September 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


Maverick’s sort of in like a lion and out like a lion in this, his second installment of “The Best of Kristal Summers’ Cam Shows.” This seems to be OK for two reasons: First of all, it’s September, and not April, and second, he’s British, and thus due no small amount of forgiveness if he manages to misunderstand some things. Also, redish has returned to his home base, so now we can show you a bunch of pictures of Juli Ashton on the road dancing, and he’ll be there to see them when they’re new. Kristal’s actually thinking about taking her dancing abilities to the road too, and she’ll be looking for a roadie, so bear that in mind. So far all the advice we’ve given her is that she should probably avoid Florida for the time being, and Carol may be looking for a job. We take care of our own, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Juli and Kristal ... waves of the past and the future.

Hey, hey … We’ve got more of Dee on KSEX today, this time with special guest Anais, talking about (oddly) beginning to work on In The Garden of Shadows, Part 2, which seems to be a bit of a topic this week. We love it when a plan comes together. Truthfully, though, we love it even more when Dee and Anais come together. We’re simple that way. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

Anais and Dee ... with Pooh

Wow. In contrast to some of D.Minion’s “epics” we have a nice little story about Julia Ann dancing, along with some nice naked pictures of Julia Ann. We even throw in some Dean Martin and even a Little Feat reference. That’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

There's A LOT nice about Julia Ann.

You know what’s better than lesbian sex between Angel Cassidy and Sasha? Lesbian sex between Angel Cassidy, Sasha, AND Monique Alexander. Well just such a fine event happened a few months ago, and D.Minion happened to be there to record her thoughts. As it turns out, D.Minion had many, many thoughts on these beautiful women. Hmm. Go figure … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sasha Video, Shy Love, Stephanie Swift, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

I wonder what's so interesting outside.

“Although she wasn’t allowed to demonstrate her flaming dildo” and “To celebrate, the ladies poured wax onto Gia” pretty much sums it up for this post of the (hopefully not third-to-last) Night Calls episode. It seems that D.Minion had an out of body experience this time around, but fortunately there were many naked women present to help take her mind off of the chaos. We’re thinking that you should probably go visit Juli in Jamaica to be sure everything is alright, though. Apparently, “you can’t be too careful.” By the way, do not try any of this at home … except for the naked women part. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Jennifer Steele, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Fire in the hole! (This does not reflect negatively on Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath.)

It appears that we say “Dang” a lot in this post. Maybe we’re lapsing into the politeness of old age, or maybe this just seems to be a remarkably descriptive term when talking about Dee. She’ll be at the Blue Zebra (at 6872 Farmdale Avenue in North Hollywood, California … 818-765-7739) tonight through Saturday night if you want to see her in person, by the way. We don’t often get overly religious on this site, but let’s just leave it at this: When God made Eve, she/he was just practicing. After a bit of time, DEE resulted. We figure God’s been on vacation ever since. Hey, dance with the girl that brought you … God certainly blessed Dee. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Lon, D.Minion]

Dee ... all that she can Dee

Sensing (although the drooling really sort of made that “insight” stuff rather simple) that Maverick might want to play with the new groovy computers in the office, we suggested that he might consider compiling a “Best Of” the last year of the the Kristal Cam-Show Enterprises. We’ve got a bunch in the archives, so we gave Mr. Mav eight of our favorites to absorb and then paste together. Now each tape happens to be one hour in length, so maybe we shouldn’t have been surprised to find that Maverick’s first run at a “Best Of” happened to be … well … eight hours in length. After threatening with no more beer (which oddly seemed to have little effect) and even more decomposed granite moving (which amazingly did the trick real speedy quicko), Mav managed to cut the episodes down to somewhere around 19 minutes. Even for “good” connections this will take a bit to download, but we have to admit that Maverick seems to know his Kristal. We’re suggesting clicking on the cute little icon to begin the download and then doing something fun like going out for ice cream. One must have priorities after all. We’re also suggesting never (ever) having some nice man dump 20 tons of decomposed granite in your driveway and then deciding to move it into the back yard a wheelbarrow-load at a time. Dang, I hate doin’ stupid stuff … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann, Felecia, Lisa Ann, Maverick]

Felecia & Kristal Summers ... interesting, although only slightly related to the story.

Shamelessly borrowing from Michael Ninn as we are, in order to catch up on our posts for our Gentle Readers, we decided that we should at least make it worthwhile and get in some advance looks at some really pretty people. So literally months before anyone else (well, outside of Michael’s office) gets to see them, check out Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy on the latest Ninn Worx shoot. You might want to kick your shoes off and grab a beer: There are almost 300 pictures here, and you wouldn’t want to miss anything because your feet hurt, or you were thirsty, or anything … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Angel and phallic symbols -- works for us.

Take a bored porn star in a beautiful location and you know what you get? Well, in Dee’s case you get a rather interesting way to kill a half-hour or so. If you want to see how she filled her time before she got to do Anais for Fem: Diva then you’ll want to see Dee Delightfully Dallying. If you have no interest in seeing this, go see a doctor: You’re not well … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Michael Ninn]

Oh to be dallying with Dee ....

We’re BAA-AAACK! After taking a couple of weeks off to do some much needed finishing of projects around the house the team’s back in place and rarin’ to go. Truthfully, after moving 51 tons (literally) of dirt and rock into the back yard we figured we’d better go back to work because “vacation” was killing us. Public thanks here to D.Minion, Maverick, and Lon for going well beyond the call of duty for the remarkable compensation of pizza and beer, and more thanks to all of you patient members. We didn’t forget about you: We were just way too sweaty to be touching a keyboard. I’m thinking steer manure and granite dust would be bad for electronics. On the other hand, I’m thinking that a Ninn Worx Weekend from Michael’s newest Diamond Girl might just be good for some of the carbon-based things among us. Now let’s see what else we have just lying around[FEATURED TAGS: Kenzie Ryan, Nikki Blond, Cassandra, Zara Mars, Anna Kristal, Michael Ninn]

Introducing Kenzie Ryan ... and pooch

Did you know that on Midnight Train to Georgia the woman is actually returning from Los Angeles? Apparently, it’s good in “his world.” And continuing the subject of Stream of Consciousness, we have a sneak peek at the first scene shot for Anais’ (and Michael Ninn’s, we suppose) In the Garden of Shadows, Part Two. If one must insist on non sequiturs and the stream of consciousness approach, it’s always good to include Anais we’re thinking. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais: Revelling in Revealing

Today you can read all about D.Minion’s (brief) experiences with on-line dating services, amidst which you can learn some fascinating stuff. You can also look at a bunch of pictures of Kristal Summers hanging out at D.Minion’s house which, although potentially less educational, may be significantly more interesting. See why Kristal’s fun to invite over? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Bringing a whole new perspective to eating out.