Filed Under: January

January 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/16 Dillion Harper

GingerLynn

Dillion Harper – Jasmeen Lefleur – Scarlet Red – Mika Tan – Christiana Cinn – Raylene

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

1/30/16 Kylie's Hands and Shayla LaVeaux

KylieIreland

The Risqué Sister Soirée

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Keri Windsor Video]

1/28/16 Kayla Louise

247AdultStars

Time for Summer … or Bikers, Maybe

[STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/26/16 Shayla

Shayla

A to the Anal

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

1/21/16 TenayaSometimes it can be fun to take a moment to consider the stories never quite told. Thoughts on a Birthday does just that for Tenaya, a good friend and a star that never had a chance to shine brightly enough in our business. Still, if you really consider the million stories in the naked city — much more literally so in this particular instance — you will understand that not all of them can be monumental epics. Have you ever noticed that no one who believes in reincarnation ever used to be a boring anonymous person, for example? Not everyone can leave a fabulous trail, but that keeps history interesting to some of us. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Exclusive Video]
1/17/16 Nikki Delano

GingerLynn

Aubrey Addams – Jodi Taylor – Olivia Wilder – Lexxxi Nicole – Nikki Delano – Angel Vain

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

1/16/16 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

Philosophy of a Stripper-Pole

[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/15/16 New Shayla LaVeaux DesignShayla kind of quietly launched into an entirely new design with the help of Kylie yesterday. Ostensibly to embrace the responsive and make it a lot easier to enjoy her members’ area on a mobile device, some of the cynical among us might support the, “Gee. Can you tell Shayla got a new iPad?” philosophy. That doesn’t really matter, though, as anything that makes Shayla happy makes everyone happy. The few of us heading out to meet her in Las Vegas this weekend will be expecting some pretty fancy dinners, or at least a cookie or something. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] 
1/14/16 Kylie's Hands and Shayla LaVeaux

KylieIreland

A Midwinter Day’s Theme

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Video]

1/14/16 Jill Kelly, Shayla, Emmanuelle

Shayla

We Begin Again … Newly … Another Time

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Video]

1/11/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Get Over It (#49)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

1/10/16 Kelly Shibari

GingerLynn

Shay Lynn – Nadia Styles – Cameron Dee – Ryder Skye – Melody Jordan – Kelly Shibari

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

1/9/16 Dee and SashaD.Minion takes charge of the television at lunch time, which wasn’t nearly as weird until she also mastered programming the DVR. Recently, thus, a few of us have decided that were we ever to be reincarnated as an actor, we would really like to have Smiley Burnett as our name. Because Smiley has one of those names that actually makes you do what it says it should. Now Dabo Swinney would be a cool name to hijack too, but in that case you might not be quite sure if you should smile. You would only know that folks would tend to. Still, left to only a single letter as a choice, we would all still be Dee[STAR TAGS: Brandi Lyons Video, Dee Video]
1/8/16 Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Linsey Meadows

ReelRisqué

Party Hearty | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Lindsey Meadows Video]

1/6/16 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

Thar She Blows | The Vegas Tease

[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/3/16 Victoria White

GingerLynn

Victoria White – Ashlyn Molloy – Misty Stone – Hope – Jenna Rose – Lucky Starr

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

1/1/16 Despite what wisdom the annual holiday classic film seems to impart, none of us here can point to any specific aspect of our lives that has suffered because we never knew Jimmy Stewart. On the other hand, some of the fortunate lives here have greatly benefited from meeting Heather Vuur, so with holiday nods to friends past and present we give you a fine opportunity to Truly Meet Risque on the first day of the year, taking liberal advantage of two spectacular people, Heather, and Michael Ninn. See? It’s looking brighter already. [STAR TAGS: Randi Wright, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Michael Ninn] 

January 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Tanning the Tub

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

1/29/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Doing Janine … (#7)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn]

1/28/15 Breanne Benson & Sarah BlakeIn a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the “2015 Adult Entertainment Expo” in Las Vegas with our observations. OK. So technically we brought back well over 200GB of data from shoots and such, and it will take a bit of time to get all of that organized, but we do have written observations, which we have enhanced with Sarah Blake and Breanne Benson for those people that prefer the more traditional observations. Spend some time considering lofty issues, you know, while watching lesbian sex on a rooftop in downtown LA. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video]
1/26/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

We Shan’t Tell … Presumably

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/26/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Just a Little Therapy

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

 

1/18/15 AEE 2014Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s AVN Awards show before we left for Las Vegas to attend the one this year. Yeah, sometimes we display a truly dizzying intellect. As we prepare this time, though, we have more than 50 years of combined experience, so we know exactly what to do. In fact, our ledger that shows the posting schedule lays out the plan perfectly: It says, and you will notice the quotes here: “VEGAS BABY! … Eat Ice Cream … Get Fat … Don’t Care. … So there.” And now you know how the professionals do it. … See y’all in a week. [STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chanel Preston, Samantha Saint, Remy LaCroix, Alexandra Silk Video]
 
1/17/15 Chantelle Fox People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to the “City of Lights” to see all the porn stars, but we’re pretty sure that can’t be it. And we’re never wrong — at least that we can remember. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Bliss Dulce, Karmen Karma, 247AdultStars.com]
1/16/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Fox in Socks — The Adult Version

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/15/15 Young Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Carnival of Shayla Knowledge

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Kylie Ireland]

1/14/15 Kylie Ireland and Jada Fire

KylieIreland

Gettin’ Some “Strange”

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jada Fire Video]

1/12/15 Dee Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about Taren Steele and Dee. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Capri Anderson Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Dee]

 

1/10/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Definitely More Than a Handful

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/9/15 Juli Ashton and DeeSo we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video]
1/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Haven’t You Missed Me?

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

1/6/15 Taren SteeleSlipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider Slipping Mickey a Hmm[STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]
1/4/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

A Certain Incident at a Booth … (#44)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cricket]

1/3/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Unlocked Door

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

1/1/15 Faye TaylorNext year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we Welcome in the New Year in the fashion people pretty much care nothing about imitating anyway, you can think about what you might like to see in the next college football season. So far we know we want a mini-championship that we could use like every month or something, just rotating teams. We’ll call it the Serial Bowl. [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]
1/1/15 Faye Taylor

247AdultStars

Faye Taylor – Lady in Red

[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]

 

January 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/14

Probably not very many adult companies have a Dolly Parton quote framed in their entry way, but we do. During an interview one time, Dolly said, “People have no idea how much money it costs to look this cheap.” … And why might this make us think of the adult industry instead of country music? Well, people probably have no idea.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Natasha Marley, Jessica Drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Nikki Fairchild Video, Olivia Del Rio, Bailey Blue, Celeste Star, Sunny Lane, Jayden James, Jessica James, Shy Love, Kennedy Leigh, Jessa Rhodes]

Natasha Marie
1/28/14

One of our all-time favorite adult industry quotes came to us from Alex deRenzy who explained, “If they’re looking at my furniture, I ain’t doing my job.” … Sometimes you need to take a step back and think about the bigger picture, a task we approach both directly and subtly today. You may need to pay attention, though, because having Kristal Summers in addition to a lesbian orgy can make your thoughts wander to more immediate considerations. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, Marie Luv Video, Ruby Knox Video, Lana Croft Video, Eva Angelina Video, Sammie Rhodes Video, Sindee Jennings Video, 247AdultStars.com]

 

Kristal Summers
1/25/14

How do you provide a Gestalt View of a ceremony where they give out serious awards for Best Blow Job — and women cry if they do not win? Well, every year we try to do that, and every year we think, “My, but this seems like an odd thing to do.” … In every walk of life, some things just go with the territory, though. In a porn life, they just tend to be surreal on occasion. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Samantha Saint]

The Visionary Steve Orenstein
1/22/14

We blast back into the membership business today, fresh from yet another fascinating (and regularly unclothed) trip to Las Vegas. OK. So maybe “blast” should be “crawl” if we find striving for complete accuracy to be important, but folks are blasting through the organization of a “boatload” of new assets even as we speak. Interestingly enough, our web site assets often include part of that word literally. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs — Likely not Thinking About our Assets at All
1/12/14

Visions of sprinkle donuts dance in some heads at risqué, while entirely different sorts of naked beauty dominate the thoughts of others. Now we wouldn’t want to tell anyone what they “should” enjoy, so we’ll go on record as saying should you prefer to enjoy Jayden Cole in D.Minion’s “Cole-Hearted Thriller” while you eat donuts, well, we will be just fine with that. Assuming we make it back from Vegas again, we’ll see you in a week. We’ll tell you all about it. [STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video]

 

Jayden Cole
1/8/14

For future reference let us give you a little advice that you probably do not hear every day: If at all possible, you should try really, really hard NOT to be in Pasadena on the day of the college national football championship game — at least if they happen to be playing that game at the Rose Bowl. Trust us: a quarter million drunken tourists are a lot more fun if you just watch them on television. We tend to learn by doing, however, a point to which at least a couple of the new people here can attest. As “BAAB” considers the role of Powerful Women, she does an admirable job of elevating females without being overly “BAAB to the Bone” … . (Sorry, George.) [STAR TAGS: Melissa Monet Video, London Keyes, Elexis Malone]

No Boys Necessary
1/4/14

To paraphrase Ron White — a pastime we rather enjoy, as you may already know — “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see them all.” Understanding that sentiment, we feel for poor Maverick and Steve who will be absent from all the naked ladies in Vegas this year. We didn’t want them to feel too badly, though, so we put together a “broad selection” (as it were, should you be one of the more politically incorrect out there) in order that they might pass the time while we’re away. We said we feel bad for them, not that we won’t have an excellent time teasing them. [STAR TAGS: Happy New Year!]

They’ve already seen Shayla naked. They probably don’t care.
1/1/14

So what happens when two porn stars take a bath together? … Um … If you cannot answer that question without checking out our “answer” inside, then maybe you should think about joining a different kind of site. We’re not certain, but there are probably excellent ones on like internal combustion engines, or model rockets — something like that. For our part, even though we don’t use “fuel” per se, we have been known to cause a controlled explosion or two. We see no reason to change that course this HAPPY NEW YEAR! [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Clean and Dirty at the Same Time

January 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/13

Don’t you just hate it when two roads diverge in the yellow woods, and come to find out you’ve been in the redwoods this whole time? Then when you find out that all the pretty girls were in those yellow woods, well, it can make you really sad. On the upside, we always have hope for the next time, just as soon as we figure out where we should be wandering. That’s the trouble with the Internet: It created too many forests. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Diamond, Zarena Summers Video, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

A Lexi in a Different Forest
1/28/13

If you work in Information Technology (IT) you probably have compiled your own list of things you really do not want to hear from people in your company. We feel safe in assuming that, “Hey, how do I get chocolate out of my keyboard?” to be right up there with the icky ones. … It seems that D.Minion has discovered something called “Choco Tacos” recently, though, and she approaches their use with her usual confident naiveté. Sometimes that works out better for her than others as you will with see with the soon to be classic game, Name That Strip Club Tune. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea]

Whistle A Happy Tune
1/23/13

As it turned out, not everyone did in fact get to go to the AEE this year, as one of those boring (but well paying) “other” kinds of clients required attention. Consequently those of us that did attend will need to explain all the wildly entertaining things they missed this time around — and we get to do it for an entire year. (Woo-HOO!) … So … the group set ground on a tour of this oft-charted desert isle … and then a whole bunch of stuff happened that we’ll get to later. For now, just understand that we had a million phones, a billion lights, and many motor cars to go with a skipper, at least a couple millionaires (but no wives), one professor, many, many movie stars — and likely at least a few first matings going on.  [STAR TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

Shayla Commenting on 1994
1/14/13

Since for some reason we all find ourselves heading out to the parade of porn stars in Las Vegas this year, we thought we should leave you for a week or so with the fine thoughts and images of Lon and Kylie. Come to find out, once people discover that Kristal Summers will be riding with us to the AEE, suddenly everyone sees a critical need for their attendance. When we take the 7-hour drive with Maverick, we don’t have nearly so many volunteers. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Julia Ann, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Sunny Leone, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Skin Diamond]

Tori Black and Lon. Peas in a Pod. Possibly.
1/12/13

Actually naming an adult movie “Naked” would be like choosing “Food” as the name for a cookbook. Fortunately the wise folks at Adam & Eve decided not to follow the “working title” recommendation, choosing Intimate Encounters 3 as the official release name. Granted, once people start putting numbers after a title it does tend to diminish the program as unique unto itself, but with D.Minion on set for Day One, we can be absolutely sure of one thing: We will definitely get unique. [STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Misty Stone Exclusive Video, Ashlynne Leigh Exclusive Video, Marie McCray]

Not all of the 249 photos from this day feature puppies, just so you know.
1/9/13

Anyone can cover a porn convention and come up with fascinating insights and (even more easily) photographs of beautiful women. But only truly exceptional folks can cover a porn convention before it even happensas Steve has done today. Granted, technically this all refers to the 2012 convention, but that’s a minor detail. Porn stars. Real Dolls. And Lon. … What else does one need in order to provide concupiscent enlightenment? (OK. So you could need a dictionary. Maybe.) [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Brooklyn Lee, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Belladonna, Tasha Reign, Stormy Daniels, Sophie Dee, Ron Jeremy]

Real Doll & Lon. Not Pictured: Local Police
1/5/13

Suppose you had a friend that justified trying to put a Hello Kitty toaster and a giant troll doll in her carry-on luggage by explaining that any TSA agent that found them in her checked baggage might be tempted to steal them? And suppose this same friend spent her free time watching her favorite types of adult movie scenes, these being either double penetrations or solo female? … Well in that case another friend that spent her first few minutes in a new location looking for fun places to masturbate might seem sort of normal, right? Life is simply a matter of perspective with D.Minion and Shayla around. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

On Innovation and Plumbing with Shayla
1/1/13

We could talk about how simply postponing a decision for two months does not “avoid” a cliff nearly so much as “postpone” it. Or we could talk about how the “last minute” congressional compromise sure looks a heck of a lot like the exact same solution they had on the table a couple of weeks ago. … But why would we do that when we could welcome 2013 with Dee’s 4-Way Lesbian Dilemma instead? Clever beings that we are, we decided that we would not. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Watching Politics and Sausage-Making