April 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


We know that today was supposed to be the next installment in the odyssey that was Becoming Georgia Adair, but it turned out to also be a “fifth Wednesday” of the month, and so we usually run the latest Night Calls shenanigans on this day. It was a quandry. We were once again confused. Then we decided to go with the old Manager trick of simply going with seniority, and Juli Ashton won out again. Besides, Carol was getting a little weepy about not reading about the last show already. Now because we’re deep in the depths of dealing with umpteen thousand pictures of Playmate/Pets, you’re probably going to have to wait until this weekend to get the next Georgia installment. If it’s any consolation, this episode features a bunch of pictures of naked and frolicking Georgia Adair and Inari Vachs. It’ll be worth the wait, we promise. Until then, enjoy these along with Carol …  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton mugs with a mug.

We get Sideswiped by our lack of attention today, and we reach a Turning Point. This may not make much sense yet, but it might (Notice we didn’t say “will.” ) when you read about Nikita Denise and our old friend Devinn Lane, the Wicked movie that changed names, and, as it turns out, one of the longest running “series” that we’ve ever done. Sometimes we get confused. Then we stop thinking about it … because it’s confusing. You’d better see for yourself. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

Naughty Nikita Denise

We’ve got a bit of a tease today with our newest Ninn Worx Weekend, as we’re showing you pictures from a movie you can’t even buy for a month. Maybe it was something we ate, or maybe its just something they’re eating … Whatever the case, you can “Czech” out Mandy Bright and Tatiana, courtesy of Mr. Ninn. We love Mr. Ninn. [FEATURED TAGS: Mandy Bright, Tatiana, Michael Ninn]

Mandy Bright

We have a new winner today, and we stopped the presses to tell you about it! Well, technically we stopped some presses, but we started others, and (very technically) we don’t actually have any “presses” at all, per se. But none of that matters. Yesterday we had a member visit the office who came all the way from Tokyo, Japan to bring us pictures he took at this year’s AEE. We looked it up, and according to the “Los Angeles Almanac” the air distance between L.A. and Tokyo is 5,478 miles. When Maverick visited from London, he only had to travel 5,456 miles — meaning he has been bested by 22 miles. Poor Mav … If you move to, say, Tehran, Iran before your next visit, Mav, you’d have to come 7,581 miles to get here, and you’d be the winner again. You might have other issues at your new home, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Victoria Paris, Dascha, Tawny Roberts, Holly Hollywood, Devinn Lane, Jesse Jane, Sunset Thomas, Mr. Moto]

Really pretty woman that we don't know at all.

We felt sorry for XXX today (the member, not the business) when we learned that he couldn’t see Kristal’s latest cam show live. It seems he has a real job that requires him to actually be somewhere else to work in the middle of the day. (It’s true: For some people that’s a regular occurrence.) On the off chance that some of you other members were off on your yachts last Wednesday, we decided to offer up a Kristal present for you too, in the form of a groovy slide show of the remarkable event. (You can tell it was remarkable because we remarked upon it — in case you were curious.) Look for the “Beach Bunny” link on the page, and if you’re brave, you can attempt “Nurse Kristal” too. Sorry, XXX, we’ll try to do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers does cam shows. Go figure.

You know, Spring cleaning can be a very good thing, and it can bring back some funny memories. If you’re a member you can take a look back at Juli Ashton’s Anal Anarchy. And then you can take advantage of D.Minion’s new lower prices and buy a copy for yourself (for as long as we have them in stock). Actually, you can do that second part even if you’re not a member, but you’ll miss out on some really cool insider information. You willing to take that chance?  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton,  Raquel Lace, Demi Willis, Missy, Jordan Lee, Dallas, Stephanie Swift, Anna Amore, Crystal Breeze, Kymberly Kyle, Chole Nicholle, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton and good friends.

Ashley Long’s got the whole world in her hands it appears, and Alexis Amore has a whole lot more of her than that wrapped around Lexington Steele’s “form” in this week’s Ninn Worx Weekend. We don’t usually go out of our way to push a particular show (beyond our typical shameless plugs, of course), but, particularly if you have a DVD player, this is a great movie. Pick one up from Michael, or at least remember you heard it here first.  [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Michael Ninn]

A nice view of the world.

Well, we promised you, and we managed to slip in just under the wire and keep that promise — provided you live on the West Coast, technically. Right on time we’ve begun the web event of the decade (or at least the Adult Diary web event of the month). Today you can finally begin your journey along the path of Becoming Georgia Adair: The Risqué Mini-Series. Episode One finds us peeking in on Georgia’s first professional nude modeling for her mentor Michael Ninn, as well as her first partaking of what Mandarin oranges really taste like. Confused? You won’t be, if you tune in for D.Minion’s tale entitled Georgia Does Her First Photoshoot for Ninn Worx. Somebody alert the media … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Georgia Adair Video, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Olivia Del Rio, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Dee, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Georgia: All the nudes that is nudes.

So we’re driving along in the desert when we happen upon a gorgeous four-poster bed with a beautiful naked girl on it …

A funny thing happend to Kristal on her way to work today: She got really stoned …

OK. Let’s try again.

We have a wonderful Guest Editorial today from our old friend SteveD. If you don’t want to bother reading the story, we can sum it up thusly: “Hello. Nice to meet you. I’ll be sucking a dick on camera soon. Can you please take my picture?” Needless to say, we’re talking about Paradise Lost; we also happen to be talking about the movie Paradise Lost. You can buy it here, but you’ll have to find your own beautiful naked girl on a bed in the desert. If you’d like to just see what this is all about, please thank SteveD and click here. By the way, we couldn’t even decide which thumbnail best described this posting. That said, we thank both SteveD and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Steve]

Our just “deserts” ...   On the cover of the trolliing stone ...
Julia Ann's Web Site

Yet another Ninn Worx Weekend brings rise to even more pictures of a darling look-alike. Yet another Ninn Worx Weekend will very likely bring rise to several things, come to think of it. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Britney Diamond, Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Britney (not THAT one), Nikki, and Wanda.

We’ve all seen Juli Ashton get a little “friendly” on Playboy TV’s Night Calls. However, even D.Minion was impressed with the Horny Juli Ashton getting “Demo-Girl Friendly” on the latest airing of the show. We could chalk it up to the full moon (And there were many of them on the show.), or Mexican food (You’ll have to read about it to understand that one.), or even post-Jamaican Happiness Syndrome, but, basically, we’re just happy to share it with you. There’s a lot of love in this office … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Fires, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton “Demo” -strating.

If experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted, well, then, this weekend we got a lot of experience. We started looking at the task of laying out Becoming Georgia Adair for all of our members. We stared at it a long time, and it never got any smaller, not even a little. We explain all of our “experience” — and our new plan — here. Wish us luck.  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

A “Door“able Georgia.

Oh my goodness, it’s a new posting four days in a row! We’re willing to let you look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, so long as you don’t get used to this kind of efficiency around here. It just wouldn’t do. In honor of Bert, however, we’re paraphrasing an old song in our continuining clever descriptions of our sets. It seems we’ve quite the knack: “Good Girls Don’t, but They Do.” [FEATURED TAGS: Ashley Long, Alexis Amore, Chloe Dior, Wanda Curtis, Britney Diamond, Nikki Blond, Michael Ninn]

Ashley Long ... ing for it.

Somebody, we just can’t seem to remember who, requested more naked pictures of Dee. Since Dee was the “Mistress of Ceremonies” at the quest that was Becoming Georgia Adair, we turned to our old on-set buddy Cronin to see if he’d managed to snap off any appealing shots while documenting Georgia’s debut. Turns out that he had, and he was happy to share. Somewhat unexpectedly in this set, there’s this one little picture that gives you just a taste of what’s in store for Georgia with this show. Actually Eric technically had the taste, but we digress … You should progress. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Michael Ninn]

Dee, searching for Dee perfect shot.

A war began but Night Calls went on. In our pitiful attempts to avoid political comment, we at least have the benefit of providing beautiful women to look at. D.Minion was sad at Night Calls, March 19, 2003 — but she did her job anyway. This might be one of the ones where you just want to look at the pictures. If you take this tactic, however, you’ll miss hearing about Juli and the Fireman’s pole, and that might be even worse than watching CNN.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli: Nude to the last drop.

Stop the presses! Sometimes we have to be willing to rearrange our plans in order to announce something truly spectacular. We have a burgeoning boy among us! He’s a blossoming digital director, a suitably subtle Spielberg, our own Hamster Hitchcock. And he has a present for us all … [FEATURED TAGS: Maverick]

Kristal and the Hamster.