Andy San Dimas Archives

10/31/19	A lot of times when big, fancy, established companies name a movie, the title will either be descriptive of the story, sometimes the action, and at a minimum — for those seeking little statue awards, most often — the mood. You’d find it rare to run across the show where the title sort of fits a little bit of any of those things, but mostly lacks even a tangential relationship. Halloween would be a day for rare sweets and treats, though, so … BOO! [STAR TAGS: Francesca Felucci Video, Stacey Saran Video, Jodi James Video, Cindy Behr Video, Michelle Thorne Video, Isabel Ice Video, Starr Video, Kat Lee Video, Kit Lee Video, Gabriela Glazer Video]
10/28/19	247AdultStars Going to Cat Woman Do [STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/27/19	GingerLynn Nikki Charm – Samantha Ryan – Aubrey Addams – Jodi Taylor – Shae Snow – Nikki Delano … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/26/19	We do not often “introduce” pure gallery updates here at Risqué, particularly when they will serve as frozen moments in time for a scene slated for inclusion in an upcoming Risque TOC video celebration. However, when researching the correct spelling of Jenna J Ross, we ran across her twitter feed on which she identifies herself as a “Mattress Actress” by trade. We will in fact take the time to applaud clever around here — as any member could tell you. One need highlight the rare and wonderful LOL moments in life, after all. [STAR TAGS: Jenna J. Ross, Michael Ninn]
10/24/19	Did you know that you can actually buy a tool called a gilhoolie that will allegedly help you open jars with tight lids? That’s not just some made-up word parents in the last century used. Go figure. Of course depending upon the age of what you find in the jar, you could get the gollywobbles, so beware. … If you could not tell yet, should you be lookin’ for nothin’ but a good time, you will likely find today most excellent. Granted, Andy San Dimas, Madelyn Marie, and Riley Evans help, but that still counts. [STAR TAGS: Andy San Dimas, Madelyn Marie, Riley Evans]
10/20/19	ReelRisque Our “A” Team \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Cindy Crawford, Lauren Phoenix]
10/19/19	Would it be nom de plume or perhaps nom de guerre in a given situation? You might not think your typical site in this world would spend much time thinking about questions like that, but honestly, you can only spend so much time trying to distinguish women by their ears or their nipples before your mind starts wandering off onto anything else — on the planet. Seriously, when you make your living in an industry where massive changes in physical appearance may be the norm, rather than the exception, you’d be surprised at what can suddenly catch your interest. Somehow Kinzie Fox and professional golf ended up on the same desk today, for example. [STAR TAGS: Kinzie Fox Video]
10/17/19	Shayla A Peek at The (and Their) Business [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Celeste Video]
10/14/19	You know how when you find pictures from a long past party stuck in a book it makes you really happy to look through them again? … Well, so maybe some people have not experienced that joy because nobody has printed pictures anymore, and a few probably do not even know what a printed book looks like. Still, it was awesome, and for the Millennial/Gen-Z crowd we have the digital equivalent today, having discovered a celebration featuring Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, and several of their quite liberal friends. The elders can save these shots and print them out to enjoy that way. [STAR TAGS: Tanya James, Missy Stone, Layla Rivera, Faye Reagan, Georgia Jones, Louisa Lanewood]
10/12/19	Some days you feel like learning a little physics, maybe consider some local city regulatory standards, perhaps even contemplate centuries old religious holidays. Or you could be more in the mood for spying on a couple of very beautiful young women doing all sorts of sweaty things together with panes of glass and toys of Pyrex nearby. … Rarely, however, will all of those things come together at one time. Then again, even aside from knowing Celeste Star and Jana Jordan, you would accurately categorize Risqué as being amongst the rare. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Jana Jordan Video, Michael Ninn]
10/8/19	ReelRisque A Jump on Hollow Weenies \| pics [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson, Michael Ninn]
10/5/19	ReelRisque Dee Most Charming \| vid [STAR TAGS: Dee Video]
10/1/19	ReelRisque Poke Her Party \| pics [STAR TAGS: Gabriela Glazer]

4/30/11	So apparently they had this big wedding yesterday, and insane people over here stayed up until all hours of the morning just to watch it on TV? Well, we can’t say that this makes any sense to us California folks, but then we’ve heard the same thing said about us from other parts of the country. Did you ever embrace a reflective moment and think about just how you ended up where you did in your life? Presumably people in prison do this with some regularity, but fortunately today we’re not talking about weddings or incarceration – either of these sad situations. Today we sit down with Shayla and consider the “Origins of Porn Woman” and be honestly thrilled that the entire world doesn’t watch everything we do. Seriously. That sounds icky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Inari Vachs, Tori Black, Tanya Tate, Phoenix Marie, Bobbi Starr, Andy San Dimas, Jesse Jane, Shy Love, Selena Rose, Natasha Nice, Kayden Kross, Jessica Drake, Riley Steele, Dana DeArmond, Bree Olsen, Prinzzess, Lupe Fuentes, Joanna Angel, Anna Lovato, Jynx Maze, Kristen Rose, Lexi Belle, Breanne Benson, Nina Hartley, Monique Alexander, Stoya, Andy San Dimas, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/28/11	You know what colloquialisms are we assume? OK. So most of us have at least heard the word, and we probably have some vague idea of the meaning, although that may or may not be true. After all, it’s not like you have occasion to throw that particular English language tidbit into a conversation every day. And if you have one thing, like a colloquialism, for example, don’t sound principles of physics dictate that its direct opposite be possible too? So what’s the opposite of a colloquialism? … If you’re confused, you’ve now perfectly prepared yourself to match our condition today, so all you Members can now feel free to enter. On the upside, we do have Renee Perez playing in the shower this time around, and basically that’s not very confusing at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn]
4/22/11	There are many, many ways to say Happy Birthday across the globe, yet all of them mean, “Gosh, you’re even older than you were yesterday.” As our friends get older, we have noticed a tendency to buy them gifts that we hope to get back in inheritance, though, but that’s OK, right? We should be practical after all. Also, we’re going to stop writing now so that El Jefe doesn’t have enough clues to figure out which of us wrote this introduction. Practical … [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox, “The Snatch Game” ]
4/21/11	Just in case you’re ever curious, you should know that the only people that ever win in a lawsuit are the lawyers. Legal fights beat you up financially, emotionally, and depending upon how long they drag on, even spiritually. They’re not fun. Sadly, however, they are sometimes necessary. As we understand it, you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything. All in all, the only thing you really learn from lawsuits boils down to an addition to your list of people with whom you never want to have to see ever again in your life. Sometimes the lawyers don’t end up being first on that list, but they always make the list for sure. Even for attorneys, though, all good things must come to an end, and eventually even the most acrimonious of disputes reaches some form of resolution. Today would be such a day. … Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Juli Ashton, Felecia, Anna Malle, Asia Carrera, Ron Jeremy, Ninn Video, Michael Ninn]
4/18/19	Most of us would agree that only a few things in life can annoy us as much as paying taxes. We all see the need for them in the abstract, and quite honestly see the value in government services and the philanthropic concepts of helping those less fortunate than ourselves. When theory crashes into personal reality, however, you can almost hear a universal whining. If you don’t believe that just listen to the richest 10% of the people in the country bellow and start talking about the President’s citizenship every time he dares suggest they should probably try to contribute a little more to help the country get out of its economic mess – that he didn’t create, by the way, but let’s not get too bogged down in politics. … In that non-political spirit we’re dishing up our own risque brand of tax relief today. We’d be willing to bet that if you love it or hate it, you’re decision will have nothing whatsoever to with your party affiliation. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]
4/15/11	Does anyone else wonder why today doesn’t qualify as Tax Day, even though it’s a Friday and not a weekend? Nope. We didn’t either. We just said, “Whoopie! We get extra time this year!” … Of course none of us really need the extra time because we always do our taxes in January so we don’t even have to worry about it anymore. Yep. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. … You’ll find other words (and pictures) of wisdom in A Dawning today as well. What an excellent Friday. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]
4/12/11	We would love to say that we spend hours and hours thinking up clever titles for our ever-so-insightful commentary on the risque commune sites, but that wouldn’t technically be true. Generally someone just pops off with something, the others laugh, and that’s what we go with. Sometimes, though, a couple of very good ideas get thrown into the mix, and then we have a debate, granted about the silliest of things. (That’s what Americans do, as any analysis of professional sports or politics will clearly illustrate.) Today we had “Sheen without Luster” as well as “Sheen and Lust Her” as options that we just couldn’t reach consensus on. D.Minion said she’d decide, since it was her story, after all. … Naturally D.Minion picked a third title. … It’s good to be Queen. We’re not so sure about being a Goddess, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Bree Olsen Video]
4/6/11	Back before he started making sausage, Jimmy Dean recorded a song with a chorus that began, “I won’t go huntin’ with you, Jake, but I’ll go chasin’ women.” Most of you will probably be glad to hear that this does not happen to be the song in which you can find Shayla naked in the music video. That said, as between early 1950’s country music – Ice T’s “Body Count” – and sausage, we can’t honestly say which we’d like to see made less. Shayla dancing naked is always good, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli]
4/3/11	Last night we learned the Butler did it, if UConn believe that. … And if you don’t follow college basketball, or if you happen to be reading this years from now, that will make no sense at all. Fortunately, sexy women do tend toward the timeless and universally understood, so don’t worry yourself too much about the “strangest of the strange” around here. Both Shayla LaVeaux and Cheyenne Silver give reports today on the most recent AEE, and 247AdultStars chimes in with “visitors” Lon and D.Minion as well. All it all it’s very confusing. So go slowly and remember to breathe. Ice cream might help too. … And for all you authors that hurried your reports in because we were going to publish this a couple of days ago … um … April Fool’s. (Hey we couldn’t have used the amazingly clever and hysterical Butler/UConn comment on April 1st. See? Things tend to work out.) [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Cytherea, Katsuni, Prinzzess, Alektra Blue, Syren, Exclusive Video]