Filed Under: May

May 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/15	For years we have been advising talent to be wary of the “once in a lifetime” opportunity in this business. Whenever someone starts a pitch trying to convince them that whatever they want this young woman to do “will never happen again” or “she’ll never have the opportunity” to make that choice in the future, well, she’ll probably get the same spiel in about a week or so. Consequently, we tend to avoid the Big Announcement sorts of things around here. On the other hand, rare chances do exist — you know, otherwise they’d be mythical ones. … So in that unique celebratory spirit, Ginger Lynn officially joins the Risque Commune today. Oh, goody! … We just thought we were crazy. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn]
5/31/15	GingerLynn Dayton Rains – Tara Holiday – Nikki Phoenix – Kelly Nichols – Joslyn James – Emily Kae … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
5/29/15	ReelSeduction Poise. Presence. And Pulchritude. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan, ReelSeduction.com]
5/26/15	KylieIreland The Proctological Proctor — pt 1 [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]
5/25/15	Too many Americans do not appreciate the seriousness of the national holiday today. Anyone familiar with our work in the Risqué Communes certainly knows that we completely lack standing to ever accuse anyone of insufficient reverence, but it should still be possible to have fun while remembering the sacrifices made by others that actually allow us to continue having it. Consequently, while we do offer a bit of distraction with Taren Steele and Vicca (aka Victoria Queen) today, and we encourage BBQ on a regular basis, it might be OK to take just a moment and appreciate that we can all do that. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Victoria Queen Video, Taren Steele Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
5/24/15	247AdultStars Summer of Chantelle #1 [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, 247AdultStars.com]
5/22/15	ReelSeduction Showering with Presence [STAR TAGS: Claudia Valentine, ReelSeduction.com]
5/21/15	The Summer of Chantelle kicks off in earnest this weekend, so D.Minion decided to run a highlight reel of coming attractions — you know, as it were. You can tell by the posting pace this month that things have been a bit hectic, but sometimes you just need to stop and smell the sprinkle donuts. Should Shayla LaVeaux and Chantelle Fox be around to add to the aromatic excellence as well, you should be polite and offer them a pastry too. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Mint Chocolate Shake]
5/19/15	KylieIreland You Gotta Wipe Up That Water (#46) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
5/17/15	Shayla It’s A Great Day … [STAR TAGS: Amy Faye, Shayla LaVeaux (via Skype), Reel Seduction Radio]
5/15/15	ReelSeduction We Consider it “Slurple” Haze [STAR TAGS: Jenna Haze, ReelSeduction.com]
5/13/15	247AdultStars Syren Sexton Rings Our Bell [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/11/15	KylieIreland Only in Our Dreams [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Moxxie Maddron Video]
5/9/15	As Maverick and the 247AdultStars team get ready to sing their temporary Syren song, we decided to prepare everyone a little bit for what we’re calling the Summer of Chantelle around here. The lively British lass spent the week with us at the AEE this past January, and we all ended up at least a little bit in love. OK. So Chris King wanted to get married and run off to have babies with funny accents and presumably born with tattoos and piercings, but the rest of us were a bit more moderate in our adoration. If you have ever wanted to read a porn star’s diary, well today we give you that chance. If you do not wish to spend your time reading, you can just look at the pictures, and we’ll tell you the moral of the story: Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder … [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox]
5/8/15	ReelSeduction Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans … Off [STAR TAGS: Daisy Destin, ReelSeduction.com]
5/7/15	CythereasWetWorld The Trek on Track [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]
5/5/15	We lost our expert in Mexican history last Christmas, and when the next person assigned to honor the holiday today thought that Cinco de Mayo involved five sandwiches and an excellent condiment for ham and cheese, we knew we had to try something a little different this year. Consequently, while we encourage everyone to celebrate a victory over France any time they can, we decided to take on The Color of Honey in rare bit of serious observation. Hey, everyone celebrates in their own way. D.Minion always celebrates with sprinkle donuts, for example. And D.Minion will sometimes celebrate just because a day ends with the letter ”Y” … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video]
5/3/15	Big weekend for sports. … Millions of fans watch a frozen rubber puck get pushed around a sheet of ice. Millions more watch bouncy orange balls try to make it through a hoop. Horses run around in a circle with tens of millions of dollars at stake. Couple guys try to beat each other to death with their fists, actually earning hundreds of millions of dollars. Then we have the NFL doing its version of picking teams on the playground with all the guys not being picked being sad/mad about all the guys picked before them. Sometimes it seems like we never emotionally develop much past six years of age. We decided to use professional athletics as a metaphor as we examine the overriding gray areas in modern American civilization. Then we decided that honestly that sounded painfully dry. … So we decided to feature Sasha Grey instead, who happens to be many things, none of them particularly dry. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video]
5/2/15	KylieIreland The Porn Pundits (#16) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
5/1/15	ReelSeduction Shayla & Chantelle Cock Tales [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, ReelSeduction.com]

Year:2015

Month:May

May 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/14	In all probability Jassie will not be appearing out of the blue to give you a blow job today. She probably won’t appear out of the aquamarine or fuchsia either, so you might need a different coloring book all the way around. On the other hand, if one hangs with Jassie, one can never be quite sure what may happen. She’s an exceptional lass, that Jassie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jassie Video, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]
5/26/14	Happy Birthday to Kylie, both sexy and wily. When she strips down naked, it makes us all smiley. … OK. So it’s not exactly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but you have to agree that it’s a lot easier to read. Also, despite his literary prowess, Mr. Coleridge never had lesbian sex with Ashlyn Rae. Well, you know, he was a dude. … Kylie wins again! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video]
5/23/14	Few people on the planet understand network television as well as our own D.Minion. This seems odd to us, because as a rule people do not tend to study things whose primary function seems to be one of causing irritation. Of course weave in the captivating beam of London Keyes, and even the ChickaDees cannot stay sad. Put London in a school uniform, and … well … we just give them all some private time. But we share … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
5/20/14	An ever-vigilant and thoughtful new member pointed out four missing large images in a post from clear back in 2006. Granted, Heather Vuur does not show any signs of ever becoming “old news” or anything — particularly around here — but we did want to show our appreciation for the effort taken to write in and point out the errors (quite politely, we should add). Obviously we could have simply fixed the four links on the photos, which we did — to cover ourselves whenever someone else goes back there — but then we got to thinking. … OK. So sometimes that can be scary, but sometimes it can also result is wonderful new larger renditions of the photos, along with typically stunning video of Jassie, Brooke, AND Heather Vuur this time. Fans pay attention. Everybody wins! [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Brooke Banner Video, Michael Ninn]
5/18/14	Despite a significant amount of technical prowess in these offices, we have as yet been unable to figure out how to use Parental Lock to keep the DVR from filling up with unwatched episodes of “Too Cute” on Animal Planet. Of course D.Minion has her own ways … as some of learned painfully this week. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Misty Rain Video, Leena Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/12/14	Have you ever wondered why all the beautiful women do all the difficult — notice how we avoided the overly simple pun hard at this point — work around here? Well, it turns out D.Minion remains fairly sure that an overwhelming desire to please her pretty much explains it all. Would that this were only true, we would never again have to ask For Whom the Belles Toil. … (Yeah, that hurt just writing it down. … Sometimes we have no control. You should know that about us. … ) [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Georgia Adair Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
5/9/14	Everyone arrived at work today in a wonderful mood. Having each received text messages last evening, it seems we now all have a new favorite Green Bay Packer we have affectionately nicknamed “Monica” — according to our leader. After all, what else does the name “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” make you think of? … And this strange view of the world pretty much explains all of our Adult Behavior perspectives today. … You learn to adapt; what can we say? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/5/14	Many, many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, although according to a new report we heard, apparently the holiday tends to be a lot more popular than in America than in Mexico. If we had paid more attention we might have learned why that happens to be, but we can just take it on faith. It was on the television news. It has to be true. … All of that said, not many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo the way we chose to this year — with Mika Tan. Hey, we’ll drink cerveza and ruminate upon Mika. Sounds like a plan. … [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Lorraine Sisco]
5/2/14	Sometimes you meet someone, and the chemistry between the two of you almost feels electric. OK, so most of the time one of you feels attracted while the other feels repulsed, but magnetic fields can be sort of like electricity, so that should count for something. Still, should you find yourself on the “rejected” end of one of these interpersonal dynamics, do not despair. While sadness tends to be depressing, mirth can be quite fun. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Carli Banks Video, Alexis Love Video, Tiffany Sweet Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]

May 2013 Risque | New Stuff

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/13	Depending upon where you happen to be in the country, it could be excellent weather for skiing, a really good idea to find a basement somewhere to hide in so you don’t blow away, or a darned fine time of year to go swimming with Kristal Summers and her friends. As you shall see, they always bring a lot of inflatable floating devices to help add to the fun, so you won’t need to worry about that. Oh, and they also bring a lot of pool toys too. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video]
5/23/13	Walk a mile in their shoes. … Theoretically that constitutes pithy and wise advice. … Of course like all advice, the people that most need it happen to be exactly the ones least likely to give it any credence, which pretty much explains why philosophers do not rule at the top of the income ladder in America. Fortunately around here, our pearls of wisdom involve, well, a different sort of gem altogether. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video]
5/16/13	Truly creative people could take a bunch of apparently disparate groups of elements and weave them into a cohesive and captivating presentation. And by golly, if we could have found any we’d have put them to task this time around. Say, for example, that one needs to bring together Cytherea naked in the office, haiku poetry, and the general state of being “Lucky” in adult entertainment. One of those truly creative people sure would have been handy today. [STAR TAGS: Lucky Starr, Cytherea]
5/9/13	You may have noticed in your personal ruminations over the years that the difference between “public” and “pubic” comes down to one little consonant. And yet if you show your pubic in public you will probably get arrested. That hardly seems fair if you think about it that way, right? In our diversion today we discuss one “L” of a problem, as you might have guessed, although to be honest, you might like the pictures best. Some people seem to. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Rayveness Video, Whitney Wonders Video]
5/5/13	Over at Risqué we maintain a very liberal attitude when it comes to holidays, probably because we happen to all be big fans of anything that involves a “celebration” in any sort of manner. Even it does not happen to be one of those extra special events — those that involve presents of course — we pretty much sign up for the event. After all, what could be better than time away from work involving a big ol’ party, lots of music, dancing, eating and drinking? … Well, appreciating the event with Dee and one of the very early Risqué favourites comes to mind, but not everyone can do that. … Or can they? [STAR TAGS: Dee, Alicia Rio Video, Gabrielle Video, Tess Newhart Video]
5/1/13	Hmm. … So how can we put this without terrifying everyone, assuming we’re all too young to remember the War of the Worlds radio broadcast? … “Danger, Will Robinson!” … “I have a bad feeling about this.” … Or perhaps the ever-popular, and date-appropriate in this case, “Mayday! Mayday!” … Whatever way you hear it, we cannot get around the fact that Kristal Summers has taken a once amazingly shy fan and turned him into a porn performer. And D.Minion somehow thinks that graphic artists all know how to paint ceilings, but that’s not really the point today in our Maverick Courage awe. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Maverick Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Year:2013

Month:May

May 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/28/12	If someone gives you an extra-special, handy-dandy, super-secret coupon, it’s pretty easy to just throw it away. However, if someone gives you this coupon along with a whole bunch of other fascinating memories, well, then, you can spend an hour or two being entertained — before you throw the coupon away. Still, we’re covering Members and Memories today, and that seems apropos for Memorial Day. (You will need to supply your own beverage and BBQ. Sorry about that.) [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Exclusive Video, Heather Vandeven Exclusive Video, Jassie Exclusive Video, Monica Mayhem Exclusive Video, Eddie Van Halen, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
5/26/12	Looks count apparently. Consequently a couple of talented folks spent some time on presentation this time around, although honestly the fact that you’re presenting Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, and Steve (before he left too early) doesn’t hurt one’s dedication to the effort. Sadly limited to only a “Virtual Dee” this time around, D.Minion nonetheless managed to work in yet another reference to donuts with sprinkles. Maybe it comes from hanging out with all those sweet women … maybe. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]
5/23/12	Regardless of one’s level of education, we all seem to be susceptible to the devilish “grass is greener” trap. Even if we happen to be exceptionally talented in one area, we all display an apparently human desire to do something else. Well, just so you know, that doesn’t always work out exactly as we anticipated. It does not diminish the “fun to try” factor any, though, and so around risqué we tend to let people play a bit when they feel the urge. Honestly, this should be the last place anyone ever discourages urges, right? … By the way, do you think rock stars sit around lamenting, “Dang, but I surely do wish I could do web code!” before they go to bed every night? [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kaz B., 247AdultStars.com]
5/18/12	Today happens to be all about Shayla LaVeaux, which honestly would make any day a darned special occasion. Everyone loves Shayla, to tell you the truth, mostly because she’s kind, considerate of the feelings of others, and even after all these years in the industry still goes out and puts “fun” first in everything she does. Of course the fact that she’s sexy as all get out doesn’t hurt anything either. Life being what it is, though, somehow all of us people that love Shayla don’t get treated exactly the same way as some of the people that Shayla loves back. Presumably that has something to do with the whole sexy as all get out thing. … That bites. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Silk, Carmen Luvana]
5/14/12	Having gotten quite confused over the weekend with what we had as a plan to introduce Cytherea’s site wishes, we came into work this morning to the greetings of all those annoying “stickler for a schedule” types pointing out that we sort of forgot to put up what we were supposed to. Fortunately, a healthy dose of humor goes a long way in these parts, so we managed to sneak by with our illustration from yesterday, if we promised to put up the “other” Cytherea post today. More Cytherea? … No one can see a down side in that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
5/13/12	We celebrate “Mom” today, even as the rest of the country does the same thing. Granted, as a general rule we probably celebrate the process in which women become moms a bit more than does the average person, but as difficult as it may be to believe for the politically conservative out there, we have mothers too. We also have fathers. … And pretty much after that everything is different. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
5/10/12	Today we’re doing something a little different, which considering our usual method of operation probably provides no practical clues as to our intent at all. Even we couldn’t remember the last time we did something “normal” when we tried to think about it. That said, we have never used this particular approach before. You see, our leader actually wrote an article for the FREE SIDE of risqué, and then we adapted that document to the MEMBERS’ SIDE of our world. Members may not even realize it, because why would you ever go back to the Free Side, after all, but we (sporadically) run “web safe” stories out there with the hopes of finding new folks that might enjoy our approach in here. Of course they are rarely truly “topical” — often running years after they appeared in the Members’ Area — but we spend the vast majority of our time taking care of Members, so this approach has always seemed logical to us. This time, we got instructions to flip that approach completely around. We have no idea why, but however odd we may be, we also have a decidedly prudent streak. We do what the boss says. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Holly Hollywood Video, Michael Ninn]
5/7/12	We always celebrate Cinco de Mayo in this office, either because we’re extraordinarily culturally aware, or we just love dark-skinned women. That could be it too. Of course it could also be that for whatever reason we all really love very spicy Mexican food. But that could be simply because initial interviews are always done at a local “Cantina” and anybody that wimps out over the chile verde never gets hired. Our own “El Jefe” disputes that last claim, but interestingly that’s not quite the same thing as denying it. … Now this year the holiday came on a Saturday, and what with all the work we’ve been doing on the new catalogue, in a rare turn of events every one of us had the weekend off. Fortunately we suffered no digital disasters in our absence, but we did miss the celebration. Consequently we’re celebrating Siete de Mayo this year. Tequila makes one quite adaptable, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
5/1/12	So if you spend a few hundred words trying to explain just how well you can be brief, well, that sort of seems to miss the point, right? If, however, a lovely lass such as Shayla LaVeaux makes the request, you certainly try your darnedest to accommodate her. We may not have done an exemplary job per se, but if you look at it honestly we nonetheless feel rather fine about the issue. How many times in life has a pretty girl reduced a group to a bunch of blithering idiots, after all? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]