Lexi Swallow Archives

4/29/20	RisqueNews Fate [sic] Accompli \| vid [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
4/26/20	ReelRisque Arise and Salute \| pics [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Sabrina Rose, Michael Ninn]
4/24/20	Considering the haze the entire world sits under now, it seemed like an homage to a classic thriller with “Misty” in the title would be an excellent path to begin wandering down today. Granted, the intent would likely have been an entirely different kind of thrill in this version, but anything that gets the blood pumping can help in these all-too-stationary times. And, yes, we understand the irony in misty times resulting in historic reductions in global pollution and healing of the earth. Again, not the point. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Belle Video]
4/22/19	If you make a movie about 2,000 years in the future when simians rule the planet, you will probably name your movie to reflect that reality. If you make an adult movie about the same thing, you will probably replace the actually relevant word with “Babes” — because that’s how the adult industry thinks. (Also, it tries really hard to avoid copyright and trademark lawsuits from giant Hollywood companies; so there’s that.) … For our purposes, then, we get to continue our Risqué celebration of stars from the not-so-distant past with Bridgette Kerkove and our old buddy Nick East. You know the beautiful thing about this world? You’ll always be young and beautiful on the web. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Kerkove Video]
4/19/20	GingerLynn Brandy Aniston – Sasha Heart – Skin Diamond – Stacy Jay – Jacky Joy – Amber Lynn … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/18/20	We took an internal Risqué poll and determined that providing naked pictures of Anais definitely qualifies as an Essential Service. While stuck at home watching [some adjective here] people lashing out at confinement and economic shutdown as they venture into public unprotected and in close quarters, we also had the following opinion: We can see how they might be questioning medical experts and government officials who talk in macro terms while we live in micro ones. That said, while we could not force them to be human test subjects for the omnipresent “this is a really bad idea” theory, we find ourselves perfectly willing to let them volunteer. We hope they’re all correct, and we can all go back to normal very soon, because all the panic has been completely over-blown. If they’re wrong, however, and they — and people closest to them — start dying off, well, at least we learned something. We’ll be home looking at Anais naked. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
4/16/20	ReelRisque Monique Dreams \| vid [STAR TAGS: Monique Alexander Video]
4/13/20	One of the pitfalls of being around longer than some of the people making adult movies now have even been alive surfaces with the inevitable memory surges that some posts will trigger. While most of us here thought our recently completed coverage of Fire & Ice featured Keri Windsor, or maybe Tera Patrick, D.Minion felt certain that the highlight had to be Sydnee Steele. If you have been a member for any length of time, you know that we have learned to simply ride these DM waves, and thus evolved today’s innovation. You will not need a wet suit for these waves, but that would be all we’re saying about “wet” in general. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele Video, Alexandra Silk Video]
4/9/20	For the record, we staunchly support all the people out there who think we should all be just hanging around our own homes while the really smart folks try to think of a way to get society interacting together again without potentially killing us all. Despite Presidential whinings about rich people losing money, it does seem like massive amounts of people — poor or not — being able to not die should trump (a word used intentionally, and hilariously, by the way) economic recovery in time for our leader to brag before the next national election. That said, while going into the grocery store wearing masks seemed just fine, we realized that now we could not tell if the store were being robbed by bandits. We could have been invaded by a Lesbian Teen Hunter and not even know it. … Turns out we were, as it happens. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Charlie Video, Rachel Starr Video, Charlie Laine Video, Karlie Montana Video, Tanya James Video, Ashley Jensen Video, Scarlett Pain Video, Carli Banks Video, Tiffany Brookes Video, Andie Valentino Video, Kimberly Franklin Video, Kimber Lace Video, Kylee Reece Video, Starla Sterling Video]
4/5/20	Sometimes you have had a story to tell for a couple decades, but you just never get around to it. You might tell yourself that you were simply being benevolent, chivalrous even, as not all the characters in the story put themselves in the best of lights on this occasion. You would be lying to yourself in this case, of course, because really the occasion simply hadn’t come up where the story made any sense beyond petty annoyance resulting in mean-spirited discourse. Then the stars align and a perfect day appears, so you title the piece “Beauty and the Least” — because you’re really clever that way. [STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video]
4/2/20	We were going to run this post yesterday and say something like, “Wow! We found four more previously unreleased full scenes featuring our favourite Super Siren and Horny Villains from Katwoman, and you can see them all right here!” (Naturally we had to add the extra vowel in “favourite” what with Katwoman being a U.K. production, and all.) Then we were going to say, “April Fools!” … But this year the first of April does not lend itself well to jokes, so we pushed a day. Thus we will tell you simply that today marks the finale of the Risqué Does Katwoman adventure, but she definitely goes out with a bang. Seems appropriate, honestly. [STAR TAGS: Dylan Ryder Video, Kagney Linn Karter Video, Lexi Swallow Video]