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February 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/06	Do you know how you know you’re in Los Angeles? I was sitting outside a little sandwich shop yesterday and a guy walked down the street in one of those t-shirts that have obviously been washed about 500 times – you know the “favorite shirt” kind of washing? The shirt said, “If we are what we eat, then I’m going to be you in the morning.” THAT’S how you know you’re in Los Angeles. Now you might want to decide if you’d rather spend a few days in LA, or (finally) peruse D.Minon’s account of the 2006 AEE. They should both take about the same amount of time, we’re betting, but the DM insights will still be cheaper, so they have that going for them. If you’re brave, keep reading, consequently … click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Jessica Drake, Kylie Ireland, Audrey Hollander, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion] In case you’re not a member and are reading this on the free side you may still be curious (at least if you’ve been following along for a few weeks). In its final form, this one “post” weighs in at 38 pages comprising 4,500 some odd (and some a lot odd) words, 15 video clips, 400+ pictures, and uncounted amounts of weirdness. Do not be afraid if you’re thinking of joining, however: We usually keep a better reign on our faithful Minon. If you are a member, call your travel agent. Erotica LA is June 22-24 … and we’re forming the barest thread of an idea for an event there. At the very least we’re going to need more people to help distract DM. Kristal and Dee can’t do everything.
2/21/06	We’ve got a Big Time Stall going on around here today, but that doesn’t matter as much because we’ve also got the luscious Sarah Blake to help us fill our time. We’ve often said that we lead a very strange life, but it may be that strangeness has no bounds around us. A graduating high school senior (Yes, he’s 18, D.Minon.) casually asked me at lunch if I knew anything about Porn Stars. It seems his final paper has to do with “Women Enslaved by Pornography.” And the only thing this kid knows about me is that I’m friends with his dad. I expect I’d better ask Dad how much I can tell the young inquiring mind. As it turns out, I probably do know something about this subject. The rest of you should probably just enjoy Sarah. She’s really a lot more interesting, but we will let you know how it all comes out … so to speak. [FEATURED TAGS: Sarah Blake, Michael Ninn]
2/19/06	Kaylan Nicole is “Certifiably Anal” … and that’s a dandy way to start a discussion, isn’t it? Well fortunately today there are a lot more interesting things to concentrate on than “discussion” as you’ll see. There’s Kaylan, of course, and then there’s Jewel, Peter North, and a mystery guest. Sound interesting? Well we can feel confident as we tell you that “sounds” are only part of the attraction with this entry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Juli Ashton, Jewel, Exclusive Video]
2/17/06	It’s quite possible that we have a Secret Agent as a member. At least that’s the latest philosophy around here, as we all went through Mr. Moto’s Photos from the AEE. After looking at over 1,000 pictures, not to mention actually attending the event, you’d think we wouldn’t be surprised by the people that our good friend managed to photograph. So we figure he just has some special powers, but at least he only uses them for good, and he does share with us after all, so that’s OK. Besides, you never know when you might be in need of a SuperHero. You really don’t. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rita Faltoyano, Sunny Lane, Mr. Moto]
2/11/06	Yeah, we know we’re putting up a story today with a date on it from a couple of days ago, but we’ve got so many different stories, and pictures, and clips and so forth in the queue that we didn’t want to hit everybody with too many things right in a row. Besides, this has Dee, and Holly Hollywood, and Mia Smiles, and a Big Star that we’d rather forget, honestly. And that doesn’t happen every day. There really is a method to this madness, and just as soon as we find it, we’re going to put it to good use. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Mia Smiles, Holly Hollywood, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
2/7/06	Georgia Adair has come up recently on the Message Board, and naturally that got us thinking about her. Then in the midst of a feared Temporary Restraining Order we decided to do more than just think about Georgia; we decided to show her off. So we did. We enjoy easy things sometimes. We mean the showing off, not Georgia personally, of course. Also you can get a little bit of insight into what’s coming up (and you can understand this little picture) if you pay attention today. [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
2/3/06	We figure we lost Maverick, Doug, and a few others with the thumbnail, but for those of you that didn’t pass out just from a little picture of Kristal Summers in a bubble bath we should explain that we have many pictures, some rather more revealing, of Kristal in this bath today. We call it Beauty and Bubbles make the Babe. We also have Lon’s account of the Adult Entertainment Expo, all 3,407 words of it actually. Oddly this account seems to include complete details on every meal Lon ate in our presence. Hey, we just post ’em as we get ’em, y’all. In case you were concerned, we also have more of Lon’s … um … interesting photographic efforts. Someone needs to let him know that nobody really uses Polaroid cameras anymore … Maybe Lon’s just a very retro kind of guy. Speaking of that, wait until you see Juli Ashton and Kylie Ireland in 1995. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Justine Joli, Sunset Thomas, Cytherea, Lon]
2/1/06	We’ve said it before, but we really do lead very strange lives around here. And apparently the condition can be catching as we’ll learn today. Once a distant Kristal Summers fan, then a shy Members’ Party attendee, and eventually a regular visitor to the Risqué homefront, our friend Maverick has taken a professional turn that’s really hard to explain. Now it’s not so much that the industry has a new webmaster among its members as it is that Maverick is that new persona. We know Maverick, and Maverick does NOT shoot POV videos with professional adult entertainers. Something is very, very wrong in the universe. We’re calling this “Fayed to Maverick” but that’s only for as long as it takes us to find that “Turn Back Time” Machine. Just when you thought you’d seen everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

February 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/05	This is a “kinda-sorta” Ninn Worx Weekend set, although the shots don’t technically come from a DVD Gallery, they are here out of the goodness and niceness of Michael Ninn. Mostly we like them because they contain many, many pictures of Anais, Dee, Angel Cassidy, and Georgia Adair enjoying themselves (and at least one happy man). To be completely honest there are another 16 women playing among these 120 pictures too, but after the four-way tie for First Place, does it really matter? [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Sin, Sharon Wild, Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Georgia Adair, Wanda Curtis, Melissa Lauren, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Barbara Summer, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Sarah Blake, Shy Love, Elizabeth, Katsumi, Venus, Anais, Dee, Paola Rey, Michael Ninn]
2/21/05	We have a little “Moto“vation today, as one of our original members provides (some people) an example of exactly how to go about covering annual conventions. We consider him a Maverick in his own right … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Paola Rey, Alicia Rhodes, Aurora Snow, Brittney Skye, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Mr. Moto]
2/19/05	In a poignant lesson about basic human kindness and the indelible human sexual spirit, we take a few moments today to ruminate upon the differences between porn stars and the rest of us. OK. What we really do is use a flimsy excuse to watch our buddies Georgia Adair and Even Stone introduce a young lady to the joys of three-way sex in Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. It sounded a lot better the first way, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]
2/16/05	Because Dee does a lot more than just KSEX, we thought we’d show off a little more of her. Today she stars in the movie Chill which I think has a strange name. I watched it, and I actually felt kind of warm. Also, Dee had a scene with Scott Styles and Christie Lee, and another one with Holly Hollywood, so there’s a lot to look at here. For example, we have this interesting picture of a topless Dee conversing with a stuffed buffalo head. I emailed it to Dee with the observation, “You’re a strange, strange woman, my friend.” And she looks really good naked too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Christie Lee, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]
2/15/05	We’re plowing through Dee’s old KSEX stories again with another bizarre episode — this from August 4, 2004. You know, if everyone had to spend hours and hours looking at Dee naked while they plowed, there would probably be a lot more farmers in America. Of course, that’s just one opinion. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Alana Evans, D.Minion]
2/14/05	You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day? That’s easy: Valentine’s Day with Kristal Summers. Kristal’s been so busy lately that it’s been hard to pin her down, but we did manage to fanagle a special Cam Show out of her, and there’s of course the story of “Kristal’s Amazing Feats” … All in all, we have a lot of Kristal today, and all in all that makes for a very good day. As a matter of fact, it’s difficult to think of a better day, unless, of course, you think of Kristal AND Dee … AND Wendy …. Well, you get the picture. Still, if one has to suffer through with just one woman, Kristal would be a good choice. Happy Day, all … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
2/13/05	It’s pretty much your typically wacky Night Calls post here today, as we get references from Biblical, through outlaw country music, and end up with “Charlie the Tuna.” Sometimes I worry about us; I really do. Then, I just decide to stop thinking about it and have a cookie. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, Mav, Steve, D.Minion]
2/9/05	Anonymous sex would be bad … right? Well if you need an inhibitor, we could talk about confusion, misinterpretation, or even (egads) … lawyers … I’m thinking we should just stick with anonymous sex. Oh, and we’re only mentioning Maverick in passing here. We be jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Vicca, Nikita, Inari Vachs, Anais, Julia Ann, Becca, Devinn Lane, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, Maverick]
2/7/05	D.Minion files her Super Bowl 2005 report today, but doesn’t really talk much football. I think the entire gridiron report was “Oh, yeah. The Patriots won. Rah.” We do get some take on the commercials, though, and a rather lengthy report on the current state of the miniature dachshunds. Great. She closes with a dirty dozen shots from last week’s Ninn shoot, however, so you can just skip to Katsumi, Penny Flame, Mia Smiles, and some beautiful Russian girl I didn’t get to meet. (Drat.) Remember that handy little camera icon at the top of the page. [FEATURED TAGS: Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Penny Flame, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart]
2/6/05	Apparently there’s a big football game going on today, but it doesn’t involve either the Broncos or the Dolphins, so it really can’t be that important after all. So for those of us that would rather see beautiful women masturbate on this fine occasion, we have another option. Ninn Worx Weekends have taken a sorry slide of late, but they’re back today. Also we have an excellent picture of Sasha’s breasts. Cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Linn Thomas, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anna Karin, Jesse V., Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Monica Daniels, Olivia Del Rio, Nikita Denise, Nautica, Kenzie Ryan, Rayveness, Judith Bodor, Erica Vachs, Teanna Kai, Laurie Capri, Dominica Leoni, Michael Ninn]
2/2/05	You know what’s nice? A nice little story about Dee on KSEX from last July. It’s short. It has fifteen nice little pictures, and it shows Dee’s breasts.Of course it also shows Dee trying to feed Jack Daniels to a stuffed bear, but that’s just how things go around here. Also, it will only take about ten minutes out of your life to take it all in. Sometimes that’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Stars:Alana Evans| Alicia Rhodes| Anais| Angel Cassidy| Anna Karin| Ashley Blue| Aurora Snow| Barbara Summer| Becca| Brittney Skye| Carmen Luvana| Cheyenne Silver| Christie Lee| Dee| Devinn Lane| Dominica Leoni| Elizabeth| Erica Vachs| Georgia Adair| Harmony| Holly Hollywood| Inari Vachs| Jesse Jane| Jesse V.| Jessica Drake| Judith Bodor| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Justine Joli| Katsumi| Kenzie Ryan| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Laurie Capri| Linn Thomas| Melissa Lauren| Mia Smiles| Michael Ninn| Monica Daniels| Monica Sweetheart| Nautica| Nikita| Nikita Denise| Olivia Del Rio| Paola Rey| Penny Flame| Rayveness| Sarah Blake| Sharon Wild| Shy Love| Teanna Kai| Tera Patrick| Tiffany Granath| TJ Hart| Trinity| Venus| Vicca| Victoria Sin| Violet Blue| Wanda Curtis| Wendy Divine

Year:2005

February 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/04	It seems like that on a rare day such as “Leap Year’s Day” we should celebrate something even more rare. Juli Ashton seems to fit the bill, and so we genuflect anew — albeit obviously with good reason. We all have envisioned the “Dream Date” and Juli on occasion apparently makes these come true. When you consider she took Shayla LaVeaux in tow, you may understand the a mere “every four years” may be too much to hope for … in the “Yes, Sir” Real World … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]
2/28/04	A Risqué Mexican Holiday surfaces today, serving a dual function of distracting many from really bad local weather and fascinating the erudite among us with historic trivia. You can read more about “the way it was” or you can just look at pictures of unnamed beauties and wish you got to spend two weeks on the beach with them. OK, we actually do name them, but you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out who they are, unless you can tell from this angle. Life may not be fair, but it certainly seems to be more fair to some than others. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]
2/26/04	It’s officially less than a week away from the return of Night Calls from its long hiatus. If you look carefully, you can see that “hiatus” is not really all that far from “Hate Us,” and if you ask most Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath fans they’d consider those words synonyms for sure. Add in the fact that a scheduling conflict kept D.Minion from the first January show, and then you can sort of explain why Night Calls, January 21, 2004 runs about … oh … TWICE AS LONG as one of D.Minion’s usual stories. Still, it’s Juli and the gang, and we’ll likely forgive them their abscence as we usually do. This episode will also tell you when you should go to Jamaica to meet Juli and Tiffany in person, but you’ll have to be a member to find out. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Audrey Hollander, Tanya James, D.Minion]
2/23/04	Well we’ve got quite the treat for you today as Maverick has continued to work his Photoshop fingers to the bone. He was trying out some new techniques we showed him and decided to choose … well, Kristal … to practice on. Go figure. We also have D.Minion’s account of the very first time we saw Ms. Anais in front of our lens, and Michael has given us some “action” shots from her recent romp with Carol’s favorite Billy Glide. So we’ve got Anais before she was Anais, Anais after she was Anais, and lots and lots of Kristal Summers. Sounds like a fair way to start the week to us … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
2/19/04	Thanks to our “Maverick” friend, Dee now has a new section to show off all of her KSEX Archives, and we’re celebrating with one of D.Minion’s recaps from October of 2003. On the downside, you can now see how many episodes we have left to code for your visual pleasure, but on the upside there was not a calendar involved in this task, and so Mav did a perfect job. Hey, free is free … =) [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Darrien Ross, D.Minion]
2/18/04	“Regardless, however, you can take a look back at Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, and a very, very new Juli Ashton.” That’s the important part of what we have in store for you today, but it’s lost in a whole bunch of presumptuous advice. It might be best to just skip to the pictures and then enjoy a nice book for the rest of the evening. May we suggest something by Greg Isles? He’s relatively new and very good, and we can’t seem to shake the presumptuous mood today anyway, so why try? Hopefully, it will be better in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, Risque News Insight]
2/17/04	While we haven’t always agreed with all of her business decisions, we would be foolish, and appear so to the knowledgeable among you, were we not to admit that few people in the XXX business have ever had the raw sex appeal of Devinn Lane. Back in mid 2002, D.Minion covered one of Devinn’s first web cam shows, and since we seem to be on that tangent this week, we thought we’d show it to you. Life sometimes has a way of switching directions on you, and sometimes that’s sad, but we’ll state categorically (and not for the first time), that Devinn Lane is one very pretty lady. Drop by her site and tell her we said, “Hello” … after you check out D.Minion’s take, obviously. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
2/14/04	What do Mr. Marcus and a Sybian have in common? They can both put some really interesting faces on naked women. It’s Valentine’s Day and what’s more romantic than a nice little interracial threeway? Mr. Marcus, Dee, and Kristal Summers got together for a “Cam Show” a couple of weeks ago, and Carol happened to be around to film the festivities. D.Minion fulfilled her recent trend of delegating writing duties, and a good time was had by all … a very good time. And if you bother to read the story, you’ll see just how wide-spread (pardon the expression) these good times were. There’s a lot of love around here — even more than we thought it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Carol]
2/13/04	If you’re going to have to face a Friday the Thirteenth, what better way than with an Angel guided by a fellow named Lucky? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend gives us a preview of Angel Cassidy’s first Feature for Michael called Sex Money Power. Now, we’re all lucky … excellent. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Katsumi, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Michael Ninn]
2/12/04	Since we’re upon the Valentine’s Day Weekend we thought to ourselves, “Hey, what could be more appropriate than D.Minion’s coverage of Wendy in Wicked’s Sex and Romance?” Make sense so far? So we’ve got Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson having torrid sex on a table, where Jessica Drake happens to be lunching, apparently oblivious, although it sounds like she snuck a little play in there secretly. Fair enough. Why then, we must ask D.Minion, was the only photo in the set, taken at the highest resolution and highest frame size (an unusual setting for us), the photo below? If this part makes sense, we’re worried. Good thing Mav’s dropping by to save us soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]
2/10/04	The lead-in to the local Los Angeles evening news the other night teased with, “Today the Mars Rover took its first microscopic pictures of a nearby rock.” Most of the really good copy writers around here wanted to immediately quit and get a job with “The Southland’s #1 News” if that was the best they could come up with. That really has nothing to do with another episode of D.Minion’s coverage of Dee and the Fat Men on KSEX radio, but we promised to give these wonderful people public credit so they wouldn’t run off and join the Legitimate Press. Bleh. And even though we’re in the middle of the next Innocence shoot for Ninn Worx, Dee finished an Ultimate Pictures movie and continues her twice-weekly Nooner Naughtiness, Kristal Summers continues to line up several more boys to bonk for bucks, Anais shot (yet again) for Suze Randall, and both Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy are busy putting together budgets and shooting schedules (and those pesky contracts) for each of their respective personal lines (also for Ninn Worx) … even though all of that was taking place, we still managed to buy pizza for everyone for lunch. We think geeks like pizza better than praise. We also think we’ve probably stalled enough. Enjoy! It’s going to be a great weekend, assuming we live to see it … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
2/7/04	“Bella” is Italian for “Beautiful.” It is also Spanish for “Beautiful.” That’s interesting. Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend features a whole bunch of beautiful things from Fem: Bella. And that’s even more interesting to us. Enjoy your weekend, and drop in and say “Hello Bella” to Michael! [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]
2/6/04	Here’s the story … of a lovely lady … and a bunch of other incomplete sentences. If you have to have a bunch of anything, our opinion is that it should be Kristal Summers. Even when she’s bad, she’s really, really beautiful. You’ve got to love that in a girl … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Breena, D.Minion]
2/2/04	Rarely in life does the opportunity to present both point and counterpoint so clearly develop. Rarely can one both show Yin and Yang, Black and White, The Raiders and The Broncos … Today we have such a chance, and we don’t even care if the groundhog saw his shadow. After all, it’s always sunny in Southern California. So after this weekend’s post of 10,000+ words, today we have three. We’ll even tell you what they are, so you don’t even have to join to find out. It says, “Here it is.” Today we have 96 pictures of Georgia Adair and Dee enjoying each other in the light of a beautiful afternoon in Malibu. If you haven’t read this far before you clicked on the icon, you won’t even know this much when you get there. Yin and Yang … Yup. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair]

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

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