Flashing In Our Pan by D.Minion They say there’s nothing new in porn. [Also, there’s apparently no new thing under the sun, but I’m not sure if that counts in the ocean or not. The Bible is even more confusing than Shakespeare; why couldn’t people just talk regular until about 1900? I’ve always wondered that.] […]
Aptitude and Longitude (How to become a Contract Star) by Nobody Special If you’ve ever attended any of our Members’ Parties, or hung out with us at one of the bazillion industry conventions we attend, you may have heard variations of most of the topic of the day. To those of you, I’d advise just […]
A Photo Shoot with Russian Dressing by D.Minion [As we mentioned in New Stuff, we ran the first part of this story a long time ago, but we’ll throw in a handy-dandy link back to it in case for some odd reason you’ve forgotten all the details from May of 2002. We can’t see how […]
Mad About Hue by Madness Trawling Just to be clear right off the bat here, we happen to be talking about Andre Madness, just so you know. For those of you new around the risqué parts, we happen to go way back with Dear Andre. Back in the glory days of Playboy TV’s Night Calls, […]
Sometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”