April 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


Well, it had to happen. If we don’t keep plugging on Mav’s ever-so-captivating literary work, we’ll never get through the darned thing. Today, we get to hear a lot more about home improvements, learn from the chorus of a bad 70’s song, lament a persistent lack of Kristal Summers, and finally discover the proper way to spell “Andrew Dan-Jumbo.” What could be better? Well, there are the 50 pictures from Anais’ next Ninn Worx movie, Inside Myself. Some people might consider that better. We certainly have no idea who those people might be, however …  [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Elizabeth, Maverick]

Anais ... looks good in any kitchen ...

Rarely does the title of a XXX movie so aptly fit its XXX star. But Kristal Summers in VCA’s Honey Buns pretty much says it all. In fact, it seems silly for us to dally further here. Check out D.Minion’s observations of the box cover shoot — and Kristal, and Nikita Denise, and Mia Smiles, and all of their lovely buns. Some day we’ll see if we can let you check out D.Minion’s buns too. So far, she keeps saying things like, “No. No. No!” She can be a very negative person. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nikita Denise, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers and her buns. Ain't she a honey?

What’s better than a story about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot? (An incorrect answer would be not having to read more of Mav’s vacation diary.) So what’s better than a story about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot? Answer: TWO stories about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity in each! Yeah!! Also, you do not have to read more of Mav’s vacation diary. Yet … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

We don't know what Dee is looking for, but we're willing to help her look.

This thumbnail actually has nothing to do with today’s feature, the next in the Maverick “Wanna see my home movies?” epic. We’re continuing the theme, however, of providing some rather more traditional forms of entertainment along with the quirky posts. Now, last time we used shots from an Anais movie, and this thumbnail happens to be from the next Anais movie, but the “bonus” stuff actually comes from a Georgia Adair movie, and shows off Dee a bit too. We didn’t use Georgia’s next movie as the thumbnail, well, because it won’t be ready for a week or so, and we had to do something. Can you tell how confused all of this is making us? Maverick actually took two pictures of the same piece of paper — in case the vertical shot was better, we presume. At least you can see a larger version of this thumbnail inside, and maybe you’ll understand “Intern Maverick” a little better too. We’re making no promises on this last part, however.  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Anais feels “Inside Myself.” That sound fun.

Dee and Mr. Marcus were on Night Calls with Juli and Tiffany last time, along with Holly Hollywood, Alexis Amore, and Julian and his penis. You can imagine D.Minion’s excitement. She’s headed out to the Night Calls set again today, still bubbly from last time. It’s actually a little frightening if you think about it too much. For our part, we’ve simply decided not to do that. Just enjoy the pretty people and the new roads Playboy TV seems to be travelling down. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Dee, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexis Amore, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Dee, Tiffany Granath, and the incomparable Juli Ashton. Well, we're compare her, but we're pushy.

Either of the two picture links below will take you to the same place, and both have a place in today’s experience. It seemed appropriate as we begin our Maverick Adventures that we point out how differently two individuals might view a circumstance, simply by the nature of one of them being too close to it. That’s just one theory that has emerged around the office, and that certainly fulfills our quota for one day. If we’re doing our job, you’ll likely develop your own ….  [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Pictured: Mav's feet and Buda. Not pictured: Kristal Summers. Not that Mav's bitter, or anything.    Anais in the throes of Mav. Really. Swear.

And we thought just having to move the office sucked. Some people in the adult industry are having much worse weeks than we are. We feel kind of bad just worrying about things like taxes, and where to put the extra desk, and what color to paint the file cabinets so that they match the new decor. The plan for today was a simple Ninn Worx Weekend. What we ended up with was Little Secrets and alleged Innocence. There’s a famous saying about “The best laid plans,” but that necessarily presumes the actual presence of one. What were these people thinking? [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya James, Bella Star, Jassie, Teagan, Charmane Star, Lauren Phoenix, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Tanya James as Michael Ninn sees her.

Let’s think about what we know. “To everything, turn, turn, turn … there is a season.” “I don’t like spiders and snakes.” “They say our love won’t pay the rent.” “Well, I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman (but I sure woke up with a few).”

Sometimes when things don’t seem to make sense, thinking of old 70’s songs, while not actually helpful, provides a pleasant diversion. Today we’re featuring a lost scene from Essentially Julia Ann — a movie thus far never released. We’re not sure exactly why that may be, but … well … “Love will keep us together.”  [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Julia Ann vacuuming naked. “She's a brick house.”
Julia Ann's Web Site.

We now have yet another contender for the title of “Strangest Phrase Ever Put Into A Sentence on this Website” contest: “The ladies gave masturbatory tips to Peaches.” We wouldn’t lie to you. This is an actual quote from D.Minion’s latest behind the scenes look at Playboy TV’s Night Calls. As you know, we always endeavor to please Ms. Ashton by posting notes about the last show before the next show. However, we’re just a little tardy today, but Juli’s on TV now, so she won’t notice. By the way, if you’re reading this on Wednesday night, you’d better just stop right now and go watch Night Calls there buckaroo. D.Minion encourages us to be very stern in our defense of her buddies Juli and Tiffany. Maybe she’ll forgive us somewhat for being late now … maybe.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kylie Ireland, D.Minion]

Kylie Ireland as the St. Patrick's Day guest. This makes sense, oddly enough.

It’s another day in Paradise around here with pissed off pimps and beauties in burkahs. There’s mystery, intrigue and, well, paintballs. We even find time for a 70’s music reference, an altogether too rare an event these days. Don’t worry, however, it’s definitely not Disco. (What was up with that anyway?) It’s more of Dee on KSEX, and it’s more than enough to entertain you for the remainder of the day. Why, you’ll probably be so fascinated that when you wake up tomorrow it will seem like it’s an hour later than it should be. Dee has that effect on people.  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Anais Video, Mason, Julie Night, D.Minion]

If you look carefully, you can also see Dee's second Cam Show with Anais. You should look carefully.

Well we sure took our time getting the pictures of the winners from the last Members’ Party posted. Sometimes we post everything right away, and the site takes on even more of a “Home Movies” nature than it generally has. We wanted to avoid that this time around, and then there was the matter of grading the tests. D.Minion was a teacher for 15 years; grading tests is not high on her “Oh, goody, goody … I get to do this” list. Those of you that have been around for awhile will know that we generally have these Risqué Soirées sometime in September, and that’s about six months ago now. So think of this as a semi-annual review, and think about joining us next time around. How many other places can you hang out for two days with a bunch of beautiful adult movie stars? And if you do manage to join us next time, you won’t be at all confused by little pictures like this. For those of us that attended, this makes perfect sense. And we’re hardly even bothered by that fact. Somewhat easier to understand are all the naked pictures of Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy. It may get better than it was for the drawing winners, but it’s hard to imagine just how … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Dee, Kristal, Anais, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy]

Of all the gin joints in all the world ...
Angel Cassidy's Original Site.
Then drop in and say hello to Angel. Now she’s officially Risqué.
You gotta love that.