Filed Under: September

September 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/08	Members of Congress have apparently forgotten the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf! You see, after a while, people just don’t believe you anymore. And that sucks. On the upside, and true to his nature, Maverick with 247AdultStars today, has decided not to worry about any “Economic Crisis” and instead focus on very fine breasts. Now we’re not sure if having everyone take some time out of their chaos to just appreciate boobs, but we are sure that it certainly can’t hurt anything. And that would be a pleasant change. You see, around here we remember The Boy story, and we also remember Chicken Little. Apparently our “leaders” aren’t really even smarter than a first grader. Jeff Foxworthy cannot be impressed. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
9/27/09	And now we’ll return you to your regularly scheduled nudity. … We love it when we get to say that. … We’re not positive, but probably most jobs out there don’t provide a useful outlet for this particular sentence, and that seems a shame really. Also most jobs probably don’t have Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, and Shayla LaVeaux as visual “aides” as it were. All in all, this job has a lot going for it. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Sindee Coxx]
9/26/08	Occasionally around here we sometimes do things like we said we’d do. Of course other than meaning that none of us has ever worked in Congress, that doesn’t mean that much. Still, we did manage to find the inside scoop on the Inari Vachs party that Mav mentioned on the Members’ Message Board, and that makes him happy. Not that we really care all that much if the Brits are happy all the time, but less whiny always seems a bonus. We should be nice to them, actually, because a great many European states border another country, and so that makes a whole lot of Europeans experts on foreign policy. We need those folks around. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Inari Vachs, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/23/08	Lon sometimes has a plan. However, Lon occasionally does not have a plan, and this generally occurs when he’s about to spend quality time with various beautiful women. Then Lon’s too concerned about his equipment to form much of a plan. … Fortunately for all of us, Lon’s worrisome equipment in this case turns out simply to be a new digital camera. Now you know it’s safe to enter. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Miyoko Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/19/08	So we have a 700 Billion Dollar problem and the President says, “Oops. Those darned Wall Street People …. But we’re winning the war. Did I mention?” … Granted it has been some time since Econ 101, but it seems like actually printing money to solve a problem doesn’t turn out to be a very good long-range solution. Still, it is America and we can’t have a whole bunch of rich people all of the sudden becoming poor people. That just won’t do. … On the upside, we’re avoiding the economic issues of the time and using D.Minion’s view of “Innocence” — perhaps as a metaphor for its loss, but still …. We will say here, though, that Latin class was just about as long ago as Econ 101, but maybe we should try to remember this little diddy: nosce te ipsum. Know thyself. … Or at least try to pay attention to history. … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Love, Amber Rayne, Jamie Elle, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/14/08	Philosophy and Economics provide our focus today, at least if you ignore the whole “Kristal Summers naked and doing a Cam Show” thing. Now we don’t want to criticize over a century and a half of higher education standards in the United States, but if more professors used visual aids like Kristal Summers, we all might learn a lot more easily. At the very least we wouldn’t miss class just because we don’t feel well, or we’re too tired, or we’re hung over, or any such silly reason. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
9/9/08	Don’t you just love a good palindrome? You know what makes a really fun one? … 41-14 … Now that may not be up there for most of you with “Madam in Eden I’m Adam” but if you happen to be a Monday Night Football fan (well, and you don’t happen to be from Oakland), then 41-14 seems like one of the best palindromes you’ve ever seen. Of course none of this has anything at all to do with Inari Vachs, or anything else we’re talking about today, truth be told. But if you’ve been a Bronco fan for very long at all, you know that you’d better take your “happy mornings” when you can get them. We should mention that you might think carefully about reading something called “Wear for Thou Art” , however. And if you make it all the way through today’s post, you’ll also learn to be careful what you wear around us: We take pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
9/6/08	So we’re back from yet another super-secret movie shoot, and this one we really can’t talk about. The allegations and law suits are flying back and forth like the ball in an Olympic ping pong tournament, and we don’t feel much like being the net (if we might continue the metaphor). However, all remains far from lost as we can talk about a dear individual, Taren Steele. What with all the recent publicity that Governor Palin has given “moms” in general, it seemed appropriate — and a lot safer. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]
9/1/08	In honor of Kristal’s Birthday (!) today, Maverick has been learning about the power of the Press Badge. This time he takes us behind the scenes into an “adult industry only” party at a London club. As you might expect, he didn’t deviate that much from his usual pursuits, as he basically went in search of large breasts. (There’s the “honor of Kristal Summers” part, in case you didn’t notice.) Interestingly, the British (and visiting) Breasts seemed to pale in comparison, understanding of course that your basic Southern California breast actually “tans in comparison” to most others. Still, that’s never diminished our interest in them. We can leer regardless of skin tone. We’re talented that way. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]

Stars:Alexis Love| Amber Rayne| Inari Vachs| Jamie Elle| Jessica Drake| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Michael Ninn| Miyoko| Rayveness| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindee Coxx| Stormy Daniels| Taren Steele| Vicca

Year:2008

Month:September

September 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/07	Kristal Summers lounges around naked on a bed at D.Minion’s house. A bodacious blonde masturbates adroitly across the Atlantic. And Santa. … And then it gets weird. Official worry sets in about some of the employees around here, as you’ll undoubtedly find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/26/07	Well it looks like we’re finally back to more of a regular schedule here as the horror movie finally wrapped and all the follow up has almost finally finished. So we’re going to kick-start your weekend here with another cam show replay from Kristal (who even brings her buddy Dee in for a bit this time around). We probably shouldn’t have been surprised that the horror movie took as long as it did, right? If you think about it, if any shoot should be from Hell … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]
9/13/07	We got quite a few notably kind emails about our Russian friends Vicca and Nikita, and most went on to compliment the Mamacitas ladies as well. Some weeks are just like that. You can go days and days without any substantive emails from members and then all of the sudden something really hits home. Well, we decided that while we’re off finishing the “real movie” and trying to figure out why dismemberment is somehow more palatable to the MPAA than an erect penis, y’all might enjoy a little more of Vicca as our own Mamacita in the interim. OK. She’s probably not a “mamacita” strictly by Dee’s definition, but we were in Mexico, and we did eat a lot of Mexican food on the trip. That counts, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca]
9/9/07	It’s either a comedy of errors or an uplifting episode designed to make us dwell in the happiness and recognition that we are all human. … Or it could be Sandie Caine talking about being a porn star (and showing off a bit in the photo sets, actually). Either way, you can take from this little adventure what you may, and in the final analysis, that’s all we can really ask anyway, right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video]
9/3/07	Aye, Chi-Wa-Wa – or maybe that’s Ah, Chee-Wah-Wah – it probably depends on where you’re from. Or more accurately, it probably doesn’t matter all. What does seem worthwhile would be D.Minion’s coverage of Day One where Dee found herself directing Mamacitas 8 starring Daisy Marie and Alexis Amore. It involves bathrooms with signage, strange bathtubs, rubber ducks, and the general oddness we’ve all come to expect from our … um … colorful minion. Still you might have a good time visiting. Just think of us as some of those weird relatives you like to watch during holiday season. It makes it easier. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/1/07	Well, the “official” remodel of the Members’ Side of the site(s) has begun, and so far we’re just intimidating all the Super-Geeks with the sheer volume of what we’ve been doing around here for the last eight years or so. It’s good to scare Geeks, though, and besides it’s fun to have a hobby. Anyway, Bijou has been compiling various lists and databases, and such, and somehow she found that we had begun D.Minion’s story about Vicca and Nikita’s photo shoot for the “novelty” company that would eventually sever the relationship with them, but never finished it. And since we just talked about the latest “novelty” convention here, and since we’ve been on the tangent of Vicca’s recent birthday in one of the Members’ Message Board threads, we decided that today would be a good day to finish the story. Occasionally we have a rhyme behind our reason. Or is that reason behind our rhyme? … But this doesn’t rhyme – all of the time. … It’s probably best to just enjoy some new looks at some old friends here, all things considered. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Stars:Alexis Amore| Daisy Marie| Dee| Kristal Summers| Nikita| Sandie Caine| Vicca

Year:2007

Month:September

September 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/06	We’re repeating ourselves again, for the next time. And then we’ll probably do it a few more times before it happens subsequently. In addition odds are that we’ll duplicate our efforts through some thinly veiled excuse at novelty in the future too. On the upside, when you have lives like we do, this is not necessarily a bad thing. Consider it Sensory Overload. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Stacy Silver, Claudia Rossi, Sarah Twain, Kathy Anderson, Keana Moire, Lucy Lee, Zoe Trope, Nella, Nikki Sun, Veronica DeSouza, Exclusive Video]
9/24/06	Well, it’s probably time to get back to work we figured. And then we figured that Sundays are a day of rest — unless you work for the NFL. And then we thought that some people apparently don’t like to watch football. And then we just got very confused by these people, but we did give them something else to do today. See if Heather Vuur, Justine Joli, Kellemarie, Kimberly Kane, Karlie Montana, Angie Summers, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Marlie Moore, and Samantha Ryan sound interesting, for example. Then of course you can read the full script from Sacred (because that’s been a strangely common request this week), and of course you can BBQ, presumably even if you don’t watch football. [FEATURED TAGS: Starring Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Kellemarie, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Angie Savage, Karlie Montana, Marlie Moore, Kimberly Kane, Samantha Ryan, Michael Ninn]
9/17/06	There were times we thought it would never happen. There were tumultuous times; there were times of high achievement, and times of great joy. But there’s only a party left on this one, folks, and that’s a “non-press” affair. The fat lady’s warming up. D.Minion’s Day Five of Sacred Sin is in the books and we can (finally – Did we say that out loud?) close the last chapter on this one. We’re not sure what we’re doing next, but if anybody asks, tell ’em we’re going to Disneyland. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie,Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/15/06	We’re doing a favor for a dedicated member today, but like most dedicated members, he probably doesn’t mind sharing. It seems that we’ve uncovered a treasure-trove of unseen photographs of Anais, and it seems further like he would like to see them. It’s been an emotional week, but this seems like a dandy way to kick off the weekend. Sometimes you just need to take some time and look at the pretty girls. As we’re fond of saying around the office: It’s not like we’re saving the world or anything, but we are certainly preserving some of the more beautiful parts. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/13/06	On a significantly happier note we dance to the tune of Heather Vuur today, as D.Minion covers the promotional uncovering, as it were. If you were curious, “Vuur” means “fire” in Dutch. So far we get it … [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn]
9/11/06	One takes a moment when one must. Anger, like most emotions, is best channeled. [FEATURED TAGS: God Bless Peace!]
9/6/06	Oddly enough the important people are headed off to Los Angeles to begin anew with the task of covering shoots for Ninn Worx. This time around Lorraine Sisco’s directing (contract star) Heather Vuur in a Feature called (so far) Aperture and Michael’s directing Heather to lead the next of his Fem releases. That’s interesting, but not nearly as interesting as checking out an in abstentia tribute to “an old best friend” of D.Minion’s. We call it “Sacred Dee” and that’s completely because we’ve apparently never recovered from being five years old. It’s bad to think too much. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/2/06	It’s hard to believe, but we’re actually working our way through this Sacred Sin BTS by D.Minion as we reach Day Four today. Aside from the fact that there are some unusual (and fun) music video pictures, there’s also Monica Mayhem (and of course Heather Vuur and Jassie). All in all in was a day of Gothic Chandeliers, Piles of Rubble, Musical Geniuses … oh, and fake blood. Just another day on set with Michael … [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Monica Mayhem, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

September 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/05	We encourage reading the classics around here. And then we encourage reading almost anything else. Reading is good, and your head doesn’t hurt nearly as much the next morning if you spend the evening reading rather than developing a personal relationship with, say, Jack Daniels. OK. Maybe if you spend the evening reading the Republican National Platform it might, but nobody really reads that anyway, do they? In honor of this encouragement, today we’re taking a twist on the classics with “Of Vice, Not Men,” and while certainly not destined to be required fodder at some future university it has the distinct benefit of including Juli Ashton, Alexandra Silk, and Devinn Lane among its subject matter. After that, who really cares? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Exclusive Video]
9/26/05	A funny thing happened on the way to the web post today. One of the site management tools that we use pointed out that this Night Calls, August, 2005 entry represents a total of 5,000 pages that we’ve laid out for the world to see. That seems significant … not like the stars in a mountain sky at night or anything, but still significant. But although we’ve been good at honesty over the years, we’ve probably never been good at understanding significance. It’s a shortcoming we’ve learned to live with, however. So we’re going to leave it up to someone else to add that particular aspect. For our part, we plan on watching the Broncos on Monday Night Football, all the while hoping that Kansas City sent all of their players to assist in the hurricane relief efforts instead of bringing them to Denver. We may not be good at significance, but we do just fine with perspective. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sunny Lane, D.Minion]
9/24/05	Now we can tell you about D.Minion’s visit to the set of Lost Angels – Wanda Curtis, and of course provide all of the usual fascinating insights delivered in laconic observation. OK. Maybe “laconic” might be more that we could hope for … so let’s go with “pithy” … and you guys can get on the Message Board and blame “bradcom” for the renewed fascination with words around here. One of the editors bought a bargain bin Word of the Day calendar and has felt it necessary to try to use the words for the 267 days that have already passed this year — in one week. (Bradcom owes the office a beer, by the way.) To D.Minion’s credit we should note, however, that she did provide 135 wonderful photograps of beautifully unclad women … oh, and some cows, an aging motorbike, and a couple of landscapes of a water truck. Isn’t it nice when things get back to normal? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/23/05	It’s time once again for the Revelry of the Lab Rats. Oh. That would be us, by the way. However, this may not be as onerous as one might think, but we shouldn’t really explain it here because then everyone would hear about it. Let’s just say it involves some rather interesting activities for about 50 or so of the top stars in adult entertainment today. Sometimes it’s good to be a member, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/21/05	Oops. We got called into the Principal’s office today, or at least its porn equivalent. It seems we haven’t been practicing the proper reverence for the vaunted Adult Video News Awards. You know, we’d be really sorry, but proper reverence has never been one of our better subjects, and we’ve pretty much come to grips with this failure over the years. While we’re contemplating our wrong-doing, and driving all the way to Los Angeles to hear about it, by the way, we thought we’d let you kill a little time with the Anais version of (the) Pool Party. We might be using that term fairly loosely here, come to think of it. … Drat. … There we go again being all impertinent and the like. We should be sent to our room immediately … and Anais should come with us to be sure we’re really sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/14/05	Being rather the pragmatic type, we tend to pay attention when someone wants to teach us something. Hey, if someone wants to use us for our brains, we might as well get something out of the deal, right? Besides, you just never know when knowing a few tricks can turn into a fun afternoon with Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor … oh … and Shayla LaVeaux and Devinn Lane. Oh, my darling(s), you just never know about some things, although learning it seems to us will always be a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/13/05	Now you’d think that being a “lab rat” wouldn’t be the most fun job in the world. However, provided no one really cuts open your head to stick pointy electrical things into your brain, there are some positive things to be said for the potential. If, for example, you have Anais and Jana Cova as your visual “aides” (as it were) for the day, well maybe it would be OK to just hang for the time being. We can always escape later. It may seem hard to believe, even after all these years since school, but “Homework can be Your Friend.” [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/10/05	It was 12:34 on May 6th, 1978 … Naturally, this made it 12345678 …. Well, at 11:12 today it will 9-10-11-12 (sort of) which isn’t as cool by any means, but it’s not bad. Also not bad would be the triumphant return of the Ninn Worx Weekend, at least since we get to talk even more about Justine Joli. We certainly seem to be living in a “phase” mode these days, don’t we? Ah, well, as long as the pretty girls keep on telling us secret stuff and letting us into their lives, this seems like a good place to hang around. You know, it occurs to us that a great many of the women currently making XXX movies were not even alive in 1978. Now is a good time to stop this kind of thinking is the next thing that occurs to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Holly Morgan, Georgia Adair, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn]
9/8/05	If you have to hang around on a movie set, we suggest hanging around with Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, and Charlie Laine. … You know, the trouble with simple advice is that it seems to be awfully hard to accomplish most of the time. … At the particular moment however, we asked not for whom the belles tolled … (We need a bumper sticker that says “Decry the Paucity of Good Literature” … and we need a bumper on which to put it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Charlie Laine, Justine Joli Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/6/05	You know what would be wonderful? It would be wonderful if people always did just what they said they were going to do. That would be great, wouldn’t it? In my decade (plus) of Porn Star Management I always said that if you just do what you say you’re going to do, that generally being showing up on time, looking good, with the wardrobe you need, and knowing your lines, you’d immediately be in the top 2% of the working talent. Sad, isn’t it? But it’s still true, although “lines” aren’t as commonly used as they once were, what with corporations buying up all of the companies and the time taken to do “dialogue” being hard to justify on a silly balance sheet that somebody who’s never even seen an adult movie has responsibility for. Video may have killed the radio star, but Business may beat us all to death sooner or later …. OK. We’ve stalled enough. If you don’t recall our promise, then you’re probably not a member anyway, and you haven’t even read this far before you clicked away to another page. We’re very philosophical today … [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
9/4/05	So say you’re going to have a Dinner Party. And say that Dee, Carmen Luvana, and Lauren Phoenix are desparate to attend. … Then say that champagne makes their clothes fall off. We’d say you’d have a dandy time, but we’re really trying to avoid the obvious (obviously). [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix, D.Minion]
9/1/05	Rumor has it that one of our own has a birthday today, and like responsible adults we know exactly how to treat mere rumors. … We consider them Gospel, and then endeavor to tell as many people as we can remember about the scandalous circumstances that we can recall, or at least make up. Think about it. When else would the entire address book of your email, or the entire listings in your cell phone directory, become valuable? So Kristal Summers has a birthday, and apparently that’s a unique enough of an occurrence to spur us into action. … OK. It’s at least enough of an occurrence to entice us into wishing Kristal a Happy Day … and to show off one of Kristal’s “Flirty Dozen” … She’s really a great person; it’s the least we can do. At “least” we should do that, it seems. We plan on more serious spurring just as soon as we take a nap. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

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