| 3/29/21 |  Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have more supine, as compared to bovine, interests to consider today — at least as far as one of the consenting adults goes. This, you see, happens to be a job perhaps not more difficult than you think at all. Sort of like the people that clean out Porta Potties. That has to be truly as awful as we all imagine, right? [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video] |
| 3/28/21 |  Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that “Second to Nun” … but that could be because we tend to be overly tired these days. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video, Alia Janine Video, Ashlee Graham Video, Tristina Millz Video, Dior Love Video, Olivia Wilder Video] |
| 3/27/21 | 
ReelRisque The Big (Alarming) Bang | vid[STAR TAGS: Priya Rai Video] |
| 3/26/21 | 
Shayla Titillation for Taylor | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julie Cash Video] |
| 3/25/21 | 
Shayla Crewzin’ for Who’s In | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/24/21 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Zoey Laine Video] |
| 3/23/21 | 
GingerLynn Alix Lovell[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Alix Lovell Video] |
| 3/21/21 | 
GingerLynn Adessa Winters – Miley May – Hope – Cameron Dee – Jessica Ryan – Sabrina Deep… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/20/21 | 
ReelRisque Selective Strippers | vid[STAR TAGS: Audrey Bitoni Video, Gianna Lynn Video, Mya Luanna Video, Sammi Rhodes Video] |
| 3/19/21 |  Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of Priya Rai. Of course you can also click on her linked name, as usual — which interestingly is part of what we do around here. Copywriting? Not so much. [STAR TAGS: Priya Rai] |
| 3/18/21 | 
Cythereas Good Clean(ish) Fun | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/17/21 | 
GingerLynn Photoflesh for Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Raven Video, Danica Rhea Video] |
| 3/16/21 | 
Shayla Poolside Porn Party | vid[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video] |
| 3/15/21 |  Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how the pursuit of Sarah Blake turns out? You have to look forward to something besides Cracker Barrel and Krispy Kreme being in the same Grub Hub delivery, right? [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Sarah Blake Video, Mari Possa Video] |
| 3/14/21 |  There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/13/21 | 
GingerLynn Busting Balls in the Nicest Way[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/12/21 |  No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
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| 3/11/21 | 
GingerLynn POP and Definitely Fresh[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/10/21 |  The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly Stellar Moments in Risqué History, and believe us when we tell you that at times like this, you find yourself grasping for those silver linings. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/6/21 | 
ReelRisque Nocturnal Nuzzle pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexandra Ivy Video, Jana Jordan Video, Faye Reagan Video] |
| 3/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Groom with a View[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
| 3/2/21 | 
GingerLynn Ginger Feels Like an Orgy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video, Pamela Jennings Video] |
| 3/1/21 | 
Shayla Because Eno Rocks | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
March 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra Ivy| Alia Janine| Alix Lovell| Ana Foxxx| Angel Smith| AnnaBelle Lee| Ashlee Graham| Audrey Bitoni| Brandi Blunt| Cindy Starfall| Cytherea| Danica Rhea| Dior Love| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Faye Reagan| Gianna Lynn| Ginger Lynn| Ivy Leaguez| Jana Jordan| Juli Ashton| Julie Cash| Justine Joli| Lynn Ray| Mari Possa| Mya Luanna| Nina Hartley| Noah Angel| Olivia Wilder| Pamela Jennings| Priya Rai| Raven| Rebecca Bardoux| Sammi Rhodes| Sarah Blake| Sassy| Shayla LaVeaux| Shyla Jennings| Tara Lynn Foxx| Taren Steele| Toni James| Tristina Millz| Vanessa Lane| Zoey Laine
Year:2021
Month:March
Should they wish to “parody” — or more likely extrapolate from — a point in history, production companies go through a perhaps surprising amount of effort when it comes to casting. That said, the adult industry does not find itself blessed with foreign actors that can pull off flawless American accents à la House or more to this point, Nashville. You’d think then that Bluebird might have chosen a different “Clide” for 
Some things in life happen to be great fun. Other things, not so much. While we’ll not always have Paris with some of the people in memory today, 
Ah, the things we do in order to avoid the things we do not want to do. Have you ever thought that if you just sort of zoomed out your perspective and looked at your life choices as a whole you might better be able to undertake any course corrections you find necessary? … Yeah, we never do that either. Sounds like it has great potential to be rather depressing, does it not? 
Students tend to be popular topics in adult film, although to be honest, few of us ever attended class with very many people that looked like your average porn star. On the other hand, we must value education in whatever form it takes we have always thought around Risqué, even if such learning comes at the expense of perhaps more sophisticated brain function. Hey, experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. Right? And despite not exactly competing intellectually with some of the higher math courses you may have attended in your youth, not everything can be about mental pursuits. Besides, 
We tend to place a high value on education around here, although a few of us might disagree with traditional educational “values” as strictly applied. It seems like the historical foundations of institutions that seek to provide higher learning by their own definition get in the way of truly providing it. The very systems necessary to go about providing the opportunities to learn manage to exclude the very individuals that might challenge and improve the system itself. Traditions firmly and blindly held will impede evolution required to generate the free thinking that will move society beyond the petty political squabbles we all witness today. … Perhaps the producers of today’s even felt this way too and were demonstrating these intricate concepts via their art. Or maybe they just thought, “Wow. 
As we understand it, there will be an American football game tomorrow of Super proportions. They will perform this event in a “Bowl” stadium, even though this one has a roof on it — which would make it quite difficult to get your milk on your Frosted Flakes if you get quite literal about it. Rumor even has it that some people will watch the athletic event instead of just the commercials and that guy from The Voice on at half time, although that group will be in the distinct minority around this office. Still, it seemed appropriate to kick off this other event with the 
OK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of 
Happily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have 
Everyone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn 
We’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
By the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as 
Sometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains 
We do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we 
Honestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide 
Sometimes you just need to try some things out and have your friends tell you if you’re crazy. Hopefully most of you do not get the resounding “YES!” that many of us here get when we pose that question to people at least theoretically aligned with us, so in keeping with that reality, we decided to simply 
Have you ever had one of those days where your very best friend in life complains that you have never invited to her to a lesbian orgy? … Yeah, OK, so maybe our days do not generally turn out to be much like everyone else’s. But still, you do feel bad when you really have no excuse other than 
Too often people have to die before we consider their contributions in life. Of course mortality slapping us in the face tends to bring out all sorts of defense mechanisms, because let’s face it: The dead person would probably still rather be alive, even if nobody talked about all the really brave things they did in their lives. Well, we do not have anyone that can rival Muhammad Ali to consider today, but on the upside, they’re all still alive, so maybe we can get ahead of the game and think about all the wonderful times we have had because of 
