Filed Under: Cheyenne Silver

May 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/09	The team has been working overtime doing another of those “Uh-Oh, D.Minion’s on set all day with women she likes” kinds of posts. If you’ve been around a while, you know what that means — pages and pages of story, 330 some odd photographs, and a collection of DM’s unusual videos. Still, it’s Paola Rey, Marie Luv, Jasmine Byrne … and some males. (They’re props. We don’t pay much attention to them.) We figure you might need the weekend to work your way through this one. Start with some coffee … and if it goes on long enough, switch to beer. Beautiful women and fermented beverages. God Bless America. [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Jasmine Byrne, Marie Luv, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
5/25/09	We’ve been shooting like crazy around here, putting new deals together, and generally playing with porn stars. Well Maverick’s got a clever and expanding section over in 247AdultStars that we just felt like we needed to draw some attention to. After all, who doesn’t like breasts? If you don’t like breasts, you should just skip this one. You might think about contacting a medical professional too. You’re not well. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video]
5/19/09	Most porn companies probably don’t send out memos something to the effect of, “Can you remember the name of a poet who just strung together nonsensical strings of words without even the pretense of sentences?” And then again, most porn companies would not then have received guesses from across the world as to the elusive name of the author. As for the fellow presumably in charge, he couldn’t remember either, but seemed to reject the most popular choices of Lewis Carroll (Jabberwocky) and Geoffrey Chaucer (although pretty much everything written that long ago sounds peculiar). On the upside, at least we were able to explain how Capri Anderson and our continued dedication toward new technological skills tied in to this seemingly obscure question, so that was a bonus. As you’ll hear clearly for yourselves, should you peruse this post, of course, Capri does state clearly that she “was a Go-Go Dancer for Opium” … although we should probably mention that she may [does] mean a night club in Miami. Holding the bizarre local record, “Steve” responded that he didn’t have time to think about this question because he needed to build a chicken coop. Fearless Leader pretty much just got distracted by that concept and all that it could portend as he wandered away. Never underestimate the job security inherent in bewildering the bosses. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Moods Productions, Capri Anderson Video, Exclusive Video]
5/16/09	A really bad pun may not surprise you if you have much experience around here at all, but if it makes the anticipation less tense, even real groaners are pretty easy to ignore when you have Cheyenne Silver around to distract you. Now technically, we suppose, we should at least mention that today’s written diversion actually takes place in the life of Dee, but we’ll explain all of that inside. To put it as succinctly and keenly as possible: It’s complicated. [FEATURED TAGS: The Nooner, Dee, Cheyenne Silver, D.Minion]
5/13/09	Goodness gracious we have Lively Feminine Quirkiness on tap today, courtesy of Steve. (We should note that for years and years he has been “SteveD” on the site, since for years we had a “SteveH” here too. SteveH has now been gone for years and years now, and at the AEE 2009 convention SteveD officially requested that he be “just Steve” from now on. We suggested that he might sorry should newer members start confusing him with SteveH in some of the older stories herein, but then we realized that we learned to be kind to our elders, so now he’s Officially Just Steve. … To tell you the truth, we don’t have that many elders left, so it did seem appropriate. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Steve]
5/8/09	After all these years of publishing on the web, you’d think we’d run out of different ways to handle the articles. Of course we don’t usually have Kylie submit 6,000+ words either, so we decided to conclude her Relative Violation account with the input of a second editor. Now while that may not be completely apparent to the novice member here, we can assure that this event raised more than a few eyebrows here at the office. Of course even if you do notice the switch, you can always just pretend you didn’t. Feigned ignorance seems to be a common strategy in life. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Exclusive Audio, Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Phaedra Alexis, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]
5/5/09	You’ll find it quite important to celebrate Cinco de Mayo today, not because you really believe that it’s the actual Mexican Independence Day (which it’s not), or because you think our old friend Lola is Mexican (which she is not), or even because you think all pithy Redneck insights stem from individual dances with a bottle of tequila (which they might, actually). You will want to celebrate because … why not? And if you’d just use that philosophy for other times in your life, like for days that end in “y” or something, you’d probably be a lot happier. So there you have it. [FEATURED TAGS: Lola Video, Exclusive Video]
5/2/09	Let’s say that concepts such as “feral kitty” and “harmlessly disturbing” might pique your interest. How about the sentence, “So there I am on the bathroom floor, scarfing down a banana as I rinse out my ass …” ? How about “carbonated urine allure” ? Well, you’re in for a treat today, as Kylie Ireland drops by with a special report on Violation — a category into which none of the aforementioned concepts even fall, strangely enough. Forget “The Good Life” . Shoot for the Weird One. … You can also begin an exclusive (and atypically long) interview between D.Minion and Kylie that pretty much reinforces the Weird One concept all the way around, if you want to know the truth. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Exclusive Audio, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Phaedra Alexis, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]

Stars:Capri Anderson| Cheyenne Silver| Dee| Jasmine Byrne| Keri Windsor| Kylie Ireland| Lola| Marie Luv| Michael Ninn| Paola Rey| Phaedra Alexis| Sandie Caine| Shayla LaVeaux

Year:2009

Month:May

November 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/08	Ah, the holiday season begins, and we’ve all the more reason to party with porn stars. As it turns out, though, even way over in “Merry Ol’ England” one needs to be a bit careful about distinguishing between what people say and what we can actually expect. On the other hand, when Mav attended such a learning experience over in London earlier this month, he at least got to spend some time with beautiful women he’d previously not met, and he got to drink a lot of beer. There are worse days. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars]
11/27/08	Sometimes tradition for the sake of tradition can be really silly (at best), but when you get the chance to watch the worst team in the NFL play the best (arguably) team in the NFL, you can really understand why all those settlers braved the severe conditions, battles, and other hardships to stake a claim for this wonderful country. In keeping with our own traditional spirit of Giving Thanks, in our own unique way, we’re offering up our own Best Wishes to all of you before we retreat to post-gluttony stupor. Should you wish to feed, imbibe, or otherwise entertain yourselves before consuming the wonder we have to offer today, however, we will tell you that the thumbnail below has nothing really to do with the post, even though small dogs do tend to be among the things D.Minion feels most thankful about. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy Thanksgiving!]
11/26/08	Post Scripts have never been a big part of the risqué site, and by that we mean that to our knowledge we’ve never done one before, but a degree of uncharacteristic efficiency in the office mandated the approach today. Before D.Minion had technically completed her story of Shayla, Juli, et. al. in Head Trip an adventurous little beaver had gone ahead and compiled the report for upload and then posted it. Consequently we’ve found ourselves in the position of needing to provide the aforementioned Post Script as a solution. After all, it would hardly seem fitting to criticize eager beavers on an adult site. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Rebecca Lord, Telore, Danielle Rogers, Nici Sterling, Chloe, Alicia, Keri Windsor, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/24/08	After many, many moons Minion Maverick has meandered back. During his hiatus forced by the ever-so-capable and friendly ISP company in the U.K., though, he did manage to cook up a collection of newly refined skills to aid his web presentations. … Sadly, he did seem to forget all the basic steps he used to actually make posts work, but after some time (and perhaps some recreational taunting) we did manage to get Mav’s latest KazB Bonanza off the ground. Interestingly we did have some “parts left over” when we finished and not being ones to waste leftover naked lady bits, we’ve included them for you here. … Three weeks away and he can’t remember a thing. No wonder the Revolution was tough for them. By the time the boats got to the US coast, they forgot what they were fighting about. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]
11/22/08	Our Dear D.Minion can lock onto a tangent with the best of them, but when the divergence involves Shayla, well, let’s just say we don’t complain very much. A couple of weeks ago our support email received an inquiry about whether or not our quaint online catalog had a specific movie maybe lying around that wasn’t listed in the database. Well, DM happened to find one and not only did we get a happy customer, but you all get to take a peek too. Without getting into overly deep waters here, we will say that if you have to go on a Head Trip, this is exactly as far as you want to go in D.Minion’s. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
11/19/08	Don’t you just love it when kind acts have an otherwise useful result as well? Over the years we’ve found that when benevolence can involve Shayla LaVeaux and her wonderful ability to be a role model (whether clothed or not, as it turns out), well, it just makes for a pretty dandy day. As days go, try to have a bunch of dandy ones. … There’s a Shayla philosophy we can live with too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]
11/13/08	Ironically, Customer Service in the U.K. (at least in London) seems not to involve being overly concerned with either one. After three weeks without a DSL (or phone!) connection, Maverick has finally secured an internet connection once again, and in his honor, D.Minion offers up her brief look at one of Mav’s 247AdultStars.com shoots of Kristal Summers — not in her briefs, if you want to get technical about it. As an aside, Dear Maverick now has much, much work to do, indeed you might consider him dervish; and merely thinking about a dervish Englishman just brings a smile to your face, doesn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
11/8/08	Pundits say that this past Presidential Election will have marked historical significance because “you will always remember where you were when Barack Obama became President.” Now we’re including this bit of information not because this pundit theory actually demonstrates any sort of keen insight, but rather because you just don’t get to say the word “pundit” very often in life, and so you should always take advantage of the opportunity when it presents itself. For her part, D.Minion recalls well the time when she discovered hard core adult entertainment, which happens to be a bit more on topic today, as she discovers anew her joy with Juli Ashton and Charlie. At least she’s a well-rounded pundit; that’s a bonus. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Charlie Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
11/5/08	Well, that was an unusual election, right? Most of us around here have lived long enough to understand the surreal feeling that swept the nation when the results actually became final last night, and for the younger members of our team we released an Official Memo that covers their situation quite succinctly: They have to be quiet until they’re at least 30. We’ll cover the political insights that surfaced on the set last week in a future post, be we will say that Charlie Laine had some of the most logical takes on our socio-economic position, gay rights, and even religion in general. Gosh it was good to talk to Charlie. … Naturally that got us to thinking about the dear lass, and that got us to remembering old friends in general, and that got us to today’s diversion to all the “What the heck happened to the Republicans, and whose fault is it?” discussions littering the networks and the web. So take some time off and let the unreal feelings sort of set in as you watch Charlie doing naked standup and Georgia Adair and Cheyenne Silver doing — well — naked lie down. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Georgia Adair, Charlie Laine Video]
11/1/08	The day after Halloween serves perhaps not so much as a “holiday” for adults as a “respite” for us. And being the People in Power in a domestic situation has its advantages, as we find ourselves in a wonderful position to decide exactly which candy items the brood must offer up as a “tax” — whether justified or not. … And now you know why some crazy people want to run for public office in America: They can get our best candy any time they want to. … Nevertheless, it still seems like a pretty sucky job compared to at least some of ours, and so we thought we’d give you a bit of a serious respite from the innumerable political commercials currently littering the airwaves by celebrating the workplace. Oh, and if you’re wondering how you can tell this post qualifies as a Halloween party, it’s quite simple really: Karlie Montana wore an orange and black outfit to work. Our final bit of advice: Try to have your candy and eat it too. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Karlie Montana, Lorraine Sisco, Sandie Caine Video, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video]

June 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/28/08	You know, when we called Maverick yesterday to joyously tell him about the new Kristal Summers post from his trip here, he said, “Hey! Remember that I was going to announce the new Kristal videos on 247 and I made you screen grabs for Carol so you could put that part on risqué and talk about it too?” … And then we said something like, “Oh, yeah. That’s right. … Um. … BYE.” (Sometimes the Brits just don’t seem to understand the whole joyous appreciation of life thing. Have you noticed?) … So anyway we might be putting up this Kristal solo in the wrong order, but it won’t matter much in the long run. Brits may not be the most joyous folks, but Americans can flat rewrite History with the better than most anyone. [FEATURED TAGS: 247 AdultStars.com, Kristal Summers]
6/27/08	Well, it’s summertime for sure, and although perhaps not technically “easy” these days, it sure beats the heck out of the alternative. Besides, one of our favorite philosophies has always been, “If it were easy, anyone could do it.” … That said, Kristal Summers offers up a little proof that it’s a nice way for a white bedding, and any time you can get a solo Kristal into the same paragraph with Billy Idol and George and Ira Gershwin, well it seems like a pretty successful day all the way around to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
6/22/08	“Titillating” seems to be a reasonable goal around here, and sometimes we even manage to accomplish that without resorting to the obvious pun references the word implies. Theoretically we set out today to allow you members to see a much more visual distinction between the “Las” Vegas Adult Convention and the “Los” Angeles Adult Convention. D.Minion provides some highlights of the former while we wait for Lon on the latter. Now the LA part this year involved trips to (count ’em) three new restaurants, though, including one rather lavish buffet, albeit perhaps not up to Las Vegas standards. We will see. Those of you that have been around awhile will know how much Lon appreciates a good meal, and will consequently understand the labor-intensiveness of his current assignment. Then, as current events have a way of doing around here, more titillation has been ensuing, and we’re helpless to avoid its pull. At the very least, we entertain ourselves. But feel free to pop along for the ride. It’s always interesting. (That’s a Chinese curse, right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Stephanie Swift, Belladonna, Kylie Ireland Audio, Jessica Drake Audio, Exclusive Audio, D.Minion]
6/18/08	We have a “Wilde” “Trinity” (with a triptych) today. And we even lay out our insightful version of the simple “Vachs” at risqué . Sometimes it’s confusing enough just saying what it is; have you ever noticed that? It may, however, lead to simpler understanding as you go through life. Thus, you may feel free to spend the rest of the week asking, “What it is?” to everyone you meet. At the very least you’ll amuse yourselves, and if that’s not the mark of a supremely successful life, we certainly can’t think of what it might be. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kylie Wilde, Trinity]
6/15/08	Sadly, as a result of the recent major earthquake, one of the giant pandas at the Wolong Research Center in China lost its life. As do people throughout the world the children of the land love the pandas, prompting one distraught youngster to question which fine animal passed away. “Who died, papa? Which one was it? Papa, papa, who?” … At least this was how one of the major networks here reported the news. Probably because of time constraints the network cut away before airing the father’s reply, but we’re pretty sure it went something along the lines of “Papa, papa who? Mao Mao.” (… And if you know how to pronounce the most famous leader of the People’s Republic of China to date, and know a little American popular music history, well, it won’t make that the most impressive joke you’ve ever heard, but it will help a lot with understanding it.) … Fortunately today we’re taking a video look at our old friend Cheyenne Silver, and we’re not even mentioning a thing about natural disasters anymore. Still, it’s good to remain at least somewhat aware of world events, and it is Father’s Day, so we had to at least mention dads out there. (Besides, they might know The Beach Boys in China.) [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Exclusive Video]
6/10/08	Well, we have to start somewhere, so we might as well start with the artistic angle, right? Or maybe we should start with the bizarre. That’s always fun. … Or we could show off some fancy Photoshop collages too; that would be nice, as would a custom video segment showing off the general weirdness of our existence. Those are always popular. … So that’s how we started bright and early this morning, and then we figured out that we’re in LA, and we just got back from Erotica LA …. And that pretty much ties together all these things. OK. So it’s not earth-shattering logic, but we’re really a lot better after a few cups of coffee. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
6/5/08	Ah, but we love the BTS footage. We find it a wonderful way to really see not so much what movie sets are like (because even if you’ve never been on one you’ve probably seen enough clips on television to pretty much know what they’re like) but because this type of footage gives the most accurate capture of the moods of the actors and actresses at a precise moment in time. (And you’ve probably seen enough clips on television to know that those little moods are nothing if not volatile too.) As is his now tradition, Maverick has also put together some screen grabs for Carol, since she still can’t see video on the web, as most of you probably know even if you’re not a member. By our estimation, Mav’s either a very nice man, has a not-so-secret crush on Carol … or he just thinks it would be very handy to marry an American. … For today, color us cynical and entertained. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Faith Leon, Daisy Marie, Kellemarie, Nevaeh, Exclusive Video]
6/2/08	Oh, we’re learning a lot today. We have a functional display of the typical interaction between the Homo sapien male and female. We investigate the inherent quirkiness of cab drivers around the world. We highlight a bit of the cultural differences just the distance of one ocean can create, oh, and we talk about the weather. All in all, just consider it another day of Maverick Adventures with Isabella Kay. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Isabella Kay Video, Exclusive Video]

Stars:Belladonna| Cheyenne Silver| Daisy Marie| Faith Leon| Inari Vachs| Isabella Kay| Jessica Drake| Kellemarie| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland Audio| Kylie Wilde| Lorraine Sisco| Nevaeh| Stephanie Swift| Trinity

Year:2008

Month:June

December 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/29/07	We read an “Old English” saying the other day that seems particularly appropriate for our little group on occasion. “Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord, and it makes you miss him.” … Now we have traveled all over the world, and we don’t think that this philosophy necessarily applies just to the Brits, even though today’s post does happen to involve a few of them rather substantially. We call it Pending Nuptials … or Impending Doom. We’re not really sure which, to tell you the truth. [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
12/25/07	Now it wouldn’t be a typical Christmas Greeting if we didn’t have something special for the members, now would it? OK. Usually they’re attached to some really bad puns, but you’ve probably come to expect that by now. Of course this year you’re all getting a very special gift by all of us in the office … and Lon, oddly enough. And Lon didn’t even know he was getting you anything, probably. But he’s been after us for some time to pop up all of those little images on the video wall out on the free side, and we’ve finally managed to make him happy. You can now look up all those little bitty pictures and see the “full versions” along with a caption that explains it. Get yourself some eggnog, as there are 116 “pages” here, but it should make for a dandy way to spend some time after you’ve given up on your new electronics and such. Oh, and what do you think this photo represents, you may ask? … Simple. [FEATURED TAGS: Video Wall, Santa] Presence ‘Neath the Tree.
12/21/07	We’re taking a break for what has been a whirlwind of “code” just to look at some pretty girls … and provide a little educational spark too, as you’d expect. If you want our unbiased (clearly) opinion, we should all try to get some Santa’s Helpers that look like Kristal Steal and Sky. Heck, we wouldn’t even care if they were naughty … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Steal, Sky]
12/16/07	Having your football team only score 13 points isn’t necessarily bad – unless the opposing team happens to score 31, of course. And having all of this happen on Thursday, meaning they won’t be playing on Sunday at all really makes it worse. Of course we’ve seen the writing on the wall this year for some time and have been hoping for losses equaling better draft positions next year, but nobody seems to be listening to us about that. … So if you’re not going to listen to us either, you might as well not listen to us about Isabella Kay. You can just look at the pictures. Call it IK in the UK. [FEATURED TAGS: Isabella Kay, Maverick]
12/14/07	We’re going with the simple collage approach today – well as simple as one can be when populated with Dee and Anais and the video replay of their Cam Show, that is. Actually we’re getting good enough at the approach that we asked D.Minion if this means we can get an advanced “collage” degree. As it turns out, former school teachers could use a better sense of humor, unless a moan is a good thing in literary criticism. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Exclusive Video]
12/09/07	Think pristine beaches (like in Jamaica), warm breezes (also like in Jamaica), cold beer (like many places, but Jamaica is good too), beautiful naked women (like Dee, Kristal Summers, Becca, Juli Ashton, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, and Inari Vachs – in Jamaica) … and some guy taking pictures. … Right! … We think we’re going with Cam Man Too. (Sorry, Mr. Seger.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Dee, Kristal Summers, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]
12/7/07	So we’re discussing someone who has named herself “Porn Princess Christina” today, and she’s not in the porn business. She doesn’t even intend to be, at least at this point in her young life. Still she’s a big porn fan, has lots of like-minded female friends (who bear a remarkable resemblance to an old friend of ours, actually) and she represents perhaps an updated version of the porn consumer. Of course the “Old Boys and Corporations” that primarily run this business probably won’t notice, but maybe some day they’ll become members too, and then they’ll know everything y’all do. One should always keep hoping after all, if nothing else for Divine inspiration like we have today too (from Wendy). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Porn Princess Christina, Exclusive Video]
12/3/07	Oh, Goodie! … (Don’t you just love experiences that start with this exclamation?) … Well today’s experiences features an honest to goodness solo scene from Suzie Best – (finally) provided by Maverick. Such was the giving mood over in the U.K. that Mav even remembered Dear Reader Carol, who still can’t manage that whole video over the web thing. … Maybe we should all get together and chip in to get Carol broadband for the coming year. … NAW. What if some other potential good deed comes up and we’ve already wasted ours for the year? That would suck. [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Stars:Anais| Becca| Cheyenne Silver| Dee| Inari Vachs| Isabella Kay| Juli Ashton| Kristal Steal| Kristal Summers| Porn Princess Christina| Sky| Suzie Best| Wendy Divine

Year:2007

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