Filed Under: December

December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/03	We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan. Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] Oh, and be safe tonight. Have sex at home … =)
12/28/03	Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx]
12/26/03	Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/25/03	If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/03	The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/22/03	Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
12/19/03	We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion]
12/17/03	It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion]
12/16/03	In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain. That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis]
12/14/03	It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]
12/13/03	Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/10/03	Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.] See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion]
12/6/03	If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/3/03	It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You Get … Take a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
12/1/03	Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

December 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/02	We’re ending the year with typical form for us. Naturally that means that many of you may just want to skip this one and wait a couple days for the next beautiful naked girls frolicking about hither and yon (wherever the heck that is). We’ve put together a synopsis of the most recent Risqué Christmas Party which we’ve entitled En Masse Miscellanea. It’s good to go to Mass around the holidays, right? Those of you that like looking at friends’ vacation photos will enjoy this just fine. Those of you that prefer hard core will like Kristal’s new Magazine Cover a lot more. (And we promised D.Minion that we’d put in the plug we forgot. Dang, man, it’s hard to remember everything.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann]
12/30/02	Well the cold weather seems to be back and so Dee’s heating us up with A Couple Dirty Dozen from Jammin’ Jamaica. Technically there are 26 stunning shots here, but we’d have lost our alliterative efforts if we’d tried to have been precise, and so we chose form over substance in this introduction. Come to think of it, that’s generally our choice. We’re comfortable with it. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
12/27/02	Wendy is clearly Divine, and only Summer as beautiful as Kristal, Ann, Julia. In Michael Ninn’s view, however, these are among the Perfect women in our world, and that’s what D.Minion talks about today. We couldn’t have said it better ourselves … except to point out that there are 76 cool shots in this big parade. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Nikita Denise, Fujiko Kano, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
12/25/02	It’s Christmas!! We’re not too busy opening presents to forget our annual really bad pun efforts, though. You’ll probably wish you’d have sent more presents so that we might have forgotten this … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/02	It’s “Dee” time for celebration and Kristal once again “bares” some mention, so to speak. This time they’re both cavorting Naked in Hollywood, or at least in the series with that title. And D.Minion sees fit to throw referance to a whole bunch of various foods based on her most important basic food group, sugar. Maybe it’s the holiday times: ‘Tis the season to show folly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, Asia Carrera, D.Minion]
12/23/02	We’ve got Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath on their Night Calls XM Radio show, this time with special guests Kristal and Amber Summers. Then Taylor Wayne drops by to talk about breasts and Juli’s secrets for having anal sex with Rocco. Many people around the world probably don’t start out their weeks this way. Our members can … and ain’t that dandy? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kristal Summers, Anais, Taylor Wane, D.Minion]
12/20/02	Before the weekend we thought we’d offer up just a little reminder that our women have more to offer than stunning nude forms and obvious oral abilities. Kristal had a “Final” in her PhotoShop class last night and she had to design a CD Cover. We thought she did a wonderful job, and so we decided to show it to you. She picked a band at random, but it seems this group has been in the adult industry news lately, its lead singer allegedly talking one of our industry’s higher profile performers into walking out on her contract and her film career. We’d mention that there has to be some sort of poetic justice in Tera Patrick ending up with the head of something called “Biohazard,” but that would be inappropriate. So we’ll just show off Kristal’s talented brain … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
12/19/02	There was frost on the ground when we woke up this morning. Now for the vast majority of you that will not exactly constitute earth-shattering news. However, we should point out one salient fact: We don’t do frost in Los Angeles. We quickly whipped together a warming set from Inari and Dee on the much more tropical island of Jamaica. As you’ll see, they comfortably comfort each other on a comforter. Consequently, we called it “Comforter Cubed.” Capice? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs]
12/18/02	Many people have very few greater pleasures than uttering Wicked Whispers. Apparently D.Minion ranks among that crowd as she extoles the virtues of lesbian sex between Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, and Jezebelle Bond. Come to think of it, that seems quite a rational stance in those terms. Really pretty girls doing really personal things … that’s a good reason to “get up” today … And take some time to visit our buddies at Wicked too. Tell them we sent you and you’ll get lots and lots of free stuff: Just say we said it was fine … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]
12/16/02	We know you’ve probably been unable to sleep wondering how D.Minion’s account of the final day of shooting for The Devinn Lane Show, Part 2 went, and so we’ve decided to ease your torture and give you “the rest of the story” today. Note that we say “ease” your torture, rather than eliminate it, because we felt obliged to include a couple of 15 second video clips that D.Minion took on the set this day. Rather than beautiful naked women, however, we have instead short music clips featuring Mark Stone on guitar, and Evan Stone as vocalist. We don’t get naked women frolicking and masturbating; we get “Pinball Wizard” and “The Last Train to Clarksville.” Don’t worry, we’ve already talked to D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane Video, TJ Hart, Ruby, Exclusive Video, Kaylynn, D.Minion]
12/13/02	We interrupt this account of Devinn’s directorial return to bring you pictures of Inari lounging around naked on a couch we happened across while visiting a Georgia shoot. On this Friday, the 13th, we just couldn’t think of anything luckier … well, that you’d want to see naked … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/12/02	So we’re at Lowe’s (you know, the home improvement warehouse) picking up stuff for the Risqué Christmas party and we notice an SUV in the parking lot with a magnetic sign on it that reads “PregnantPhotos.net” — underneath a tasteful line art representation of a women well into her third trimester. We thought this was strange enough until we realized that the owners had to have chosen this particular URL because someone already owned “PregnantPhotos.COM.” You can ponder yet another absurdity in modern existence, or you can continue with yourThe Devinn Lane Show, Part 2reflections with over 50 beautiful pictures. Brian will love this one: There are almost no words at all, and TJ got booty … [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]
12/10/02	Kristal has sex with two men at once?! That should probably be enough to entice you to read more right there, but if not, we’ll note we also have pictures of Devinn Lane and Stephanie Swift naked. Brevity is good. Ask Mike. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, D.Minion]
12/6/02	Back when we started Adult Diary it seems we didn’t really have a precise focus on how we were going to proceed. As we continue our cleaning and holiday season retrospect it has occured to us that our approach might have been more of the tried and true “shotgun” attack. You know, fire a whole bunch of little bullets and see if you hit anything that people like. We’re better now (Really. Swear.), but once again we find ourselves in the position of offering up another dose of the early days. We’ll make the same apologies for the questionable graphics practices, and we’ll again laud the fascinating content. We’ll also suggest you again stock up on eggnog before you begin. Let’s call it “Back When the Old Stuff was New, Too” [sic, we know]. [FEATURED TAGS: When The Old Stuff Was New (Archives)]
12/4/02	We waited a week to post the latest Night Calls episode because Juli’s taking a rare night off tonight, and we didn’t want all of the members to miss their weekly dose of Juli. That said, we have to admit that the new “high-tech, state-of-the-art” studio lights are wreaking havoc with D.Minion’s automatic camera settings. She’s trying to manually compensate, but there’s a lot to adjust while trying to keep up with the pace of the show. We were going to tell you just to skip the pictures this time, but then we got to the final two. They deserved their own page, so you can skip the first 38 if you desire. In the spirit of Thanksgiving at least check those two out. You’ll see why the trip to America was worth all the trouble … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Laurie Wallace, D.Minion]
12/3/02	The AVN Awards nominations are out and we give you the only admittedly biased opinions you’ll find on the web. When we become Dictator, this will all be a lot easier. Until then, you can read what we think, or you can just look at the 45 beautiful pictures that our most nominated friend has shared with us. Hopefully come January, we can all stroll down Devinn Lane. We’ll let you know when that Dictator thing happens. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
12/2/02	As we’re entering into the time of the industry “full court press” mode for companies trying to woo the AVN voters, D.Minion gives us a summer time account of the XRCO Awards and their wildly appealing simplicity. We should note at the outset that her less than elaborate coverage very likely stems from the fact that she seems to have spent a fair amount of time under Devinn’s table. Having seen the awards show, we can assure you of the superiority of D.Minion’s vantage point, however. And at least this posting has less than seventeen thousand pictures to look at … We’ll tackle AVN mañana. That’s soon enough for me … [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Julia Ann, TJ Hart, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Year:2002

Month:December

December 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/30/01

Devinn Lane has been an extremely hard working young lady this year. Playboy TV, Wicked Pictures, dancing around the country and now… “Devinn Produces.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

12/27/01

In a remarkably serious introspection, we say goodbye to 2001 with things that may stimulate the mind, cause repeated rumination, provoke complex controversy–and then have some of the other general effects you’re used to around here. First off we find the lost answers to D.Minion’s eternal questions for Inari Vachs, and it turns out she can even entertain and entice us when she’s fully dressed. Fortunately, she doesn’t stay that way long. Then as D.Minion’s sign off for the year for Risqué News, she offers up her take on “Optical Illusions.” In the process she stimulates us with thoughts on reality, capitalism, racism and professional sex. Fortunately, she also stimulates us with Inari, and Kristal, and Dee (you guessed it) Oh My! [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

12/26/01

Before she left for the holidays, Wendy dropped by a bunch of pictures, and a unique idea for their presentation. She managed to get a complete set of photographs from a scene she recently did, and she thought it might be interesting to post them as a “Chronicle of a Day in Porn.” We thought she was probably right, and so we’re beginning with the first two installments here. We started with over 300 pictures from this one scene, so we’re not sure how many we’re going to end up with after we take out the bad ones, the ID shots, the ones with people in the background that didn’t want to be there, and the ones where the strobe simply didn’t fire, but we do admire Wendy’s creativity. We also admire several other parts of Wendy, but modesty forbids comment. You may comment freely. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

12/25/01

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! As is our tradition we’re celebrating in our own unique fashion. Since you’re a member you can at least check out 40 beautiful pictures of Kristal Summers after you subject yourself to our painful humor. We’re giving the gift of music this year, and consider yourself warned … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

12/17/01

You can have 92 bottles of beer on the wall, but you’ll have to get those for yourself. However, if you prefer 92 naked pictures of Inari Vachs on the wall, well then we can hook you up. Risqué News returns with that many shots just taken of Inari hanging out at a location, waiting for everyone to arrive. It appears it’s good to hang around waiting with Inari, because Inari Vachs Loves Sunshine. Around here, we just work to make her happy. We’re givers. What can we say? [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

12/14/01

Being a fan of beautiful people comes easily. Being a fan of beautiful people who are nice to you comes even easier. When you meet a beautiful couple who are BOTH nice to you, being a fan is extremely easy to understand. What seems hard to understand is why Wendy and Eric ever left the islands where these shots were taken. The photos are as beautiful as the people and the setting. Why there’s just so much beauty around here we’d better get you to the set before we begin to tear up … Check out Wendy and Eric in Sepia. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

12/13/01

Risqué News pops in with a very fine example of the value of détente. The fine Russian friend Nikita shows off here, after only a couple weeks in America. You can see why we encouraged her to stay in Naughty Nikita Naked. Sometimes less is definitely more … [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Vicca]

12/11/01

Wendy, being the Divine one that she is, has scheduled her final chat before the holidays for 5:00 L.A. time this Friday, December 14th. She also put together a string of snapshots that show her cavorting around Budapest, and flashing at the Danube. You gotta love a girl like that. Although in honesty we’re thinking of starting a new section on her site entitled “Reasons not to use a Mavica,” but that seems a little scrooge-like for this time of year. Maybe we’ll make it a resolution … Until then feel free to leave Wendy a note on her message board and let her know what you think. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

12/06/01

Wendy came by and dropped off some more Divine Edification from her Hedo Journal. She’s fun to read, and at least as much fun to look at, as she also gave us 4 dozen BEAUTIFUL dirty pictures. Wendy fans will enjoy this posting, as we linked this story all over the place with other shots, and other beautiful women she was talking about. We also opened up the MESSAGE BOARD for testing, and D.Minion’s open for suggestions. Boy this “Commune” thing sounds like a good idea, but it’s a “bare” (We know, it’s [sic]) to manage. Good thing we have the patience of Job. Oh, wait. We mean it’s a good thing we have a Job … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

So here’s the gig (again): This takes you back through June, 2001, and gives you a good feel for how we do things around here. We’re not fancy. We’re just real people doing what can be a really fun job. As we’ve said, if you’re not conviced you want to join by now, we’re not going to convice you with more “New Stuff” pages. However if you do decide to join, you’ll find 29 MORE MONTHS of “New Stuff” that take you back to our less than auspicious beginnings.

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December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

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