| 4/30/22 |  As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can teach a pig to fly — twice — if you befriend Erica McLean. To be clear, no harm was caused to any real pigs in the creation of this frolic. As you relax from hearing that last part, you might want to remember what happens if you put lipstick on a pit bull. You apparently get a Governor of Alaska. Strange politics up there in the freezing cold. [STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video] |
| 4/29/22 | 
Risque “TOC” Squirt Squad[STAR TAGS: Mason Moore Video, Kaci Starr Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Priya Rai Video, Charley Chase Video] |
| 4/27/22 | 
Shayla Curiouser & Curiouser[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chanel Video] |
| 4/25/22 | 
GingerLynn Days of the Dead[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/24/22 | 
247AdultStars Christmas in April & A London Event[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Katie K. Exclusive Video, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Michelle Moist Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton, HollyD., Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Holly McGuire, Keisha Kane, Melvina Raquel, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar,247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/22 | 
Cythereas Patience as (Explicit) Virtue[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 4/22/22 |  When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the latest BatFXXX episode might just be it. This does not make the orgy less interesting, mind you. We simply wanted to be up front about the plot. Because everyone cares most about the plot. Right? [STAR TAGS: Breanne Benson Video, Isis Love Video, Persia Pele Video] |
| 4/21/22 | 
Shayla Phun with Phantastik Phakes[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 4/20/22 | 
247AdultStars A 420 Aide with a Little Black Dress & Another Little Black Dress[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/18/22 | 
GingerLynn Here Kitty-Kitty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
| 4/17/22 |  Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor Keeping the Faith, regardless of one’s afterlife position. With the possible exception of whatever-the-hell is going on with Russia these days, taking a moment to acknowledge the human condition and professing — however temporarily — an optimistic view of its trajectory seems both appropriate and necessary. Around here we accomplish hope today with Faith Leon, she of the uniquely applicable name. As we understand it, though, not all religious organizations recognize the value of our approach. Well, the trouble with organized religion has always been the organization. The poor, poor fools. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Puma Swede Video] |
| 4/16/22 | 
Risqué “TOC” Revere Emancipation Day with No Strings Attached[STAR TAGS: Pamela Kayne Video, Angelina Video, Karma Video, Ameara LeVay Video, Alexandra Video] |
| 4/14/22 | 
247AdultStars Bessame Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/13/22 | 
GingerLynn Jasmeen LeFleur Preening & Pontificating[STAR TAGS: Jasmeen LeFleur Exclusive Video] |
| 4/12/22 | 
Shayla Nurse XY vs Nurse XX[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video] |
| 4/11/22 |  Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling a story illustrated with naked women does seem to help keep people’s attention focused. It’s a living… [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Justine Joli, Sunny Lane] |
| 4/10/22 | 
GingerLynn Natasha Voya – Jasmeen LeFleur – Missy Martinez – Jayden Lee – Amber Lynn Bach – Veronica Ricci… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/9/22 |  The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see how a Risqué Visitor found 2007, then think about packing up your onesies and coming out to say hello next January. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/8/22 |  We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 247AdultStars coverage from the 2010 event because (A) AVN swears this year will be much more like “it used to be” in the room, and (B) we wanted to let people see what fun used to be like before the crushing ceilings and crunched aisles at the Hard Rock. We will miss not hanging with porn stars at the Virgin (now), but they might have thought of that too. Dang. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2010 Exclusive Video] |
| 4/5/22 | 
GingerLynn Taken … and Stirred[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/4/22 | 
Shayla One Bodacious Barmaid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/2/22 | 
247AdultStars Caine is Able | Chessie Plays Pinball | (and Plays Maverick)[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/1/22 |  We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of Batfxxx in the Enchanted Forest, it almost certainly had very little to do with love. Honestly, we do know enough philosophy to agree with the Talmud when it advises never calling out a fool as being a fool, because you will only end up with an angry fool. Odd how the tentacles of life learning can come together (pun definitely not intended) in one little — albeit quite colorful — scene in an adult movie. Without giving too much away, though, we can tell you that a fool and his honey are swoon parted. (OK. So that one was intentional.) [STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video, Lolita Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Tory Lane Video] |
April 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra| Ameara LeVay| Anais| Angelina| Breanne Benson| Cate Harrington| Chanel| Charley Chase| Chessie Kay| Cytherea| Faith Leon| Faye Rampton| Ginger Lynn| Holly McGuire| HollyD| Isis Love| Jasmeen LeFleur| Jill Kelly| Kaci Starr| Karma| Katie K| Keisha Kane| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Lindsey Dawn McKenzie| Lolita| Loz Lorrimar| Mason Moore| Melvina Raquel| Michael Ninn| Michelle Moist| Nikki Hunter| Pamela Kayne| Persia Pele| Priya Rai| Puma Swede| Sandie Caine| Scarlett Fay| Shay Hendrix| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindee Jennings| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Tessa Taylor| Tory Lane| Tracey Lain
Year:2022
Month:April
We consider it fundamentally unfair when, in the midst of a heated argument, one party brings up something that happened at any point prior to one year ago from the date of the dispute. Consequently, as anyone who has been in a long-term relationship can tell you, somewhere around 95% of all arguments between couples therefore rate as fundamentally unfair. Oddly, they still seem to happen a lot, so clearly if a lot more people in the world were reading Risqué, the world would be a lot happier place. Yep. Philanthropists ‘R’ We. Even 
Depending upon when you read this update it may be gone (or otherwise repurposed), but for the last few months we have had a countdown over in the sidebar set to expire at 12:00 noon EST on this day. Some of you may know the significance of that specific time on that specific day, while the majority of you may not care at all. For the less politically-inclined, we will summarize by saying 
Sometimes you do not realize how much you miss an old friend until you run across a photograph of them. Have you ever noticed that? Granted, we have no idea how Millennials “run across” old photographs, since they seem culturally opposed to printing anything, but maybe they sit in some comfy chair and scroll through the Gallery app on their phones. (There is a Gallery App on phones, right?) Whatever the case, we have much more convenient — not to mention explicit — ways to stir up some 
Anyone who has ever watched a football game on tv has probably seen the commercial featuring a bunch of coaches uttering a collection of memorable quotes. Foremost among them might be Vince Lombardi pacing along a frozen sideline yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Having viewed (like most of us probably) the shocking chaos at the U.S. Capitol this past Wednesday, we have decided that from this point forward every meeting of any member of Congress, no matter what the location, no matter how significant the meeting, should set aside a few seconds at the beginning for the Parliamentarian to play the clip of Vince Lombardi yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Seems like we have lost that message somewhere along the line, and Dear Vince can help us. For our part, we have decided the best we can do would be to 
Happen across a day with random masturbation and balcony blow jobs, and you might think, “Well, golly. This might turn out to be something unusual after all.” … Or you could just live in 
While we understand that as a practical scientific matter, “tomorrow” will only be 24 hours after “today” on the calendar, when you get to turn the page on an entire year as decidedly sucky (again using the scientific term) as 2020, well, it simply feels different. Consequently, we have decided to see how the other half lives and completely ignore the science. Yep. We will simply pretend that tomorrow will be completely different from today — absolutely, 100%, and in all manners, resolutely different. We do 
Times like these, when you do not get to do your normal “Christmas Stuff” at all — unless you happen to be a complete moron, but we generally presume those types do not frequent Risqué — we can all use a bit of fun and humor with our consenting adults entertainment. Not much better than Nick Manning for that sort of thing, in many respects, although adding Trina Michaels definitely helps. Just try to remember that by definition half the people in the country are of below average intelligence, and maybe that will help you feel better about things. You will not like them any better, but it may make the pain slightly less irritating. Or else 
At one time or another in our lives, all of us have felt the desire for something just to be over. That could be what happened with the Bluebird folks as they closed up Macbeth 2, what with dead people coming back to life so they can get killed again, a bizarre — and not terribly Elizabethan — dungeon in the mix, and quite honestly a star who may have lost his mind — and not in the only because I’m playing Macbeth sort of way. On the other hand, none of this really distracts from the 
Sure, everybody knows the basics. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Slim — y’know, now that Jim’s out of the picture. There could be some other things best left avoided too, particularly in this industry, but we do tend to celebrate a lifestyle lacking in reverence, so it seems disingenuous to complain. Sometimes all you can do is let the sleigh coast over the top of you and then jump up on the back. When the Grinch scowls back at your antics, just wave happily (and possibly 
You could probably learn a lot about a person if you knew their innermost sexual fantasies. Then again, knowing this would almost certainly not make you happy. It might make you anywhere from quite uncomfortable to horrified, truth be told, because people are weird SOBs when it comes right down to it. It does not even matter which way you voted in the last Presidential election, right now you are thinking, “Wow. There are currently over 70 million completely bat-shit crazy adults in this country.” … May 
Back inside. Locked down again. Oh, joy. … How many of us have had the following thought over the past few months? “You know, upon careful reflection and given ample time for profound rumination, I have come to the conclusion that I am an extremely boring person.” … Granted we have been able to manage life without sneaking out to black market raves, or swingers’ clubs, or even (gasp!) dining inside restaurants, but honestly the house can only get so clean/remodeled, y’know? Good thing 
Start with the premise that you will be visited by a ghost while in the midst of having sex with a willing and enthusiastic partner. Then consider that the ghost happens to be the particularly beautiful Amy Azurra who rather than simply scare the bejeezus out of you instead wants to join in for 
Anybody out there remember Steppenwolf? Well, regardless of how easy (or not) your current ride tends to be, we can assure you that this gritty band from the 1960’s did not record a hit song called Born to be Conventional and Boring. On the upside, you may enjoy 
Friday the 13th has always seemed like the perfect day to post for us, probably because we always feel such a Lucky influence around these halls — well, virtual halls as it stands. Then again, successful people make their own luck as we understand the process, but we’re pretty sure that just repeating lies over and over again, louder and louder, will never actually make them true, y’know, as luck would have it. So as we begin a month of 
We feel very welcoming today, which turns out to be a very good thing, as Welcome to the Valley will end up being a months-long exercise in fun, fantasy, and some other word starting with “f” that encourages you to happily enjoy the fictionalized version of life in the adult movie business. 
Well this has been particularly exciting, even for the chaos that normally surrounds a U.S. Presidential Election. Both sides always think the other misguided and lacking in the prioritization proper for whatever issues seem important at the time. However, this time about 50% of the people think the other 50% of the people are completely certifiably wackadoodle. (Sorry if we got overly technical there.) Then here we are four days later, and we still do not know if we are happy or sad, again, regardless of which side of the Trump fence you picnic. So we decided to highlight the discombobulation with a much smaller scale issue in Bluebird’s Macbeth, Act 2. While obviously holding vastly more importance on a global scale, the electoral process does suffer from a distinct lack of nudity. So we win! Yay! … Of course considering the candidates, that distinct lack of nudity could well be a good thing. [STAR TAGS: Misa T., Natalie DiAngelo]