Remember the days when all you had to do on a long Thanksgiving weekend was sit around, watch some football, eat a lot, and make sure that all your friends had your updated Christmas list? … And then you got out of college, and the world went to hell. … With D.Minion, the ChickaDees, and almost all of the Geeks doing who knows what, probably that list of things we just mentioned, the lonely, aged leader takes the opportunity to take a grateful wandering down Charlie Laine. As streets go, that’s a good one.

[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine, Jassie Video, Michael Ninn]

New Reigning Favorite Bumper Sticker: “If you are what you eat, I’m either fast, easy, or cheap.” … Perhaps to the chagrin of famous novelists, sometimes you do not need a lot of words to convey a great deal of meaning. A select few words might add some perspective to the usual chaos celebrated in the Risqué Communes, however — y’know to go along with our resident Tall Goddess and smiles courtesy of Mia. Hey, you start multiplying 1,000 words for every picture, and maybe someday we’ll be famous novelists too.

[STAR TAGS: Lorraine Sisco Video, Tall Goddess Video, Mia Smiles, Courtney Cummz]

Driving around Los Angeles we saw a giant “Mary Kay” Pink Cadillac SUV tooling down the 101, demonstrating if nothing else that some people can’t even tell when they’ve made a horrible mistake. Fortunately our Goal of Distraction benefits from the efforts of dear friends, as we call upon Georgia Adair, and Dee, and Ginger Lynn to assist us in various ways — not all of them clothed, truth be told. As for the pink SUV, we can only warn other Angelenos with the sage words from our leader as they came quietly from the back seat: “That’s a High-Maintenance individual driving that particular vehicle.”

[STAR TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair, Ginger Lynn, Arya Faye]