| 12/31/16 |  To some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/30/16 | 
ReelRisque Tube Socks Soirée | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video] |
| 12/29/16 | 
KylieIreland Contact Jewelry (#53)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
| 12/28/16 | 
247AdultStars Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
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| 12/26/16 |  Oh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle] |
| 12/25/16 | 
GingerLynn Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/24/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Butterflies are We[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 12/21/16 |  Today marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
| 12/19/16 |  Monday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video] |
| 12/17/16 |  A long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] |
| 12/14/16 | 
247AdultStars A Bentley in a Bed[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 12/12/16 | 
Shayla Playing with Her TT’s[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/11/16 |  Sometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video] |
| 12/11/16 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/7/16 |  We do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/5/16 |  Most people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann] |
| 12/3/16 |  Most sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/2/16 | 
247AdultStars Rub-a-Dub-Dub[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
December 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexis DeVell| Amber Rayne| Anais| Carli Banks| Cate Harrington| Cytherea| Ginger Lea| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuu| Holly Wellin| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylan Nicole| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Lorraine Sisco| Mark Stone| Michael Ninn| Michelle Thorne| Phoenix Ray| Rita Faltoyano| Samantha Bentley| Serenity| Shayla LaVeaux| Tall Goddess| Tina Tyler| Veronica Hart| Wanda Curtis
Year:2016
Month:December
You would think that keeping track of all things Kristal Summers might be just the sort of job to which pretty much everyone would be quite happy to pay close attention. That said, Kristal can be overwhelming when taken in mass quantities, so trying to do something relatively straight-forward like organizing all her cam shows for display under modern techniques, well, it can make a person walk into stationary objects. (Sorry, Mav.) … On the other hand, whatever happens, in whatever order, bottom line you end up with 
Our original plan was to entitle this brief editorial interlude Geeks Run Amok: They’a Culpa, but then the copywriters might be found guilty of the same transgressions as the video folks this week. Hey, when you get to deal with women as articulate and beautiful as Kayden Kross on occasion, it can affect your entire life’s point of view. That has to make sense. … In the end we went with 
Originally Maverick had scheduled a Celebrate American Independence Day by showing off Sexy British Women sort of thing, and being the good winners that we pride ourselves on being, we thought that was just fine. Then we find out that the specific “piece” on tap would be from the 
You look behind the curtain in any business and you will almost certainly find some fairly bizarre methods of reaching decisions, not to mention some possibly questionable values inherent in those. Most of the time this happens purely by the passage of time as generations of workers apply their methods to the “new” realities. Given this fact, we have decided that at the very least one should have beautiful naked women around the core decisions. They’re not necessarily smarter, or kinder, or in any way better suited (without suits, obviously) to make evolutionary changes, but they’re simply a lot more fun to look at when executives get it wrong. These 
We have a new plan for next year: We have decided to try making the final 
Every time we go to one of the big industry conventions we begin anew missing the elegance that Michael Ninn brought to the genre. Sure there continue to be some very fine directors that do some very fine work — even a bit of it quite beautiful — but Michael just had a way with talent, and quite simply with light that sets him apart from mere mortals. Since he celebrates his birthday on this date every year, we miss him and thank him all at the same time. We have all made it one more year 
You just have to admire a guy that quotes both Forrest Gump and an Epistle to Timothy in his retirement speech. We started out to do our own speech today, admiring a couple of our own friends with a complimentary nod to new tours from both 
As the year comes to a close, almost every media or news organization does some sort of “year in review” kind of program, which they follow with a “this year will be different in this way…” sort of thing. In our little part of California they did a survey where 55% of the people’s highest hope would be a new “forever home” for all the rescue animals out there. This seems nice until you read that coming in at #2 were 22% of the folks who most desired shelter for homeless people. … We’re not filled with optimism here, so we’re sticking with a 
We should be honest on Christmas, so let’s just admit that not all old elves can be jolly. Some of us need to work over the holidays because web servers seem to be quite disrespectful when it comes to celebration, seemingly waiting until nearly everyone has left for distant festive locations before deciding to invite all the digital gremlins inside and throwing a big kegger. This year, however, all has been quiet thus far — which probably just means that we should not even have mentioned it. … Consequently feel free to look for 
Technically this should be a “Commune Carnivale” update for 247AdultStars, but somehow in scheduling 
Consider it 
Truth be told, we have no idea why most of us believe that one “dog year” equals seven human years. It could be that some science backs up the theory, or it could be simply that if you multiply 12-15 by 7, you get a number that would make a pretty old human. We DO know, however, that “web years” make dog years seem like eons. You go to 
Sometimes people remember dates for a couple of different reasons, and sometimes those two reasons raise conflicting emotions. Most people remember today as a somber reminder of how small the world could be even back in 1941. Some of us might be amazed that most “official” estimates still tally more than 2,000 survivors from those initial attacks. Certainly the world can be a frighteningly small place sometimes. … A much smaller number of us 
Let’s consider directing our own adult movie today. True, we do not presently have the juice necessary to promise anyone that we might be of great benefit to them in their goal of becoming an adult movie director, but we have had that power in the past, and one never knows the future (otherwise the Detroit Lions would have no fans at all). Still, even if someone else helps you reach your Dirty Director goals, we can still provide some excellent things to consider as you approach the career. Of course we do tag on to the ReelRisque illustration of 
