| 6/25/20 |  You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to the merits of caramel ice cream. You might wish that not to happen, but if you know anything about us at all, you clearly knew those hopes were in vain. On the upside, we did manage a ménage à trois illustration with a man most famous as basically a caricature of himself along with two suitably festive female companions. So be brave. Ask yourself that one question: Do you feel lucky? [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Zoey Holloway Video]
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| 6/24/20 |  We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video] |
| 6/21/20 | 
GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Dillion Harper – Skin Diamond – Jacky Joy – Nina Hartley – Little Stella Marie… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 6/19/20 |  It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our Lesbian Springtime look at the wildly divergent ways that different companies approach a distinctly popular niche in our strange little world. You could, of course, choose rather to try and figure out if when you go outside into the world because you must you will be mocked for wearing a mask, or perhaps mocked for not wearing a mask. You could wonder how “a million requests” to attend a campaign rally might possibly result in thousands of unused seats in an event center that holds only 19,000 people when completely packed. Our suggestion will be to consider the consenting women playing with each other, because those other things will just depress you. [STAR TAGS: Sabrina Rose Video, Renee Perez Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Laine Video, Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 6/17/20 | 
ReelRisque Cop a Please | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Aletta Blue Video] |
| 6/14/20 | 
247AdultStars Redux Technological “Evolution” | video[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 6/13/20 |  Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide an altogether more pleasant pressure on you. You probably should not invite 20 friends to come over and celebrate with you in your home, but we’re fairly certain this would not constitute typical behavior anyway. [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 6/10/20 |  We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on acting like trained monkeys. Have you noticed? [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video] |
| 6/7/20 |  Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that examining principles with the aid of beautiful naked women assists in the scientific endeavor a great deal. So we do that too. [STAR TAGS: Japanese Erotica] |
| 6/4/20 |  Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to enjoy a coffee break, though. We consider this a public service, because in our experience not many people do it this way. Honestly it’s a lot more interesting than talking about Luke Skywalker and Harrison Ford before he became offensive. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video] |
| 6/3/20 | 
ReelRisque Personal Use | video[STAR TAGS: Bonnie Skye Video] |
June 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aletta Blue| Asia Carrera| Bonnie Skye| Celeste Star| Chantelle Fox| Charlie Laine| Georgia Jones| Jana Jordan| Lola| Madelyn Marie| Michael Ninn| Paige Ashley| Renee Perez| Sabrina Rose| Sophia Lynn| Zoey Holloway
Year:2020
Month:June
You know whenever you hear someone saying, “Here, kitty-kitty” it just sort of makes you smile? Well, what if instead of simplistic scripts, rampant overacting, and cheesy graphics, your version of Superhero vs. Villain included libido-driven stars and crotchless spandex? See how those other parts seem wildly less important now? … Well now you know why the 
Perhaps we could think of a better day than a Friday the 13th hosting a full moon to bid adieu to what has been an integral part of the Risqué Commune for the past decade, but honestly Freaky Friday just seems to fit. Maverick debuts his final post for 247AdultStars — at least in its current incarnation — today with one more explicit look at Chantelle Fox. Honestly, we hate to see him go, but 
The world changed on December 7th, and not simply because Chasey Lain was born on this day. Sometimes we think History gets a bad rap, though, as so few people seem to remember it at all, let alone give it contemplation and value. Of course this could be a function entirely of age, as many things appear differently depending upon the number of one’s years on the planet. You might remember that as you consider 
Football terms have a lot of sexual innuendo even if you are not watching the game with jessica drake. Of course even “innuendo” has sexual innuendo if you think about it, so maybe we should 
Probably about a week after the group grew large enough to be called “women,” the rules have been the same. If you want to have a good party, you need to invite women. After a bit, the evolution of the rule became possible: If you want to have a really good party, you need to invite women that invite other women. … Then at some point in distant history, the rule evolved once more to its current state, some thousands of years later: If you have to have 
If you decided you need on “flapper” in a scene, you might as well have three of them. At least we have always viewed it that way. That said, we can now state for certain that Bluebird’s Bonny and Clide represents a purely fictional account of the infamous adventures, because in this case Bonny appears perfectly content waiting outside while 
Since we’re featuring Kylie in her cherry appearance for Cherry Pie this weekend, and considering the celebratory mood today always brings in the office, we decided to really go all out by showing the entire five scenes of the movie that served as the professional introduction for one of the industry’s truly exceptional people. We call it 
We always like to give a little love to our friends, and some of those friends may even give gentle reminders when we do not — helpful little nymphs that they are. … So we figured 
So today happens to be the 90th Anniversary of Mickey Mouse! Who knew? Obviously once we discovered this, we simply had to celebrate. After all, should there be a more completely Micky Mouse Operation out there with greater longevity, we’d sure be interested in meeting those folks! … This time of year we always start looking back and thinking, “Seriously? We’re still around after another whole year? … How the heck did that happen again?” … Other people on this day, may have alternative methods of 
You may care a great deal about the international rules governing what you may in fact consider football. Or you could have an opinion on suddenly not being able to play the other kind of football in Mexico City next Monday night. Or you may be in the group of people that almost never even thinks about feet, be they balling or not. … You may, however — particularly considering your presence here — be rather more 
New technologies bring new fun in our world, as the Geeks here anticipate Creative Cloud rollouts with the glee of … well, just call it an abnormal amount of glee. Many of you may know we have evolved into work in ’Teams’ around here over the years, so these times become sort of the office picnic three-legged race competitions. As tournament accoutrement, however, we will point out that 
We have another of those “demonstration of video streaming techniques” on tap today, which in our case at least have the benefit of naked women. Hey, if you have to practice, you might as well enjoy it. Even Allen Iverson might have enjoyed practice with us, come to think of it. Speaking of sports, by the way, this weekend shapes up to be an excellent one for the “office” NFL team, because they absolutely cannot lose for once. Granted, the team happens to be on a bye, but one needs to learn to 
So … Hof was in a huff, because Sunset rode off into the sunset. … At least that explains the situation as D.Minion met Dennis Hof in person. Seeing as how one cynical member of our team thinks a deceased Republican Hof may still win his local election next Tuesday — because then a Republican somebody-or-other gets to appoint a replacement, rather than live with a default Democrat holding the office — this might be the perfect storybook ending for a very rare individual. … We may not always have agreed with his politics, his business policies, or even his “healthy” sense of self, but most of us here really appreciated Dennis Hof. In this age of whatever you do, do NOT offend — or Lord knows potentially offend — anyone, ever, life has far too few characters left. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Dennis Hof]