| 5/31/22 | 
Cythereas Getting Back on the Horse[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Ginger Lynn] |
| 5/29/22 | 
ReelRisque Worth the Hike pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Nessa Devil Video] |
| 5/27/22 |  It qualifies as a special day when you can find both deli and literary puns in the same update. Although if that does not entice you, perhaps Shayla LaVeaux doing — if not what she does best, then at least what she likes a lot — may help you decide. We cannot specifically remember asking, but it does not seem like Shayla was thinking much about Holden Caulfield during this “Catch Her in the Wry” experience, though. So if you were thinking that maybe you could put your English degree to good use, you might be off base just a little. You will not care, however. We’re pretty sure of that. We’ll color it copacetic. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 5/25/22 | 
ReelRisque Very Good Fronds[STAR TAGS: Alex Ann Video, Natalie Heart Video] |
| 5/24/22 | 
247AdultStars Christmas Back Then | & Way Back Then[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/23/22 | 
GingerLynn The Value of Curiosity[STAR TAGS: Aleksa Nicole Exclusive Video] |
| 5/22/22 | 
GingerLynn Nikki Sexx – Allison Moore – Mila Jade – Justine Joli – Angelina Valentine – Sasha Heart… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 5/21/22 |  Back in the early days of DVD — when a very prominent production company owner used to boast, “nothing will ever replace VHS” — we started shooting Behind the Scenes in order to add bonus features to the digital video disc. It got to the point where people on set never really even noticed the BTS cameras anymore, and that’s when we decided to shoot My First Porno — where the BTS was the movie, and the process of shooting “the movie” were really just the BTS. Well, MFP comes back online today, still as unique as it ever was, and still as wildly entertaining. Honestly, even the best streaming services available today really just exist as cheaper VHS options (albeit of much higher technical quality). The story behind the story has always been much more illustrative of the human condition. It should be all about humans, right? [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kristal Summers Video, Inari Vachs Video, Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Becca, Alexis Amore Video, Rayveness Video, Chantelle Video, Brooke Ashley Video] |
| 5/20/22 |  Group sex can be a funny thing in real life. Not so much the activity itself, although that can be hilarious as all the various body parts try to twist and turn elegantly — just like they see in the movies, don’t you know. At its core, though, the entire concept can be daunting. First off, you need to find a group. And not just any group will do. They all need to want to have sex together, most importantly (it would seem) with you as well. Bottom line, if you’ll pardon the expression in this instance, if you run across a couple (at least) of Nations You’d Like to Penetrate — in the decidedly fun way, instead of the horrible make the nightly news way — just letting them know what you’re thinking can be a risky proposition. Perhaps if you all watched this movie together it might help. You never know. [STAR TAGS: Katsuni Video, Katsumi Video, Lauren Phoenix Video, Saana Video, Dillan Lauren Video, Bobbie Blair Video, Jenna Haze Video, Taylor Rain Video] |
| 5/19/22 | 
GingerLynn HEEEY Bolla-Bolla-Bolla[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 5/18/22 | 
ReelRisque Spit Shine[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Veracruz, Serena Blair] |
| 5/16/22 | 
GingerLynn Focus on the Epidermis[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Raven Video, Danica Rhea Video] |
| 5/15/22 | 
RisqueNews Revel in the Dee Trails[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Sasha Heart Video, Sara Luvv Video, Serena Blair Video] |
| 5/13/22 |  Friday the 13th seems like the perfect time to wrap up literally months of coverage on a single epic movie, this being BatFXXX: Dark Knight Parody, in case you find yourself very, very new in these Risqué parts. … Come to think of it you will see many, many parts in today’s adventure, and many of them will in fact be risqué, but we mostly chose the day because these sorts of Fridays do not qualify as rare necessarily, but they do happen infrequently enough that we mark them as special. Besides, whether good or bad, that kind of luck always shows up at the end of a superhero movie, so that fit thematically as well. Also, today fits the publication pattern, and our OCD leaders would have freaked if we broke that system on entry number 10 of the series. Broken leaders are sad (and they do not write checks well). [STAR TAGS: Brynn Tyler Video, Isis Love Video, Jenny Hendrix Video, Katie Kox Video, Krissy Lynn Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Nika Noir Video, Yurizan Beltran Video] |
| 5/11/22 | 
247AdultStars Samantha Bentley — Envy with Red[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/10/22 | 
GingerLynn This Weird Spot & No Boner Killing[STAR TAGS: Sheena Rose Exclusive Video] |
| 5/9/22 | 
Shayla How to Float His Boat[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 5/8/22 |  One of the good things about wandering through the Risqué Commune has to be all the meandering between sites that we do. If you tried to look at a map of the entire thing, it would probably look like somebody made it with a Spirograph — y’know, with a bunch of boobs in it. That “macrame” approach to things can be troublesome, though, when one tries to update a single little story, only to find that it takes off at a run though a dozen pages or more on two or three different sites. When that happens we can miss an update, which D.Minion will have us fix before we can even talk about the new Reel Risqué update with Karlie Montana and Cadence St. John (including 100 photos too). We find it worth the effort, though, because how many adult sites can you name who can seamlessly weave in Mrs. Mac’s Famous Beef Pie into their coverage. That takes talent — or maybe a strangely twisted brain. Opinions differ on this point. [STAR TAGS: Karlie Montana Video, Candence St. John Video] |
| 5/6/22 | 
Shayla Legs for Miles[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 5/5/22 | 
247AdultStars Kiss for Cinco de Mayo & Maverick[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Holly Kiss Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/4/22 | 
Cythereas May the Fourth Be Cytherea (Yep.)[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Cytherea Video] |
| 5/3/22 | 
GingerLynn Invigorate the Day[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Ginger Lynn Video, Exclusive Joslyn James Video] |
| 5/2/22 | 
GingerLynn Reems of Fun[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 5/1/22 | 
GingerLynn Nikki Daniels – Ava Green – Kylie Nicole – Devyn Heart – Alex Chance – Shae Snow… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
May 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aleksa Nicole| Alex Ann| Alexis Amore| Becca| Bobbie Blair| Brooke Ashley| Brynn Tyler| Candence St. John| Chantelle| Chessie Kay| Cytherea| Danica Rhea| Dee| Dillan Lauren| Ginger Lynn| Holly Kiss| Inari Vachs| Isis Love| Jenna Haze| Jenny Hendrix| Joslyn James| Juli Ashton| Karlie Montana| Katie Kox| Katsumi| Katsuni| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Lauren Phoenix| Madelyn Marie| Maya Divine| Natalie Heart| Nessa Devil| Nika Noir| Raven| Rayveness| Saana| Samantha Bentley| Sara Luvv| Sasha Heart| Serena Blair| Shayla LaVeaux| Sheena Rose| Syren Sexton| Taylor Rain| Vanessa Veracruz| Wendy Divine| Yurizan Beltran
Year:2022
Month:May
As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can 
When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the 
Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor 
Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling 
The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see 
We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 
We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of 
Tori Black happens to be an amazing talent. Truth be told she also happens to be even more impressive as a human being, and a true inspiration for people regardless of their biological genitalia. Given the wealth of choices we had, we could still think of no better person to celebrate the end of International Women’s Month, as we begin to study up for next year. … Honestly, AVN once nominated Tori in twenty different categories — at a single awards show. She won “Performer of the Year” twice in a row. Yada-yada… Although physically performing counts a good deal in this industry, we have been around for more than two decades here, so we don’t much sweat the sweaty stuff anymore. When a woman dazzles us with her mind — y’know, and still looks that good and all — we sit up and take notice. Tori Black’s After School Special provided such a moment for us, so much so that we had to watch it several times — y’know, for scientific purposes and all. [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Romana Ryder Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Rebecca Blue Video, Ruby Knox Video, Aden Ashley Video, Celeste Star Video, Capri Anderson Video, Melissa Jacobs Video, Lily Labeau Video] 
Have you ever had one of those tasks assigned where you could tell by just looking at it that the amount of time required just to organize what you were trying to do was daunting all by itself — and that didn’t even count the time necessary to try and actually do it? Then when you mention that little detail to the boss you get that annoying standard explanation of, “The longest journey begins with the first step” kind of platitude? You could try what we did by responding, “Sure, but so does the shortest journey, and we would like one of those, please.” … That won’t work to get you out of the task, but it might make you feel better. Consequently, we felt much better as the 500-odd photos, bunches of videos, and a whole heaping of D.Minion quirkiness made it out in our 
What better way can you think of to celebrate the first day of Spring than getting 
If you have Paradise in your life, you count yourself among the blessed people on the planet. Of course if you have Paradise, and then you lose it, that’s way worse than never having it, because you don’t know what you’re missing if you never had it to begin with. Right? Of course, if you intend to lose Paradise, you’re either Milton, Michael Raven, or someone seriously needing a nap. If, however, 
We pretty much love all things Latina around here, which probably has a lot of deep-seated psychological reasons, not a single one of which would be of the slightest interest to any random person who might be reading this. What could be of interest, of course, would be the reopening of an early TOC full movie featuring, Carmen Caliente, Cindy Cruz, Liv Aguilera, and Selma Sins. There are some dudes too, but we pretty much consider them props in these gonzo shows, probably for a completely different group of deep-seated psychological reasons nobody cares about either. We will say that 
The Shayla LaVeaux crew piped in bright and early this morning bragging about how they have now revamped 
Who knew that people could learn secret tricks about how to take photographs professionally at an orgy just by being a member here? … OK. So we knew, but now we have shared this crucial knowledge with all the budding pros out there, which makes us really darned nice, for the record. Not only that, but we unearthed a 
It has taken a full year since we first started mapping out the process — mostly because of Maverick becoming a famous photographer and digital magazine publisher, which was really annoying, actually. (Don’t you just hate it when people around you seem to forget that it’s all about YOU?) … Finally, though, we have teams compiled on both sides of the Atlantic to coordinate putting the 247AdultStars videos back online — all 14+ years of them. Regardless of how long it took, getting all the EU stars back in viewable Exclusive Video splendor will be wonderful. Honestly, not much in the EU qualifies as wonderful these days, so we’re happy to do our little insignificant part with distraction — beginning with a couple of the earliest 247AS family members, 
We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post 
Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the 
We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video]
This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for 
Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the 
When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The 
Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about 
Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that 
Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching 