Filed Under: Bridgette Kerkove
March 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/13 | Kylie’s contribution on this Easter Sunday was to point out that England does not have a kidney bank, but they do have a Liverpool. … We’re not sure what that has to do with Salvation, but then Natalia Forrest loving her boobs and Cytherea shaving seem equally confusing on that topic. Risqué has a revamped “Angel’s Fall from Grace,” though, which at least sounds on topic. It turns out that it’s another Life of a Potential Porn Star story, but, hey, we got the title right. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Taylor] |
3/26/13 | A Tale of Woe turns to Tales of Whoa! as Steve points out in his review of the AVN Awards Show this past January. Now you may think that we should have probably posted this sooner than nearly three months after the event, but honestly it took most of us that long to recover from the surprise of how good of a job AVN did this year. Of course if you set the bar low enough, eventually you’ll leap right over it. At least next year we may not have to force people to attend so they can write about it for the site. … Uh-oh. Expectations have risen. That’s never good. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver] |
3/21/13 | On the first full day of spring, what could be better than enjoying Justine Joli and Jassie cavorting with rapture in front of a roaring fire? … OK. So technically the fire doesn’t really “roar,” per se. And “cavorting” may not be exactly right either, as that implies a bit of aimlessness that really does not appear here. Also, let’s face it, you’d probably be fine with Jassie and Justine in your living room no matter what season it happened to be. … Still, we do have “rapture” present — lots and lots of rapture. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Jassie Video] |
3/17/13 | A traditional Irish blessing begins, “May the road rise to meet you … ” which turns out to be pretty ironic, seeing as how that’s exactly what happens if you drink too much green beer today. There’s a lot of mysticism in that Irish culture. In ours, however, we tend to be rather less metaphysical, concentrating instead on things like naked breasts in our annual Erins Go Braless (3) event. The women of the Risqué Commune have been accusing us of being remiss in mentioning the continuing updates to their individual sites, though, so we have a bunch of wildly helpful links for your membership enjoyment today. OK. So they might be simply normally helpful links, but at least we have included them. We so hate being remiss. It’s bad enough missing the first time. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Audio, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ] |
3/13/13 | A clever group might have put together a dazzling array of three-ways today, considering all the threes in the date. Of course Kristal Summers having “first-time” sex with her boyfriend on camera sort of distracted us today. Sigh. As the writer Francois de La Rochefoucauld taught us, however, “The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.” … As it turns out, on this day of impending Pope-dom, there used to be a famous cardinal named Francois de La Rochefoucauld too, we learned. Gee. If Kristal had only met the two of them we could have had that 3-way. Of course she’d be like 400 years old now, and that seems to stretch even the most liberal definition of MILF. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise] |
3/10/13 | Wouldn’t you know that we’re doing one of those, “Oh, wow. This is interesting, so we should just drop it into the middle of things, schedule be damned!” sorts of operations again? … Well, one of the geeks working on the free side remodel found an “orphaned” story, and rather than go all the way back to files from December of 2001, we decided rather to simply bring the story up to date today. Just when you had to deal with losing an hour’s sleep and trying to figure out how you can parlay that time trick into an entire week off work? … Well, if you do figure out how to do that, you have a lot of time to think about Being with Juli Ashton. If not, you may have to hurry. … To be employed, or not to be employed? That could be the question. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tina Tyler, Dee, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel] |
3/8/13 | In the final analysis, none of us will really have to worry much about the calculation, seeing as how we’ll be dead and all. Those left behind will have to deal with all the annoying realities (and math), however, and so we offer up a bit of hope and happiness today amidst a retrospective view of Our Tragic Heroine. She lives, by the way, and we also have puppy pictures too. You probably won’t even remember to be all existential and such. Group sex has a way of being distracting. [STAR TAGS: Jill Kelly Video] |
3/5/13 | Did you know that the female housefly normally only mates once, since she has an ability to store sperm for when she needs it to fertilize more eggs later? Obviously a housefly would make a pretty lousy porn star, because they would have to retire after just one scene. Also, they’re not that pretty — unless, perhaps, you happen to be another fly. If you happened to be a fly on the wall, however, during D.Minion’s most recent week in Vegas, you might have seen all kinds of porn stars that did not suffer from that whole “one mating” tendency. We considered this an excellent thing, even though it took DM a bit of time to get it all written down. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/1/13 | Reports out of the Vatican reveal that while the 145 critical individuals have all arrived from across the world, they have not as yet elected a new supreme leader for the Catholic faith. It seems that for a few days at least, they will all be too pooped to Pope. … Should their exhaustion reach critical levels, the cardinals could consider allowing Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers to serve as “Maids to Order” so that our comely lasses might handle the day to day clutter which inevitably accumulates when smart people sit around and think. At least that’s our excuse around here, and we plan on letting Shayla and Kristal help as much as they want. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
January 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/04 | I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion] |
1/28/04 | We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove] |
1/27/04 | Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
1/26/04 | There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
1/24/04 | Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]
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1/23/04 | Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETE … We’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
1/20/04 | Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers] |
1/16/04 | We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon] |
1/15/03 | Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn] |
1/13/04 | At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn] |
1/6/04 | Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
1/5/04 | What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
1/2/04 | It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn] |