| 12/31/16 |  To some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/30/16 | 
ReelRisque Tube Socks Soirée | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video] |
| 12/29/16 | 
KylieIreland Contact Jewelry (#53)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
| 12/28/16 | 
247AdultStars Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
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| 12/26/16 |  Oh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle] |
| 12/25/16 | 
GingerLynn Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/24/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Butterflies are We[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 12/21/16 |  Today marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
| 12/19/16 |  Monday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video] |
| 12/17/16 |  A long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] |
| 12/14/16 | 
247AdultStars A Bentley in a Bed[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 12/12/16 | 
Shayla Playing with Her TT’s[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/11/16 |  Sometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video] |
| 12/11/16 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/7/16 |  We do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/5/16 |  Most people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann] |
| 12/3/16 |  Most sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/2/16 | 
247AdultStars Rub-a-Dub-Dub[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
December 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexis DeVell| Amber Rayne| Anais| Carli Banks| Cate Harrington| Cytherea| Ginger Lea| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuu| Holly Wellin| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylan Nicole| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Lorraine Sisco| Mark Stone| Michael Ninn| Michelle Thorne| Phoenix Ray| Rita Faltoyano| Samantha Bentley| Serenity| Shayla LaVeaux| Tall Goddess| Tina Tyler| Veronica Hart| Wanda Curtis
Year:2016
Month:December
For everything there is a season, and for some reason every time we think about that we end up spinning around in a circle thinking, “turn, turn, turn” — which explains why we try not to think about it that much, truth be told. That said, as summer thoughts turn to fall, our 
Winning an Olympic Gold Medal seems as though it would be a truly wonderful thing, although the effort surrounding that achievement would likely follow you the rest of your life. If nothing else, you will need to practice appearing humble every time people look at you with awe. Also, you will need to practice bringing this humble fact up in conversation with strangers every time you enter a new pub and do not wish to pay for your own drinks. … Suppose, however, you won an Olympic Gold Medal for “Men’s Dinghy” at your Olympics. What do you do in that case? … In our case, we decided to feature 
When you’re very young you can’t wait for your birthday because it means something very special happens. You often get one of your favorite meals, everyone treats you like you’re something special, and — were we being honest — 
At first blush, y’know, as it were, one might think that doing a scene all by yourself in an adult movie might be the “easiest” way to dip your toe in metaphorically — or literally, maybe, if you happen to be really, really limber. Truth be told, ask any female adult star you happen to run across, however, and she will almost certainly tell you that “solo” scenes rank as the most difficult performances, not the easiest at all. Most of us probably learned at a very young age not to make a lot of noise while masturbating, for example. Most of us probably do not risk cramps in our limbs so that lights and photographic equipment might have unobstructed gynecological views. Moreover, the vast majority of us probably do not jump up, spin around, and contort in an entirely different direction three or four times during a single … um … exercise. So remember this as you watch such performances. They’re movies, y’all, 
You just have to do a special celebration for “Leap Day” do you not? And let’s be honest, as a general rule, risque celebrations tend to be the best kind, y’know with the appropriate audience. Well, we have an even extra-special Leap Day celebration today, as we recently discovered a whole slew of On-the-Set pieces that previously existed only on the original MichaelNinn.com — which has been dead for more than a decade now. The 
At one point in life we feel like birthdays cannot come quickly enough. Then we spend a good number of years pretty much ignoring them unless we have a significant other from which we might receive special treats. … Then birthdays sort of become different animals which we actively ignore. Well Dee has a birthday today, and apparently she falls somewhere in the transition between those last two because although she did not want attention drawn, she shows no signs of actually turning down 
Talk to any serious fan of a team playing in the Super Bowl, and they will tell that they probably feel as nervous before the game as any of the coaches or players. Sure, we know we have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome, and whatever happens will have absolutely no monetary impact on our lives. It changes the conversations at work in the morning, almost certainly increases the beer consumption in the winning city the night before, but that’s about it. Still, having been on the other side of the equation a number of times, we can claim with unequivocal certainty: Winning is better. [STAR TAGS: Go Denver Broncos!]
Due to the unusually large number of televisions in the office, as well as the “office team” being involved in the contest, we have confidence that we have done our fan preparation well by watching all the claimed “88 Live Hours” of programming on the NFL Network. At this point, we probably feel just like 99% of the people out there, players included: Just play the damned game! Only somewhere over 100 million people watch this event, however, either for the football or the commercials, so one of our leaders — not in the 100,000,000 as you might have guessed — insisted that we come up with a distraction she labeled 
