. Oh, we also have learned that the ladies’ room apparently doesn’t generally have the “Employees Must Wash Hands” signs that men’s rooms always do, but we haven’t figured out what to think of that. We’ve also gained some insight on reptile cuisine, and sent D.Minion out fetching some worms. Boy, it’s good to see things are getting back to normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Felicia Fox, Chasey Lain, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Chasey Lain ... still ALMOST incomparable ...
11/14/03

Having been motivated by yesterday’s interesting, but technically inferior fornication photography, we thought we’d debut a new series here (hopefully, if we can pin her down) and let you see our first “Wendy Works Weekend.” Don’t worry: We haven’t replaced the Ninn Worx (now you get the pun) variety, as they’ll return next week, but this is Wendy’s week, and we’re making sure everyone knows that. Before we begin, we thought we’d pass along some professional advice for all of you budding “Art” and “Figure” Photographers out there. It’s important to have good equipment and accessories, and it’s even more important to be able to use that equipment to its potential. However, the most important ingredient to a successful nude shoot in our opinion would be having a Devilishly Sexy model on whom to practice your wares. Now this won’t actually increase your technical abilities one iota, but it makes failing much easier to deal with. Trust us. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy Divine ... and conquer ...
11/13/03

Yesterday was Wendy’s birthday, and she had us put together a Divine present for y’all, with the help of our friends at VCA Pictures. Wendy’s got action shots from The Pink Package, and you can even get another present from Wendy by buying a DVD of the show from her catalogue. Now, true, you’ll actually have to pay for this second present, but that would make a nice present for Wendy too, if you think about it, and if you’re patient, she’ll even autograph it for you. That Wendy’s got the travelling bug these days, but she’s still darn good lookin’ … and she promises to be back soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Janet Jacme, Shelbee Myne, Justine Romee, D.Minion]

Wendy in particularly divine splendor
11/11/03

Our own Kristal Summers displays a remarkable lack of Willpower as she and Flick “shag well” with Steven St. Croix. Fortunately, this was exactly as scripted, and D.Minion, despite momentary lapses into self-doubt, attended to chronicle. You may read the captivating article, or you may simply enjoy the pictures, slightly green with envy at St. Croix’s job. As you wish … (Yes, Gene, that was foreshadowing too.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Flick Shagwell, D.Minion]

Kristal and Flick. Undoubtedly both shag well, Mav.
11/9/03

Well we promised a few of you that we’d get up the cam grab replay of Dee’s first Risqué Cam Show with special guest Anais. As you’ll be able to tell by looking at the replay, it seems Anais felt fairly special after all was said and done. We get so busy around here that sometimes we forget to mention the basic stuff. Who could have guessed that Anais had never heard of a Pocket Rocket? Don’t worry: She has one of her own now … We’re all about good deeds around here. We call this “Anais Chairs the Meeting” … We’re all about clever too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]

Buffet, Dee Style ...
11/6/03

In keeping with our wacky path today, we’ve got eight pictures of Anais wearing Wicked Shirts. This, of course, has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the newsworthy fact that Dee has arranged for all of you members to get all of the KSEXRadio.com feeds — even the ones that don’t have her with the Fat Men. If we let him, Harry would take part of this credit too, but we never listen to men around the office. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, D.Minion]

KSEX when it actually was something.
11/6/03

Even for us we’ve reached a new level of bizarre today as we take a history lesson from Jerry Jeff Walker. We’ll give you a little hint here, as “M is for Mudflaps” and “E is for Eggs.” You’ll have to check out the story to make any more sense of it we’re afraid. However, rarely have we been more sure that perhaps you should simply look at the 84 pictures of Cytherea. She makes sense all by herself. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]

Cytheria up against a wall. Really. Swear.
11/5/03

Proving once again that so long as you have sufficient numbers of photographs of Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, and Kristal Summers posing topless, it doesn’t really matter what you write about, we give you today’s entry. We call it Exemplary Moral Standards, which you’ll understand if you read about D.Minion coming to the rescue, credit card in hand, but even if you just look at the pictures, you’ll notice plenty “exemplary” here. Some journalists might be put off by the fact that the “story” and the “illustrations” have actually nothing whatsoever to do with one another, but not us. We’re fine with it. Consider it our own version of “Carpe DM” … (We’re even funny in Latin. Can you beat that?) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Inari, Kristal and Wendy ... some rocks and some soft places.
11/3/03

As it starts to look like the fires are not in fact going to burn all of Southern California to the ground, we thought we’d give everyone something else to warm them up. Anais’ first boy/girl Feature has hit the streets, and so we’re showing those of you that can view video the movie trailer from Fetish: I Know Your Dreams. If you still can’t see video on your system, you can at least look at a couple of pictures of the beautiful Angel Cassidy. Look at it this way: If you have to have a consolation prize, at least it should be an Angel … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Provocative Angel Cassidy, to say the least.
11/1/03

We have some comforting thoughts as we begin a new month. In addition to a couple of editorials submitted by “Dear Readers,” we have a unique alarm clock method utilized by Dee on a slumbering Inari Vachs in Jamaica. All in all we have intellectual edification and a visual feast. We can’t think of a much better way to move into winter weather. Oh, and to save those of you that might have to look it up some time, a “cretin” is a person whose brain did not fully develop. This will become important later. For now, follow the path from the cantankerous, quickly past the cretin, to the comely. It seems not a bad way to start a weekend … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari]

Dee awakens Inari Vachs ... very nicely.

October 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/03

Very little in modern life has done as much for the hallowed weenie as Playboy TV’s Night Calls. Consequently, today seemed like the perfect day to post the most recent of D.Minion’s mental mastications on Juli’s long-running series. Apparently being hit with a sausage constitutes the most terrifying thing our poor Superstar has ever experienced — and this includes working for Gregory Dark. Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, and by the way, her keys were apparently vaporized by aliens, tested, and then replaced in the bag where they were supposed to be. If you read the story, that will make sense … probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]

Even Juli Ashton gets the Blues ...
10/27/03

We should have seen it coming. We were foolish, and we feel bad. As a great portion of the Los Angeles area burns tonight, we feel like we should have been able to warn people. Let’s see what we know. 1) Smoke follows beauty. 2) Southern California is beautiful. 3) Ergo …

While we’re off feeling bad about not seeing this sooner, you might console yourself with the very first nude pictures ever taken of Ninn Worx’ Superstar-to-be, Anais. If you have a cool connection, and can be patient, you can also check out her First Video Diary Entry. This is going to be all the rage soon, but you will have heard it here first, and that makes us special no matter what anyone else says.

Now, we’re going to call Governor Elect Schwarzenegger and apologize for not warning him. We hope he forgives us. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video]

Anais Buttresses her claim to fame.
10/25/03

You should take two things from this episode of Ninn Worx Weekend. First off, if you’re going to get lost it might be a really good idea to do it with Wanda Curtis, as Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis will prove in a few weeks. Secondly, and most importantly, sometimes it’s prudent to just click on the little camera icon at the top of the page and jump to the pictures. Who wants to read about economic concepts anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn]

Wanda Curtis and Anais prove life is not fair.
10/24/03

We’ve got Kristal Naked in Hollywood doin’ DaBone. We’ve got DM on set, so we’ve also pictures of Dee involving gratuitous nudity. We’re thinking it’s a fine way to get a jump on the weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor]

Adorable Kristal Summers, sans DaBone
10/23/03

Even for us we’ve got an unusual amount of entertainment value. Of course the fact that we’ve also got pictures of Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia, Anais, and Angel Cassidy doesn’t hurt anything. We take a stretch across time in today’s post, calling it “Mammory Lane, an Historic Risqué Perspective.” We crack ourselves up. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anais, Dee, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]

Serious Artists: Angel Cassidy and Anais
10/21/03

As those of us in Southern California weather a brutal “Indian Summer,” the rest of the country seems to be enjoying remarkably pleasant weather. Well it won’t last y’all. I used to have a t-shirt that said, “I’m drunk, but you’re ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober.” The same sort of sentiment (meant only in the nicest way, of course) applies here. Like it or not, the vast majority of you will soon be battling ice storms and shoveling snow. Bleh. So we’re starting a series of reminiscent posts today from the tropical lands of Jamaica. Hopefully Becca can start your heaters warming, and if you’re really lucky, you have a “Becca” of your own than can keep those fires stoked. If you don’t, well, it sucks to be you, dude. (And we mean that, too, in only the nicest way.) Either way, it’s Becca-Time … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Not Pictured: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs. But you can find them in the photos!
Becca's Web Site
Remember to visit our buddy Becca too.
10/18/03

We thought we’d pop right up with a Ninn Worx Weekend that doesn’t remind very many of us of “Home Movies.” For some people out there, Anais and her supporting bevy of beauties might be just another adornment around the house, but we’re thinking most of us won’t ever really be in that position. For those of you that do happen to have stunning accoutrement like Anais around your home, well, we hate you, but we mean that (too) in the nicest way. The rest of us will just have to use our imagination, and today Michael has helped us with that. There are worse ways to start a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Not Anais, but not at all bad ...
10/17/03

Slightly over a month ago we managed to muddle through yet another Members’ Party, and the folks that attended are still writing in. We put together three accounts here, so get ready for a lengthy ride. This encompasses 17 pages and includes 170+ pictures, 4 silly videos, and highlights the somewhat painful reality that those of us who are not professional models actually don’t look the same in pictures as those of us that in fact are. It’s a little bit like home movies, so don’t feel you have to study every nuance; you’re perfectly OK if you just want to see the 75 or so pictures of what mere mortals look like covered in beautiful naked porn stars. For our part, we’re just glad we kept our promise and didn’t mention that at one point in the weekend’s festivities Billy Glide ordered up $65 worth of coffee to the suite. Oops. Oh, and somehow this thumbnail just jumped out at us. Maybe you had to have been there … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Bert, Harry, XXX, Maverick, Mike, Brian, Craig, Berno, Exclusive Video, Carol, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Not Pictured: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy
10/16/03

Our computer guru and the “fearless leader” reminisce in “Elder, but why, Sir?” In addition to this 1980’s rambling, however, we thoughtfully included 22 photos of Inari Vachs, whose name rhymes with “fox” for good reason. It’s ever an odd day around here … That’s what makes it fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver]

She's a brick, house ...
10/15/03

We’ve got stockings, long gloves and 1940’s regalia. We’ve also got glass dildos, daisy chains, and one spectacular return for SEASON TEN of Night Calls. October 1st kicked off the new ride, and D.Minion was there to witness the lovely and talented Juli Ashton fall off of the couch while assuming the position for her birthday spanking. We’re certain it was all part of the plan, and we’re equally certain that various Hollywood types will understand the subtle sentiment that Juli’s putting forth in the picture below with her co-host Tiffany Granath. (Of course you’ll have to be a member to truly appreciate what Juli thinks of these industry nay-sayers, since this picture doesn’t blow up.) Who says women over 30 can’t be on television in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Monique Alexander, Faith Grant, D.Minion]

Juli's views on traditional Hollywood wisdom.
10/10/03

Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend raises complicated thoughts regarding the nature of time and the variable presence of the Fourth Dimension. It demonstrates the presence of a greater message, perhaps a greater plan. Since it features Anais in Fetish: I Know Your Dreams (due to be released in two weeks to the public), it also probably “raises” an altogether different kind of “presence” too. Trust us, but see for yourself … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Anais, by any other name ...
10/9/03

Most members probably don’t realize how much work a woman puts into having a web site of her own. That’s probably why most of them end up just letting some company do the work for them, and settle for a miniscule percentage of the “pie” … as it were. Julia Ann reigns as one of the top exceptions to this rule, and since yesterday was her birthday, we thought we’d give her a little traffic present to publicly state how much we admire her continued dedication to her site over the years. The fact that she invited Inari Vachs down to her promotional shoot day didn’t hurt our feelings either, and isn’t this just the perfect sort of present, one that you can share with your friends? If anyone out there wants to donate one of the new H2 Hummers as an office vehicle, we promise to share too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs, with a “naturale” flair ...
Julia Ann's Web Site
Go see our buddy, and tell her happy birthday!
10/6/03

While many people believe that there are in fact no new things under the sun, we’re figuring technology may finally have diminished some of the accuracy in relatively aged opinions. We’re almost certain, for example, that Shakespeare never anticipated a day where thousands upon thousands of couples could play “Romeo and Juliet” each evening and broadcast the evidence to untold millions of viewers via something as Orwellian as the “World Wide Web.” Fortunately, those grander questions have no bearing on today’s post. We have some new entries into the “Dear Readers Speak” and one amazing man has been so kind as to offer a truly “one-of-a-kind” bonus for members. We can only say here that it involves unique Night Calls memorabilia; well, we could say more, but hasn’t this gone on long enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Yearbook, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Mike]

We're all “years” here ...
10/5/03

Half-Time shows are getting all but useless these days, so we thought we’d throw up a quick little diversion. We culled these shots out of the set when putting together our Anais post a couple of days ago, but they seemed interesting enough not to discard. So take a quick look at nine shots capturing a moment in time in the making of Fem: Diva. And look at the bright side: At least the Jets aren’t going to lose today. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

As the fog clears ...
10/3/03

This Ninn Worx Weekend has an educational flair, so you might just want to skip it. Of course that would mean that you’d miss what Anais can do in just four minutes, which basically serves most effectively to illustrate the point that life just isn’t fair. Still, after you enjoy “A Window and One Sole” you might not even care. There are many worse places to be other than right here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

Anais getting a leg up on the competition.

September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03

Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton & Tiffany Granath -- bosom buddies, with bosoms.
9/28/03

We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee's got you paying attention already, hasn't she?
9/27/03

We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Inari sees proof of her beauty.
9/25/03

If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

The incredibly fit one: Julia Ann.
Julia Ann's Web Site
9/24/03

Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Actually, one VERY fine Dee.
9/20/03

We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav …  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]

Georgia Adair's Home ... body.
Georgia Adair's Home Site
9/19/03

We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers (not pictured: Devinn Lane) (There's probably a reason for that.)
9/18/03

We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Dee as art. You'll have to read about it.
9/15/03

Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]

Angel Cassidy, Wendy Divine, Dee, Anais, and Kristal Summers
9/14/03

Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.)

Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive.

We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really …

To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different.

Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]

Angel (Cassidy) of our eyes.
9/10/03

Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Everyone Knows it's Wendy. (Divine, isn't it?)
9/9/03

About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. Cello. Got it?
9/7/03

Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]

The Young and the Resting
9/1/03

Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Exactly how Anais and Wanda Curtis make us feel.