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July 2014 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/14

We consider ourselves fairly fortunate around the risque offices. Of course “Luck” would be not only a relative term but also a penis optional one as we discover. At least when you Wish Upon a Starr at this place, though, you also get a little POV with Penny Flame, and Shayla LaVeaux showing us all that outboard motors don’t really make the boat after all. Whatever else we bring to the table, we have a lot of naked women around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Lucky Starr, Penny Flame Video]

Shayla Laveaux
7/26/14

Consider the concept of the Shy Porn Star. Odd as it may seem this counterintuitive position happens a lot more often than you’d likely guess. Stars with nearly half a century of experience between them — Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland, in this case — can be too shy to ever just walk up to each other and plan to meet somewhere to have sex. Who knew porn stars can fear rejection just like everyone else? … Well, we knew, but we hardly qualify as normal, at least as you’d normally define the term. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Lé Video]

Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland
7/21/14

Rarely do we actually encourage people to skip over the “words and pictures part” and just watch the captivating video, but you might give some serious consideration to that little video icon at the top of the page this time around. Radio shows rarely make for good pictures, and when you consider we show basically the polar opposite of nubile naked nymphs in what shots we do have, well, you understand. Take 50+ years of XXX experience in Ginger Lynn and el Jefe de Risqué, and it can get really weird. Now the pictures on CythereasWetWorld featuring Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, and some lucky (as compared to “Lucky”) dude, those would be worth … considering. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Juli Ashton Video, Malice, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix]

Ginger Lynn Gets Lucky
7/18/14

After careful scientific study, we have come to the conclusion that we need almost no excuse at all to have a party. Also, the writers here can make a drinking game out of absolutely anything. So far we have not found a way to turn these rare abilities into whirlwind profits, of course, but we remain hopeful. When you have Georgia Adair and Evan Stone to play with, it becomes pretty easy to keep up hope. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Cate Harrington
7/13/14

Having been known as dozens of different things over the past couple of decades, Risque Business has never really earned any recognition for subtlety. Of course it could be that the leaders have been so quietly successful that they have in essence define subtle excellence — or it could be that they subscribe to the philosophy that if you have a position on something, being quiet about it helps no one. Also, it tends to be not nearly as much fun. Sybians, for example, are quite fun, as are Aaliya Love and Kajira. [STAR TAGS: Aaliya Love, Kajira Video]

Kajira
7/10/14

Performer Eric gets a little cheesy for the cameras today, thus creating the risque interpretation of the famous Ham and Swiss on Riley. … Fortunately you will find further attempts at painful humor to be much easier to avoid as you redirect you full attentions to Riley Reid, and then follow that with a little shayla.com fun involving kind members of the risqué team creating a bit more texture in life. We find educational opportunities everywhere around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Riley Reid Video]

Riley Reid
7/6/14

One thing about the risque site, whether you love it or hate it, you’d have to agree that we maintain anything but garden variety adult insights on the web. Of course people almost never write in for gardening tips here, so there’s that. For the record, cumulatively we do happen to know quite a bit about gardening too, so if enjoying Rayveness leaves you less than completely fulfilled, bear that in mind. Sure, like that’s going to happen … [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Michael Ninn]

Rayveness
7/4/14

People may choose to celebrate this anniversary of our nation’s birth any way they choose. After all, this date arises much less arbitrarily than that of, say, the birth of Jesus. What the heck, any excuse to watch people blow some stuff up, we always say. Our friends at 247AdultStars even pop by for the party, bearing their own “fetish” gifts, being such good sports about this whole independence thing and all. Come to think of it, when they come over to visit, they do actually drink tea — although they never offer us any. Could have something to do with that nearby harbor. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Maybe a Fetish. Maybe Not. Certainly pretty.
7/1/14

To put a quick, fine point on it: Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker got nothing on Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Honestly, would you rather see big sweaty men with very large muscles grapple, or do topless women with very large breasts sound like more fun to you? Granted it may be More Tussle than Wrestle, but that hardly seems like the important distinction in this scenario. You say “Sean Michaels” to these two duos, and they’ll likely think of completely different people. What a grand world. … [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle ]

Kristal Summers
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June 2013 Risque | New Stuff

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/28/13 We considered a deeply thoughtful examination of the philosophical conceits implicit in a “bad influence” label. We considered learned insights from amongst the world’s most highly qualified sex experts. We considered introspection on a scale heretofore unseen in even our habitually raw handling of the emotional aspects of performance in the adult industry. … Then we decided, naw, maybe we should just appreciate Becca, Kylie Ireland, Rayveness, Asia Carrera, and even Jonathan Morgan — what the heck. After all, “epic” comes and “epic” goes, but beautiful naked and sexually free women, that merits thoughtful examination. [STAR TAGS: Becca, Kylie Ireland Video, Rayveness Video, Asia Carrera Video]
Imagine the Emotional Implications
6/21/13 A popular online dictionary defines a “Maverick” as an intellectual independent thinker. … Well, our Maverick could be that, although in all honesty it would have to be for something other than his obvious intellectual preference for beautiful naked blonde women like Kristal Summers and Anais. And would we all not like to know how they watered that particular family tree? [STAR TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
Anais. Close to perfect.
6/16/13 Have you ever wondered what would happen should Michael Ninn become an astronaut? Well, somehow we wander through Alisha Klass and Shy Love, with a pleasant Georgia Adair diversion, as a matter of fact, and end up with Michael potentially art directing the cosmos. All in all this may be one of those excellent opportunities you have to simply look at the pretty pictures and video. Too many words can lead to beer, and that can lead to stronger drink, and before you know it, you’ll be watching porn. … Oh, right! That would be perfectly fine. … We forgot. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey, Georgia Adair Video, Shy Love Video, Michael Ninn]
A Daring Georgia Adair
6/13/13 Dear Julia Ann had a party at her house last weekend where all the women got naked and swapped clothes. Sadly, we do not get to see any photos from this event, it being apparently of the private sort. And we do not get to hear about any resulting orgy either, because the discussion of the rescue dogs takes up all the room. On the other hand (as it were) Julia does spice up a different dinner entirely, and we do get to sneak in a little Sasha Grey. Overall, we’ve had worse days. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey, Julia Ann Video, Zana Video]
The Other Grey's Anatomy
6/8/13 So what if every one of us made $30,000 every time we had sex? Well, not only would we be trying to have a lot more sex than we’re currently having — assuming that such an endeavor would turn out to be even theoretically possible — but it also means that we’d have a lot less time to be all mean and roaming and pillaging and such. The world would be a lot better place then, right? OK. So bread would be a lot more expensive too, but we should try to remain open to new things it seems like. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones, Kacey Jordan Video]
A Mind Open to Things, Metaphorically
6/6/13 Did you ever see Something About Mary with Cameron Diaz and that Favre guy from the Green Bay Packers? Well, today’s nudge toward Commune Goodness does not feature Ms. Diaz, sadly enough, but we do get to see Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers shower together in our “Something About Steve” feature. It’s probably not as funny as the Mary Movie overall, but at least it does NOT feature that Favre guy. Steve never liked him. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video,]
Something About Steve
6/2/13 By the end of June we will all have completed half of the 2013 calendar year already. How does that seem possible, right? Well, time flies. Things change, and yet beautiful naked women remain fascinating. Don’t we all feel so much better knowing there are at least some constants in life? [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Barbara Doll, Nicole Lace, Natalia Forrest, 247AdultStars.com Video]
Fun, Fun, Fun ... Without a T-Bird in Sight
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May 2013 Risque | New Stuff

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/13 Depending upon where you happen to be in the country, it could be excellent weather for skiing, a really good idea to find a basement somewhere to hide in so you don’t blow away, or a darned fine time of year to go swimming with Kristal Summers and her friends. As you shall see, they always bring a lot of inflatable floating devices to help add to the fun, so you won’t need to worry about that. Oh, and they also bring a lot of pool toys too. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video]
Goldie and the Shark - An Adult Story
5/23/13 Walk a mile in their shoes. … Theoretically that constitutes pithy and wise advice. … Of course like all advice, the people that most need it happen to be exactly the ones least likely to give it any credence, which pretty much explains why philosophers do not rule at the top of the income ladder in America. Fortunately around here, our pearls of wisdom involve, well, a different sort of gem altogether. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video]
A Philosophical Choice
5/16/13 Truly creative people could take a bunch of apparently disparate groups of elements and weave them into a cohesive and captivating presentation. And by golly, if we could have found any we’d have put them to task this time around. Say, for example, that one needs to bring together Cytherea naked in the office, haiku poetry, and the general state of being “Lucky” in adult entertainment. One of those truly creative people sure would have been handy today. [STAR TAGS: Lucky Starr, Cytherea]
Office Past, but Not Forgotten
5/9/13 You may have noticed in your personal ruminations over the years that the difference between “public” and “pubic” comes down to one little consonant. And yet if you show your pubic in public you will probably get arrested. That hardly seems fair if you think about it that way, right? In our diversion today we discuss one “L” of a problem, as you might have guessed, although to be honest, you might like the pictures best. Some people seem to. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Rayveness Video, Whitney Wonders Video]
Dee
5/5/13 Over at Risqué we maintain a very liberal attitude when it comes to holidays, probably because we happen to all be big fans of anything that involves a “celebration” in any sort of manner. Even it does not happen to be one of those extra special events — those that involve presents of course — we pretty much sign up for the event. After all, what could be better than time away from work involving a big ol’ party, lots of music, dancing, eating and drinking? … Well, appreciating the event with Dee and one of the very early Risqué favourites comes to mind, but not everyone can do that. … Or can they? [STAR TAGS: Dee, Alicia Rio Video, Gabrielle Video, Tess Newhart Video]
Dee
5/1/13 Hmm. … So how can we put this without terrifying everyone, assuming we’re all too young to remember the War of the Worlds radio broadcast? … “Danger, Will Robinson!” … “I have a bad feeling about this.” … Or perhaps the ever-popular, and date-appropriate in this case, “Mayday! Mayday!” … Whatever way you hear it, we cannot get around the fact that Kristal Summers has taken a once amazingly shy fan and turned him into a porn performer. And D.Minion somehow thinks that graphic artists all know how to paint ceilings, but that’s not really the point today in our Maverick Courage awe. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Maverick Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
Braver than Bond, James Bond
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August 2012 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/12

All of us get used to a certain amount of unfairness in life, otherwise we could never watch young people eat like it will be their last meal without slapping them every time they picked up a napkin. A half dozen Krispy Kremes, you say? You’d like a double bacon cheeseburger with extra-large fries, and yet you’ll remain annoyingly thin? … SLAP! … Of course unfairness in life does not limit itself to caloric intake, but it always seems to surprise us when it comes from family. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Kristal Summers and some dude. But we’re not bitter or anything.
8/26/12

Mysteries of the concept of “Lost and Found” bear fruit today, while fully-ripened friends, Jana Cova and Isabella bare … well, other things. Of course certain of their parts bear a distinct resemblance, when bare, to certain fruits, so that could possibly tie this all together in a (freshness) pinch. Basically we have decided to simply follow ancient advice: Be fruitful and multiply, or at least practice the multiplying part. (OK. So these are both women, obviously, and the whole multiplying part really won’t work no matter how hard they try, but how far does one really need to take a metaphor on an adult site, really?) [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Isabella Video]

Isabella & Jana: Blended Beauties
8/22/12

Generally when someone talks about a thing being “rock hard” in this business, odds would be good that they do not refer to actual rocks — you know, really solid chunks of the earth, broken off into pieces suitable for throwing at someone you catch using their “rock hard” part in an inappropriate manner. … In our case, however, sometimes we really do happen to be talking about rocks, in this case with petroglyphs displayed on them. Of course in this particular circumstance we utilize the liquid talents of Cytherea to demonstrate our solid reasoning, so we’re reasonably certain not to get fired because of the effort. We will stop and send you off to your adventures today before we blow it by trying to extend a metaphor too far, but just so you know: A cigar is never just a cigar in this place. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

All in All, Cytherea is Much Prettier
8/18/12

Some things in life we still do not understand. One of the byproducts of the Olympic coverage on television — at least in Southern California — included a massive run of new commercials for Honda. Now we admit that all of us over a certain young age have heard commercials featuring sound tracks that made us just a little sad. Most of us in this office, for example, were just getting used to Steppenwolf hocking insurance when the new Honda advertisements hit the air. As near as we can tell, no one told any of the Honda executives what Judas Priest stood for back in the day. But at least they were a British band, so that maybe counts for something during the London Olympics. On a completely unrelated note of confusion, Kristal Summers opens for a Pearl of a Shayla LaVeaux post with another round of “Wrestling Boys” today. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

He's Got Another Thing Coming
8/13/12

Except for the fact that everyone now has to start getting out of bed “early” again, the risqué commune offices have quite the celebration going on — interestingly beginning immediately after the Closing Ceremonies concluded. Clearly not everyone shares the feelings of universal fellowship that watching highly dedicated and gifted individuals either succeed or fail spectacularly can bring. All in all, none of us mind that when we screw up in a really major fashion somewhat fewer than 4 billion people drop by to share in the experience. None of us mind Maverick’s confusion on which celebratory event he has Natalia Forrest representing either. By the way, if 4 billion of you do want to join and watch her, we would be fine with that. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, Brooklyn Lee, Missy Martinez Video, Zoey Holloway Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars]

Natalia. Closing. Opening. Whatever.
8/10/12

Although we did not know it until learning a bit of “Brit” over these Olympics, apparently we regularly strive to avoid things going sixes and sevens at risqué. Also we have remembered that we need to tell the new Photoshop boss that despite what D.Minion may assert, there is in fact such a thing as too many puppy pictures. On the upside, DM and her ChickaDees took over 200 photos NOT of small domestic animals on the Dallas XXX, Day Three set. You may well find those more interesting. [FEATURED TAGS: Brooklyn Lee Exclusive Video, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Ford]

Dang, have we been there.
8/6/12

The Brits had quite a resurgence in the Olympic games over the weekend, leading in our case to a bevy of “In your FACE, DM!” sorts of emails traveling across the ocean in this direction. While as a group we obviously enjoy a fine, good-natured competitive ribbing amongst ourselves, we Americans really had to admire how polite the British have turned out to be. Maybe you have not noticed, but instead of their own national anthem, every time a British citizen wins a gold medal they insist upon listening to a heart-warming rendition of My Country ’Tis of Thee. You know, maybe they have forgiven us for that whole Revolutionary War thing. … Toward a similar end, Inari Vachs and Cytherea help us with an other-parts-warming exhibition today. God Save the Queens. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Cytherea]

Just the Inari part of our warming up exercises.
8/4/12

Most of us have probably heard New Jersey referred to as “The Garden State” — although if you have only flown in and out of there, or seen the state on television, you might have trouble understanding how in the world they ever came up with that motto, seeing as how most people do not associate a peaceful communing with nature and New Jersey. Regardless, as it turns out, England has a Garden State too, and Maverick introduces us to one of its finest natural resources today. Then we throw in a bit of “Garden” a la Michael Ninn, simply as a helpful counterpoint. We will tell you this much from the outset, however: We don’t exactly get “peaceful” out of these either. “Pieceful” perhaps …. [FEATURED TAGS: Tori Black, Rayveness Video, Anais Video, Crystal Coxxx, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Tori Black. Also “Pieceful” …
8/2/12

Never having seen a water polo match in her life, D.Minion and her “ChickaDees” nevertheless spent a significant part of today watching a contest between the U.S. and the U.K., happily shouting, “In your FACE, Mav!” every time the Americans scored. While this may not say much for sportsmanship here in the office, it does say a bit regarding loyalty. For example, we welcome in a new (typically unnamed) Team Risqué member today, while noting the fine Pearls of Wisdom provided by Shayla LaVeaux. … If nothing else we do remain a loyal group, as D.Minion’s Minions still call themselves ChickaDees even though Dee has been retired going on six years now. Our new fellow has much to look forward to — or maybe much to fear. One can never tell. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Julia Ann]

See how wise the Pearls are?
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