Before you decide whether or not to watch the (“oogey” if you ask D.Minion) clip on the next page, we felt obliged to give you the lyrics to the opening song. Clearly sex education can have titillating aspects — even outside the “tits” part — but quality approaches do have a certain flair with often difficult topics. Consider trying to explain her period to a young girl …

When I was 12, Mom told me of “The Curse.”
“You’re falling off the roof,” she said.
And sang it out in verse.
You’ll grow to be a woman.
We’ll hang out a red flag.
Your friend is here, so give a cheer,
And sing The Menstrual Rag!

Call up your girlfriends.
Tell them what you know.
Their period is coming.
It’s called “The Monthly Flow.”
Cramps and aches and Kotex,
In a box or in a bag.
And even if it’s Tampax,
It’s still The Menstrual Rag!  

Giving credit where due, Shayla actually started our bit of public service this week, and since her team debuted with porn from the 19th century, we thought we’d jump on the naked and sweaty bandwagon. Of course we had to live up to our leadership role and do just a little bit more, naturally. Consequently, we talked to the owner of SexSmartFilms and he was amazingly agreeable to our suggestion. Should any of you wish to peruse the site for FREE for a week — no credit card even asked for — write D.Minion and let her know, and we’ll set you up. If you do find a glitch somewhere in the site, we’d love for you to let us know, obviously, but you don’t even have to do that. Just look around. And think.

The Super-Secret Sex Smart Films Answer

In case helping with SexSmartFilms does not interest you at this time, though, we thought we’d just give you our summation in one easy sentence:

If women were taught this way in the 1950’s, it’s no wonder they were pissed off in the 1960’s.

As a final thought, we have another question: Have you ever noticed that it seems to be functionally impossible to write an article about sex without unintended innuendo and bad puns popping up everywhere? … See? … Some people enjoy sex innuendo …

[Causing no surprise probably, the explicit nature of most sex education films make parental supervision necessary for viewing by anyone underage. Consequently, we excised it from the story our here.

Should you get to SexSmartFilms and want to see the film with the catchy opening number — “The Menstrual Rag” — we did want to make it easy for you. Just go to Grand Openings, Part Two and enjoy a celebration of feminine diversity. (By the way, after The Mentrual Rag, the soundtrack transitions to I Feel Pretty. You just have to appreciate producers with a sense of humor, don’t you?)

Sex Smart Films offers Pay Per View options as well as subscriptions anywhere from single use to classroom environments.]