October 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


The Essentially Dee week comes to a close, as it were, with visual depiction of a spontaneous lesbian orgy. Those, by the way, are our favorite kind. We have Dee with Juli Ashton and Keri Windsor, as planned, and the wonderful last minute addition of Shayla LaVeaux. Lest you be confused, we can assure you: Serendipity beats the heck out of skill. Dee ends her Essentially Dee Quartet on a high note, and we get to reminisce. It’s better than “Trick or Treat” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor]

Women to invite to your orgy.

We get to see our old friend Lola today, as she indoctrinated one of the industry’s newest (and most well endowed) male performer, Jack. Moreover, she did so under Dee’s first directorial tutelage. We’ve said several mouthfuls with that, and Dee will add her own, but none of us can come close to Lola‘s on this day. There are some strange things in this world; Jack has one of them. [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Dee]

The meaning of life?

Well, Dee’s fulfilling her promises “Essentially” as she lets us in on just how tough a job beautiful porn stars have. Poor things find beautiful women everywhere that want to have sex with them, and apparently Dee and Juli couldn’t resist. Must be something in the waters of the Danube. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, May, Dee]

Dee and Juli as they “May”

The soap opera fans among you will probably delight in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs’ day in Danni Ashe’s “Babes of our Lives.” The rest of you will be as confused as I was, probably. However, the tale does have 63 pictures of the nubile Inari, and several of her fellow sisters in nudity, and that’s a seriously redeeming quality. As most of you already know: There aren’t many tails as nice as Inari’s … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Calli Cox, Chelsea Blue, Kate Frost, Nikki Nova, Carolyn Monroe, D.Minion]

Inari climbing the ladder.

Dee begins a few days of self analysis here as D.Minion ran across some lovely stills from Ashton View’s Essentially Dee and showed the pictures to Dee herself. Over the next few days we’ll get to see Dee in Budapest (with pretty girls), Dee in Juli’s old living room (with different pretty girls), and Dee directing her friend Lola (also a pretty girl). We’re looking forward to it, not only because of the pretty girls, but because they come from Dee’s Diary, and that means we don’t have to do the work. Dee will. Excellent! Beauty, brains, and one fine set of tits … That may well be the secret to life. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee]

Dee getting ready to dive into Budapest.

Here’s one of the little trivia tidbits our members have come to love. Last year the President of Playboy TV tried to get Devinn an invitation to the “Playboy Mansion Halloween Party,” but he was unable to do so. This year our own Kristal Summers was able to accomplish this feat. She also got invitations for Amber and Monique Alexander too. While it remains true in life that it’s all about whom you know, it would be a mistake to try to rank those people always in terms of their job descriptions. Sometimes porn stars are more powerful than presidents. Go figure. And we got these pictures up quickly, and updated Kristal’s Journal, because we promised Mav we would; Heaven knows what else we’ve done just because “Maverick asked us to.” More lessons of life, we presume … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Devinn Lane, Monique Alexander]

Monique, Devinn, Kristal and Amber

You know, as you check out all the really cool video clips that are available on the web, it really hits home just how many people are a lot smarter than we are. Oh, well, we’re getting better, and they don’t have Kristal Summers to experiment with, so there. Still, as you’re getting ready for her cam show on Monday, you can check out 30 pictures and a couple of “better than last time” video clips of our beautiful Kristal. We’ve even included a special “Carol Clip” for the people with really, really sucky Internet connections. We may not be talented, but we care about our members … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal in waiting ...

Night Calls reviews are back, and we even have a “bonus” show this month, basically because they no longer have Night Calls, UK to show on those months with five Wednesdays. Still we don’t care because we get Juli and Tiffany three times this month, and, even more importantly, the Night Calls team has managed to get Night Calls, October 16, 2002 posted BEFORE the stuff that it’s promoting. Man, we had to sit down when we figured that out. So check out the post; watch the season two premiere of 7 Lives Xposed with our Devinn Lane tomorrow; then watch Juli and Tiffany again next Wednesday. If you have any time left after all of this, you might email Kristal, since she’s really the one that’s keeping the Night Calls reviews moving on time. We love Kristal for more than her breasts. Wow. (Don’t tell anyone.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Devinn Lane

It’s done; it’s finally DONE. The judges have finished with the despicable little task of reading answers to the same questions over, and over, and over … and they’ve chosen yet more winners from the event. We’ve been given a new-found respect for those among us that teach, and we’re vowing to slap someone with a cold fish if they suggest a “Trivia Test” at the next Members’ Party. On the upside, you can not only read the Top Twenty Answers, but you can see the best pictures taken by, or featuring, each of our lucky drawing winners, well, each of our lucky winners that didn’t get to see the Elvis Impersonator. It’s been nary a month’s time since the event ended, and we’re already through talking about it. In the words of one of my all-time favorite Country Songs: “Take this job and …” (I’ll be better in the morning.) [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Kristal Summers, Dee, Anais, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Mike, Carol, Brian, Carol, Bert, GMan]

Just consider it “Pies a la Mode” ...

As a rule we discourage introspection around here, finding that it too often leads to dismay, but on rare occasion it nonetheless seems the appropriate course of action. Apparently today found itself to be a rare occasion. If you have anything else to do you might want to skip this little path, but if you find yourself looking for a diversion, we have at least provided one. Some days, that’s all one can hope for … [FEATURED TAGS: Jilling]

Sock it to her.

We’re pretty sure that we’ve managed to actually include the appropriate pictures with this account. Today we look back at the view Juli allows us of Providence (as in Rhode Island). A Mysterious Member got a chance to spend his vacation with the lovely Ms. Ashton, as she spread her warmth and enthusiasm across America’s often frigid Northeast. He tells an interesting tale, and takes an even more interesting picture. So enjoy, and forgive us our indiscretion on the choice of thumbnail here. There were many picture of Juli we could have used, but, somehow, this shot just seemed apropos … and that doesn’t happen every day. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Steve]

Steve being a dickhead.

OK. A couple of weeks ago, well eleven days to be precise, we put up a little account of Inari in Sex Court: The Movie. Apparenly we got confused. You see Inari was in Sex Court, the Playboy TV show, and in Sex Court: The Movie within a couple of weeks. So, well, we sorta mixed up the pictures, and now we’re looking at just another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into. Rather that go back and redo things, which regular readers might miss, we’ve just decided to come clean. This is the “real” D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs in Sex Court: The Movie, but the pictures are from Inari Vachs in Sex Court the television series. The earlier posting was really D.Minion’s account of Inari in Sex Court the TV show. Clear? So you can read this story, and think about the one lonely picture in our October 3rd posting, or you can read the October 3rd posting and think about these 20 pictures, or you can do what we’d do. Just look at these pictures, and then go back and gaze upon the lovely Inari in Jamaica again, and then go to bed early. You need your rest, and tomorrow will almost certainly be a more traditional day, not that this necessarily constitutes a good thing … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Television “buff” Inari Vachs.

Devinn Lane and Kristal Summers leave us Without a Trace. Now this is not nearly as troubling as it sounds, since Without a Trace is movie put out by Wicked Pictures, featuring a scene between Kristal and Devinn (and some misc. dude–they’re all misc. dudes). D.Minion was there all three days, and we have 110 pictures to prove it. This has been an amazing week, but what a truly extraordinary way to start the weekend. We hope you can handle the excitement. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Star E. Night, D.Minion]

When Devinn's happy, we're all happy.

Never fear! We’re on the rebound. In an amazing burst of efficiency we have another Night Calls recap, complete and on schedule–with enough light, even. This one also has a naked lady cake, and you just can’t say that every day. Check out Night Calls, October 2nd, 2002 and find out once again how good it is to be Juli … and apparently D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cheyenne Silver, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]

A cake you really want to have and eat too.

Well this is more like our old selves. Kristal had a cam show a couple of days ago, and we had vowed to try to post video clips with some expedience. We accomplished this goal, sort of. First the camera was turned sideways, and the whole 4+ minute clip will require you to turn up the brightness on your monitor to even watch. But we have a bright side, so to speak. We also have an on-air chat with the lovely Kristal promising a better effort next time, AND we have 35 pictures with wonderful clarity. We even made them BIG, since we’ve been getting some requests along this vein. Hey we never claimed to be perfect, and, besides, if you have to be in the dark, wouldn’t you rather be there with Kristal? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Quite the Summers view.

In celebration of Juli Ashton’s birthday, we have lots of pictures of Julia Ann naked. That may not make a lot of sense, but that’s sort of how we do things around here. We’re odd, but comfortable with it all … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Nicole Sheridan, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]

Julia Ann playing (on) piano

Inari had a funny part in Playboy TV’s Sex Court: The Movie. That’s nice. Inari also bopped around Jamaica naked for Kristal to take pictures, and that’s very nice. We have both the story, and the 74 pictures, and that makes us nicest of all. We even have employed an unusual application of a Mother Goose rhyme, and if that doesn’t get you interested enough to check out the story, well, then go out and run up your credit cards. You’re almost dead. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari Vachs Views

In our ongoing efforts to show off all of the fun of the 2002 Adult Diary & SweetGeorgia.com Members’ Party, we have some more accounts of the “event.” Most of you will enjoy the 95 pictures of naked and cavorting porn stars. A few may not, this latter category being comprised of those that attended the convention, but didn’t win the drawing. Ah well, the ladies are still wonderful, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that the rest of the world can’t see pictures of you hyperventilating and blushing and sweating … Heck, who even knew hamsters could blush? If that doesn’t help, you can always think, “Missed it by … THAT much!” (And if you get that reference, you are very smart.) Maybe next year … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor, Maverick, Bert, Brian, Mike, Carol, Lon, Steve, GMan, D.Minion]

Dee lightful doiley.