| 3/29/21 |  Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have more supine, as compared to bovine, interests to consider today — at least as far as one of the consenting adults goes. This, you see, happens to be a job perhaps not more difficult than you think at all. Sort of like the people that clean out Porta Potties. That has to be truly as awful as we all imagine, right? [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video] |
| 3/28/21 |  Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that “Second to Nun” … but that could be because we tend to be overly tired these days. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video, Alia Janine Video, Ashlee Graham Video, Tristina Millz Video, Dior Love Video, Olivia Wilder Video] |
| 3/27/21 | 
ReelRisque The Big (Alarming) Bang | vid[STAR TAGS: Priya Rai Video] |
| 3/26/21 | 
Shayla Titillation for Taylor | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julie Cash Video] |
| 3/25/21 | 
Shayla Crewzin’ for Who’s In | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/24/21 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Zoey Laine Video] |
| 3/23/21 | 
GingerLynn Alix Lovell[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Alix Lovell Video] |
| 3/21/21 | 
GingerLynn Adessa Winters – Miley May – Hope – Cameron Dee – Jessica Ryan – Sabrina Deep… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/20/21 | 
ReelRisque Selective Strippers | vid[STAR TAGS: Audrey Bitoni Video, Gianna Lynn Video, Mya Luanna Video, Sammi Rhodes Video] |
| 3/19/21 |  Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of Priya Rai. Of course you can also click on her linked name, as usual — which interestingly is part of what we do around here. Copywriting? Not so much. [STAR TAGS: Priya Rai] |
| 3/18/21 | 
Cythereas Good Clean(ish) Fun | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/17/21 | 
GingerLynn Photoflesh for Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Raven Video, Danica Rhea Video] |
| 3/16/21 | 
Shayla Poolside Porn Party | vid[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video] |
| 3/15/21 |  Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how the pursuit of Sarah Blake turns out? You have to look forward to something besides Cracker Barrel and Krispy Kreme being in the same Grub Hub delivery, right? [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Sarah Blake Video, Mari Possa Video] |
| 3/14/21 |  There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/13/21 | 
GingerLynn Busting Balls in the Nicest Way[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/12/21 |  No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
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| 3/11/21 | 
GingerLynn POP and Definitely Fresh[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/10/21 |  The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly Stellar Moments in Risqué History, and believe us when we tell you that at times like this, you find yourself grasping for those silver linings. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/6/21 | 
ReelRisque Nocturnal Nuzzle pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexandra Ivy Video, Jana Jordan Video, Faye Reagan Video] |
| 3/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Groom with a View[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
| 3/2/21 | 
GingerLynn Ginger Feels Like an Orgy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video, Pamela Jennings Video] |
| 3/1/21 | 
Shayla Because Eno Rocks | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
March 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra Ivy| Alia Janine| Alix Lovell| Ana Foxxx| Angel Smith| AnnaBelle Lee| Ashlee Graham| Audrey Bitoni| Brandi Blunt| Cindy Starfall| Cytherea| Danica Rhea| Dior Love| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Faye Reagan| Gianna Lynn| Ginger Lynn| Ivy Leaguez| Jana Jordan| Juli Ashton| Julie Cash| Justine Joli| Lynn Ray| Mari Possa| Mya Luanna| Nina Hartley| Noah Angel| Olivia Wilder| Pamela Jennings| Priya Rai| Raven| Rebecca Bardoux| Sammi Rhodes| Sarah Blake| Sassy| Shayla LaVeaux| Shyla Jennings| Tara Lynn Foxx| Taren Steele| Toni James| Tristina Millz| Vanessa Lane| Zoey Laine
Year:2021
Month:March
We see exciting things on the horizon this weekend as the latest generation Mars Rover gets ready to get to work. What could possibly go wrong with targeting from 300 million miles away, after all? It takes some pretty big brains to master all of that, so we decided to “launch” the weekend with perfect landings by 
Apparently people get excited when you ask them to go back and remaster Reel Risqué video features since Flash Video unceremoniously flew the coop, stranding vast swaths of the web. 
The “commercial” scenes — a nomenclature used within the industry to identify parts in scripts where they anticipate actors to move into the biological imperative part of the performance — can suffer from a good deal of homogeneity as a rule. (And this happens even in straight movies.) Every so often in a series presentation, though, you can shake things up and have things not “end” as predictably as most heterosexual pairings in the explicit movie arena. Exceptions may prove the rule, but they can also make life a lot more fun. 
We have figured out how to make you rich. Next time we see a format war between giant corporations, we will tell you our definite favorite. Then you take all your money and invest it in the other company. Back when we first envisioned the Risqué Commune — and Whitney Houston’s version of I Will Always Love You was first topping the charts — we never, ever, ever, thought that Adobe Flash would lose its place as a video file “container” on the web. Yeah, so we were wrong — which always sucks, by the way. As of this year, browsers have put the kibosh on that wonderful tech, officially telling history, “Yeah, well screw you.” … Consequently, we have a couple decades back from mid 2018 to remaster up to “modern” standards, which will probably change again in 20 years, irritating us all over again. On the upside, 
If you can find a person who has not seen the classic movie Groundhog Day, then you should feel very happy. You can dramatically improve this person’s life simply by giving them $4 and sending them to Amazon or YouTube to watch the show. Feeling thus quite positive about your contribution to the common good, you may then consider D.Minion’s Groundhog Day fantasy, this quite naturally 
We consider it fundamentally unfair when, in the midst of a heated argument, one party brings up something that happened at any point prior to one year ago from the date of the dispute. Consequently, as anyone who has been in a long-term relationship can tell you, somewhere around 95% of all arguments between couples therefore rate as fundamentally unfair. Oddly, they still seem to happen a lot, so clearly if a lot more people in the world were reading Risqué, the world would be a lot happier place. Yep. Philanthropists ‘R’ We. Even 
Depending upon when you read this update it may be gone (or otherwise repurposed), but for the last few months we have had a countdown over in the sidebar set to expire at 12:00 noon EST on this day. Some of you may know the significance of that specific time on that specific day, while the majority of you may not care at all. For the less politically-inclined, we will summarize by saying 
Sometimes you do not realize how much you miss an old friend until you run across a photograph of them. Have you ever noticed that? Granted, we have no idea how Millennials “run across” old photographs, since they seem culturally opposed to printing anything, but maybe they sit in some comfy chair and scroll through the Gallery app on their phones. (There is a Gallery App on phones, right?) Whatever the case, we have much more convenient — not to mention explicit — ways to stir up some 
Anyone who has ever watched a football game on tv has probably seen the commercial featuring a bunch of coaches uttering a collection of memorable quotes. Foremost among them might be Vince Lombardi pacing along a frozen sideline yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Having viewed (like most of us probably) the shocking chaos at the U.S. Capitol this past Wednesday, we have decided that from this point forward every meeting of any member of Congress, no matter what the location, no matter how significant the meeting, should set aside a few seconds at the beginning for the Parliamentarian to play the clip of Vince Lombardi yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Seems like we have lost that message somewhere along the line, and Dear Vince can help us. For our part, we have decided the best we can do would be to 
Happen across a day with random masturbation and balcony blow jobs, and you might think, “Well, golly. This might turn out to be something unusual after all.” … Or you could just live in 
Not to make fun of a genius or anything but trying to make parting less painful by calling it “sweet sorrow” is like trying to ease the impact of amputation by calling it weight loss. Seriously, when you really enjoy something, do you ever really want it to end? Have you ever in your life thought, “Well, by golly, that certainly constitutes enough Dee for the moment?” … Yeah, well neither have any of us and yet 
After careful consideration, the Offices of the Risqué Commune have reached a unanimous decision that we should all become Jewish. Now this has nothing whatsoever to do with religion, or God, or even a preference for unleavened bread. In fact, we do not even know if any of the people from today’s Macbeth episode are Jewish. Nope. It has nothing to do with any of that. … You see, we just found out that Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which — as we also found out — means that Jewish people are celebrating a New Year already. Since 2020 has colossally sucked on so many levels we cannot begin to enumerate them, we simply decided to convert. So that’s all there is to it. Right? (Oh! For the record, we do still plan on eating cheeseburgers with bacon. One can only take these deeply personal convictions so far, after all.) [STAR TAGS: Abby Brooks Video, Cassidy Morgan Video]
The title alone should give you a hint as to our direction today. We called this 
What is the question? To read or not to read, that is the question. Right? Because you already “be” all that you can be in this America. Right? Although you cannot roller skate in a buffalo herd any more successfully now than you could when the song came out in 1966, even though the Army was already being all it could be back then. … It does get confusing, we realize, so we shall provide a hint: When one has Holly Hollywood on tap, performing in a profession she truly loved, well, the reading part may not be all that important. We’re going to go try and go 
If you dig up a buried treasure, does it cease being treasure and become something mundane like really expensive cool stuff or some such? If you have really expensive cool stuff, actually, why would you bury it in the first place? How many of us carry around a spare shovel just in case we might need it during the day? And if you must bury your treasure, why does everyone always put a big ol’ “X” on the map so that everyone knows where the really expensive cool stuff can be found? If you put like a dachshund emoji or something, people might think you odd, but they probably would not be digging for all your valuables. … These are the sorts of thoughts that consume us here at Risqué, y’know while 
If you have ever had to read Stream of Consciousness and then try to explain its brilliance to someone, then you might have some understanding of what work orders before a long weekend can look like around here. If you happen to be one of those people who looks at modern art and cannot for the life of you figure out how one bunch of squiggly lines, or red squares, yellow dots, and blue triangles displays greater talent and keen insight into the human condition than any other, well, you should apply for a job here. You’ll fit right in.