We promised our good friends over at Adam & Eve that we would sneak in a mention here that if you know where to look, you can actually get your own copy of Michael Ninn’s The Four a full couple of months before it officially becomes available. … Not to be TOO sneaky about it, […]
A Woman and a Half Man by Tender Legal This past week on Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen’s character explains that the difference between “A Date” and “A Date Experience” boils down to “about $1,500” – presumably more or less. As you probably know if you’ve been a member here for at least […]
Flashing In Our Pan by D.Minion They say there’s nothing new in porn. [Also, there’s apparently no new thing under the sun, but I’m not sure if that counts in the ocean or not. The Bible is even more confusing than Shakespeare; why couldn’t people just talk regular until about 1900? I’ve always wondered that.] […]
Aptitude and Longitude (How to become a Contract Star) by Nobody Special If you’ve ever attended any of our Members’ Parties, or hung out with us at one of the bazillion industry conventions we attend, you may have heard variations of most of the topic of the day. To those of you, I’d advise just […]
Sometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”