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April 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/16 Madison Ivy AgainOccam’s razor gets used to explain all sorts of different things in all sorts of highly complex situations. Of course Occam’s razor could also have helped him remove the hair from his face every morning, which does not always turn out to be a simple thing, depending upon the sharpness of the razor. See how confusing life can get? Fortunately, we just went with the simple explanation today. When you have Madison Ivy, how complicated do you really need to get after all? [STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video]
4/29/16 Madison Ivy

ReelRisque

Student Loan Alternatives

[STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video]
4/28/16 Dee and Kristal SummersWe have an NFL DRAFT PREDICTION: At no point over the next three days will you hear a team executive say, “Yeah, we really wanted this other guy, but somebody already took him. Then our second choice was gone too, so we took this third guy. He’s OK, I guess.” … Some of us have no idea how this move into voluntary indentureship can be fun to watch, but others do not understand how it cannot. Fortunately we all agree that Kristal Summers and Dee frolicking naked around the office provide excellent diversion, whether waiting for some commissioner to announce something or not. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
4/24/16 Ashlyn Molloy

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Jayden Cole – Devyn Heart – Cytherea – Kylie Nicole – Ashlyn Molloy – Aubrey Addams

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/23/16 Inari Vachs and Cheyenne SilverSome quick Wikipedia research — which of course means the information could never, ever be wrong — led to us learning that the “Saturday Night at the Movies” concept debuted in 1961, well before almost everyone alive was even born certainly. Well, things theoretically evolved when everything went “Live” a decade and a half later, and they’re still doing that, so they must be happy. For our part, we decided to do our own twist on this celebratory weekend night. While we do not debut with Marilyn Monroe, we do have Inari Vachs and Cheyenne Silver who, let’s be honest, have significant fewer inhibitions than even the famous Ms. M. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Dee, Jewell Marceau, Michele Morgan]
4/22/16 Dee on a Jamacan BeachOur leader has a special day in absentia today, so we called and asked the secret to his success so far. He said, “I learned as a young lad that it’s ‘Faster horses. Younger women. Older whiskey, and more money,’ although I will say that as you get older the order of the importance of those things may change.” … Naturally that made little sense to most of us, but happy is happy, so we went with it. So celebrate Cumpleaños del Jefe with us today, or if that means nothing to you, just enjoy the really excellent music and the stunning gallery of Dee on the beach. (She is not an old philosopher, of course.) [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Dee, Michael Ninn]
4/20/16 Shayla LaVeaux

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And the Thunder Rolls

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4/18/16 Holly Kiss

247AdultStars

No Bush in This Garden

[STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/17/16 Ruby Reyes

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Cameron Dee – Ruby Reyes – Erica Lauren – Vicky Vixen – Kirsten Price – Alice Lighthouse

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/15/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Plea to Please

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4/14/16 Heidi Mayne

ReelRisque

Sexy on the Mayne

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4/10/16 Francesca Le

GingerLynn

Roxy Jezel – Missy Martinez – Francesca Le – Maya Hills – Allison Moore – Kylie Nicole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/9/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

In Ginger We Lust (#20)

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4/8/16 Jassie & Eric Masterson

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The Do Tell Hotel | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video]
4/6/16 Cheyenne Silver and Inari VachsSometimes it can take so long to explain a thing that by the time you’re done you’re not really sure if you have even explained that there is a thing. Of course silly things like linear reasoning have never really bogged us down too much around here, and bottom line we’re introducing a new “Full Movie Feature” at Risqué, so most people will probably just skip all the words trying to get to Cheyenne Silver anyway. In our inimitable — perhaps because people never really try to imitate us — fashion, we call it Mucking with the Muckity-Mucks. If you decide you have some extra time to worry about something, maybe put us on that list. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Felecia Video, Allysin Chaynes Video, Laurie Holmes Video, Liza Harper Video, Melissa Hill Video, Randi Rage Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Becca]
4/3/16 Nikki Phoenix

GingerLynn

Carrie – Rebecca Bardoux – Elizabeth Starr – Ariella Ferrera – Nikki Phoenix – Kimberly Chi

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/1/16 The Ginger Lynn PlanSome days you have an editorial plan, and after executing it you all just sit back and wonder at the marvel of its flawless implementation. Other times the effort results in more of a quizzical approach as one of you has the courage to say, “Golly, didn’t see that coming when we started the day.” Of course April Fool’s represents the perfect day for just such a result, so we went with it. We have Uncle Gibby, Lord Byron, and Elvis Presley. No joke. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Divalicious Video, Drew Hurlie video, Envy Mi video, Ivy Leaguez video, Lyla Lei Video]
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August 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/14

Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn]

Paola Rey
8/30/14

Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair
8/27/14

Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore]

Dee, When She May
8/23/14

Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video]

Kristal Summers & Tanya Danielle
8/20/14

We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video]

All the Ladies Go Oui, Oui ... WHEE!
8/14/14

If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Juli Ashton and Dee
8/11/14

Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video]

Cytherea, Not Being Blamed for Anything
8/8/14

Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent]

Kristal Summers
8/3/14

There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn]

Anais
8/1/14

You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!]

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