| 12/31/16 |  To some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/30/16 | 
ReelRisque Tube Socks Soirée | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video] |
| 12/29/16 | 
KylieIreland Contact Jewelry (#53)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
| 12/28/16 | 
247AdultStars Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
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| 12/26/16 |  Oh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle] |
| 12/25/16 | 
GingerLynn Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/24/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Butterflies are We[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 12/21/16 |  Today marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
| 12/19/16 |  Monday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video] |
| 12/17/16 |  A long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] |
| 12/14/16 | 
247AdultStars A Bentley in a Bed[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 12/12/16 | 
Shayla Playing with Her TT’s[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/11/16 |  Sometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video] |
| 12/11/16 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/7/16 |  We do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/5/16 |  Most people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann] |
| 12/3/16 |  Most sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/2/16 | 
247AdultStars Rub-a-Dub-Dub[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
December 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexis DeVell| Amber Rayne| Anais| Carli Banks| Cate Harrington| Cytherea| Ginger Lea| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuu| Holly Wellin| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylan Nicole| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Lorraine Sisco| Mark Stone| Michael Ninn| Michelle Thorne| Phoenix Ray| Rita Faltoyano| Samantha Bentley| Serenity| Shayla LaVeaux| Tall Goddess| Tina Tyler| Veronica Hart| Wanda Curtis
Year:2016
Month:December
OK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of 
Happily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have 
Everyone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn 
We’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
By the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as 
Sometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains 
We do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we 
Honestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide 
For everything there is a season, and for some reason every time we think about that we end up spinning around in a circle thinking, “turn, turn, turn” — which explains why we try not to think about it that much, truth be told. That said, as summer thoughts turn to fall, our 
Winning an Olympic Gold Medal seems as though it would be a truly wonderful thing, although the effort surrounding that achievement would likely follow you the rest of your life. If nothing else, you will need to practice appearing humble every time people look at you with awe. Also, you will need to practice bringing this humble fact up in conversation with strangers every time you enter a new pub and do not wish to pay for your own drinks. … Suppose, however, you won an Olympic Gold Medal for “Men’s Dinghy” at your Olympics. What do you do in that case? … In our case, we decided to feature 
When you’re very young you can’t wait for your birthday because it means something very special happens. You often get one of your favorite meals, everyone treats you like you’re something special, and — were we being honest — 
At first blush, y’know, as it were, one might think that doing a scene all by yourself in an adult movie might be the “easiest” way to dip your toe in metaphorically — or literally, maybe, if you happen to be really, really limber. Truth be told, ask any female adult star you happen to run across, however, and she will almost certainly tell you that “solo” scenes rank as the most difficult performances, not the easiest at all. Most of us probably learned at a very young age not to make a lot of noise while masturbating, for example. Most of us probably do not risk cramps in our limbs so that lights and photographic equipment might have unobstructed gynecological views. Moreover, the vast majority of us probably do not jump up, spin around, and contort in an entirely different direction three or four times during a single … um … exercise. So remember this as you watch such performances. They’re movies, y’all, 
You would think that keeping track of all things Kristal Summers might be just the sort of job to which pretty much everyone would be quite happy to pay close attention. That said, Kristal can be overwhelming when taken in mass quantities, so trying to do something relatively straight-forward like organizing all her cam shows for display under modern techniques, well, it can make a person walk into stationary objects. (Sorry, Mav.) … On the other hand, whatever happens, in whatever order, bottom line you end up with 
Our original plan was to entitle this brief editorial interlude Geeks Run Amok: They’a Culpa, but then the copywriters might be found guilty of the same transgressions as the video folks this week. Hey, when you get to deal with women as articulate and beautiful as Kayden Kross on occasion, it can affect your entire life’s point of view. That has to make sense. … In the end we went with 
Originally Maverick had scheduled a Celebrate American Independence Day by showing off Sexy British Women sort of thing, and being the good winners that we pride ourselves on being, we thought that was just fine. Then we find out that the specific “piece” on tap would be from the 