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Sacred Chi — or Sacred Ladders — Depends on How You Look at It

Sacred Sin
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(necessitated by D.Minion)

[It would probably be best if you just pretended this entire page was in “editor’s blue” since too much blue text looks like … well, too much blue text.]

Let’s start with something that you may well have figured out by now: For whatever reason, D.Minion has a fascination with ladders. Any time there is a person on a ladder doing something, that makes for a great picture, and occasionally even moving pictures. Now maybe it’s because I have spent a great deal of my life on one sort of ladder or another (well, not during the lawyering part) but I just don’t get it. Still, D.Minion’s uniqueness makes her perfect for this job, and one just learns to shrug one’s collective shoulders and move along. Still it’s interesting.

Intermission for Heather’s Chi Quest

On the completely likely chance that you care nothing about porn set engineering or sweaty dudes on ladders rigging chandeliers, we’re taking a break to pop in the promised “absolutely functioning” video promised in “Sacred Heather Vuur” over in the story section.

So while all the fun stuff was going on outside, or in the dressing rooms, the dedicated nameless crew labored mightily — basically to keep a 300-pound piece of iron sculpture from falling on anyone’s exceptionally pretty face — or even Nick Manning’s. Feel free to carry on with page two. We had to.

On the other hand, if you’d simply like to see more Heather, we have helped you out, because that’s the kind of benevolent geeks we are.

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Cytherea Stripping Down

The "Bare" Minimum by D.Minion I was supposed to write a story about stripping, both the good and the bad things about it. Not a problem! I just wrote a story about what it is like being a male porn star, and Lord knows I’m not a male porn star! This assignment would be a […]
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Closeting Shayla LaVeaux

In Closet and Personal by eno_erif There’s an entire story about Shayla performing a toy solo on a bed that I’m being forced to skip over, so … let’s head over to the closet set! [Oh, that’s not true. He was perfectly free to jump ahead and write about that sort of kinky experience. We […]
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Obsequious Adult Behavior

Highs & Lows in Wandering the AEE 2014

Starring Shayla LaVeaux & Uncle Gibby’s Head

We find a point of explanation in order before sending you off to observe today’s video clips. To be perhaps slightly irreverent as it concerns the porn deities, we will admit that after 20 years of covering an event, it can begin to seem a little stale. Sure the women change every year, but particularly since the economy passed purgatory on its way to wherever it actually bottomed out, the Adult Entertainment Expo has become less “extravaganza” and a lot more “trade show” in its orientation. No longer will you see companies pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars into spectacular displays meant more to show off to each other rather than actually sell more product to the fan attendees.

Crash the demand end of an economic equation, and those supply decisions become a lot more significant. For an industry used to surviving with a never-ending supply of Sharpies, owners suddenly had to start sharpening actual pencils. Showing off publicly to the competition morphed into the time-honored American tradition of showing off privately to the competition — with cars driven and vacations taken.

So there you have it — the sum-total of industry coverage necessary for at least the better part of the past decade. Throw in the newest selection of scantily-clad attention-seekers, and what else can you do? Well, around here we live by simple mottos, one of which happens to be: If you don’t know for sure what to do, throw some new equipment at the problem. Enter the GoPro — an itty-bitty video camera controlled by a smart phone app, the way all true Geeks celebrate.

Shayla Perspectives on The Obsequious

Now wandering through the hordes — “The Great Unwashed” as D.Minion affectionately refers to them — can be a daunting experience, particularly should you be of slight stature, like Shayla LaVeaux, for example. On the other hand, should you be a giant of a person, not only do the pressing masses not affect you, but it becomes remarkably easy to find you across a crowded room. We love Uncle Gibby, who happens to be one of these more rare giant-type people, and being dear friends, naturally we wanted to abuse him by making him look as ridiculous as possible while wandering around in public. Being the dedicated young man he happens to be, Gibby approved of the experiment.

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