7/30/14 |
We consider ourselves fairly fortunate around the risque offices. Of course “Luck” would be not only a relative term but also a penis optional one as we discover. At least when you Wish Upon a Starr at this place, though, you also get a little POV with Penny Flame, and Shayla LaVeaux showing us all that outboard motors don’t really make the boat after all. Whatever else we bring to the table, we have a lot of naked women around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Lucky Starr, Penny Flame Video] |
7/26/14 |
Consider the concept of the Shy Porn Star. Odd as it may seem this counterintuitive position happens a lot more often than you’d likely guess. Stars with nearly half a century of experience between them — Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland, in this case — can be too shy to ever just walk up to each other and plan to meet somewhere to have sex. Who knew porn stars can fear rejection just like everyone else? … Well, we knew, but we hardly qualify as normal, at least as you’d normally define the term. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Lé Video] |
7/21/14 |
Rarely do we actually encourage people to skip over the “words and pictures part” and just watch the captivating video, but you might give some serious consideration to that little video icon at the top of the page this time around. Radio shows rarely make for good pictures, and when you consider we show basically the polar opposite of nubile naked nymphs in what shots we do have, well, you understand. Take 50+ years of XXX experience in Ginger Lynn and el Jefe de Risqué, and it can get really weird. Now the pictures on CythereasWetWorld featuring Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, and some lucky (as compared to “Lucky”) dude, those would be worth … considering. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Juli Ashton Video, Malice, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix] |
7/18/14 |
After careful scientific study, we have come to the conclusion that we need almost no excuse at all to have a party. Also, the writers here can make a drinking game out of absolutely anything. So far we have not found a way to turn these rare abilities into whirlwind profits, of course, but we remain hopeful. When you have Georgia Adair and Evan Stone to play with, it becomes pretty easy to keep up hope. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn] |
7/13/14 |
Having been known as dozens of different things over the past couple of decades, Risque Business has never really earned any recognition for subtlety. Of course it could be that the leaders have been so quietly successful that they have in essence define subtle excellence — or it could be that they subscribe to the philosophy that if you have a position on something, being quiet about it helps no one. Also, it tends to be not nearly as much fun. Sybians, for example, are quite fun, as are Aaliya Love and Kajira. [STAR TAGS: Aaliya Love, Kajira Video] |
7/10/14 |
Performer Eric gets a little cheesy for the cameras today, thus creating the risque interpretation of the famous Ham and Swiss on Riley. … Fortunately you will find further attempts at painful humor to be much easier to avoid as you redirect you full attentions to Riley Reid, and then follow that with a little shayla.com fun involving kind members of the risqué team creating a bit more texture in life. We find educational opportunities everywhere around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Riley Reid Video] |
7/6/14 |
One thing about the risque site, whether you love it or hate it, you’d have to agree that we maintain anything but garden variety adult insights on the web. Of course people almost never write in for gardening tips here, so there’s that. For the record, cumulatively we do happen to know quite a bit about gardening too, so if enjoying Rayveness leaves you less than completely fulfilled, bear that in mind. Sure, like that’s going to happen … [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Michael Ninn] |
7/4/14 |
People may choose to celebrate this anniversary of our nation’s birth any way they choose. After all, this date arises much less arbitrarily than that of, say, the birth of Jesus. What the heck, any excuse to watch people blow some stuff up, we always say. Our friends at 247AdultStars even pop by for the party, bearing their own “fetish” gifts, being such good sports about this whole independence thing and all. Come to think of it, when they come over to visit, they do actually drink tea — although they never offer us any. Could have something to do with that nearby harbor. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/1/14 |
To put a quick, fine point on it: Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker got nothing on Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Honestly, would you rather see big sweaty men with very large muscles grapple, or do topless women with very large breasts sound like more fun to you? Granted it may be More Tussle than Wrestle, but that hardly seems like the important distinction in this scenario. You say “Sean Michaels” to these two duos, and they’ll likely think of completely different people. What a grand world. … [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle ] |
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February 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/28/14 |
Our Head Writer ends her trilogy we call “Oui the People at AEE 2014” today, although for now she has resisted a growing movement suggesting she change her name from “D.Minion” to “B.Moaning” after reading her assessment of the younger adults targeting in the annual AVN convention. Fittingly we conclude with one of those Could be Hall of Fame performers, risqué favorite Tori Black. Tori may have been underrepresented at this year’s show, but she sure makes all of us want to buy a house with a pool. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Tori Black Video] |
2/24/14 |
Well, the Winter Olympics have now concluded leaving behind a few ecstatic individuals and the entire U.S. Figure Skating and Men’s Hockey teams wondering what the heck just happened. Bronco fans know how they feel, and being the helpful sort, a few of them put together a consideration of this year’s Best New Starlet contenders, most of whom also know exactly how many of us feel right now. They look a heck of a lot better feeling that way than we do, though. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Melody Jordan, Jodi Taylor, Raven Rockette, Casey Calvert, AJ Applegate, Cindy Starfall, Kennedy Leigh, Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Lacy Rose Video]
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2/21/14 |
For a moment there we began to wonder if the leaders of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team had been replaced by members of the Denver Broncos coaching staff. Then we realized that the women actually kept the championship game very close, so that couldn’t have been the problem. We will say that as Part II of D.Minion’s Convention Überview, though, we make it pretty easy to forget all about the Bronco coaches. Video featuring Celeste Star, Charlie Lain, Carli Banks, and Nevaeh make that quite possible. Throw in a little “Countrified Shayla LaVeaux” and you’ll be hyperventilating for an entirely different reason than silly old football players. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2014, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Shy Love, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Lain Video, Nevaeh Video, Carli Banks Video] |
2/19/14 |
You can spend your time considering various arguments on the merits of the Winter Olympics today. Or you can spend your time thanking Kirk for this impromptu Kristal Summers coverage — or more accurately uncoverage, technically. Of course that may not even be a real word, but you honestly won’t care in just a little bit. Call it a hunch. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video] |
2/17/14 |
An old adage can be very helpful. If it does not exactly help you understand a situation more clearly, at least it gives you a quick way to hide your ignorance of accurate details. Sometimes, however, they just don’t seem to apply — Age before beauty, for example. … What if you have both? What if you have always had both? Fortunately on Dee’s birthday we avoid odd questions like this and simply celebrate her. Simple is good, and Dee is excellent! [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Adaja Video] |
2/14/14 |
Top vote-getters amongst the staff for most romantic song to play for a loved one today tied between Wind Beneath My Wings and I Will Always Love You, although we did have someone choose AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long, so there’s that. At least this goes to show that we maintain our unique way of looking at things, a stance evidenced by the first of D.Minion’s AEE reports. She calls the three-part series Gestalt Vault this time around, mostly because she did not find “Cryptic Triptych” nearly as funny as some of us did. Hey, we like Dolly Parton songs; clearly we can’t be trusted as any sort of barometer of normalcy. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Tori Black, Charmane Star, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/10/14 |
Apparently some people take figure skating very seriously. So when you offer an innocent commentary on the current Olympic team, some people can get quite irritated, and claim we’re being mean. … Hey, it’s not our fault that one of them looks like she took her makeup clues from Tim Curry’s character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another one bears an eery resemblance to the human version of a hammerhead shark. They’re probably both kind, loving, wonderful people. But facts are facts, just like the hundredth of a second that can mean the difference between being remembered in the history books and being remembered only at your mom’s house. All in all, we decided Tiffany Mynx has a lot going for her, and she’s not in the least bit controversial. We will likely remember her for a very long time. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] |
2/6/14 |
Home, Home on the Range would be a lot more interesting if everyone could take Madison Chandler along for the ride. Covered Wagon. Mercedes. Whatever … Some people just make the journey a lot more enjoyable. When D.Minion talks about it, naturally, it can get a little weird, to go along with the enjoyable part, but who wants a boring path anyway? Besides who can avoid laughing with a belle from North Carolina tries to communicate with a chap from England? Giddyup! [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler Exclusive Video, Nikki Lee Young] |
2/3/14 |
You ever have one of those weekends where you simply cannot remember a darned thing? Well, we have decided to classify this past one in just such a fashion. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. We do have Shayla coming out of — or technically going into — the closet to help distract us, though. Some things you just don’t want to remember. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
December 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/28/13 |
For the final post of 2013 we offer you Dee sleeping on a couch with two miniature dachshunds. … Of course in a little bit she gets up and does a Cam Show with Kristal Summers, Mr. Marcus, and a Sybian — just in case you prefer to let sleeping dogs lie. Interestingly this little picture represents the only one that we could possibly show on the free side. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
12/25/13 |
We have learned that “Fame” — with a capital “F” naturally — only exists within a specified realm. Of course American Football has the most relevance to everyday life, as well as the future of civilization, so obviously we pay the most attention there. Given that introduction we will pay note to a “famous” American Sports Writer in Denver that opines, “Be naughty. Save Santa the trip.” … Quaint. But in our world Naughty is Nice. So apparently American Football is not everything. How can that be? [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
12/24/13 |
In the annals of “Good Golly We Almost Made it” … gosh, nothing noteworthy has ever happened. Despite all the ”We Love The World, and Ain’t Everyone Just Excellent” awards, sometimes people lose. that’s what makes life worth living. Were we those people, we would of course be properly penitent. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/22/13 |
Does anyone else think that the “Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” ought to have a trophy made out of bacon and cheese? With maybe some sour cream artfully surrounding the base? Can anyone see what hours and hours of doing computer code can do your brain when it finally takes a break and begins to absorb the college bowl season? Fortunately, Cytherea and many other comely lasses help us think about none of those inane questions. We’re not sure exactly where “inane” falls on a map, but we are certain we have fallen and cannot get up. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Brea Bennett Video, Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/18/13 |
New technology does not always mean better technology. Most of the time “improvements” make things easier, or perhaps more efficient, but sometimes that evolution drops certain capabilities that were honestly just wonderful. Of course one does not need to embrace technology to enjoy Kristal Summers, but as with most things, the more you understand, the more you can appreciate. ’Tis the season to feel a bit nostalgic, though, so we pause for a moment to think about … you know, nostalgic technology. Regardless, you pretty much want to embrace Kristal however you can. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
12/13/13 |
Ah but we do enjoy Friday the 13th around here. Of course when you can have eggnog too, well that just makes it extra special. Should someone spike that eggnog, however, one might be a little careful with the packaging. Considering the type of products we normally ship from our Erotic Catalogue, it would be sad if, say, mom and dad, got a “gift” intended for another person entirely. You know, hypothetically. Fortunately today, we have Shayla LaVeaux, Natalia Forrest, and Becca to help us stop thinking about packaging at all. We might still think about boxes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Becca Video, Natalia Forrest Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/11/13 |
Some days you may wonder how in the world we ended up with the conversation we did. Let’s face it: We do some pretty bizarre things around here sometimes. Other days, though, someone says, “Hey! I found a video orgy with Brittney Skye, Samantha Ryan, Brooke Haven, Cassie Courtland, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Rita Faltoyano, and, um, Angel Cassidy. Can we use that?” … And you say, “Of course.” … All things considered, some days being a leader are harder than others. [STAR TAGS: Angel Cassidy Exclusive Video, Brittney Skye Exclusive Video, Samantha Ryan Video, Brooke Haven Video, Cassie Courtland Video, Nadia Styles Video, Randi Wright Video, Rita Faltoyano Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/8/13 |
If you try to get shopping advice from a female Photoshop Geek, you might get some suggestions that border on strange — or else blast completely through strange so that they can homestead in truly bizarre. Should, however, said Photoshop Geek happen to work in the adult industry, well, at least you will also get some excellent illustrations. If you like your pictures more in the moving variety, you can ignore all that and just enjoy a little HD with London Keyes and Elexis Malone. Spelling doesn’t count. Looks do. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, London Keys Video, Elexis Malone Video] |
12/4/13 |
We get pretty darned busy around here, but we don’t usually misplace coverage of Dee on Set with a fellow named “Pussyman” for twelve full years … plus. One the other hand, at least we found it. As with many things we were not really looking for it when we made the discovery, but we have now decided to keep not looking for stuff on a regular basis. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Chloe Amour Video, Lily Lust Video, Savannah Fox Video, Angelina Chung Video, Kimber Day Video, Katerina Moss Video, Roxxie Silver Video, Percilla Riclof Video] |
12/2/13 |
Ah, the holiday season has come upon us. Of course in this industry a lot of different people enjoy a lot of different things coming upon them, but we like holidays too. And as we anticipate the decisions regarding important changes we all decide we need every new year, Shayla LaVeaux drops by with some AVN Hall of Fame insights for any of you thinking about a career out here with the rest of us crazy people. We too provide critical contributions by basically saying, “Yeah, what she said.” … You go with your strengths in life. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Serenity, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price, Asia Carrera Video, Kelly Jaye Video] |
November 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/28/13 |
Wow. For the first time in a really long time a major religious celebration falls on Thanksgiving. Of course the fact that we had to call a friend in order to get the spelling correct for “Chanukah” might indicate that some of us failed the religious fervor standard this week. On the other hand, we do understand that this means at least a good percentage of the Brits will be celebrating with us today, and for some reason they don’t usually do that on Thanksgiving. Weird. … We have our own special party on tap, though, with Kylie, Kaylan, and Cytherea — and we promise you will not have to wait until 2165 to enjoy them again. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dee Video, Serenity Video, Kristal Summers Video, Alexis DeVell, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price] |
11/24/13 |
Oddly enough, we actually have a “Fox in a Box” on tap today, or at least once you see more of Chantelle Fox, you will likely want to tap her. Whatever. … You might also learn a little bit more about some of the Risque Tributaries in our history, about which you may or may not care, in all likelihood. The odds of you not appreciating Shayla as she explores “Sage Before Booty” seem very low, however. You should probably take a chance. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Juli Ashton, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca, Chantelle Fox Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
11/18/13 |
Acceding to the wishes of a slight, but occasionally vocal, minority of paid members, D.Minion and her also slight, but pretty much always vocal, “chickadees” have decreed that we need make effort to publish “smaller” updates on occasion. Apparently the risque ladies believe that people have other things to do in life besides enjoying, in this case, Kristal Summers, Becca, and Cytherea. That seems weird, right? Can that be true? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Becca, Cytherea] |
11/14/13 |
Profanity, at least according to mom, represents the efforts of a feeble mind to express itself. While we hate to argue with mom, sometimes, “Oh, darn” just doesn’t seem to capture the mood accurately. That said, when you have Kristal Summers around to help you feel better, a certain profane word might come to mind as both a verb and an exclamation. [STAR TAGS: Sophia, Renna Ryan, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Kasey Storm Video, Kristal Summers Video, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com] |
11/12/13 |
Eight times as many people will get married today as one could normally expect, simply because of the whole 11-12-13 thing. This would make it easier to remember one’s anniversary, probably, but considering the divorce rate these dates, perhaps a countdown symmetry would seem more appropriate. Interestingly enough, no matter which way we count around here, we still come up with a bevy of sexually adventurous women. Come to think of it, were more women inclined this way, perhaps that would increase the marriage rate. Or maybe the divorce rate. We really can’t be sure. [STAR TAGS: Becca Video] |
11/7/13 |
Over the years we have become friends with a lot of people honestly ahead of their time. Truth be told, we have met a great many more people that could be so far ahead of their time as to make their connection with contemporary society essentially meaningless, but they seem to be happy too, so who would we be to judge? We have chosen a simple path filled with porn stars of myriad personality — many times several of them in the same star — but again, why be critical? Why not just enjoy a little retrospect on a Carrera that never needed the “Turbo” to be darned impressive. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video] |
11/5/13 |
If we torment a member of the Risque Crew ourselves, that would be just fine, naturally, but we cannot have circumstances beyond our control make poor Uncle Gibby weep. On the off chance that there might one or two of you out there that do not care one whit that the Mighty Packers lost at home to the arch-rival Bears last night, well, you may find an entirely different kind of solace in our mood-brightening efforts today. As D.Minion says often, “We just want everyone to be happy.” If we have to employ Anais, Dee, and beer to accomplish that goal, well, we are up to the task. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Sandee Westgate Video, Anais Exclusive Video] |
11/2/13 |
You know what the world really needs more of if at all possible? Right! … Porn Awards Shows. … We need to give potentially short-sighted young adults the chance to feel really, really bad about themselves because they did not win a trophy celebrating their expertise at oral sex. … That said, if they are going to have more Awards Shows, at least they should handle them as did the veteran professionals with the Sex Awards recently. Considering our reputation for being outside the lines — even within an industry itself way outside the lines — you may not find it surprising to know that we vote for Julia Ann. The fact that Julia Ann did not technically have a nomination did not dissuade us in the least. … We’re pretty hard to dissuade, truth be told. [STAR TAGS: 2013 Sex Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann Video] |