December 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


Devinn Lane has been an extremely hard working young lady this year. Playboy TV, Wicked Pictures, dancing around the country and now… “Devinn Produces.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Lane – The Producer

In a remarkably serious introspection, we say goodbye to 2001 with things that may stimulate the mind, cause repeated rumination, provoke complex controversy–and then have some of the other general effects you’re used to around here. First off we find the lost answers to D.Minion’s eternal questions for Inari Vachs, and it turns out she can even entertain and entice us when she’s fully dressed. Fortunately, she doesn’t stay that way long. Then as D.Minion’s sign off for the year for Risqué News, she offers up her take on “Optical Illusions.” In the process she stimulates us with thoughts on reality, capitalism, racism and professional sex. Fortunately, she also stimulates us with Inari, and Kristal, and Dee (you guessed it) Oh My! [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Inari perfect way to end Dee year.

Before she left for the holidays, Wendy dropped by a bunch of pictures, and  a unique idea for their presentation. She managed to get a complete set of photographs from a scene she recently did, and she thought it might be interesting to post them as a “Chronicle of a Day in Porn.” We thought she was probably right, and so we’re beginning with the first two installments here. We started with over 300 pictures from this one scene, so we’re not sure how many we’re going to end up with after we take out the bad ones, the ID shots, the ones with people in the background that didn’t want to be there, and the ones where the strobe simply didn’t fire, but we do admire Wendy’s creativity. We also admire several other parts of Wendy, but modesty forbids comment. You may comment freely. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Divine Invitation

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! As is our tradition we’re celebrating in our own unique fashion. Since you’re a member you can at least check out 40 beautiful pictures of Kristal Summers after you subject yourself to our painful humor. We’re giving the gift of music this year, and consider yourself warned … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

We'll bill you for the wreath.

You can have 92 bottles of beer on the wall, but you’ll have to get those for yourself. However, if you prefer 92 naked pictures of Inari Vachs on the wall, well then we can hook you up. Risqué News returns with that many shots just taken of Inari hanging out at a location, waiting for everyone to arrive. It appears it’s good to hang around waiting with Inari, because Inari Vachs Loves Sunshine. Around here, we just work to make her happy. We’re givers. What can we say? [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs ... waiting for clothes.

Being a fan of beautiful people comes easily. Being a fan of beautiful people who are nice to you comes even easier. When you meet a beautiful couple who are BOTH nice to you, being a fan is extremely easy to understand. What seems hard to understand is why Wendy and Eric ever left the islands where these shots were taken. The photos are as beautiful as the people and the setting. Why there’s just so much beauty around here we’d better get you to the set before we begin to tear up … Check out Wendy and Eric in Sepia. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Eric in Divine paradise ...

Risqué News pops in with a very fine example of the value of détente. The fine Russian friend Nikita shows off here, after only a couple weeks in America. You can see why we encouraged her to stay in Naughty Nikita Naked. Sometimes less is definitely more … [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Vicca]

Nikita's version of paradise.

Wendy, being the Divine one that she is, has scheduled her final chat before the holidays for 5:00 L.A. time this Friday, December 14th. She also put together a string of snapshots that show her cavorting around Budapest, and flashing at the Danube. You gotta love a girl like that. Although in honesty we’re thinking of starting a new section on her site entitled “Reasons not to use a Mavica,” but that seems a little scrooge-like for this time of year. Maybe we’ll make it a resolution … Until then feel free to leave Wendy a note on her message board and let her know what you think. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy Divine focuses a great view – in the background too.

Wendy came by and dropped off some more Divine Edification from her Hedo Journal. She’s fun to read, and at least as much fun to look at, as she also gave us 4 dozen BEAUTIFUL dirty pictures. Wendy fans will enjoy this posting, as we linked this story all over the place with other shots, and other beautiful women she was talking about. We also opened up the MESSAGE BOARD for testing, and D.Minion’s open for suggestions. Boy this “Commune” thing sounds like a good idea, but it’s a “bare” (We know, it’s [sic]) to manage. Good thing we have the patience of Job. Oh, wait. We mean it’s a good thing we have a Job … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Isn't Wendy just Divine?

So here’s the gig (again): This takes you back through June, 2001, and gives you a good feel for how we do things around here. We’re not fancy. We’re just real people doing what can be a really fun job. As we’ve said, if you’re not conviced you want to join by now, we’re not going to convice you with more “New Stuff” pages. However if you do decide to join, you’ll find 29 MORE MONTHS of “New Stuff” that take you back to our less than auspicious beginnings.

Take a chance. You’ll like these women … Join?