Juli, Julia Ann, Brittany, and Kristal Make A Playboy Video by D.Minion Let’s start at the very beginning. (A very good place to start.) Playboy Magazine was putting together “The 12 Most Important Women In Adult Films” for their March issue. Risqué Girls Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Risqué Liaison Brittany Andrews were chosen for […]
Day Three of the Playboy Video shoot. This time, Juli Ashton was the subject. I met her at a groovy seafood restaurant in Malibu. Juli, the crew, and I sat down for a little dinner and taped conversation. The dinner was good, the conversation was good, the taping wasn’t. For some reason the restaurant objected to the video camera. Dang. But I made do with my trusty digital!
[It would probably be best if you just pretended this entire page was in “editor’s blue” since too much blue text looks like … well, too much blue text.]
Let’s start with something that you may well have figured out by now: For whatever reason, D.Minion has a fascination with ladders. Any time there is a person on a ladder doing something, that makes for a great picture, and occasionally even moving pictures. Now maybe it’s because I have spent a great deal of my life on one sort of ladder or another (well, not during the lawyering part) but I just don’t get it. Still, D.Minion’s uniqueness makes her perfect for this job, and one just learns to shrug one’s collective shoulders and move along. Still it’s interesting.
Intermission for Heather’s Chi Quest
On the completely likely chance that you care nothing about porn set engineering or sweaty dudes on ladders rigging chandeliers, we’re taking a break to pop in the promised “absolutely functioning” video promised in “Sacred Heather Vuur” over in the story section.
So while all the fun stuff was going on outside, or in the dressing rooms, the dedicated nameless crew labored mightily — basically to keep a 300-pound piece of iron sculpture from falling on anyone’s exceptionally pretty face — or even Nick Manning’s. Feel free to carry on with page two. We had to.
On the other hand, if you’d simply like to see more Heather, we have helped you out, because that’s the kind of benevolent geeks we are.
My New Mama by Bubblegum To quote Steve Martin, I was born a poor black child. My early life was spent on a dusty no-name farm deep in the heart of Texas. I never knew my daddy, but Mama did her best to raise us up right. [Does anyone else remember the Travis Tritt remake […]