Have you ever thought that God screwed up big time by making the sex drive and sexuality such a basic part of our nature, but failed to give us any sort of instinctive knowledge about it beyond the simple mechanics?
OK. So we might be able to find a few “bigger” questions for The Honcho Deity Dude (or Dudette, if you figure that way), but still, this whole “don’t tell them anything about sex other than the fact that it feels really good” seems like a pretty big boo-boo in the grand scheme of Oops.
Well, for the last few months, the core programmers, along with the audio and video techs at risqué have been hard at work making the world a better place. … Well, maybe not a better place per se, but hopefully a more educated one. A new friend has spent the last decade or so compiling video from around the world dealing with the topic of sex and sexuality, you see, and somewhere along the line we joined the Education Cause.
Oddly enough, we found that most “liberal” sex education commercials came from countries we never associate with that sort of thinking, like Israel, for example. Most importantly, we learned a shocking amount about the very low quality of sex education in America. Now we can take falling behind the rest of the world in silly things like math and science, but SEX!? C’mon people …
Technically an “Illustrious” part of a longer article, we felt like we should at least explain a little bit here, just in case you happen upon the video without reading our fascinating insights first. We understand some people do that. Seems weird, but there you have it.
At any rate, our buddy Julia Ann did a commercial for one of the (sadly) better known adult web sites in the world, and the censors of entire country decided that it did not fit their moral standards. As we explain in our editorial (Did we mention the fascinating insights?), these misguided individuals claimed that because Julia shoves a half a sandwich in a woman’s face, the spot depicts violence to women.
Julia Ann Cougar “Rationale” …
Doing just a little digging we found opinions remarkable easy to find. People apparently talk about this a lot — which probably just means that people like to talk about women wanting sex, but they would never want to admit that they might be caught actually talking about women wanting sex. At any rate, the down and dirty (but NOT dirty in a women like sex way, of course) identifies a “Cougar” as “an older woman who is primarily attracted to and has sex with with significantly younger men.” Now we don’t want to spoil anything for you when you read about how many sexually aggressive women wear animal print to demonstrate that fact. Sounds odd, but it came from an official “Women’s Issues” section of a popular site. We read it on the Internet. It must be true.
Despite all of the wonderful education we received research the Julia Ann Cougar condition, we think it most interesting that people clear across the world get jealous of Julia Ann’s beauty, and they don’t even know her. You ought to try walking into a room with her sometime. … Don’t worry about being embarrassed: No one will be looking at you anyway.
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