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September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03

Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton & Tiffany Granath -- bosom buddies, with bosoms.
9/28/03

We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee's got you paying attention already, hasn't she?
9/27/03

We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Inari sees proof of her beauty.
9/25/03

If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

The incredibly fit one: Julia Ann.
Julia Ann's Web Site
9/24/03

Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Actually, one VERY fine Dee.
9/20/03

We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav …  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]

Georgia Adair's Home ... body.
Georgia Adair's Home Site
9/19/03

We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers (not pictured: Devinn Lane) (There's probably a reason for that.)
9/18/03

We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Dee as art. You'll have to read about it.
9/15/03

Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]

Angel Cassidy, Wendy Divine, Dee, Anais, and Kristal Summers
9/14/03

Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.)

Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive.

We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really …

To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different.

Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]

Angel (Cassidy) of our eyes.
9/10/03

Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Everyone Knows it's Wendy. (Divine, isn't it?)
9/9/03

About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. Cello. Got it?
9/7/03

Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]

The Young and the Resting
9/1/03

Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Exactly how Anais and Wanda Curtis make us feel.

August 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/03

You know, occasionally our old buddy Bert comes up with some great ideas. His poetic review of Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva inspired this week’s “Weekend” — displacing D.Minion’s “favorite” Olivia Del Rio, in fact. We’re pretty sure Bert can make this up to DM with copious beers at the Members’ Party in a couple of weeks, and we’re also pretty sure the rest of the members will thank Bert. Look at it this way: You’ll get to see Olivia eventually, and Anais is truly a feast for the eyes (and possibly some other stuff). In the words of the man, “It serves as a sanctum where intimate desires are explored and shared pleasurably with unbridled passion.” Wow … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Jessie V., Teanna Kai, Devon Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Ramona Luv, Michael Ninn]

Anais, circa July 2003
8/27/03

On a day when, accompanied by Anais, Dee did her first radio interview as an official “Risqué Client” (obviously talking about the upcoming party), we’re giving you what we consider to be perhaps the best set of behind-the-scenes pictures D.Minion has ever shot. This set also includes, among its 134 members, the very best photograph of life on a porn set we’ve ever seen. You can read about Dee being Mama Bear at Mamacitas, and then you can go check out our friends at Video Team that allowed us to be on set. They’re very nice folks over there, and they have fun and interesting movies. We like them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, Ice LaFox, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Athena, Alaura, Estephania, D.Minion]

Dee with her constant companion: The Phone.
8/23/03

We have sort of a Ninn Worx Weekend today, as we met our topic of conversation on a Ninn Worx set, but these are not technically Ninn Worx pictures. Still, we’re not above using the thinest of excuses to show off a new pretty naked girl (who became Cytherea), and we’ve got an exceptional one today. All in all, it might be the beginning of something new, and that’s rarely a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Michael Ninn]

Ethereal Cytherea
8/22/03

Most of you probably know that Juli Ashton doesn’t really fit the typical “Porno Girl” mold; Juli’s actually very bright (as are several other performers as a matter of fact), and so when she called in the other day with a quote that she’d read and wanted to share with us, we listened. If you’ve been a member for very long, you know that we tend to be fairly optimistic around here, and pretty much live with the philosophy of “playing the cards you’re dealt.” Juli’s quote, however, says that ever-so-much more eloquently: “Of all the things that might have happened, only one of them actually did.” Cool, huh? While you’re ruminating on the ramifications of this philosophy, you might check out Night Calls, August 13, 2003 and check out the girl that can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Also cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Nicole Oring, Holly Hollywooe, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton, Tiffany Grannath, and the red couch.
8/19/03

Honesty would actually prevent us from claiming that ALL of the Risqué clients over the years have turned out to be far along on the “human sanity” scale, but, hey, retrospect is for whiners anyway. So on a day when we received a phone call to tell us of the supposed lengthy incarceration ahead for one former client, we happen upon a little story from May of 2001 that focuses on a different one. However, while we’ll confess to not always picking the most rational, or even ethical, of clients EVERY time, we can say one thing with complete candor: Some may turn out to be wacky, but darned if they aren’t all beautiful. We’re glad we ran across this, and we hope you enjoy it too. It’s a wonder we can find anything at all around here sometimes. Then again, I lose my shoes at least once a day. I wonder what that means … (It means you should stop reading and start looking at pictures.) [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Not Pictured: Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele.
8/16/03

We’re giving D.Minion a time to vent today, as she recounts her supreme sense of violation by the recent burglary of our humble offices. At least she managed to keep her amazing sense of photographic composition as she chronicled the event, so that’s interesting. However, given our keen understanding of human nature, we’re thinking this may not actually interest a great many of you, so we’re also giving you 25 rather fetching pictures of Sunset Thomas naked, courtesy of our friends at VCA. You can read, or you can look, or you can read and then look. But remember this: Somewhere out there is a member for whom these pictures of Sunset may spawn a wide variety of emotions … [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas]

Still Life: 5:00 a.m.      Sultry Sunset Thomas
8/15/03

This week’s Ninn Worx Weekend highlights a new series for the blossoming company called Pop. Apparently there are women out there that simply don’t like giving head, but we don’t actually know any of them, and we’re quite satisfied with our circle of acquaintances on this “front,” as it were. The initial episode of Pop — featuring our own Anais and Georgia Adair, only with 18 other lovely lasses — begins what we’re thinking will be a wonderful addition to the Ninn Worx line. Our task over the next few weeks will be to create video clips for the members, so that they might be able to more accurately form their own opinions on the explosive subject. We’re all about scientific curiosity around here … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Michael Ninn]

When Anais gets blue, or, more accurately, blows ...
8/12/03

She meanders in the conversation; she forgets that her camera actually has a verticle option (not that anyone out there would notice); she even makes up words. Apparently even the “insiders” that live and work in the XXX world can get a little flustered when the naked reality hits home, as it were. Consider today this potential, as Dee Deftly Dazzles D.Minion. Hmm. Speaking of the XXX world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Definitely Dazzling Dee
8/10/03

At a time when all of the sudden there are hundreds of people that feel themselves qualified to not only lead the state of California, but to dig it out of potential monumental disaster, we’re pausing here to look at a more “microeconomic” view of the state of the state. We thought you might be interested in looking at Anais’ first couple of days on the job, and learning about the derivation of her name. Hey, we figure anything’s a welcome distraction from hearing more about “The Governator.” (We didn’t even make that up: It was an actual headline on one of the two major Los Angeles newspapers a couple of days ago.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

We HOPE Anais will be back.
8/8/03

You know, we’ve discovered over the past few months that there’s very little in life that’s as “becoming” as our own Georgia Adair. Hasn’t fate smiled on her, then, when her first XXX release came out with the title Becoming Georgia Adair? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend explores this budding phenomenon, while paying tribute to life, history, and Vince Lomardi. Don’t worry we’re not going to charge extra for it … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]

The auspicious Georgia Adair
8/6/03

Today is Night Calls Wednesday. Aieee! However, arbitrary PBTV executives have changed it this month to the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month. Nooo!! However, Wendy Divine is back, and she was a guest on Night Calls, July 16, 2003. Aieee!!! It’s plain to see the Aieee’s are above the Nooo’s, and really what more can you ask for in life? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Daisy Marie, Katie Morgan, Lon, D.Minion]

Still Divine, Ms. Wendy
8/5/03

Today we’re all about the power of The Men in the business, sort of. It’s possible we’re about how little power “The Men” actually have, maybe. Turns out there’s something just a little more central to the “essence” of your basic XXX feature. Turns out Shayla LaVeaux learned that somewhere along the way. Maybe that’s why everybody loves Shayla, and the rest of us continue with our “Best Laid Plans of Might and Men.” [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]

Shayla LaVeaux wins the face off.
8/4/03

You hear a lot of things about being “proactive” rather than “reactive.” And we pretty much know by now that being “radioactive” is a bad thing, at least for people. However, today’s D.Minion Marathon enlightens us as to how wonderful it can be to be “Interactive.” We’re thinking this has something to do with our old buddy TJ Hart too. Call us crazy. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart Video, Aria, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Most famous bald guy in the office -- with the most ironic name.
8/2/03

We’re talkin’ bare skins and pig skins on this Ninn Worx Weekend. That of course makes it unusual in its own right. Having been unusual most of our own lives, we’re thinking we just need the one excuse. Now all we need to do is think of it. For your part, you can just enjoy the 120 images from Euroglam: An American in Budapest. We should say something about the universal language here … Is it love, or is it the NFL? [FEATURED TAGS: Jodie Moore, Vicky Broone, Nicolette, Carolyn Cage, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Besame Mucho ...

July 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/03

Well, Dee’s doin’ the deed again, and the party’s getting put together. Mav made this groovy little spinny thing you see above, so this year we have even more to blame him for. Today we’re bringing you a recap of past Members’ Party Events, and the plug to get you to come play with us this year was so subtle we almost forgot to put it in. We mean well, though, and we’re really nice to animals … [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party Kickoff and Recap]

Common look at Members' Parties
7/29/03

Wow, that minimalist approach got a lot of attention! It turns out that people like to watch Juli Ashton talk dirty and play with herself for the camera. Who knew? Well, we had the clips just lying around, so we persuaded Michael to let us show off some of the other family members as they did their own diddling, as it were. So if you’re in the mood for some more video, you can check out Vicca, Nikita, and Taren Steele … each a la Ninn … c’est magnifique … (If you’re not in the mood to watch these beautiful women explore themselves, however, you’d better make an appointment to see someone. You’re not well.) [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Beautiful Vicca
7/25/03

We’re going for the minimalist approach: Click Here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Asia Carrera Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Asia Carrera as a tease.
7/24/03

In our own inimitable fashion we’ve managed to subtilely mention many of the Message Board regulars in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs and Julia Ann in Playboy TV’s Naughty Amateur Home Videos. Truth be told our “fashion” would be easy to imitate, but we’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do that. We could contemplate whether this thus makes us have “imitable fashion,” but that would distract us from just getting on with the pretty girls … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari Vachs chairing the meeting.
Julia Ann's Web Site
7/22/03

We’ve just a couple of tasty morsels here, for those with delicate tastes. First we have a little historic Risqué Trivia about behind the scenes functions, set against a curious backdrop of Fetish. Then we are also happy to announce that those of you that don’t happen to live in England can now watch a fascinating replay of Kristal Summers’ latest Cam Show. We should note, however, that if the sight of beautiful and busty young women inserting sexual “novelties” offends you, you’d better just stick to the odd pictures courtesy D.Minion. It’s a wonderful life indeed … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Remember this picture.
7/19/03

Is sexuality a function of age, or more likely a function of the media? Has a female porn star performed some transgression because she decides to come back after a decade for a few more bangs for some bucks? If a man speaks in the woods, and there’s no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? The answers to none of these questions will be found in this Fem: TangoNinn Worx Weekend. However, we will tell you this: We learn a great deal of our personal philosophies off of t-shirts. “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t … hunt it down and kill it.” (Apparently some people think it is not, in fact, better to have loved and lost. Ah, youth …) [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Jana Cova, about to learn a Carolyn Monroe lesson.
7/16/03

From this retrospective it appears that Night Calls July 2, 2003 may have been slightly more wacky than the norm, which honestly leans heavily to the wacky side. Basically it seems that we have Juli Ashton with very large breasts, and Tiffany Granath with very large flowers. From there, it gets strange. If you take the time to go through D.Minion’s account, however, you will get a chance to learn how much she thinks her breasts weigh. You can’t do that every day, can you? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kim Chambers, D.Minion]

Juli's breast laid plans take shape.
7/14/03

Although the speech here technically doesn’t come “free” (since it costs $20 a month), we still value the principles behind Free Speech (even more than the $20). Consequently, we applaud Brother John’s fortitude in expressing what may turn out to be the minority opinion in today’s Dear Readers Speak. Still it will be the first time in a long time that Dee has been in the majority, and if you’re not interested, you can still just use the little camera icon to jump to the pictures. Oh, we decided to use some pictures from Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva in a scene that featured Dee and Anais. We thought you might be interested. Call it a hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Michael Ninn]

Dee at the Anais Buffet ...
7/11/03

With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, we’ve reached somewhat of an ominous milestone. The second picture page marks page number 2,500 since we redesigned the site last summer. We’re not sure what that means, but it seems like a great deal of writing for a group having so little to say. We’ve decided not to dwell on that, however, as we’re taking the weekend off to play the new “Frozen Throne” expansion to “Warcraft III.” We figure we’ve earned it … For your part, you can enjoy Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio. You might think about sending some batteries to D.Minion, which you’ll understand if the pictures don’t overly distract you from the words. [FEATURED TAGS: Olivia Del Rio, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Olivia's call to arms ...
7/10/03

Wow! We have a surprise entry from Dee’s Diary today, this all about Dee’s Love of Tattoos. We’re figuring that Dee’s just showing off the fact that she’s more than just a pretty face (well, and other parts too), so now XXX has even more to drool over. Our poor Message Boards … (sigh) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann]

Cuff 'em Mav-oh ...
7/8/03

Today’s post offers a retrospect and a tribute. Apparently July 8th has some meaning to at least one of our members, so we decided to add to the aura. Fortuantely, we’ve made all those annoying words easy to skip (as is our custom). So you can just jump ahead to Inari Vachs and Kristal Summers playing around in K-SEX if you’d prefer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari and Kristal, more dressed than they end up.
7/5/03

After the critical diversion for yesterday’s news, we’re back with Ninn Worx Weekends today. Rather than cute little doggies being cuddly, we’re giving you cute little Holly Hollywood and her friends, being, come to think of it, cuddly. Of course Holly’s actually having anal sex as well, but darn if she doesn’t still look cuddly doing it. It must be good to be Holly. And with that, we consider What’s in a Name? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Hollywood, Amytheist Stone, Red Heaven, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Just a little peek. We love that.
7/4/03

The only thing consistent about this holiday posting is that, to a person, everyone in the entire office disavows any responsibility for it except for D.Minion. It’s her fault. She did it. She thought that everyone would just be dying to see photographs of small dogs wearing red, white, and blue bandanas. She really did. And so that’s all that’s here. You might want to just skip “Patriotic Puppies” and come back later. Go have a bar-b-que. Play some catch in a park. Watch some colorful explosions this evening. We’ll get back to you tomorrow … (By the way, in honor of our British friends, all seven of these pictures are horizontal. We worry about D.Minion sometimes …) [FEATURED TAGS: 4th of July, Happy Independence Day!]

Wonders do in fact cease.
7/3/03

In an adroit maneuver, D.Minion manages to not only helps us relive Night Calls, June 18, 2003, but she also demonstrates the stupefying value of using both horizontal and verticle pictures to accompany the chronicle. This too amazes us, albeit in a slightly more traditional fashion. In addition we’ve provided a special “bonus” to the discriminating members. You might have to look around for it, but we’re thinking you’ll enjoy the edification. And that’s enough $10 words to last for quite awhile, we’re thinkin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cherokee, Michelle McAndrews, Anais, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Tiffany Grannath, and NOT Juli Ashton, and CERTAINLY NOT Barbie.

April 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/03

We know that today was supposed to be the next installment in the odyssey that was Becoming Georgia Adair, but it turned out to also be a “fifth Wednesday” of the month, and so we usually run the latest Night Calls shenanigans on this day. It was a quandry. We were once again confused. Then we decided to go with the old Manager trick of simply going with seniority, and Juli Ashton won out again. Besides, Carol was getting a little weepy about not reading about the last show already. Now because we’re deep in the depths of dealing with umpteen thousand pictures of Playmate/Pets, you’re probably going to have to wait until this weekend to get the next Georgia installment. If it’s any consolation, this episode features a bunch of pictures of naked and frolicking Georgia Adair and Inari Vachs. It’ll be worth the wait, we promise. Until then, enjoy these along with Carol …  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton mugs with a mug.
4/28/03

We get Sideswiped by our lack of attention today, and we reach a Turning Point. This may not make much sense yet, but it might (Notice we didn’t say “will.” ) when you read about Nikita Denise and our old friend Devinn Lane, the Wicked movie that changed names, and, as it turns out, one of the longest running “series” that we’ve ever done. Sometimes we get confused. Then we stop thinking about it … because it’s confusing. You’d better see for yourself. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

Naughty Nikita Denise
4/25/03

We’ve got a bit of a tease today with our newest Ninn Worx Weekend, as we’re showing you pictures from a movie you can’t even buy for a month. Maybe it was something we ate, or maybe its just something they’re eating … Whatever the case, you can “Czech” out Mandy Bright and Tatiana, courtesy of Mr. Ninn. We love Mr. Ninn. [FEATURED TAGS: Mandy Bright, Tatiana, Michael Ninn]

Mandy Bright
4/23/03

We have a new winner today, and we stopped the presses to tell you about it! Well, technically we stopped some presses, but we started others, and (very technically) we don’t actually have any “presses” at all, per se. But none of that matters. Yesterday we had a member visit the office who came all the way from Tokyo, Japan to bring us pictures he took at this year’s AEE. We looked it up, and according to the “Los Angeles Almanac” the air distance between L.A. and Tokyo is 5,478 miles. When Maverick visited from London, he only had to travel 5,456 miles — meaning he has been bested by 22 miles. Poor Mav … If you move to, say, Tehran, Iran before your next visit, Mav, you’d have to come 7,581 miles to get here, and you’d be the winner again. You might have other issues at your new home, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Victoria Paris, Dascha, Tawny Roberts, Holly Hollywood, Devinn Lane, Jesse Jane, Sunset Thomas, Mr. Moto]

Really pretty woman that we don't know at all.
4/21/03

We felt sorry for XXX today (the member, not the business) when we learned that he couldn’t see Kristal’s latest cam show live. It seems he has a real job that requires him to actually be somewhere else to work in the middle of the day. (It’s true: For some people that’s a regular occurrence.) On the off chance that some of you other members were off on your yachts last Wednesday, we decided to offer up a Kristal present for you too, in the form of a groovy slide show of the remarkable event. (You can tell it was remarkable because we remarked upon it — in case you were curious.) Look for the “Beach Bunny” link on the page, and if you’re brave, you can attempt “Nurse Kristal” too. Sorry, XXX, we’ll try to do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers does cam shows. Go figure.
4/20/03

You know, Spring cleaning can be a very good thing, and it can bring back some funny memories. If you’re a member you can take a look back at Juli Ashton’s Anal Anarchy. And then you can take advantage of D.Minion’s new lower prices and buy a copy for yourself (for as long as we have them in stock). Actually, you can do that second part even if you’re not a member, but you’ll miss out on some really cool insider information. You willing to take that chance?  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton,  Raquel Lace, Demi Willis, Missy, Jordan Lee, Dallas, Stephanie Swift, Anna Amore, Crystal Breeze, Kymberly Kyle, Chole Nicholle, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton and good friends.
4/18/03

Ashley Long’s got the whole world in her hands it appears, and Alexis Amore has a whole lot more of her than that wrapped around Lexington Steele’s “form” in this week’s Ninn Worx Weekend. We don’t usually go out of our way to push a particular show (beyond our typical shameless plugs, of course), but, particularly if you have a DVD player, this is a great movie. Pick one up from Michael, or at least remember you heard it here first.  [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Michael Ninn]

A nice view of the world.
4/16/03

Well, we promised you, and we managed to slip in just under the wire and keep that promise — provided you live on the West Coast, technically. Right on time we’ve begun the web event of the decade (or at least the Adult Diary web event of the month). Today you can finally begin your journey along the path of Becoming Georgia Adair: The Risqué Mini-Series. Episode One finds us peeking in on Georgia’s first professional nude modeling for her mentor Michael Ninn, as well as her first partaking of what Mandarin oranges really taste like. Confused? You won’t be, if you tune in for D.Minion’s tale entitled Georgia Does Her First Photoshoot for Ninn Worx. Somebody alert the media … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Georgia Adair Video, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Olivia Del Rio, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Dee, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia: All the nudes that is nudes.
4/15/03

So we’re driving along in the desert when we happen upon a gorgeous four-poster bed with a beautiful naked girl on it …

A funny thing happend to Kristal on her way to work today: She got really stoned …

OK. Let’s try again.

We have a wonderful Guest Editorial today from our old friend SteveD. If you don’t want to bother reading the story, we can sum it up thusly: “Hello. Nice to meet you. I’ll be sucking a dick on camera soon. Can you please take my picture?” Needless to say, we’re talking about Paradise Lost; we also happen to be talking about the movie Paradise Lost. You can buy it here, but you’ll have to find your own beautiful naked girl on a bed in the desert. If you’d like to just see what this is all about, please thank SteveD and click here. By the way, we couldn’t even decide which thumbnail best described this posting. That said, we thank both SteveD and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Steve]

Our just “deserts” ...   On the cover of the trolliing stone ...
Julia Ann's Web Site
4/11/03

Yet another Ninn Worx Weekend brings rise to even more pictures of a darling look-alike. Yet another Ninn Worx Weekend will very likely bring rise to several things, come to think of it. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Britney Diamond, Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Britney (not THAT one), Nikki, and Wanda.
4/10/03

We’ve all seen Juli Ashton get a little “friendly” on Playboy TV’s Night Calls. However, even D.Minion was impressed with the Horny Juli Ashton getting “Demo-Girl Friendly” on the latest airing of the show. We could chalk it up to the full moon (And there were many of them on the show.), or Mexican food (You’ll have to read about it to understand that one.), or even post-Jamaican Happiness Syndrome, but, basically, we’re just happy to share it with you. There’s a lot of love in this office … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Fires, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton “Demo” -strating.
4/6/03

If experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted, well, then, this weekend we got a lot of experience. We started looking at the task of laying out Becoming Georgia Adair for all of our members. We stared at it a long time, and it never got any smaller, not even a little. We explain all of our “experience” — and our new plan — here. Wish us luck.  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

A “Door“able Georgia.
4/4/03

Oh my goodness, it’s a new posting four days in a row! We’re willing to let you look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, so long as you don’t get used to this kind of efficiency around here. It just wouldn’t do. In honor of Bert, however, we’re paraphrasing an old song in our continuining clever descriptions of our sets. It seems we’ve quite the knack: “Good Girls Don’t, but They Do.” [FEATURED TAGS: Ashley Long, Alexis Amore, Chloe Dior, Wanda Curtis, Britney Diamond, Nikki Blond, Michael Ninn]

Ashley Long ... ing for it.
4/3/03

Somebody, we just can’t seem to remember who, requested more naked pictures of Dee. Since Dee was the “Mistress of Ceremonies” at the quest that was Becoming Georgia Adair, we turned to our old on-set buddy Cronin to see if he’d managed to snap off any appealing shots while documenting Georgia’s debut. Turns out that he had, and he was happy to share. Somewhat unexpectedly in this set, there’s this one little picture that gives you just a taste of what’s in store for Georgia with this show. Actually Eric technically had the taste, but we digress … You should progress. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Michael Ninn]

Dee, searching for Dee perfect shot.
4/2/03

A war began but Night Calls went on. In our pitiful attempts to avoid political comment, we at least have the benefit of providing beautiful women to look at. D.Minion was sad at Night Calls, March 19, 2003 — but she did her job anyway. This might be one of the ones where you just want to look at the pictures. If you take this tactic, however, you’ll miss hearing about Juli and the Fireman’s pole, and that might be even worse than watching CNN.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli: Nude to the last drop.
4/1/03

Stop the presses! Sometimes we have to be willing to rearrange our plans in order to announce something truly spectacular. We have a burgeoning boy among us! He’s a blossoming digital director, a suitably subtle Spielberg, our own Hamster Hitchcock. And he has a present for us all … [FEATURED TAGS: Maverick]

Kristal and the Hamster.