| 4/30/16 |  Occam’s razor gets used to explain all sorts of different things in all sorts of highly complex situations. Of course Occam’s razor could also have helped him remove the hair from his face every morning, which does not always turn out to be a simple thing, depending upon the sharpness of the razor. See how confusing life can get? Fortunately, we just went with the simple explanation today. When you have Madison Ivy, how complicated do you really need to get after all? [STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video] |
| 4/29/16 | 
ReelRisque Student Loan Alternatives[STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video] |
| 4/28/16 |  We have an NFL DRAFT PREDICTION: At no point over the next three days will you hear a team executive say, “Yeah, we really wanted this other guy, but somebody already took him. Then our second choice was gone too, so we took this third guy. He’s OK, I guess.” … Some of us have no idea how this move into voluntary indentureship can be fun to watch, but others do not understand how it cannot. Fortunately we all agree that Kristal Summers and Dee frolicking naked around the office provide excellent diversion, whether waiting for some commissioner to announce something or not. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 4/24/16 | 
GingerLynn Jayden Cole – Devyn Heart – Cytherea – Kylie Nicole – Ashlyn Molloy – Aubrey Addams… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/23/16 |  Some quick Wikipedia research — which of course means the information could never, ever be wrong — led to us learning that the “Saturday Night at the Movies” concept debuted in 1961, well before almost everyone alive was even born certainly. Well, things theoretically evolved when everything went “Live” a decade and a half later, and they’re still doing that, so they must be happy. For our part, we decided to do our own twist on this celebratory weekend night. While we do not debut with Marilyn Monroe, we do have Inari Vachs and Cheyenne Silver who, let’s be honest, have significant fewer inhibitions than even the famous Ms. M. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Dee, Jewell Marceau, Michele Morgan] |
| 4/22/16 |  Our leader has a special day in absentia today, so we called and asked the secret to his success so far. He said, “I learned as a young lad that it’s ‘Faster horses. Younger women. Older whiskey, and more money,’ although I will say that as you get older the order of the importance of those things may change.” … Naturally that made little sense to most of us, but happy is happy, so we went with it. So celebrate Cumpleaños del Jefe with us today, or if that means nothing to you, just enjoy the really excellent music and the stunning gallery of Dee on the beach. (She is not an old philosopher, of course.) [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Dee, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/20/16 | 
Shayla And the Thunder Rolls[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/18/16 | 
247AdultStars No Bush in This Garden[STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/17/16 | 
GingerLynn Cameron Dee – Ruby Reyes – Erica Lauren – Vicky Vixen – Kirsten Price – Alice Lighthouse… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/15/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Plea to Please[STAR TAGS: Cytherea] |
| 4/14/16 | 
ReelRisque Sexy on the Mayne[STAR TAGS: Heidi Mayne] |
| 4/10/16 | 
GingerLynn Roxy Jezel – Missy Martinez – Francesca Le – Maya Hills – Allison Moore – Kylie Nicole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/9/16 | 
KylieIreland In Ginger We Lust (#20)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Ginger Lynn Audio] |
| 4/8/16 | 
ReelRisqué The Do Tell Hotel | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video] |
| 4/6/16 |  Sometimes it can take so long to explain a thing that by the time you’re done you’re not really sure if you have even explained that there is a thing. Of course silly things like linear reasoning have never really bogged us down too much around here, and bottom line we’re introducing a new “Full Movie Feature” at Risqué, so most people will probably just skip all the words trying to get to Cheyenne Silver anyway. In our inimitable — perhaps because people never really try to imitate us — fashion, we call it Mucking with the Muckity-Mucks. If you decide you have some extra time to worry about something, maybe put us on that list. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Felecia Video, Allysin Chaynes Video, Laurie Holmes Video, Liza Harper Video, Melissa Hill Video, Randi Rage Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Becca] |
| 4/3/16 | 
GingerLynn Carrie – Rebecca Bardoux – Elizabeth Starr – Ariella Ferrera – Nikki Phoenix – Kimberly Chi… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/1/16 |  Some days you have an editorial plan, and after executing it you all just sit back and wonder at the marvel of its flawless implementation. Other times the effort results in more of a quizzical approach as one of you has the courage to say, “Golly, didn’t see that coming when we started the day.” Of course April Fool’s represents the perfect day for just such a result, so we went with it. We have Uncle Gibby, Lord Byron, and Elvis Presley. No joke. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Divalicious Video, Drew Hurlie video, Envy Mi video, Ivy Leaguez video, Lyla Lei Video] |
April 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Allysin Chaynes| Ann Harlow| Audrey Hollander| Becca| Cheyenne Silver| Cytherea| Devinn Lane| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Felecia| Ginger Lynn| Heidi Mayne| Holly Kiss| Inari Vachs| Ivy Leaguez| Jassie| Jewell Marceau| Juli Ashton| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Laurie Holmes| Liza Harper| Lyla Lei| Madison Ivy| Melissa Hill| Michael Ninn| Michele Morgan| Nikita| Randi Rage| Shayla LaVeaux| Tiffany Mynx| Vicca
Year:2016
Month:April
As the year comes to a close, almost every media or news organization does some sort of “year in review” kind of program, which they follow with a “this year will be different in this way…” sort of thing. In our little part of California they did a survey where 55% of the people’s highest hope would be a new “forever home” for all the rescue animals out there. This seems nice until you read that coming in at #2 were 22% of the folks who most desired shelter for homeless people. … We’re not filled with optimism here, so we’re sticking with a 
We should be honest on Christmas, so let’s just admit that not all old elves can be jolly. Some of us need to work over the holidays because web servers seem to be quite disrespectful when it comes to celebration, seemingly waiting until nearly everyone has left for distant festive locations before deciding to invite all the digital gremlins inside and throwing a big kegger. This year, however, all has been quiet thus far — which probably just means that we should not even have mentioned it. … Consequently feel free to look for 
Technically this should be a “Commune Carnivale” update for 247AdultStars, but somehow in scheduling 
Consider it 
Truth be told, we have no idea why most of us believe that one “dog year” equals seven human years. It could be that some science backs up the theory, or it could be simply that if you multiply 12-15 by 7, you get a number that would make a pretty old human. We DO know, however, that “web years” make dog years seem like eons. You go to 
Sometimes people remember dates for a couple of different reasons, and sometimes those two reasons raise conflicting emotions. Most people remember today as a somber reminder of how small the world could be even back in 1941. Some of us might be amazed that most “official” estimates still tally more than 2,000 survivors from those initial attacks. Certainly the world can be a frighteningly small place sometimes. … A much smaller number of us 
Let’s consider directing our own adult movie today. True, we do not presently have the juice necessary to promise anyone that we might be of great benefit to them in their goal of becoming an adult movie director, but we have had that power in the past, and one never knows the future (otherwise the Detroit Lions would have no fans at all). Still, even if someone else helps you reach your Dirty Director goals, we can still provide some excellent things to consider as you approach the career. Of course we do tag on to the ReelRisque illustration of 
Fans of writing — of which one would likely find more than a few among the list of those belonging to the membership side of risque.com — will occasionally also be fans of well written movie scripts. If you count yourself in that crossover list, you may well remember that Wag the Dog happened to be an excellent script, brought to life by a few extremely talented movie folks. We find ourselves in a similar distracted focus situation these days, admittedly with much less of a “global significance” overall, however. On the upside, even with significantly less writing acumen applied to the issue, 
Not wanting to duplicate the voluminous efforts across the web that “Back to the Future Day” will bring, we have had a much better idea. Consequently, we will leave discussions of what alleged prognostications in the 1989 film accurately depicted, because, y’know, that’s pretty boring. Instead we have enlisted the assistance of Kristal Summers (and a few close friends) to provide RACK to the Future, an altogether more fascinating photographic inquiry. Oddly enough boobs have pretty much always been interesting. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
When we were shooting Night Calls: The Movie 2 for Playboy TV, Juli Ashton’s co-star Doria — the Night Calls co-host before Tiffany Granath — was having a devil of a time remembering one of her lines. Somewhat sadly, the line was, “I get by with a little help from my friends,” which probably says more about Doria’s state of mind at the time than it does her musical taste. Here many, many years later we still remember that story and that song. More importantly, we still remember the concept, because each of us probably lives that way more often than we’d like to admit. Still, 
We do not tend to give the bittersweet moments in life enough credit. We all learn how to handle disappointment, and anyone reading this page has probably lived long enough to learn how to survive actual grief. We pretty much come out of the womb knowing full well how to appreciate pure joy, so we never really need much assistance in that area. … But how we approach those moments that contain 
We all like to be in a position to do favors for friends, and when those favors have to do with nudity and sexual activity, well, we have just the place to help them out. Granted, some folks might not put helping out Shayla or Ginger in the “favor” category, but if it gets us homemade cookies, we’re going to count it. Not every favor has to be major, after all. We have all heard this qualification: “A friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a body.” … Thankfully none of us has ever needed to be a good friend within this definition. 
The folks over at ReelRisque added to their growing collection of “artsified” videos this week, as has become their tradition. Most of the time these updates include both videos and still photo galleries, but not every time, as you may have noticed. Actually, according to the page logs, a good percentage of you have figured out that although we tend to mention these updates on Fridays, they will sometimes technically appear a day or two earlier than that on the ReelRisque site. If you get used to watching the new videos off of that home page, though, you miss all the words, and if you do not check out our “OOMPH to the ILF in MILF” here then you will miss the small collection of stills too. This makes D.Minion sad, and thus we try to avoid that. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a sad minion, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden]
Now we have nothing against cross-dressing around here, although we will say that if you put your clothes on while angry, you do run the risk of having them be inside out when you finish. Still, we all balance reward vs. risk every day, and for the most part we do not make decisions we know are wrong when we do them. If 
We’re not sure what might have happened had we not made special mention of the Official First Sunday of the 2015 National Football League season, because honestly we never gave it any thought. Now as we understand it, some people do not celebrate this day to the extent the majority of Americans do, but some people still insist the world is flat too, so what can you do? So as the next few months play out and conversations turn to 
Even people that have wildly enjoyable jobs will sometimes find themselves in a position where reality takes an ugly bite out of a day. Tomorrow will obviously be such a day, thus we decided to remember it today. If we get a bit of public service out of the way as well, so much the better. 
On a day when 90% of the country enjoys a holiday, those at either end of the professional spectrum tend to be at work. Executives sneak into the office for a few hours, prepared to at least enjoy the peace and quiet, while those with the least seniority do whatever they usually do for a living and pine for a time when they too get to demand family time when most regular people get it. This latter group should be careful what they wish for, at the very least setting their sights somewhere below the Executive Level, but then people rarely exhibit such foresight, so they will eventually find out for themselves. For our “executive part” 
When your inspirational leader goes walk-about for the summer, it can become a bit bizarre around the office. Considering how wacky this environment tends to be even under ideal circumstances, this can lead to some rather unanticipated events. On the upside, even the events we do not plan tend to have