by May B. Knot
We’ve begun work on the most recent of D.Minion’s epics, this one covering the professional debut of Anais over the two days of filming for Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva. (When did Michener’s estate decide to assign his prose style to D.Minion, by the way?) Naturally this brought about the subject of the ever-increasing interest in the young lass.
| 7/31/15 |  So you take a Blue Moon, which will not happen again for months. Then you drop that onto the end of a month that has had not only five Fridays, but five complete weekends — something that will not happen for another 823 years — and you just have to do something special. For the record, we did not check the calendars to verify that 823-year claim, but only because we found ourselves fascinated with the Risqué Blue Nudes. We always settle the math vs. naked women debate in pretty much the same way. [STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Angie Savage Video, Francesca Lé Video, Caprice Capone] |
| 7/31/15 | 
ReelRisqué Warning Becomes Alektra | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Angie Savage Video, Francesca Lé Video] |
| 7/28/15 | 
Shayla In the Moods[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 7/26/15 | 
GingerLynn Trinity Rae – Zoey Foxx – Carter Cruise – Ana Foxxx – Jayden Lee – Nina Hartley… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/25/15 |  Come to find out, today we celebrate “National Hot Fudge Sundae Day,” and that makes everyone happy. Now we’re not sure who came up with this new holiday — probably Dairy Queen — but Google recognizes it, so it must be a real thing. Have you ever thought that when the machines take over the world, it will not be Cyberdyne Systems that causes the problem, but more likely Google … or maybe Amazon? Of course until then we have more Taren Steele to enjoy with our hot fudge sundaes, and we can do that at home too. Remember when you had to put on shoes to go buy things or go to a library to use a card catalog? ICK. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video] |
| 7/24/15 | 
ReelRisqué Sweat Equity[STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Venus Video] |
| 7/23/15 | 
KylieIreland I See Hot People[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video] |
| 7/22/15 | 
CythereasWetWorld Preening in Pinstripes[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 7/19/15 | 
GingerLynn Britney Young – Angelina Valentine – Melissa Jacobs – Nikki Daniels – Jodi Taylor – Tara Holiday… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/18/15 | 
247AdultStars Summer of Chantelle #5[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 7/17/15 | 
ReelRisqué Veiled Encounter[STAR TAGS: Darryl Hanah] |
| 7/15/15 |  Did you ever have one of those days where you realize that some innocent little thing you did last week suddenly turned into one of those “What the heck just happened?” moments? Well, we don’t get those very often around here because quite frankly we have more or less worked bizarre into an art form over the past 15 years. Consequently, we pretty much expect anything at any time. Somehow, though, we managed to vastly underestimate the number of people that want to play with beautiful naked women on their computers. How could that have happened? Come to think of it, “What the heck just happened?” [STAR TAGS: Alexis Love Video, Daisy Marie Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Lynn Gambles, Melissa May]
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| 7/12/15 | 
GingerLynn Jasmeen LaFleur – Shayla LaVeaux – Kelly Shibari – Amber Chase – Scarlet Red – Christiana Cinn… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/11/15 | 
247AdultStars Summer of Chantelle #4[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 7/10/15 | 
ReelRisqué Rookie Hue[STAR TAGS: Anais] |
| 7/8/15 | 
Shayla Right on Cue[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Phoenix Ray Video] |
| 7/5/15 | 
GingerLynn Brooklyn Daniels – Jacky Joy – Cher Adelle – Olivia Wilder – Cici Rhodes – Marley Blaze… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/4/15 |  No American can really think of the Fourth of July without thinking about bursts of color. One may also think about grilling, playing softball, drinking beer (often while actually playing softball), and for a few of the fortunate ones, small town parades. While we do appreciate our English friends’ offer of sending us some tea to celebrate this day, we think we’ll just go with our own Color Burst in a uniquely risque sort of parade. Besides, we very politely explained how we have already carefully stored all their tea in the harbor. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
| 7/3/15 | 
ReelRisqué Anal Attentive | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Raylene Video] |
| 7/3/15 | 
KylieIreland Calling All Knights (#17)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
| 7/1/15 |  Today we called upon our friend Monique Alexander who (sadly) had nothing to do with the “Lucky” Tattoo Trip in Vegas. Monique, however, has become rather famous (again) for getting a whole bunch of tattoos after she left Vivid, because Vivid had a contract provision denying Monique the option of getting tattoos while employed there. (Now if we could just convince Vivid to specifically disallow any massive monetary contributions to the Risque Commune while a star remains under contract. That way as soon as they leave we can expect generous contributions. … ) While Monique (technically) has no real connection to D.Minion’s tale today — beyond her omnipresent motivational one in life — she combines in a pre-inked phase with then compatriot jessica drake to provide some extraordinary illustration in both still and video renditions. In many ways, we all get lucky this time around. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake Video, Summer Storm] |
| 8/31/14 | Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/30/14 | Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/27/14 | Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore] |
| 8/23/14 | Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video] |
| 8/20/14 | We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video] |
| 8/14/14 | If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 8/11/14 | Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video] |
| 8/8/14 | Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent] |
| 8/3/14 | There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/1/14 | You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!] |
