Another toy was a vibrator that looked like a computer mouse, but mimicked the feeling of cunnilingus. Heather got bonus points by declaring that the toy felt good on her “lady parts”. (That’s a non-offensive word!)
[Wow. And we thought we could display cunning mouse movements around here.] I thought the Wonda-Stub, a dildo that is soft and segmented like an earthworm, looked interesting. Michelle’s dog was pretty sure that it WAS an earthworm, because he tried to run away with it!
[Well, presumably dogs need love too.] Both Heather and Michelle liked the Njoy Pure Wand, a rainbow shaped stainless steel dildo that hits the G-spot just right! Besides being low maintenance and easy to clean, Heather suggested that if “Grandma needed a hip replacement, this would be just the thing!” (Hee, hee, hee! Have I mentioned, lately how much I love intelligent women?)
[D.Minion should be careful here: If Heather will work for donuts, DM might be in for a demotion soon.]
After a few “reaction shots”, Heather and Adam were done for the day, but Michelle still had her news show to do. I mentioned how much I love intelligent women, didn’t I?
[Yes. As a matter of fact you just did. Apparently it’s true.] Ms. Maylene not only had her copy down cold, but also she corrected the typos on the TelePrompTer!
With Nicki Hunter gone for the day, photographer Chris King took over the hairdressing duties. (I love self-actualized men!) Then Michelle flew through her news report like Katie Couric! (With much more interesting stories)
[I don’t know how “self-actualized” this happens to be. Being willing to fuss over beautiful women seems pretty standard from where I sit. Now if Chris were doing Adam’s hair, that would be self-actualized. (It would also be potentially creepy as I’ve mentioned before.) … By the way, since we’re finally (perhaps) nearing the end of this fine exposé, we did feel a need to include this last photograph along with some explanation. Whenever you visit a set that features a lot of sex toys, you really need to check your car carefully before you drive home. Most of us in the business have no problem demonstrating a wicked sense of humor.]
Amazingly, we finished right on time! The Powers-That-Be will begin shopping these pilots to various channels, and I’m crossing my fingers that we’ll be watching Heather, Michelle, and Adam on TV very soon!
[Depending on your local cable provider, you may already be seeing some of these episodes on the “showing now on blah-blah-blah” station. They’re all over Southern California for sure, and NYC has at least one outlet that uses them. Apparently even with words like “va-jay-jay” some affiliates still consider them overly risqué. … As if it’s even possible to be overly risqué. … Really?!]
Another toy was a vibrator that looked like a computer mouse, but mimicked the feeling of cunnilingus. Heather got bonus points by declaring that the toy felt good on her “lady parts”. (That’s a non-offensive word!) [Wow. And we thought we could display cunning mouse movements around here.] I thought the Wonda-Stub, a dildo that is soft and segmented like an earthworm, looked interesting. Michelle’s dog was pretty sure that it WAS an earthworm, because he tried to run away with it! [Well, presumably dogs need love too.] Both Heather and Michelle liked the Njoy Pure Wand, a rainbow shaped stainless steel dildo that hits the G-spot just right! Besides being low maintenance and easy to clean, Heather suggested that if “Grandma needed a hip replacement, this would be just the thing!” (Hee, hee, hee! Have I mentioned, lately how much I love intelligent women?) [D.Minion should be careful here: If Heather will work for donuts, DM might be in for a demotion soon.]
After a few “reaction shots”, Heather and Adam were done for the day, but Michelle still had her news show to do. I mentioned how much I love intelligent women, didn’t I? [Yes. As a matter of fact you just did. Apparently it’s true.] Ms. Maylene not only had her copy down cold, but also she corrected the typos on the TelePrompTer!
With Nicki Hunter gone for the day, photographer Chris King took over the hairdressing duties. (I love self-actualized men!) Then Michelle flew through her news report like Katie Couric! (With much more interesting stories) [I don’t know how “self-actualized” this happens to be. Being willing to fuss over beautiful women seems pretty standard from where I sit. Now if Chris were doing Adam’s hair, that would be self-actualized. (It would also be potentially creepy as I’ve mentioned before.) … By the way, since we’re finally (perhaps) nearing the end of this fine exposé, we did feel a need to include this last photograph along with some explanation. Whenever you visit a set that features a lot of sex toys, you really need to check your car carefully before you drive home. Most of us in the business have no problem demonstrating a wicked sense of humor.]
Amazingly, we finished right on time! The Powers-That-Be will begin shopping these pilots to various channels, and I’m crossing my fingers that we’ll be watching Heather, Michelle, and Adam on TV very soon! [Depending on your local cable provider, you may already be seeing some of these episodes on the “showing now on blah-blah-blah” station. They’re all over Southern California for sure, and NYC has at least one outlet that uses them. Apparently even with words like “va-jay-jay” some affiliates still consider them overly risqué. … As if it’s even possible to be overly risqué. … Really?!]
