Filed Under: Alexis Amore

April 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/14	Having thus far fallen short of our collective goal of reaching a lifestyle of pure noblesse oblige, we nonetheless feel obliged to offer a noble effort toward understanding world culture. Of course we used on-set adult star interviews in both the U.S. and the U.K. to serve as our illustration, which we admit may fail some arbitrary “significance” standards when it comes to global importance. So while we may not be solving world economic issues with our looks at Georgia Adair and Cate Harrington, our test subjects have boobs. … We win. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]
4/27/14	Arising from peaceful slumber this morning, we had every intention of lounging in our respective peignoirs, fully dedicated to eating bon-bons and reading trashy novels. After using Google to discover the meaning of a couple of those terms, though, we figured out that our lives beat the heck out of any trashy novel plot, so we might as well learn a little something this weekend. While we’re on the topic, though, did you know they still make bon-bons? You can find anything on Amazon. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
4/22/14	Gift-Giving etiquette dictates that the Thought in the situation takes precedence over any actual eventuality. For our part on the celebratory occasion, we hold that truth to be self evident. … You see, despite what we must say in polite public, not all men were really created equal. Nor were the women. Have you ever seen Jana Jordan entertain a pretty woman? [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Brea Lynn Video]
4/20/14	Everyone should be a fan of festive occasions that involve the giving of candy. Some festive occasions, of course, have other “meanings” as we understand it, but honestly they pretty much have us with candy. Naturally we put a risqué twist on “Some Bunny to Love” as we celebrate, thinking most people won’t miss old hard-boiled eggs in the process. As an aside on that topic, we’ll offer up some advice on festive occasions in general: While green eggs and ham might looks basically scary when done, purple eggs and ham can add quite a celebratory flair. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Amore, Jenaveve Jolie]
4/18/14	Today would be a Fine Friday to talk about Intimate Exposures 4 we decided. It could not be a “Good Friday” to talk about it because one of our Fearful Leaders expressed fear of “being zotted” should we label it so. Most of us hold the opinion that actually shooting an adult movie on Good Friday has a much greater Zot-Potential than just talking about shooting a movie, but we could be wrong. Or it could just be that Episcopalians might be a strange bunch. [STAR TAGS: Niki Lee Young Exclusive Video, Sophia Jade Exclusive Video]
4/15/14	Traditionally we try to do something decidedly non-taxing on this day because … well, if you need the explanation, you really need to pay more attention in life. Fortunately the mind of Lorraine Sisco can provide an excellent diversion, and the support staff of Mika Tan, Daisy Marie, Alexis Love, and Jean Valjean helps a lot too. It takes a village sometimes, you know. For the record, we have a darned good-looking village. [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love video, Lorraine Sisco]
4/11/14	Giving everyone the 4-1-1 today seemed entirely appropriate, and since we try to be appropriate at least annually, we decided to get it out of the way for this year. After careful — dare we say nearly painstaking — examination of Monica Mayhem, Daisy Marie, and Keeani Lei we have decided that the women in adult entertainment hold a much greater significance than the men. Now how many professions outside the WNBA can you say that about? [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem, Daisy Marie, Keeani Lei]
4/9/14	Fact vs. Fiction. Porn Men vs. Other Men. … What it looks like taking a shower with Shayla — well, maybe if you were drunk and resting on the floor at the time. Whatever the case, you may think about any of these things today, as you ponder the global craze that might have been the HoPro. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake]
4/6/14	Things can be confusing when you happen to be dealing with trying to combine sexual women on camera and concepts like “Best” in the same conversation. Fortunately for everyone, we alleviate all that befuddlement and just make it simple today. With Mia Malkova on tap (as it were) it all becomes perfectly clear. Or else you really won’t care and will be perfectly happy spending an hour or so in consideration of Mia on video and in stills. Either way, we’re cool. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com]
4/1/14	Iconic fictional detective Philip Marlowe once remarked, “I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin.” Our own Uncle Gibby happens to like Raymond Chandler, and considering the date, A Particular Foolish Fetish seemed like a fine way to honor Gibby for all his hard work of late. A little Anais fit the Marlowe bill nicely, and we might learn a little in the process. Winners all around. No foolin’ … [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Stars:Alexis Amore| Anais| Brea Lynn| Cate Harrington| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Georgia Adair| Jana Jordan| Jenaveve Jolie| Keeani Lei| Kimmy Haze| Mia Malkova| Monica Mayhem| Niki Lee Young| Sophia Jade| Wanda Curtis

Year:2014

Month:April

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, Shayla.com

April 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/12	Mark Twain wrote, “Always do right! This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” … D.Minion wrote … well, a bunch of other stuff that probably actually gratifies some of us, astonishes more than a few of us, and then completely baffles the majority of us. That said, she does get to hang out with beautiful porn stars, so she’s got that going for her. Also, a group of people theoretically exist that might understand references to 1960’s television, although they would likely never admit it in public. So D.Minion probably makes them happy. … For the record, though, it’s really mean of her to threaten to pee on the heated seats in someone’s Lincoln, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
4/25/12	Probably not very many of us sit down for lunch and begin discussing the best lesbian orgies we’ve ever seen. And probably most of us have never considered that such a thing might exist as a shy porn star. And certainly almost no one could conceive of shooting a movie where none of the people actually in the show even know they’re doing it. … Well, things happen to be fairly odd in the risqué world, and just these sorts of things happen to us with some regularity. … Of course it remains to be seen what kind of difference this path less chosen will ultimately make, but if ever people start being overly critical, we just bring the conversation back to the lesbian orgies. That generally shuts them up. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]
4/22/12	How far will writers go to “justify” a sex scene in an adult movie? … Yeah, well, anyone that has seen very many that even pretend to have a plot will tell you, basically an amazingly long way. Of course if you tried to write what happens in your own life down on paper, it probably wouldn’t make all that good of a movie, which of course explains why we have movies in the first place. On the other hand, what if you shot a movie, and no one knew it — even the people starring in the movie? … We’ve done that. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Capri Anderson Video]
4/18/12	What ho! We have discovered the “reason” taxes were not due on April 16th, that being “Emancipation Day” in Washington D.C. — so apparently a holiday there means none of the rest of us can be held responsible for federal laws on that day either. While we’re really talking about Day Three of Gibby’s dance report on Shayla.com, with a little Tenaya (and a bonus for a friend) thrown in, this new knowledge did give us pause to consider: Are we not all glad at least not to be subject to the whims of the D.C. Mayoral elections? Remember Marion Barry? … EEEK! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish, Tenaya]
4/15/12	Does anyone know why since April 15^th falls on a Sunday this year folks get until Tuesday to get their tax returns filed? More importantly, although certainly taxes hold a vital importance to each of us, and no one can think of anything more exciting, nor can we think of anything more enjoyable that involves compulsory participation, every once in awhile we need to think about less taxing considerations, right? … OK. So we might have been just the slightest bit sarcastic there for a second, but we nonetheless rank among the world’s experts at non-taxing diversions. Society needs those too, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Jenna Haze Video]
4/13/12	Very few people have a legal name that makes them well suited to enjoy all the “Friday The Thirteenth” occasions that happen in a year. Other than being often compared to the one-eyed dog, with no tail, and three legs, being named “Lucky” probably makes life more interesting than being someone named Bob or something. Sometimes, however, you just do what you’re told. Pick your battles, after all. (And for the record, we happen to know some very excellent “Bob” people, and we promise to continue to genuflect when appropriate.) [FEATURED TAGS: Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Sunny Leone]
4/10/12	How can it be that a group with nearly 100 years of combined experience in the adult industry has never run across such a fun word as concupiscent until today? And who would have thought the vocabulary lesson would appear in a biography on Harry Truman? … Unexpected things happen in life, though, and at its core, that seems to be what makes it worth living — well, at least if you sort of overlook the whole beautiful women thing. … Members here, of course, completely grok the value we place on reading, and some of them might even hang around because of it. Who knows? They may potentially also appreciate how we do not forget about the beautiful women aspect, however. That could be. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Sophia Knight, Breanne Benson, Jessica Jensen Exclusive Video, Kandi Spitfire Exclusive Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/5/12	We have been known, on occasion, to take a wee bit of time to get completely through a story here in the Commune. Having acknowledged that fact, even we found ourselves astounded at the eight years it has taken to finish up this little tale of Maverick and Dee. At least we cover well this time around by quickly popping you off to Shayla’s site so you don’t spend too much time thinking about the sort of people that might even remember an “open” task for eight years. On the other hand, we tend to get used to open in this business. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee]
4/1/12	Apparently people have been wildly scrambling to buy California Lottery tickets, leading to the usual media reports about the statistical difficulty involved in actually winning the big bucks. Without a doubt our favorite comparison put the odds in terms quite easy to understand: “You are more likely to get killed by a vending machine than get all six numbers correct in this random drawing.” Now that may be, but don’t you think they should postpone all big revelations like this to today? After all, they could have a lot of fun on April Fool’s Day — we do. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Dee Video]

Stars:Alexis Amore| Breanne Benson| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Dee| Inari Vachs| Jenna Haze| Jessica Jensen| Kandi Spitfire| Kristal Summers| Olivia Parrish| Rayveness| Shayla LaVeaux| Sophia Knight| Sunny Leone| Tanya Cox| Taren Steele| Tenaya

Year:2012

Month:April

September 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/07	Kristal Summers lounges around naked on a bed at D.Minion’s house. A bodacious blonde masturbates adroitly across the Atlantic. And Santa. … And then it gets weird. Official worry sets in about some of the employees around here, as you’ll undoubtedly find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/26/07	Well it looks like we’re finally back to more of a regular schedule here as the horror movie finally wrapped and all the follow up has almost finally finished. So we’re going to kick-start your weekend here with another cam show replay from Kristal (who even brings her buddy Dee in for a bit this time around). We probably shouldn’t have been surprised that the horror movie took as long as it did, right? If you think about it, if any shoot should be from Hell … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]
9/13/07	We got quite a few notably kind emails about our Russian friends Vicca and Nikita, and most went on to compliment the Mamacitas ladies as well. Some weeks are just like that. You can go days and days without any substantive emails from members and then all of the sudden something really hits home. Well, we decided that while we’re off finishing the “real movie” and trying to figure out why dismemberment is somehow more palatable to the MPAA than an erect penis, y’all might enjoy a little more of Vicca as our own Mamacita in the interim. OK. She’s probably not a “mamacita” strictly by Dee’s definition, but we were in Mexico, and we did eat a lot of Mexican food on the trip. That counts, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca]
9/9/07	It’s either a comedy of errors or an uplifting episode designed to make us dwell in the happiness and recognition that we are all human. … Or it could be Sandie Caine talking about being a porn star (and showing off a bit in the photo sets, actually). Either way, you can take from this little adventure what you may, and in the final analysis, that’s all we can really ask anyway, right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video]
9/3/07	Aye, Chi-Wa-Wa – or maybe that’s Ah, Chee-Wah-Wah – it probably depends on where you’re from. Or more accurately, it probably doesn’t matter all. What does seem worthwhile would be D.Minion’s coverage of Day One where Dee found herself directing Mamacitas 8 starring Daisy Marie and Alexis Amore. It involves bathrooms with signage, strange bathtubs, rubber ducks, and the general oddness we’ve all come to expect from our … um … colorful minion. Still you might have a good time visiting. Just think of us as some of those weird relatives you like to watch during holiday season. It makes it easier. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/1/07	Well, the “official” remodel of the Members’ Side of the site(s) has begun, and so far we’re just intimidating all the Super-Geeks with the sheer volume of what we’ve been doing around here for the last eight years or so. It’s good to scare Geeks, though, and besides it’s fun to have a hobby. Anyway, Bijou has been compiling various lists and databases, and such, and somehow she found that we had begun D.Minion’s story about Vicca and Nikita’s photo shoot for the “novelty” company that would eventually sever the relationship with them, but never finished it. And since we just talked about the latest “novelty” convention here, and since we’ve been on the tangent of Vicca’s recent birthday in one of the Members’ Message Board threads, we decided that today would be a good day to finish the story. Occasionally we have a rhyme behind our reason. Or is that reason behind our rhyme? … But this doesn’t rhyme – all of the time. … It’s probably best to just enjoy some new looks at some old friends here, all things considered. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Stars:Alexis Amore| Daisy Marie| Dee| Kristal Summers| Nikita| Sandie Caine| Vicca

Year:2007

Month:September

February 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/17/07	We’ve got another big trip down to LA planned, because Michael has decided that it’s a grand idea to shoot eight days in a row … because Michael is completely insane. That said, we figured we’d tag along anyway because odds are good that there’s going to be at least a few very interesting young women to talk to, and the fact that they’re likely to be scantily clad really doesn’t enter into the equation at all. OK. It might, but we were never very big fans of equations in general, so we plan on doing as little math as possible while we enjoy the ambiance. For your part, you can finally read about Redish’s big day with an also scantily clad Kristal Summers, and you can once again remind yourself about the value of genetics as you consider Anais. All in all, if this doesn’t keep you busy until we get back next weekend, then you can try solving equations for three variables or something, but don’t ask us for help. We’ll be hanging with the naked chicks – to hear what they have to say, of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Redish]
2/16/07	Sometimes after a big ol’ This is The Industry’s Biggest Convention of the Year kind of post, you just want something nice and simple. We were trying to do that today. … Unfortunately in perusing Chris Hall’s wonderful photos from Through Her Eyes, we noticed that all of the pictures are of particularly beautiful and alluring women, which by definition means that they are anything but simple. We didn’t have a better plan, though, so we’re posting them anyway. We are, however, including a time-honored caveat: Y’all be careful now. Y’hear? [FEATURED TAGS: Faith Leon, Shy Love, Sophia, Selina Draagen, Michael Ninn]
2/14/07	The train she was a slowin’ down as we headed into the end of the trip for Lon’s AEE story. But we now know a whole lot of things we didn’t know before – none of which will help in the slightest if we ever want to be on Jeopardy, by the way. Still we’ve now managed to finish this particular trek and we hid a little Dee (and Georgia Adair) bonus in there for the detective-types among you. (OK. It’s not really hidden that well, but let’s face it: Those two young ladies pretty much shine despite any shadowy intent.) [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Dee Video, Calian Curtis, Nicole Sheridan, Alexis Amore, Exclusive Audio, Exclusive Video, Lon]
2/9/07	Do you know what’s better than a photo set of Inari Vachs wearing a fancy outfit with a bright green and white feather boa? Well, you probably guessed it, but if you didn’t it’s Inari Vachs NOT wearing a fancy outfit – with a bright green and white feather boa. Also, we have Days Two and Three from Lon at the AEE, but with all deference to our good friend, we’re thinking Inari naked might be more of a draw. Call it a hunch …. We call it “Inari, Unconstricted” … but we’re weird that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Exclusive Video, Lon, Risque News Insight]
2/5/07	We interrupt our regularly scheduled AEE coverage to bring you a bit of news (with a video celebration, naturally). As it turns out Heather (Vuur, or Vandeven, it remains to be seen) has been named Penthouse Pet of the Year. Gee. Who knew? While her magazine won’t “officially” be hitting the stands for a couple of weeks, we thought we’d provide this Public Service Announcement so that y’all might begin saving your pennies so that you may purchase one. We can probably even get you an autograph if you send it in and request it. We know people that know people, you know. Oh, and don’t worry. We’ll get back to Lon’s fascinating and technically marvelous Polaroids soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vurr Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
2/3/07	Our bonus today includes 100 beautiful pictures of Ninn Worx’ contract star Heather. There is absolutely no reason that we would be talking about Heather this weekend, because that would be wrong. So don’t even think there’s a reason. We never do anything wrong, after all. Well, we did include Lon’s Day One of the AEE today too, and depending on your perspective, that might be “wrong” – but we’re pretty sure it’s not going to make anyone physically attack us or anything. Historically, by the way, that has been our internal barometer of “wrong” – which probably means yet another thing we’d rather not think about. We also talk about Froot Loops. We’ll just eat some of those rather than think too deeply. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Sunrise Adams, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Audrey Hollander Audio, Faith Leon Audio, Exclusive Audio, Lon]
2/1/07	According to the take-out packaging at the local’s Wendy’s restaurant, a “Zedonk” is a cross between a male zebra and a female donkey. Implied in this description must be the logical assumption that a female zebra would kick the begeezus out of a male donkey if he tried to mount her. Now we don’t know what exactly Lon’s beginning of the AEE would be a cross between, and we’re pretty sure the one thing it doesn’t have is implied logical reasons buried in it. But it does represent a rather wacky example of our lives, and we get to see Dee naked for a bit, and that’s always nice. You have to consider that we may not be the best judges of things around here, though, as we thought “Zedonk” was the sound your rotweiller makes when the car it’s been chasing for months finally decides to stop in the road. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Dee, Jana Cova, Sunset Thomas, Lon]

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