Filed Under: Christi Lake

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

June 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/02	In honor of her intrepid return to her Message Board, we’ve decided to show off the earliest pictures we have of the young beauty, Georgia. Most of you probably know she’s featured in a couple of scenes in Basically Becca, and you can see, even as early as a couple of years ago, just what a special affinity she has for the camera. We’re pretty sure that’s what Juli and Becca were discussing in the few shots we snuck in and shot of them too. This “interaction” was actually not for any video release, but seemed to involve other types of release, come to think of it. As Mr. Harvey (not the rabbit) would say, “And that’s the rest of the story.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Becca, Juli Ashton, Erica]
6/27/02	We seem to be on a Juli roll here, but in the grand scheme, that seems like a very good thing. We look this time at a snippet of Essentially Juli: Forbidden, and we find out that even the best “laid plans” (sorry: couldn’t resist) of the esteemed Ms. Ashton sometimes develop of their own accord. We call it “The Tale that Overshadowed the Tail.” You’ll probably just call it 36 pictures of Juli with Nina Hartley and Man du jour … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Risque News Insight]
6/26/02	Wow! We found some really old pictures of Juli, and Taren Steele, and Serenity. These were from the very first scene shot for the very first Essentially Juli. We’d go on and on about how great they are, and what fond memories they brought back, but we’re just to choked up with emotion. Damn, we have a fun job … Check this out, circa 1996 … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Serenity, Gayle, Veronica Hart, Risque News Insight]
6/24/02	In an atypical caving of conscious, we’ve been won over by office lobbying efforts to post some of the more “timely” stories as they’re, well, timely. D.Minion been after us to sort of bop back and forth between past and present for some time, but Dee finally won us over. For those of you that have seen the office cam shows, you’ll know just how persuasive Dee can be. Wendy’s got a new “do” and D.Minion was on set with her (and, coincidentally, Dee) just last month. Now you can read about Naked Hollywood, Wendy-style, and see her new hair too. Next task is to get Wendy over to the office to show us more of her do’s and don’ts, as they are. Hey, maybe all her hair has a new style … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Christi Lake, Kim Chambers, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]
6/21/02	Well, we have inane country music references. We have rare sitings of both D.Minion and some Lucky fellow. We have Kristal as a blonde, Dee as a sex object, and Devinn as her typical Diva. What’s most important, though, seems to be what we don’t have: We don’t have even one f*king picture of a koala. Good to see things are back to their usual abnormal state around here. Read about Devinn’s 5 Rooms, or just look at the 98 pictures of WOMEN, NAKED WOMEN. Dang, that felt good … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Dee, Kristal Summers, Kelsey Heart, April, D.Minion]*
6/9/02 — 6/19/02	As a kind of change of pace, and because a lot of us are in Jamaica, the skeleton crew (as we affectionately call them) has the task of posting the Epic that was the Australia trip. D.Minion calls it “Going Down (under) with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele.” We call it bizarre to say the least. We begin with a picture of a piece of furniture and an mpeg of water going down a drain — complete with sound. (So be warned.) Then it gets weird. Hey, at least you know what you’re getting, and at least you’re used to that around here … G’Day Mates … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] Pre-Trip — Day One — Day Two — Day Three Day Four — Day Five — Day Six — Day Seven Day Eight — Day Nine — Day Ten — Day Eleven
6/5/02	Art fan and avid nude model Wendy Divine sets the stage for us in a welcome diversion from cutting and pasting. We see Wendy as Divine Art, which is a heck of a lot better than looking at rows of code. Come to think of it, looking at Wendy naked (and having sex) is a heck of a lot better than almost anything we can think of. Oh, Eric’s in here too, but guys are just props, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
6/3/02	Juli drops (by) and gives us 50! There’s been such a surge in Buried Treasure sales lately that we thought we’d put up some more stills from the scenes, as kind of a bonus for those that have seen the video. Even if you haven’t seen the video, these are some interesting tales. In addition to the 50 pictures, we have also, true to form, provided keen insight and poignant recollection–and we talk about puppies–and God. What else would you expect? [FEATURED TAGS: Nici Sterling, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Stars:April| Asia Carrera| Becca| Christi Lake| Dee| Devinn Lane| Erica| Gayle| Georgia Adair| Juli Ashton| Kelsey Heart| Keri Windsor| Kim Chambers| Kristal Summers| Nici Sterling| Nina Hartley| Serenity| Shaena Steele| Sydnee Steele| Taren Steele| Veronica Hart| Wendy Divine

Year:2002

Month:June

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