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May 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/04

Don’t you hate it when you do stupid stuff? Somehow in all the chaos of the last couple of weeks (Michael and team are in Budapest shooting now. Getting them out of town was a challenge, not that you care.) we forgot to post the Cinco de Mayo Night Calls episode. (About this you certainly care.) Well we’re making up for it today, and we’ll just have to apologize for delaying the reveal of Juli’s personal twist on chorizo con huevos, with Julian playing an important role. If you’re a member, you can see this thumbnail, and probably figure out what we mean. If you’re not, well you should be. So enjoy the read, and if your Spanish is up to speed, you can help us out on the Message Board too. Estamos muy apesadumbrados, D.Minion. No nos mate por favor. Intentamos realmente, realmente difícilmente. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Lola, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath, Juli Ashton, and Julian, hoping Juli doesn't use her teeth.
5/27/04

We were pulling up to a convenience store today when we noticed a stunning, 20-something, brunette getting out of a sporty little car. The sun happened to be behind her, and it was obvious that she didn’t have a thing on under her very thin (and short) cotton dress. It was also obvious she knew how to walk to attract attention. Standing behind her in line, we observed that her key ring said, “Ye Old Tattoo Shop” on it, but she had no tattoos visible, despite the fact that there was not much of her actually covered by clothing. After paying for our purchases we exited and saw her car still parked in the lot, whereupon we also saw that she had leopard skin seat covers and a blood-red cell phone. Driving away, we ultimately took note of the fact that she had two bumper stickers on her vehicle. The first said, “White Trash,” and the second advised, “My priest fucked your honor student.” You gotta love LA. Now this all of this has nothing to do with D.Minion’s observations of Dee and The Nooner cast at a recent Spice Promotional shoot, but, then, neither do the 135 pictures from Hedonism III. By the way, if you live in Southern California, and you happen to know this stunning brunette, could you have her call us? D.Minion wants to introduce her to the Sybian …  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Becca, D.Minion]

Not yet pictured: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Eric Masterson, and Becca (once).
5/25/04

Our relative “Beef Stew” approach to information shows itself again, as we have a member’s view of “Blondage by the Night,” DM’s recent shaving of her pussy, and some accidental hard core. It’s odd how we combine things sometimes. If this whole Internet Porn thing doesn’t work out, we’re going to open a Bed and Breakfast. We like it spicy …  [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Janine, Jessica Drake, Gina Lynn, Selena Steele, DoLorian, Shay Sights, Terri Weigel, Amber Lynn, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon]

Julia Ann & Janine ... with a paid spokesmodel ... probably.
5/23/04

Some people think that we should show you the “official” DVD Galleries from Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait if we’re going to show you “Behind the Scenes” shots too. Some people think that y’all can’t possibly be tired of Georgia Adair, Justine, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, and a bunch of boys (to be perfectly honest) doing their version of “Working for a Living” … Some people might be right about this. So today, it’s Ninn Worx Weekend Number Forty-Six! Wow. Time flies when you’re having fun … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Justine Joli, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair. If you don't know her yet, you will soon.
5/22/04

Well, it took long enough, but we finally have gotten to the point of Mav’s vacation story. Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait released this week, and after a great many weeks learning about American construction methods, Maverick finally got to do something fun. We’re showing you “Day One” of his account here, and there are actually 210 pictures you might be interested in seeing. Of course you’ll be on to page four of the picture pages before the actual sex scenes begin, but there’s lots of Georgia naked before that. It seems Mav was a little excited … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Justine Joli, Dominica Leone, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Georgia Adair filming. Look also for our buddy TJ Hart. She'll be the really tall naked one.
Georgia's Web site.
5/17/04

“It is an ancient Mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.” Would that we could have done the same with any of parts eight, nine, or ten of what it’s like living temporarily in Mav’s world. If you’re of the literary ilk you’ll get today’s editorial title “Pine of the Trenchant Foreigner,” and understand that Coleridge is somewhat easier to read than Maverick. If not, you’ll at least understand that we have some wonderful pictures and private views of Wendy Divine, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Dee, and even a little bit of a Porn Star Guest Star. You’ll also know that the little camera icons can be really helpful to just skip over the 5,000 words or so … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Wendy Divine, Stephanie Swift, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion]

Kristal, Inari, and Shayla -- not in the story.    Wendy -- not in the story.    Grasshopper Minion and Stephanie Swift -- IN the story!
5/14/04

We could tell you that today we have a nice little story about Dee and Georgia Adair doing the DVD commentary for Georgia’s very first movie for Ninn Worx. Of course that would unfortunately leave out the part where we mention that we also have Dee’s entire solo scene from Ninn Worx’ Soloerotica 4 AND some behind the scenes looks at Georgia’s second movie for Ninn Worx. All in all, we figured we should mention it all. Alright?  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Georgia, Dominica Leoni, Sharon Wild, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia witnessing her first DP. Boys wishing to show her more closely.
5/12/04

Let’s face it, you can’t always want to wade through the morass of minutia than spawns forth in written form from some of the experiences in our little world. Truth be told, some people never want to, but we try not to dwell on that truth with D.Minion. Today we have an alternative reality, and for us that’s saying a lot. We also have a bunch of naked pictures of Inari Vachs, and that says a whole lot more. Consider it a Public Service Announcement. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs ... possibly watching television.
5/10/04

Weighing in with part five, part six, and part seven, of what Maverick did on his winter vacation we have this positive bit of news: This makes seven parts of the story you never have to read again. Also, this time around we have his observations of Dee’s Cam Show where Anais dropped by to titillate, as it were, so you don’t even really need to pay attention to all of the strange “English-isms” … You’re probably “burnt” out anyway … On the upside, there’s no such thing as too many spread shots — at least that’s what we hear. [FEATURED TAGS:  KSEX Radio, Dee, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Venice Beach, sans spread shots ... and Dee ... and Anais ... And Kristal Summers.
5/9/04

We sailed past 3,500 pages on the web site today, and you’d think in all that time we’d at least have something important to say. However, we’ve resigned ourselves to the fact that we’re just going to have to be happy hanging around with beautiful women all of the time. (At this point we were going to point out that it’s a dirty job, but you know how we abhor puns around here, so we didn’t.) We are going to politely note that today’s Ninn Worx Weekend shows off Michael’s newest release Inside Myself while rattling on about some inconsequential thing or another. On the upside, you do get to see a lot of Anais who really doesn’t have to do much to show off other than show up. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais: Blinded by the light.
5/6/04

Driving home in the typical suburban misnomer known as “Rush Hour” the other day, I noticed a curious bumper sticker. It said, “I learned everything I needed to know in Sniper School.” You know, that’s not exactly how I remember the quaint little saying from my youth, but it does go to show that things are just a little bit unusual in LA. Take today’s D.Minion on Dee at KSEX post. We start with a stuffed monkey, pinned to a dart board and holding a red satin bra. We move to Dee dangling coat hangers from her nipples and adventurous people wearing afro wigs in rainbow colors … and then it gets weird. That’s pretty much all we want to say out here, discretion and valor, and all … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Cytherea, D.Minion]

Dee's wonderful place to hang your hat ... or your head.
5/5/04

Did y’all ever see How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Remember the little dog that the Grinch tries to make into a reindeer? Well, when the poor confused dog ends up under the sleigh, and then proceeds to jump up on the back of it, he gives the cutest little shrug and a friendly wave that at least for a moment stems the consternation evident in the Grinchy One. This wouldn’t be important here except that for as long as we’ve known Juli Ashton, she’s done this same move to signify a moment in time meaning, more or less, “I don’t know. It seemed like a good idea at the time.” So as you read about Night Calls, April 21, 2004 you might remember this thumbnail. That Juli, she’s a rare one … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton in the Grinch Dog pose.
5/4/04

D.Minion tries to deny it, but occasionally she gets Steamed by Mainstream. When Kristal and Anais were on a “real movie” set a few months back, DM somehow seemed to miss the festive spirit. Actually most of the time “Porn People” on a “real movie” set feel like everyone would like them better if they only just had leprosy or something. Still, we like to be up front around here, so try to see through the (denied) bitterness and have some fun today. If you pay close attention, there will be a suprise in here for you …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Stacy Burke, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Hint: We didn't say anything about Georgia Adair ...

February 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/04

It seems like that on a rare day such as “Leap Year’s Day” we should celebrate something even more rare. Juli Ashton seems to fit the bill, and so we genuflect anew — albeit obviously with good reason. We all have envisioned the “Dream Date” and Juli on occasion apparently makes these come true. When you consider she took Shayla LaVeaux in tow, you may understand the a mere “every four years” may be too much to hope for … in the “Yes, Sir” Real World … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]

Shayla and Juli “Be all that they can Be” ...
2/28/04

A Risqué Mexican Holiday surfaces today, serving a dual function of distracting many from really bad local weather and fascinating the erudite among us with historic trivia. You can read more about “the way it was” or you can just look at pictures of unnamed beauties and wish you got to spend two weeks on the beach with them. OK, we actually do name them, but you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out who they are, unless you can tell from this angle. Life may not be fair, but it certainly seems to be more fair to some than others.  [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]

OK, we'll tell. This is Vicca and Taren Steele, but you'll have to take that on our say so unless you're a member.
2/26/04

It’s officially less than a week away from the return of Night Calls from its long hiatus. If you look carefully, you can see that “hiatus” is not really all that far from “Hate Us,” and if you ask most Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath fans they’d consider those words synonyms for sure. Add in the fact that a scheduling conflict kept D.Minion from the first January show, and then you can sort of explain why Night Calls, January 21, 2004 runs about … oh … TWICE AS LONG as one of D.Minion’s usual stories. Still, it’s Juli and the gang, and we’ll likely forgive them their abscence as we usually do. This episode will also tell you when you should go to Jamaica to meet Juli and Tiffany in person, but you’ll have to be a member to find out. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Audrey Hollander, Tanya James, D.Minion]

Juli and Tiffany's naked demonstrations. You gotta love that.
2/23/04

Well we’ve got quite the treat for you today as Maverick has continued to work his Photoshop fingers to the bone. He was trying out some new techniques we showed him and decided to choose … well, Kristal … to practice on. Go figure. We also have D.Minion’s account of the very first time we saw Ms. Anais in front of our lens, and Michael has given us some “action” shots from her recent romp with Carol’s favorite Billy Glide. So we’ve got Anais before she was Anais, Anais after she was Anais, and lots and lots of Kristal Summers. Sounds like a fair way to start the week to us … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais & Kristal Summers. Can you tell they're related?
2/19/04

Thanks to our “Maverick” friend, Dee now has a new section to show off all of her KSEX Archives, and we’re celebrating with one of D.Minion’s recaps from October of 2003. On the downside, you can now see how many episodes we have left to code for your visual pleasure, but on the upside there was not a calendar involved in this task, and so Mav did a perfect job. Hey, free is free … =)  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Darrien Ross, D.Minion]

Dee ... All that she can Dee ...
2/18/04

“Regardless, however, you can take a look back at Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, and a very, very new Juli Ashton.” That’s the important part of what we have in store for you today, but it’s lost in a whole bunch of presumptuous advice. It might be best to just skip to the pictures and then enjoy a nice book for the rest of the evening. May we suggest something by Greg Isles? He’s relatively new and very good, and we can’t seem to shake the presumptuous mood today anyway, so why try? Hopefully, it will be better in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, Risque News Insight]

Shayla LaVeaux was always very cute. We love Shayla.
2/17/04

While we haven’t always agreed with all of her business decisions, we would be foolish, and appear so to the knowledgeable among you, were we not to admit that few people in the XXX business have ever had the raw sex appeal of Devinn Lane. Back in mid 2002, D.Minion covered one of Devinn’s first web cam shows, and since we seem to be on that tangent this week, we thought we’d show it to you. Life sometimes has a way of switching directions on you, and sometimes that’s sad, but we’ll state categorically (and not for the first time), that Devinn Lane is one very pretty lady. Drop by her site and tell her we said, “Hello” … after you check out D.Minion’s take, obviously. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn lives and lubes in LA ...
2/14/04

What do Mr. Marcus and a Sybian have in common? They can both put some really interesting faces on naked women. It’s Valentine’s Day and what’s more romantic than a nice little interracial threeway? Mr. Marcus, Dee, and Kristal Summers got together for a “Cam Show” a couple of weeks ago, and Carol happened to be around to film the festivities. D.Minion fulfilled her recent trend of delegating writing duties, and a good time was had by all … a very good time. And if you bother to read the story, you’ll see just how wide-spread (pardon the expression) these good times were. There’s a lot of love around here — even more than we thought it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Carol]

Kristal Summers, Dee, and Mr. Marcus ... You just can't see them very well.
2/13/04

If you’re going to have to face a Friday the Thirteenth, what better way than with an Angel guided by a fellow named Lucky? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend gives us a preview of Angel Cassidy’s first Feature for Michael called Sex Money Power. Now, we’re all lucky … excellent. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Katsumi, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Michael Ninn]

Angel Cassidy showing what all the fuss was about.
2/12/04

Since we’re upon the Valentine’s Day Weekend we thought to ourselves, “Hey, what could be more appropriate than D.Minion’s coverage of Wendy in Wicked’s Sex and Romance?” Make sense so far? So we’ve got Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson having torrid sex on a table, where Jessica Drake happens to be lunching, apparently oblivious, although it sounds like she snuck a little play in there secretly. Fair enough. Why then, we must ask D.Minion, was the only photo in the set, taken at the highest resolution and highest frame size (an unusual setting for us), the photo below? If this part makes sense, we’re worried. Good thing Mav’s dropping by to save us soon.  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Nice. But not nearly as nice as Wendy Divine naked, after all.
2/10/04

The lead-in to the local Los Angeles evening news the other night teased with, “Today the Mars Rover took its first microscopic pictures of a nearby rock.” Most of the really good copy writers around here wanted to immediately quit and get a job with “The Southland’s #1 News” if that was the best they could come up with. That really has nothing to do with another episode of D.Minion’s coverage of Dee and the Fat Men on KSEX radio, but we promised to give these wonderful people public credit so they wouldn’t run off and join the Legitimate Press. Bleh. And even though we’re in the middle of the next Innocence shoot for Ninn Worx, Dee finished an Ultimate Pictures movie and continues her twice-weekly Nooner Naughtiness, Kristal Summers continues to line up several more boys to bonk for bucks, Anais shot (yet again) for Suze Randall, and both Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy are busy putting together budgets and shooting schedules (and those pesky contracts) for each of their respective personal lines (also for Ninn Worx) … even though all of that was taking place, we still managed to buy pizza for everyone for lunch. We think geeks like pizza better than praise. We also think we’ve probably stalled enough. Enjoy! It’s going to be a great weekend, assuming we live to see it … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee, sans compadres gordos ...
2/7/04

“Bella” is Italian for “Beautiful.” It is also Spanish for “Beautiful.” That’s interesting. Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend features a whole bunch of beautiful things from Fem: Bella. And that’s even more interesting to us. Enjoy your weekend, and drop in and say “Hello Bella” to Michael! [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]

Jessica Jaynes ... one of the “Bella” Babes ...
2/6/04

Here’s the story … of a lovely lady … and a bunch of other incomplete sentences. If you have to have a bunch of anything, our opinion is that it should be Kristal Summers. Even when she’s bad, she’s really, really beautiful. You’ve got to love that in a girl …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Breena, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers and Lee Stone. You're welcome, Carol.
2/2/04

Rarely in life does the opportunity to present both point and counterpoint so clearly develop. Rarely can one both show Yin and Yang, Black and White, The Raiders and The Broncos … Today we have such a chance, and we don’t even care if the groundhog saw his shadow. After all, it’s always sunny in Southern California. So after this weekend’s post of 10,000+ words, today we have three. We’ll even tell you what they are, so you don’t even have to join to find out. It says, “Here it is.” Today we have 96 pictures of Georgia Adair and Dee enjoying each other in the light of a beautiful afternoon in Malibu. If you haven’t read this far before you clicked on the icon, you won’t even know this much when you get there. Yin and Yang … Yup. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair]

Tit for ... well ... Tit.

January 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/04

I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Dee and a large penis. Not pictured: Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, and a whole bunch of other XXX stars. Oh, Lon, Craig, and SteveD are also not pictured.
1/28/04

We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove]

This certainly qualifies as “Being with Juli Ashton” we're thinking ...
1/27/04

Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann, always a reason to smile.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/26/04

There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh?  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Kristal Summers exercising naked. Works for us.
1/24/04

Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Michael Ninn's “In the Garden of Shadows”
Anais IS … In the Garden of Shadows
1/23/04

Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETEWe’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

... and, of course, Nick Manning ...
1/20/04

Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]

Mr. Marcus ... happy about Kristal Summers and Dee.
1/16/04

We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon]

D.Minion's finger about to stroke Dee.
1/15/03

Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn]

Anais, coy and cute ... to say the least.
1/13/04

At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers, just hanging out in the yard.
1/6/04

Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

“Incredible” Anais
1/5/04

What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton, ready to rock.
1/2/04

It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Anais and Wanda Curtis, for Michael Ninn. Lucky bastard.

October 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/03

Very little in modern life has done as much for the hallowed weenie as Playboy TV’s Night Calls. Consequently, today seemed like the perfect day to post the most recent of D.Minion’s mental mastications on Juli’s long-running series. Apparently being hit with a sausage constitutes the most terrifying thing our poor Superstar has ever experienced — and this includes working for Gregory Dark. Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, and by the way, her keys were apparently vaporized by aliens, tested, and then replaced in the bag where they were supposed to be. If you read the story, that will make sense … probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]

Even Juli Ashton gets the Blues ...
10/27/03

We should have seen it coming. We were foolish, and we feel bad. As a great portion of the Los Angeles area burns tonight, we feel like we should have been able to warn people. Let’s see what we know. 1) Smoke follows beauty. 2) Southern California is beautiful. 3) Ergo …

While we’re off feeling bad about not seeing this sooner, you might console yourself with the very first nude pictures ever taken of Ninn Worx’ Superstar-to-be, Anais. If you have a cool connection, and can be patient, you can also check out her First Video Diary Entry. This is going to be all the rage soon, but you will have heard it here first, and that makes us special no matter what anyone else says.

Now, we’re going to call Governor Elect Schwarzenegger and apologize for not warning him. We hope he forgives us. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video]

Anais Buttresses her claim to fame.
10/25/03

You should take two things from this episode of Ninn Worx Weekend. First off, if you’re going to get lost it might be a really good idea to do it with Wanda Curtis, as Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis will prove in a few weeks. Secondly, and most importantly, sometimes it’s prudent to just click on the little camera icon at the top of the page and jump to the pictures. Who wants to read about economic concepts anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn]

Wanda Curtis and Anais prove life is not fair.
10/24/03

We’ve got Kristal Naked in Hollywood doin’ DaBone. We’ve got DM on set, so we’ve also pictures of Dee involving gratuitous nudity. We’re thinking it’s a fine way to get a jump on the weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor]

Adorable Kristal Summers, sans DaBone
10/23/03

Even for us we’ve got an unusual amount of entertainment value. Of course the fact that we’ve also got pictures of Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia, Anais, and Angel Cassidy doesn’t hurt anything. We take a stretch across time in today’s post, calling it “Mammory Lane, an Historic Risqué Perspective.” We crack ourselves up. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anais, Dee, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]

Serious Artists: Angel Cassidy and Anais
10/21/03

As those of us in Southern California weather a brutal “Indian Summer,” the rest of the country seems to be enjoying remarkably pleasant weather. Well it won’t last y’all. I used to have a t-shirt that said, “I’m drunk, but you’re ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober.” The same sort of sentiment (meant only in the nicest way, of course) applies here. Like it or not, the vast majority of you will soon be battling ice storms and shoveling snow. Bleh. So we’re starting a series of reminiscent posts today from the tropical lands of Jamaica. Hopefully Becca can start your heaters warming, and if you’re really lucky, you have a “Becca” of your own than can keep those fires stoked. If you don’t, well, it sucks to be you, dude. (And we mean that, too, in only the nicest way.) Either way, it’s Becca-Time … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Not Pictured: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs. But you can find them in the photos!
Becca's Web Site
Remember to visit our buddy Becca too.
10/18/03

We thought we’d pop right up with a Ninn Worx Weekend that doesn’t remind very many of us of “Home Movies.” For some people out there, Anais and her supporting bevy of beauties might be just another adornment around the house, but we’re thinking most of us won’t ever really be in that position. For those of you that do happen to have stunning accoutrement like Anais around your home, well, we hate you, but we mean that (too) in the nicest way. The rest of us will just have to use our imagination, and today Michael has helped us with that. There are worse ways to start a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Not Anais, but not at all bad ...
10/17/03

Slightly over a month ago we managed to muddle through yet another Members’ Party, and the folks that attended are still writing in. We put together three accounts here, so get ready for a lengthy ride. This encompasses 17 pages and includes 170+ pictures, 4 silly videos, and highlights the somewhat painful reality that those of us who are not professional models actually don’t look the same in pictures as those of us that in fact are. It’s a little bit like home movies, so don’t feel you have to study every nuance; you’re perfectly OK if you just want to see the 75 or so pictures of what mere mortals look like covered in beautiful naked porn stars. For our part, we’re just glad we kept our promise and didn’t mention that at one point in the weekend’s festivities Billy Glide ordered up $65 worth of coffee to the suite. Oops. Oh, and somehow this thumbnail just jumped out at us. Maybe you had to have been there … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Bert, Harry, XXX, Maverick, Mike, Brian, Craig, Berno, Exclusive Video, Carol, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Not Pictured: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy
10/16/03

Our computer guru and the “fearless leader” reminisce in “Elder, but why, Sir?” In addition to this 1980’s rambling, however, we thoughtfully included 22 photos of Inari Vachs, whose name rhymes with “fox” for good reason. It’s ever an odd day around here … That’s what makes it fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver]

She's a brick, house ...
10/15/03

We’ve got stockings, long gloves and 1940’s regalia. We’ve also got glass dildos, daisy chains, and one spectacular return for SEASON TEN of Night Calls. October 1st kicked off the new ride, and D.Minion was there to witness the lovely and talented Juli Ashton fall off of the couch while assuming the position for her birthday spanking. We’re certain it was all part of the plan, and we’re equally certain that various Hollywood types will understand the subtle sentiment that Juli’s putting forth in the picture below with her co-host Tiffany Granath. (Of course you’ll have to be a member to truly appreciate what Juli thinks of these industry nay-sayers, since this picture doesn’t blow up.) Who says women over 30 can’t be on television in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Monique Alexander, Faith Grant, D.Minion]

Juli's views on traditional Hollywood wisdom.
10/10/03

Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend raises complicated thoughts regarding the nature of time and the variable presence of the Fourth Dimension. It demonstrates the presence of a greater message, perhaps a greater plan. Since it features Anais in Fetish: I Know Your Dreams (due to be released in two weeks to the public), it also probably “raises” an altogether different kind of “presence” too. Trust us, but see for yourself … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Anais, by any other name ...
10/9/03

Most members probably don’t realize how much work a woman puts into having a web site of her own. That’s probably why most of them end up just letting some company do the work for them, and settle for a miniscule percentage of the “pie” … as it were. Julia Ann reigns as one of the top exceptions to this rule, and since yesterday was her birthday, we thought we’d give her a little traffic present to publicly state how much we admire her continued dedication to her site over the years. The fact that she invited Inari Vachs down to her promotional shoot day didn’t hurt our feelings either, and isn’t this just the perfect sort of present, one that you can share with your friends? If anyone out there wants to donate one of the new H2 Hummers as an office vehicle, we promise to share too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs, with a “naturale” flair ...
Julia Ann's Web Site
Go see our buddy, and tell her happy birthday!
10/6/03

While many people believe that there are in fact no new things under the sun, we’re figuring technology may finally have diminished some of the accuracy in relatively aged opinions. We’re almost certain, for example, that Shakespeare never anticipated a day where thousands upon thousands of couples could play “Romeo and Juliet” each evening and broadcast the evidence to untold millions of viewers via something as Orwellian as the “World Wide Web.” Fortunately, those grander questions have no bearing on today’s post. We have some new entries into the “Dear Readers Speak” and one amazing man has been so kind as to offer a truly “one-of-a-kind” bonus for members. We can only say here that it involves unique Night Calls memorabilia; well, we could say more, but hasn’t this gone on long enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Yearbook, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Mike]

We're all “years” here ...
10/5/03

Half-Time shows are getting all but useless these days, so we thought we’d throw up a quick little diversion. We culled these shots out of the set when putting together our Anais post a couple of days ago, but they seemed interesting enough not to discard. So take a quick look at nine shots capturing a moment in time in the making of Fem: Diva. And look at the bright side: At least the Jets aren’t going to lose today. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

As the fog clears ...
10/3/03

This Ninn Worx Weekend has an educational flair, so you might just want to skip it. Of course that would mean that you’d miss what Anais can do in just four minutes, which basically serves most effectively to illustrate the point that life just isn’t fair. Still, after you enjoy “A Window and One Sole” you might not even care. There are many worse places to be other than right here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

Anais getting a leg up on the competition.