4/30/02 | The word “Euphoria” evokes a great many emotions. Very low on that list are 22-hour work days, near death experiences, and performing oral sex on someone who pauses to regurgitate. Somehow, though, all of these elements combined to make Wicked Picures’ Euphoria by far the top award winning video of last year. D.Minion was on set to document some of the seeming disasters and take 50 pictures of beautiful women in various stages of undress. For those of you that are new to her, that is precisely D.Minion’s definition of Euphoria … Go see why. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Felecia, Ava Vincent, Sydnee Steele, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion] |
4/29/02 | We thought we’d best get back to something a little more normal around here, and then we thought, “What’s normal in this office?” Considering that not too much occurs around here that anyone would call “normal” in any conventional sense of the term, we decided to just stop that train of thought real speedy quicko. Then we thought, “Well, Night Calls is sort of normal.” So we went and posted D.Minion’s latest insights into the show. Check out Night Calls from February 20th, 2002, and then let us know if you can think of anything else that’s even sort of normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, D.Minion] |
4/27/02 | In a stark break from tradition, we’ve come up with some personal insight into an actual news item. You may have seen on the evening news, or are going to see on the evening news, or would have seen if you had watched the evening news, an item about a biker-gang shooting in the vacation town of Laughlin, Nevada. It happened at 2:15 in the morning at the casino in “Harrah’s.” This year marked the 20th anniversary of the “Laughlin River Run” attended by Harley Davidson enthusiasts from around the country. This year marked Playboy TV’s first connection with the festivities. This year was unfortunately the first marred by death and serious injury, which had absolutely nothing to do with Playboy TV, but had to do with something we absolutely don’t understand. Inari Vachs tells a tale of irony and attempting to keep a humorous mood in the aftermath. We cope as we can in Late Breaking Nudes — the tale of her trip and its surreal escape from the tiny town along the Arizona border. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight] |
4/26/02 | While we’re on the webcast steamroller, we thought we’d offer up another peek at the fine performances put on by Devinn Lane in her shows. D.Minion dropped by when Kristal was Devinn’s guest, and, well, the predictable happened. What actually surprised us is how different Kristal looked as a blonde. She wants us to take a poll so you can let her know which look you prefer. We should mention that if you pick blonde, though, we’ll all make fun of you … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
4/22/02 | It’s the boss man’s birthday today, so everybody gets to go home before midnight. Yeah! Well, everyone except those of us who happen to have the responsibility for putting up this posting. Dang, I’ll probably miss all the jalapeño poppers and be left with American beer. Hey … wait a minute … I’m in a closed office filled with porn and a file cabinet with the home phone numbers of porn stars … Change of plans: I’m staying here and looking at the cool pictures from Juli’s Screen Playagain … Then maybe I’ll make some phone calls. D.Minion and I will be the ones that don’t have a hangover tomorrow. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Charlie, Rayveness, Taren Steele, Vicca] |
4/19/02 | It had to happen. It was only a matter of time. We’ve finally completely lost our collective mind. We’ll miss it. In an amazingly unimportant posting we give all of you a chance to spend a day at Universal Studios, Hollywood, with Georgia (and Emily). At least we have the decency to show you some naked pictures of her first, and we make it really easy for you to skip the touristy stuff entirely. We’re crazy, but we’re not mean. See our “Reasons to have Georgia on your mind.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Julia Ann] |
4/18/01 | It appears to be Kristal Summers Day around here as she’s breaking in the new cam system with her virgin solo appearance. She’s updated her journal, and D.Minion has given us a look at Kristal, and more than just a look, at our old buddy Shayla. This one’s for you, Pat. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, D.Minion] |
4/16/02 | Juli pops in with a double feature from Ashton View’s Buried TreasureandConsenting Adults. In the latest “Grab Bag” installment, Juli lets us in on some behind the camera facts about the Playboy TV series Essentially Juli, and then she lets us in on some in front of the camera antics with Heaven Leigh and Ted Hunter, and then Juli, Alexandra Silk, and our (then new) friend Devinn Lane party on. The behind the camera trivia is interesting; the on-camera antics are very interesting. It’s good to be Juli. It’s almost as good to be a member … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Heaven Leigh, Devinn Lane, Alexandra Silk] |
4/15/02 | On this very special day in America, we at Adult Diary are going out on a limb and giving you something decidedly NON-Taxing. We have so many pictures of Inari and Dee having their way with two fortunate fellows that you’ll probably even forget about income tax entirely. Even if you don’t forget, it makes the pain a lot easier, as the girls “bare” some for you. Fortunately the 100 pictures are a lot better than our jokes … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs] |
4/8/02 | While we’re shuffling through the umpteen thousand photographs that result from D.Minion being on a distant continent with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele for two weeks, we thought we’d take a little time out for some self satisfaction. Well, we’ll show you some self satisfaction, and you can do as you please from that point. This is Keri’s Dandy Diddle from Darling, and we thought that up all by ourselves. More importantly, it’s our old friend, and beautiful woman, Keri Windsor: Tie one on! … Then buy the movie here. (That way D.Minion will quit bugging us to plug her catalogue.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor] |
4/5/02 | D.Minion’s back with Night Calls from February 6th, yeah! It turned out to be the last show for regular “Call Girls” Inari and Dee. BOO! Despite the idiots that made this lame-brained decision at Playboy TV, the show was entertaining and involved a roll-around sex swing, hot oil massages, and the luscious Jessica Drake. It’s almost enough to make you forget the cold shafting that our friends Inari and Dee got. It’s at least enough to make you want to read the story and see what all the spanking was about … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath Video, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jessica Drake, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
4/2/02 | Inari’s up for some major new positions with Playboy TV, and while she was over to talk about our strategy, we got to looking through some picture files we hadn’t seen in awhile. We “found” our old friend Michele Morgan, well, Inari “found” her to a very different degree than I did, but it was fun to watch. This series will take a little while to post, but let’s just start with On Bed with Michele Morgan. Then we’ll let Inari take the lead. [FEATURED TAGS: Michele Morgan, Risque News Insight] |
4/1/02 | On the beginning of this post-Easter week we take a moment to reflect amidst a typically appropriate insight from Deb. Deb’s turning a new page on Deb’s Diary now, and we’re going to miss her a lot around here. I couldn’t think of a better way to say goodbye than to “rerun” my personal favorite of all the wild and wacky Deb’s Diary entries. I encourage you to seek her out, and support her wherever she ends up. I encourage you to stay with us, too, though. Basically, we’re just an encouraging lot around here. Don’t turn around, or you’ll turn to salt because, as members know … “Jesus is the Marshmallow.” Bye Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Jesus is the Marshmallow] |
Filed Under: Jessica Drake
March 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/30/02 | It’s truly awe-inspiring to see what a true professional can do. It doesn’t hurt if that professional happens to be beautiful and naked at the time either. In this “Risque” flashback, as it were, we spend Sixty Seconds with Shayla LaVeaux. We’re confident in assuming that you’ll be spending a little more time than that. Call it hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
3/27/02 | We’re honestly a little afraid going into this one. D.Minion drops in with a nice little story about how Julia Ann fondled her at a strip club. Julia Ann Dances. Fine. No problem. Then we got to a story about buying a bunch of toilet paper and how that enabled D.Minion to convince women to get naked in the bathroom so she could take pictures. Basically, we’re just laying it out there: 96 Rolls?! takes us on a truly existential tangent. It can get weird around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane] |
3/26/02 | Juli’s back with a peek at another Ashton View thriller. This time it’s the interracial orgy from Essentially Dee and it’s a dazzling display. These people were having fun. You can call it a love story between close friends Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola, Marc Anthony, and Julian St. Jox. Or you can call it what we do around here: “Whole Lotta Humpin’ Goin’ On” — and members get to see it. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola] |
3/23/02 | It’s apparently a day for learning and dastardly deeds around here. Poor Kristal’s only one person grossly taken advantage of, as circustance would have it. We learn about some hidden perils of being in the adult business in The Price of Fame. Fortunately Kristal’s another trooper, and she obviously had a good time with Georgia as you can tell from Georgia’s Full Moon. We even get to learn about what it’s like on a “box cover” shoot, as Inari’s Box Gets Shot. With all the learning going on around here, we hope somebody’s picking up something. Gee. Members get everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
3/20/02 | Wendy’s making another appearance, this time in the obviously anticipated “ending” of the Chronicles of Nick Manning. That’s how you know sex is over, right? When the guy orgasms? We conclude with volumes seven, eight, and nine, and it was fascinating to see how much film and time they spent documenting male ejaculate. We’d look into the theories behind that, but quite frankly it sounds like way too much work. We’ll let some aspiring Ph.D candidate do it, and then we’ll just read the answer. Until then, enjoy the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
3/19/02 | D.Minion dove right into this one. Devinn was producing her first show for her contract company Wicked Pictures, and Julia Ann was starring with her in what was her first XXX movie in over a year. Suffice it to say D.Minion was in heaven as Devinn and Julia Made it Beautiful/Nasty. We’re quite certain that D.Minion had her index finger in a cast after this shoot. We mean from taking all these pictures, naturally. Give yourself some time on this one, as you’ve 200+ images to peruse. And when you’re done, you’ll understand this thumbnail. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Charlie, Renee LaRue, Lola, Nakita Kash, Ariel, Adajja, Amber Michaels, D.Minion] DANG! We forgot our blatent plug to sell the movie. Buy it here, please. |
3/18/02 | Sometimes it’s hard to believe the things that happen to Deb. Really cool things. Like right now she’s off with Juli & Tiffany (from Night Calls for you novices) doing who-knows-what. Next week she’s flying off to Florida with Shayla LaVeaux. The other night she was relaxing in her apartment when Wendy Divine dropped in wearing very little and willing to wear even less. Maybe I’ll just let Deb tell you about it in “Social Intercourse.” [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
3/15/02 | As long as we’re in the Inari Vachs vein, as it were, D.Minion takes time out to provide a public service announcement. In announcing the startling revelation that “Drugs are Bad, OK.” she tells tale of a wayward actor who had partaken perhaps too much of a good thing. More importantly she gives us lots more pictures of Inari with the added motto of “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots.” She’s learning, this one. You don’t even have to learn: You can just look … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
3/12/02 | It turns out that Inari and Dee have Friends in Mo’ Places, and if you understand that reference … well … you probably still won’t understand the bizarre elocution that accompanies some wonderful pictures in this posting. We have omnipresence and afficianados; we have epiphanies and corollaries, and we have them in a porno site. Quite possibly we stand apart from the norm. We’re just not sure toward which direction. We have, however, decided to not worry about it and to send you off to the story. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight] |
3/8/02 | It’s amazing how often the two sides of the office are coincidentally working on the same type of content around here. While Deb had “her people” working to get up her experiences on Night Calls, Juli had been pushing us to get her own site up to date too. Well, what we have here is a Night Calls marathon going on, and we’ve promised to keep it going until we’re current. Kristal’s working on the image editing work for the February shows, and now you can finally read about the December shows! Feel free to look at the pictures too, if you’re so inclined. Mostly we’ve figured out, it’s good to be Juli and she appears to spend a lot of time with her arms in the air. Fame is an odd animal it seems. It’s less odd than not being a member, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
3/7/02 | Deb’s been hanging with Juli quite a bit lately – shopping – conventions – working out at the gym. She went along to Night Calls last Wednesday and had quite a good time. Duh! Who wouldn’t? There were several of Deb’s new friends there, too. Deb meets the nicest people – like sexy women who don’t mind taking off their clothes. It’s a great job. Anyway, here’s Deb’s take on Night Calls subject for the evening “First Date Sex.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kelsey Heart, Kaylynn] |
3/5/02 | Now that Kristal’s pursuing a new look, and a new friend to “look” at, Sweet Georgia, we thought we’d remind you all what the little darling looked like when she first came into the office. We’re all about potential around here, and it looks like we were right about Kristal. She’s turning out just fine in Changing Times … Wait until you see what’s next! [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
3/1/02 | While you’re waiting for the new chat software to load for Wendy’s chat, you might as well open up another window, and remind yourself that basically Becca’s a Babe! Then you’ll probably want a third window so you can actually purchase Basically Becca from us, as it’s Ashton View’s latest release, and it’s been almost a year to the day since Juli first sought to release it. It just wasn’t perfect in her mind, it seems. Personally, I think she just wanted to do Becca some more. So now you can have Juli AND Becca as Juli and Becca have each other, basically. You don’t have to be a member to buy the tape, but you do to see these special pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca] |
February 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
02/23/02 | We’re continuing to add help around the office, and one of our newbies went through and picked a bunch of pictures from Juli’s VCA career. We probably should have been more specific, but we do have a bunch of dirty pictures of Mostly Juli Ashton, with a healthy splattering (pardon the pun) of Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, and various others from our past … including a picture of Nikita’s face. It just gets stranger and stranger around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis DeVell, Missy, Vicca, Nikita, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Kim Kataen, Jeanna Fine, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight |
2/19/02 | Deb had the pleasure of going shopping with Juli & Tiffany Granath the other day. Fortunately for Deb & Juli, Tiffany considers herself to be a professional shopper and she knew where all of the coolest shops were. Deb followed them around (even inside some dressing rooms) and then went back home with Juli for a fashion show of the day’s purchases. For once, you didn’t have to be there. You can see it now as “Night Calls on Sunset.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Risque News Insight] |
02/17/02 | Wow! We’ve got a massive influx of Inari!! Everyone’s pitching in around here, and the speed is truly dazzling. Kristal’s learning Photoshop, and Dee’s getting quite good as a photographer. That may not sound like much, but, well, aside from the fact that we’re easily dazzled, Kristal and Dee don’t mind working naked, and that’s a bonus in any work environment. As Kristal was working on pictures Inari brought back from her first time On the Road with Felecia, we ran across Dee’s first photography efforts and Inari blows the Italian. They both got done at the same time, so now you can see them both. Next we’re working on pictures of Kristal and Dee working naked. Nothing but work, work, work around these parts. All parts are not created equal, it seems. Good thing there’s no such thing as too much Inari. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Felecia, Dee] |
2/15/02 | Good grief! It’s Done!! The Adult Entertainment Expo Extravaganza story is finally here. It’s the Illiad; it’s the Odyssey. DMinion has sure enough hit a Homer-Run! This is a big one, folks, so sit back with a babe and a beer, and “butter-up” … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Chloe Jones, Carmen Luvana, Danni Ashe, Cheyenne Silver, Veronica Hart, Janine, Nikita Denise, Lola, TJ Hart, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Michele Morgan, D.Minion] |
2/14/02 | Join Deb as we visit, once again, that star known for her huge, natural breasts and her successful web site. It’s none other than Danni Ashe in Deb’s next entry “Danni Travels Worldwide.” [FEATURED TAGS: Danni Ashe, Devinn Lane] |
2/13/02 | We’re plowing through old Night Calls memories, here, and as long as we give up sleep, commit to eating just once a day, and learn how to catheterize ourselves, we have some chance of getting current with this program. Maybe if DMinion didn’t have such a Juli fetish, or a Tiffany fetish, or a Dee fetish, or an Inari fetish. Personally, I liked Jezebel Bond dressed up like a man, but I pretty much like Jezebel dressed up in anything. Check out Night Calls — November 7th, 2001 and cast your own vote. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion] |
2/12/02 | In honor of Wendy’s “chat” tomorrow night (2/13/02) we’re showing off some pictures she gave us that members could have seen live if they tuned to her 24-hr cam at the right time. According to Wendy, we should be checking more often, because she has some interesting friends. They also happen to be not very shy, it seems. For example, she convinced one young lad that it was a really good idea to let her shave off all his body hair, and then do his friend with a strap-on. We wonder how she did that, now that we think about it. Check out Wendy’s impromptu fun, and then tell us your thoughts. Remember you can ask her about it tomorrow too. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
2/8/02 | Devinn and DMinion have conspired to give us a rather wacky view of what it’s like to hang around with Devinn Lane. First you get to watch her shave. Then she plays with an “Anaconda-like” dildo. Then she give gynecology lessons on her web cast. After dinner she goes to a trendy Hollywood club to visit with people that can’t hear each other speak. It’s really quite odd. And she’s moving a block away from DMinion in a month. We’re pretty sure it’s going to get odder. Better hitch up your wagons and follow along with Devinn’s Day and Devinn’s Night. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
2/6/02 | Kristal has updated her journal, and she’s been playing in the chat room all week, looking for bugs. She claims it’s been working fine, and she’s met some really “nice” people, so we’re supposedly all set for tomorrow night. If this doesn’t work, we’re just going to buy the software and serve it ourselves, but since that involves some serious expense it would be really helpful if y’all could convince a couple dozen of your best friends to become members too. Really. We’re showing you more pictures of Kristal to help convince you. Really. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |