| 6/25/20 |  You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to the merits of caramel ice cream. You might wish that not to happen, but if you know anything about us at all, you clearly knew those hopes were in vain. On the upside, we did manage a ménage à trois illustration with a man most famous as basically a caricature of himself along with two suitably festive female companions. So be brave. Ask yourself that one question: Do you feel lucky? [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Zoey Holloway Video]
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| 6/24/20 |  We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video] |
| 6/21/20 | 
GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Dillion Harper – Skin Diamond – Jacky Joy – Nina Hartley – Little Stella Marie… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 6/19/20 |  It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our Lesbian Springtime look at the wildly divergent ways that different companies approach a distinctly popular niche in our strange little world. You could, of course, choose rather to try and figure out if when you go outside into the world because you must you will be mocked for wearing a mask, or perhaps mocked for not wearing a mask. You could wonder how “a million requests” to attend a campaign rally might possibly result in thousands of unused seats in an event center that holds only 19,000 people when completely packed. Our suggestion will be to consider the consenting women playing with each other, because those other things will just depress you. [STAR TAGS: Sabrina Rose Video, Renee Perez Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Laine Video, Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 6/17/20 | 
ReelRisque Cop a Please | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Aletta Blue Video] |
| 6/14/20 | 
247AdultStars Redux Technological “Evolution” | video[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 6/13/20 |  Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide an altogether more pleasant pressure on you. You probably should not invite 20 friends to come over and celebrate with you in your home, but we’re fairly certain this would not constitute typical behavior anyway. [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 6/10/20 |  We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on acting like trained monkeys. Have you noticed? [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video] |
| 6/7/20 |  Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that examining principles with the aid of beautiful naked women assists in the scientific endeavor a great deal. So we do that too. [STAR TAGS: Japanese Erotica] |
| 6/4/20 |  Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to enjoy a coffee break, though. We consider this a public service, because in our experience not many people do it this way. Honestly it’s a lot more interesting than talking about Luke Skywalker and Harrison Ford before he became offensive. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video] |
| 6/3/20 | 
ReelRisque Personal Use | video[STAR TAGS: Bonnie Skye Video] |
June 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aletta Blue| Asia Carrera| Bonnie Skye| Celeste Star| Chantelle Fox| Charlie Laine| Georgia Jones| Jana Jordan| Lola| Madelyn Marie| Michael Ninn| Paige Ashley| Renee Perez| Sabrina Rose| Sophia Lynn| Zoey Holloway
Year:2020
Month:June
Drawing grand life conclusions from watching adult movies might be a little suspect as a personal philosophy, but some things make perfect sense. Like if you have to go to jail, try and get into the 
We do not often talk separately about ReelRisque posts, seeing as how that Team generally takes great joy in talking about their things themselves. And we really do not start the conversation well before this same ReelRisque Team has had a chance to 
Who knew that adult movie sets regularly benefit from a liberal use of something as antiquated as an antimacassar as it proceeds through the day? Granted, we pretty much just call them towels, but from now on we know better. In what would turn out to be our last dabble in the “Spearmint Rhino owns Ninn Worx” debacle, we could have really benefitted from a little classing up of the operation as it turns out. As we begin our vacation to that historic time, you should take your solace as we did at the time: Just ignore all the politics and 
People with demons can make for interesting friends. They make truly horrible life partners, but for the odd weekend away, they can be wildly entertaining. Of course people with demons also make interesting characters for movies, and people with demons who show up for therapy sessions wearing sheer dresses with garters and stockings make for 
We learn some important things about biological evolution today. Or else we learn that naked women look good even if they 
Have you ever tried drinking a nice frosty margarita or sipping truly fine tequila through a face mask? It sucks. Granted, these days we might even be sucking virus into ourselves, but since “they say” you cannot get COVID-19 from eating contaminated food, that part might not be a big risk. Still, you do not exactly want to filter your excellent drinks with just environmental yuk. Combine that with the whole “thou shalt not congregate” admonition in California, and suffice it to say that our annual Cinco de Mayo celebrate got 86’d in a most rude and sad way. We’re trying to make up for the pain with a little 
Considering the haze the entire world sits under now, it seemed like an homage to a classic 
If you make a movie about 2,000 years in the future when simians rule the planet, you will probably name your movie to reflect that reality. If you make an adult movie about the same thing, you will probably replace the actually relevant word with “Babes” — because that’s how the adult industry thinks. (Also, it tries really hard to avoid copyright and trademark lawsuits from giant Hollywood companies; so there’s that.) … For our purposes, then, we get to continue our 
We took an internal Risqué poll and determined that providing 
One of the pitfalls of being around longer than some of the people making adult movies now have even been alive surfaces with the inevitable memory surges that some posts will trigger. While most of us here thought our recently completed coverage of Fire & Ice featured Keri Windsor, or maybe Tera Patrick, D.Minion felt certain that the highlight had to be Sydnee Steele. If you have been a member for any length of time, you know that we have learned to simply 
For the record, we staunchly support all the people out there who think we should all be just hanging around our own homes while the really smart folks try to think of a way to get society interacting together again without potentially killing us all. Despite Presidential whinings about rich people losing money, it does seem like massive amounts of people — poor or not — being able to not die should trump (a word used intentionally, and hilariously, by the way) economic recovery in time for our leader to brag before the next national election. That said, while going into the grocery store wearing masks seemed just fine, we realized that now we could not tell if the store were being robbed by bandits. We could have been invaded by a Lesbian Teen Hunter and not even know it. … Turns out we were, as it happens. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Charlie Video, Rachel Starr Video, Charlie Laine Video, Karlie Montana Video, Tanya James Video, Ashley Jensen Video, Scarlett Pain Video, Carli Banks Video, Tiffany Brookes Video, Andie Valentino Video, Kimberly Franklin Video, Kimber Lace Video, Kylee Reece Video, Starla Sterling Video]
Sometimes you have had a story to tell for a couple decades, but you just never get around to it. You might tell yourself that you were simply being benevolent, chivalrous even, as not all the characters in the story put themselves in the best of lights on this occasion. You would be lying to yourself in this case, of course, because really the occasion simply hadn’t come up where the story made any sense beyond petty annoyance resulting in mean-spirited discourse. Then the stars align and a perfect day appears, so you title the piece 
We were going to run this post yesterday and say something like, “Wow! We found four more previously unreleased full scenes featuring our favourite Super Siren and Horny Villains from Katwoman, and you can see them all right here!” (Naturally we had to add the extra vowel in “favourite” what with Katwoman being a U.K. production, and all.) Then we were going to say, “April Fools!” … But this year the first of April does not lend itself well to jokes, so we pushed a day. Thus we will tell you simply that today marks the finale of the 
Interestingly, we just got back from a big ol’ convention where they had every sort of adult toy you can imagine — and quite probably a myriad of ones you did not. While the risqué approach today does not have any of the increasingly frightening sex dolls, our Home Toys analysis does benefit from substantially better illustration as to use. … Before you head off to enjoy, though, we have a question you can answer in email if you can think of one. Have you ever even known anyone who thought, “Gosh, I’d sure like to have sex with a full-sized rubber doll, but I think I’ll wait until the really cheap ones hit the market?” [STAR TAGS: Bridgette B. Video, Victoria Lawson video, Brooke Belle Video, Eva Karera Video, Kagney Linn Karter Video, Darryl Hanah Video]
As the vast majority of us head off to Las Vegas for the next Adult Entertainment Expo, we bring in Maverick’s Team at 247AdultStars to tide us over with one of the finest performers to ever grace their (oft’ cleaned, truth be told) camera lenses. So as you wander through the many phases of 
Most of the time — at least when speaking of good things in life— when you fall short of what you expected in terms of quantity, you might feel more than a little disappointed. You might mope. You might weep. If you happen to be old enough to recognize the reference, you might even rage against the machine. On the other hand, when the topic happens to be naked women, and two of those women happen to be Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones, you may find it difficult to get overly upset. Fewer naked women will never be as good as more naked women. But it always beats the heck out of no naked women. [STAR TAGS: Tanya James Video, Missy Stone Video, Layla Rivera Video, Faye Reagan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Louisa Lanewood Video]
The final week of an NFL season can be a bizarre feeling for a true fan. Based on whether or not your team has a future after this week, you may well be rooting for them to lose, since you have nothing to gain except a better draft pick next year if you do. That can be tough, though, as the head can conflict with the heart in these situations. Those two body parts — along with perhaps a couple more obvious ones — could explain the 
Happy Woo Year! … Of all the possible resolutions, you might actually keep one should it involve wooing, after all. So we’ll take a moment to finish up an on the set piece it turns out we started 4½ years ago. Hey, apparently we got distracted. There has been A LOT of Risqué Wooing in that amount of time, for the record. What can we say? Around here pigs fly, blame gets shifted, and