Filed Under: Capri Anderson

April 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/15	Shayla Flagin’ with the Dragon [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Jessica Drake Video, Nina Hartley Video]
4/26/15	CythereasWetWorld A (Camel) Toe in the Water [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn]
4/24/15	ReelSeduction Cosmic Connections of the Carnal Variety [STAR TAGS: Kiera King, ReelSeduction.com]
4/23/15	All over the world quiet little behind-the-scenes network geeks constantly work to improve performance and security when it comes to making purchases online. Most of the time they make changes that almost nobody notices, but they strive in virtual anonymity to make our modern world a safer place — without any cool costumes or superpowers or anything. Occasionally when this happens it can mess up some beautiful code that we “front end” people created often years ago, and although things still work properly, they do not appear the same way they used to. Of course the silly women in the risqué commune think that looks count, so we’ve suddenly found ourselves doing a bunch of graphics and code work that almost no one will ever see. For the record, we love making the ladies happy, but this whole Nobody Will Ever Know stuff is just crazy-talk. … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video, Cytherea]
4/22/15	247AdultStars Wet and Willing at Least [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/17/15	ReelSeduction Blazing Hot (No Saddles) [STAR TAGS: Marley Blaze, ReelSeduction.com]
4/15/15	Whenever you do something for a living, at least if you have done it for a few years, you develop a certain appreciation for others that do the same job. Of course when you write for a living it can be a little disconcerting when on pretty much a daily basis you may find someone that does your job particularly well, occasionally even with rare excellence. … Consequently, rather than try and put our own spin on tax day this year, we concede the contest and humbly tip our collective hats to the writers for the Jimmy Fallon show who gave us a sterling insight this week: “Thank you Tax Day for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail.” … Of course if we actually wore hats that would probably mean more. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
4/13/15	247AdultStars A British Diner in an American Diner [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/11/15	We do not often do “explanations” per se, for a deceptively simple reason: Even if we did them only on those “when called for” occasions, we’d still spend the majority of our time trying to clarify what we were doing in the then by definition minority of the time. Not only does that sound unpleasant, it also sounds really, really boring. We make a slight exception today, however, since giving the “411 on 4/11” seems like just the sort of thing we would do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video, Janine Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Shane Video, Chasey Lain Video, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Lacy Rose Video, Ona Zee Video, Diedre Holland Video, Lena Video, Alex Jordan Video]
4/10/15	ReelSeduction American Dulce de Leche [STAR TAGS: Jackie Avalon, ReelSeduction.com]
4/9/15	KylieIreland Jeep Trick [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Lynden Johnson Video]
4/7/15	ReelSeduction Nether Regions — FlyCAM [STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Exclusive Video, ReelSeduction.com]
4/6/15	Call them Tub Travails. Call them Faucet Foibles. Call them simply Water Woes. … When a group of ever-the-helpful Americans try to teach an itty-bitty British porn star how to enjoy a bathtub fixture in a singularly expressive way, well, turns out it helps if they did not design the tub for soaking. We’d call it Masturbatory Malfeasance, but we probably have enough terms to satisfy Chantelle Fox already. She certainly wasn’t satisfied any other way. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
4/3/15	ReelSeduction Cowgirl Clit [STAR TAGS: Kaylee Rayne, ReelSeduction.com]
4/2/15	KylieIreland Everything was Vibrating (#45) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Cricket Audio]
4/1/15	We love learning things around here, which quite honestly hardly qualifies as the most bizarre fact about Risque. That said, we just learned that should one be in Georgia, one cannot legally carry an ice cream cone in one’s back pocket, if it happens to be a Sunday. … Good to know. … We also learned that should one be a bisexual Porn Valley Performer, someone has to be your first on-screen lesbian experience. Tenaya, for example, chose Capri Anderson as hers and members get to watch. … Suddenly that no ice cream in the back pocket limitation does not seem nearly as onerous. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Capri Anderson Video]

Year:2015

Month:April

January 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/15	CythereasWetWorld Tanning the Tub [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
1/29/15	KylieIreland Doing Janine … (#7) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn]
1/28/15	In a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the “2015 Adult Entertainment Expo” in Las Vegas with our observations. OK. So technically we brought back well over 200GB of data from shoots and such, and it will take a bit of time to get all of that organized, but we do have written observations, which we have enhanced with Sarah Blake and Breanne Benson for those people that prefer the more traditional observations. Spend some time considering lofty issues, you know, while watching lesbian sex on a rooftop in downtown LA. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video]
1/26/15	247AdultStars We Shan’t Tell … Presumably [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/26/15	Shayla Just a Little Therapy [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
1/18/15	Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s AVN Awards show before we left for Las Vegas to attend the one this year. Yeah, sometimes we display a truly dizzying intellect. As we prepare this time, though, we have more than 50 years of combined experience, so we know exactly what to do. In fact, our ledger that shows the posting schedule lays out the plan perfectly: It says, and you will notice the quotes here: “VEGAS BABY! … Eat Ice Cream … Get Fat … Don’t Care. … So there.” And now you know how the professionals do it. … See y’all in a week. [STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chanel Preston, Samantha Saint, Remy LaCroix, Alexandra Silk Video]
1/17/15	People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to the “City of Lights” to see all the porn stars, but we’re pretty sure that can’t be it. And we’re never wrong — at least that we can remember. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Bliss Dulce, Karmen Karma, 247AdultStars.com]
1/16/15	247AdultStars Fox in Socks — The Adult Version [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/15/15	Shayla Carnival of Shayla Knowledge [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Kylie Ireland]
1/14/15	KylieIreland Gettin’ Some “Strange” [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jada Fire Video]
1/12/15	Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about Taren Steele and Dee. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Capri Anderson Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Dee]
1/10/15	247AdultStars Definitely More Than a Handful [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/9/15	So we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video]
1/8/15	Shayla Haven’t You Missed Me? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
1/6/15	Slipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider Slipping Mickey a Hmm … [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]
1/4/15	KylieIreland A Certain Incident at a Booth … (#44) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cricket]
1/3/15	Shayla The Unlocked Door [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
1/1/15	Next year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we Welcome in the New Year in the fashion people pretty much care nothing about imitating anyway, you can think about what you might like to see in the next college football season. So far we know we want a mini-championship that we could use like every month or something, just rotating teams. We’ll call it the Serial Bowl. [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]
1/1/15	247AdultStars Faye Taylor – Lady in Red [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]

Year:2015

Month:January

“Torid” with Nymphetamine 3 – part 2

Another Tori Cleft for Thee by Nobody Special PART TWO For the record, I still don’t know what a “Nymphetamine” is, so you will not find that answer here. Sorry. However, Jenna Haze also ended up being on set, and although I don’t know her as well as I know Monique, I was close to […]

Stars:A.J. Bailey, Capri Anderson, Jenna Haze, Tori Black

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Movie Set

Technique:Professional

December 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/12	Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]
12/29/12	You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
12/27/12	Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy]
12/25/12	We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]
12/24/12	Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video]
12/21/12	We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
12/18/12	We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]
12/17/12	You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video]
12/12/12	Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn]
12/10/12	In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]
12/7/12	Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/4/12	You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight]
12/2/12	Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]