Wow, since we’re such a cutting-edge company, we get to try out some of the new technology way before mere mortals can play with the new toys. Well, in that vein, today we have something special to share with you. Deb and Bernie are driving across the USA in a vintage convertible Jaguar, because that’s the kind of thing they do for fun. (Don’t ask.) [We interrupt this captivating “New Stuff” posting to insert a requested correction. We’re quoting from an email here, sent from somewhere West of the Mississippi. According to Bernie, and I quote (which is why I’m going to use quotes), “it is not a convertible — it’s a 1985 Jaguar XJS V-12 Coupe with 137,000 miles on it. Not everything works just right anymore, but it’s still a joy to drive (and to look at). I love this car. I would appreciate you using this information on the New Stuff page to correct your information …” Whew! A Boy and his Car, huh? Ah well, never underestimate the Power of the President, even one crusing the Interstate. We now return you to your regularly scheduled posting.] Anyway, they took along this cool thing called a “laptop” computer, and Deb’s sending in stories from across the Great American Interstate System. When they become available, you might want to check out this “laptop” thing: We’re thinking it could catch on. Trust us on this, and read about Deb’s Visit with the Las Vegas Sheriff’s Department. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine]

OK, now we’re really starting to spoil you. First we have some Hot and Hardcore on the set with Kristal Summers, and then D.Minion takes you behind the scenes with Devinn Lane Dancing. We thought we’d take a minute here to just point out that although they’re never mentioned in the story, the photos that accompany the Devinn article seem proof that Debbie and Bernie have much better jobs than many people. Good thing no one cares if they “fraternize” around here — least of all Devinn. We promise not to ask for a raise for at least a month if we get to fraternize like this with Devinn too. Honest. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers]

Continuing in our shameless vein of using any excuse to show you naked women, we have more beautiful pictures of Wendy Divine in Jamaica. Let’s just say that Wendy looks like a fine choice to hang around a nude beach with. Hey, we’re supposed to plug her new site, right? What better way than “In and Out of a Red Bikini.” (We’re shameless, not poetic.) Piece, baby … as it were. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

In case you’d forgotten about the May trip to Paris that Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and Dee took, Devinn’s let us “borrow” a few days’ entries from her own personal web site. After you’ve read about these Americans in Paris, you’ll want to visit yourself. You’ll probably also want to take Devinn along. We did — or Inari, or Dee … Bon Appétit! [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane]

Debbie just keeps having good ideas about taking beautiful porn stars to strange locations and then taking pictures of them. As proof of this, Deb takes us to the Renaissance Faire in San Bernardino County and, fortunately, she had the foresight to take the buxom Kristal Summers along with her. She calls this entry “Cum, Cum M’Lady.” [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Dee, Juli & Kristal, naked! What a pleasant surprise! [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers]

None of us in the office are what you might consider “Outdoorsey” kinds of people. Bernie watches golf on TV, and he and Juli have even been known to play a bit, but that about covers it. However, when D.Minion came back from a hard-core shoot (for a movie called Extreme Pleasures) with some photographs of Inari Vachs having sex in the wild, well, many of us here just want to go camping with Inari. It appears we won’t even be getting very many of our clothes dirty. We’ll go get some sun block, while you check out “Extreme (Inari) Pleasure.” [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]