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August 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/09

This weekend we learned that “nothing is impossible when you have scaffolding” – which honestly has nothing whatsoever to do with traveling with porn stars, ostensibly the topic for today. On the other hand, it does seem like an interesting life philosophy, and those can come in handy. Specifically we consider the beauty of French Kissing in France today, along with a whole bunch of other philosophical muck you can feel free to ignore. We’d advise paying attention to Inari Vachs and Dee frolicking (pardon the “oral” pun) naked, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Jessica Drake]

If you have to kiss someone, Inari and Dee seem like good choices.
8/26/09

Manual dexterity, mental acumen … and a strong stomach – all attributes that could help you today, depending upon how far you choose to travel down today’s path. We could explain more fully, but then we’d have to deny everything later, yet another concept that will make perfect sense on your members’ meander. Accidentally obtuse is OK, right? We can always blame it on an accident. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Syren Sexton Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Exclusive Video]

Syren putting the “two” in Attidude.
8/22/09

Have you ever called up a friend and said, “Um … Why do we have pictures of you being tied up naked in the office?” As it turns out, if Shayla LaVeaux happens to be your friend, you might just have to make such a call. So far, we don’t know the answer, since Shayla just got the call (technically a “text” ) a few minutes ago, but we’re figuring that whatever we hear will make the basis for yet another typical day in the Life of Risqué. And, just so you know, those typical days make this an atypically fun life, even if the Broncos really do suck. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

Shayla's definitely “fit” to be tied.
8/20/09

You know the best thing about summer interns? OK. They’re free, but do you know the other best thing about summer interns? … They’re always amazingly happy to go back and blow the dust off of all the things we’ve meant to do, oh, for about a decade or so now. And you know what? They find some truly wonderful and fun things some of the time. Of course they also find some truly bizarre things, some sadly uncomfortable things, and some things that make perfectly clear why we didn’t use them years and years ago when they were new. So that’s not helpful. But interns are free, so we might as well enjoy them while they’re here. You know? [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

A Forgotten Moment in Devinn Lane Time
8/16/09

Big cities certainly have their appeal, but there really is nothing like local news in a small town. Why just last night we learned that officials have authorized air support for fighting all the fires currently blazing in California “24-hours a day, during daylight hours” . You just can’t make this stuff up. And why are we mentioning this? Well, because we start off with classic Polish Literature today, meander through people disguised as oversized rodents, and then end up with adult stars happily seducing camera operators. When your day starts weird, you’d best just go with it. There’s too much anxiety in life already. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Syren Sexton Video, Tenaya Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Exclusive Video]

Maverick's Song of Syren
8/13/09

Vicca has a birthday today, and in her honor we decided to continue our celebration of Uncle Gibby’s birthday with New Anais Avenues. Well, to be 100% accurate here, Gibby has been having trouble with our new javascript system for displaying the photos, and Maverick thought it would be “wonderfully cruel” to put even more Anais material up that poor Gibby wishes he could see on his Mac. … Now if any of the rest of you seem to be having the same problem (The screen darkens, but nothing else happens when you click on a picture.), we would appreciate you letting D.Minion know. So far we’ve been unable to duplicate the problem on any operating system or browser we can find, and we can find a lot of them, actually. If we need to, we can just keep sticking to our general reply when the technically-challenged cheese-head has a new problem: “Don’t worry, Gibby, it’s just you.” [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais looking Excellent, for all except Uncle Gibby.
8/11/09

Double, double, toil, no trouble … . And if you’re acquainted with the Bard, then you can see how one little change can really throw the whole meaning out of whack. On the upside, we did keep the meter the same, and that should count for something. … OK. So it probably doesn’t count for much, since one syllable substitutions are pretty easy, but hanging out with Dee while she’s naked certainly counts for a great deal, and sharing the day with you for even more, we’d think. Hopefully we can stay out of that bubbling cauldron. That sounds icky. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee]

Dee, thoughtfully not allowing her clothing to soil the couch.
8/9/09

Traditionally one thinks of birthdays as happy occasions. Being a fan of happy occasions, then, we decided to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the birth date of our new old friend, Uncle Gibby. OK, so as a purely technical matter we’re not sure how many times now His Gibbness has celebrated this same 50th birthday, but we definitely missed the real 50th one, so we decided to just go with that. Besides, it seems a safe bet that he didn’t have Anais and Chasey Lain to help him with the original one, so we’re thinking he won’t really mind. Also, he decided to share this bit of good fortune with everyone, which demonstrates just a bit of his sterling character, and he’s not even British. It’s good to know people that know people. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Chasey Lane, Michael Ninn]

Anais. Beautiful.      Chasey Lain. Beautiful too.
8/5/09

A dandy distraction from too much technical information can be a beautiful young woman like Jana talking dirty and performing willing intimate acts for a camera. Now you might say that such a diversion would be preferable to many things besides simply being geeked out, and you would be correct, obviously. Still, in an evolving web world, a bit of “Diving for Cova” always helps the medicine go down, to put things musically and all. Sweet, ain’t she? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video]

Jana Cova - Good to be Under the Covers With
8/1/09

This has been an unusual summer in that we’ve had the unanticipated pleasure of working with a very talented 19-yr-old intern, although in honesty we do spend a good bit of our time telling him he’s not allowed to make fun of his elders as he’s explaining his current geek endeavors. We also have learned that Sirius Radio has a Hip-Hop station. Who knew? On the upside we’re a lot more comfortable with music for “young people” than we used to be as one of the songs we seem to hear a lot has the title, Wetter, and includes an oft’ repeating line of, “Will you be my daddy?” … Clearly listening to songs about lonely orphans in Seattle can’t be bad for one, right? … Have any sense of how crazy today may be in the Members’ Area yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Capri Anderson, Video]

Dee Reason to Ruminate

Maverick Evolution

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Maverick Appeal by Perplexed Potentate Remember when you had to read Joseph Conrad’s The Secret Sharer in school? Well, the story made a big impression on me, not so much for its content, since I don’t even remember the plot, if you want to know the truth, but for the wonderful use of an ambiguous […]
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July 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/09

Does everybody remember the story of the Syrens? Well, it seems our own Dear Maverick has sailed too close to the shore, or more accurately her shore. Come to think of it, we traditionally refer to boats in the feminine, but are shores feminine too? … Better yet, don’t think about any of that and just see why Mav loves his job as Syren Begins Her Song over on the most famous British Isle. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Syren Sexton Video, Exclusive Video]

Worth Singing About
7/27/09

Apparently over there in London an “ISP” doesn’t seem to involve anything that actually looks like “Service” – at least if Maverick’s experiences lately has been any indication. Consequently, the poor lad has been chomping at the bit to get 247AdultStars updated, and we’ve … well, we’ve sort of been laughing hysterically at what an actual business can get away with in the U.K. But he’s back up and running, some three weeks after “they couldn’t find a problem” (Don’t you love that?) and we have agreed to at least stop laughing at him until we see more of Syren Sexton. That’s a shiny Brit, that one. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Holly D. Video, Syren Sexton, Exclusive Video]

Syren Sexton looking Shiny
7/24/09

Wow. Historic moments in time can be interesting, right? Forty years ago the first man walked on the moon. Twenty years ago the Game Boy debuted. And any day now the new SEARCHABLE Index will debut on risque.com … although those might not all be of equal importance in the development of modern civilization. They might be, though. They never had Dee on the moon or in a Game Boy, though. There’s that. [FEATURED TAGS: Chasey Lain Video, Asia Carrera Video, Kelly O’Dell Video, Taylor Hayes Video]

Dee previewing in Thumbnail Fashion. Sneaky we are.
7/20/09

Sometimes you simply need to do things for fun. Let’s face it: In 100 years, we’ll all be dead. Consequently, our leaders (more accurately: those that have been around here the longest) set out this past week to track down Tenaya. Hey, if you’re going to do fun things, they might as well involve a Penthouse Pet if you can work that into the equation. So as you pop on inside and see what we discovered, you can be prepared to smile with the lass once again … and you can also be glad we decided against using our first inclination of the “stop and smell the roses” approach here. Even a Penthouse Pet might have some olfactory issues with that particular metaphor, considering we found her way out in the California desert. [FEATURED TAGS: Tenaya Video, Exclusive Video, Uncle Gibby]

Tenaya and her Thoughts
7/16/09

We’ve more on our We Love Julia Ann month today, which it occurs to us that people out here in the free section may not even know has started. Those people have a sad life, really, so we need to be kind to them. If you ever get really depressed with your own life, just look around a bit and consider what some others have to be dealing with. For example, some people live up in the “frozen tundra” like Uncle Gibby – on purpose. All in all, a regular interaction with bodacious babes seem preferable, even when you only get to visit. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Julia Ann Video, Exclusive Video, Uncle Gibby]

“Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.”
7/11/09

One would think that writing on a day indicated by 7-11 would require at least passing consideration of “convenience” in some fashion or another. Of course we’ve pretty much ignored the 7-Eleven chain since they stopped selling magazines with naked women in them and then went and decided that they could make a better ICEE under their own brand name. Sometimes you should just let people do what they do, and concentrate instead on doing what you do, and everthing will work out just fine. How this all relates to Lon and DM’s crew tackling Erotica LA remains a conclusion we’ve left to you. That’s what we do, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Exclusive Audio, Exclusive Video, Lon, Uncle Gibby]

We can see the forest for the trees. Really.
7/9/09

Dear Maverick finishes up his Slanted by (Lexi) Love review of the big Los Angeles convention this year, which turned out to have the distinct advantage of taking place a couple of weeks before Michael Jackson decided to die. Otherwise, parking down at the convention center would have been a real pain, and we’d have ended up walking as much as if Lon would have been in charge. Still it is always sad when people leave this plain, and as great a talent as Michael Jackson undoubtedly was, we still mostly feel sorry for Farrah Fawcett. She spent the bulk of her career struggling to get top billing, and the poor thing didn’t even get it when she died. God has a wicked sense of humor sometimes. Hopefully considering the recent porn outing will distract us from such sagacious musings, however. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Erotica LA, Lexi Love, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video]

Devils in their Details, Perhaps
7/4/09

There really generally happens to be a method to our madness, and on this festive national anniversary we thought we’d explain how Kristal Summers fits into the current agenda. We had a special request from a member recently for “more on Kristal” , and we therefore felt motivated to happily comply. Don’t you just love it when you agree to do favors for people that won’t require any actual inconveniences on your part? … You get credit for doing something that you certainly would have done anyway, and you can pretend it was all very difficult, so you can bank some favors of your own in the future. Now there’s a goal we can always strive for. … Y’all go watch some pretty explosions tonight, and then have some of your own with Kristal. … Oh, and Mav, sorry about that whole tea in the harbor thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Kristal providing some agenda inspiration of her own.
7/2/04

Ah, the question of feminine beauty. … Don’t you just love questions that defy an actual answer while concurrently providing a wonderful enjoyment in the search for it? Much as our custom dictates, we approach the issue from yet another angle today, and as alluded to, we rest quite comfortably in our ultimate lack of a conclusion. We did come upon one corrollary that we could all agree on, and you’ll see that clearly in the thumbnail below, but that pretty much wraps up the real conclusions today. … Oh, and the estrogen-laden members of our team insisted that we point out that another question looms out there regarding the question of male beauty, to which the rest of us (quite reasonably, we thought) responded, “Yeah, so?” [FEATURED TAGS: Kenzie Ryan]

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Testing Tenaya

Porn Stars Debuts — Tenaya Risque Redaction As a “rule” you have to be registered to see the sample (example) stories that we’ve put out here in the free area, but on occasion we will include bits and pieces on the front page here. OK. So it’s not very often, but we’ve done it before, […]
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