by Nobody Special
“Can I squat?” asks the predictably nubile lass in the early morning sun.
“You can do whatever you want. This is your day. We’re just hangin’ with you for a bit,” comes Mr. Ninn’s immediate reply.
Thus begins another episode in the quirky life of Michael Ninn, er, IMNINN, er … whatever. (Geniuses often lead confusing lives. Have you noticed?)
The naked lady in question has been gyrating in front of the cameras for several minutes now, and seems confused about her options. True, she has been gyrating while standing on a canopied bed, outside by a swimming pool — in high heels — so even though she’s a porn star, she probably doesn’t have a whole lot of experience with this particular situation. Like any professional she wants to please the director of the show, but unlike almost all directors, Michael deploys a minimalist approach to the actual “direction” part of his solo female scenes.