Labor Day seemed like an excellent time to do a quick Top Ten list about Millennial Business ideas. This being the generation of a lifeline in 140-character increments, after all, too many words could confuse them and make them sad. For a group that grew up where Everyone Gets a Trophy, of course, that represents a major faux pas. Of course bringing in a foreign phrase that some people might not understand could be some equally offensive transgression too, so we should probably just move along.

For the record, the current Millennial Circle has not provided the “conceptual quality” of photographs we prefer around here, so we grabbed some clothed on-the-set shots that D.Minion took, interestingly on our very first set dominated by Millennials — although nobody used that term back then. So enjoy a few snippets of House of Perez while you consider Millennial Business concepts. (And please forgive us for already using — up to the beginning of this parenthetical insight — 931 characters. EEEEK! … Oh, the humanity! … )