Snow and Rayne Threat
So when we put this title into the queue a couple of months ago it seemed perfect because of the title, honestly. Stars with the names Threat, Snow, and Rayne (spelling aside, but at least correct here) in the middle of winter felt too perfect to pass up. Of course we find the temperature in the mid 80s this week in Southern California, so “dead of winter” kind of means a different thing in some places, clearly.
Still we looked at a weather map of the entire country, and it sure looks like people still have snow and “rain” in some places. Admittedly, after a certain amount of time being here you no longer understand why people would want to live in those snow and rain places, but that would be a different issue entirely. As D.Minion says regularly, “We just want everyone to be happy.” … Apparently having their nose hairs freezing when they breathe outside makes some people happy. Who are we to judge?
Having said all of that, though, at some point we realized that nobody ever took the time to actually watch this scene before adding it to the processing list, although seriously that did not represent much of a risk, as anyone who has ever seen an Aurora Snow or Amber Rayne performance can attest. Put them together, and Dear Mr. Threat clearly had to medicate himself just to hang on. (Seriously, were he any more stoned by the time this scene got to the couch, his eyelids would have been resting on his upper lip.)
Turns out that Amber and Aurora were having great fun during this shoot, ostensibly playing good “moral values” women seeking to gain signatures on a petition to stop people from shooting porn in the neighborhood. Tongues firmly in cheeks, they set about this task — which as you might imagine ends up with them having tongues in entirely different cheeks. Surprise!
Three minutes in, and deals have been struck, petitions have been signed, and nudity — not to mention a significant amount of spit — becomes the goal of the afternoon. If you take two very experienced performers, drop them into a single scene, and let them just have fun … well, it ends up with all of us having fun.
Amber Rayne has left us now, sadly, although you can still follow Aurora these days on The Daily Beast. Turns out that Aurora has an entertaining brain too. As you know, we always appreciate that around here, and we encourage everyone who also has a brain to follow Aurora. She has always been a special lady, that one. Speaking of special, you just don’t see this angle very often in life.
By the way, in case you still find yourself confused, we can make this easier. Other than deciding upon the perfect Ben & Jerry’s flavor for a particular moment, Life should not be overly difficult.